Doomsday Pavilion

but......

Lin lied on the upper eyelid and under the eyelid, wondering,

"The mount... the mount that was clearly said... why suddenly a primate..."

Uncle Warlock patted his forehead,

"A primate is more than enough as a mount, although the comfort is still a bit barely...but! My mount, the ultimate weapon that I spent countless efforts and precious materials, can only have this simple form~"

There was a clamor, first the hand bones, the metacarpal bones and then the wrist bones... In short, all the bones fell out of the cloak, forming a small pile under the warlock's feet.

Uncle Warlock took a step aside, took off his hood... and the skull, placed the skull at the tip of the pile of bones, pointed at the pile of fragmentary bones, solemnly,

"Wuhulahu-deform this uncle!!"

The sack of the ball, how does this spell sound familiar? Isn't there any strange style of painting that is going to be rough?

"Oh... click... da..."

Each bone jumped up, quickly rearranged and arranged, and turned into a weird skeletal creature with a round skull on all fours.

"Look, in the second form, the speed and strength of the anti-joint structure are equally important, and the runes are also recombined. They can still maintain considerable stability when running. Moving spells are not a dream. In fact, I like this better than the upright form. Call it "perfect beast form", wow khaka~"

Lin Chou's eyes widened and tried to control his facial muscles.

"Then...that, first ask...how the spikes on the back of this thing are fat...is the tail in the wrong place..."

Lin Chou's doubts are for quite some reason, after all, the so-called "perfect beast form", the noble buttocks and the bare but no tail feels really awkward, especially when a spike in the shape of a mace stands abruptly on this thing when.

"Oh, this! This is amazing. Let me tell you..."

Master Warlock flew up, and sat down directly along the hideous mace with his cloak and buttocks.

"..."

Lin Chou took a breath.

Chi only took a breath.

Su Yourong took a breath.

Ni, Nima, I finally know what it means today that it hurts!

Master Warlock shook his body in the so-called second form,

"Well, comfortable... Add more spikes to increase the contact area, maintain the stability of the connection with the spiritual body, or run too fast and it will be blown away by the wind, and the source and energy of the energy will be continuously transmitted-it was originally I plan to make another tail. Unfortunately, the materials are not enough, so I can only do this for the time being."

On behalf of the moon, what did you make a young girl... uh not right... a boy... uh not right... let a young soul do something!

At that moment, Lin Chou and Big Breast Sister both cried and looked at each other. No one knew whether the tears in each other's eyes were scared or hot.

The warlock hung a wisp of spiritual gray mist on the neck of the skeleton monster, with a rein in one hand and a whip in one hand, making a chic posture of riding a horse and jostling,

"How about it, old handsome, right? Ahaha...Is the idea of ​​​​this two-stage transformation being cool?"

No one said anything.

The warlock turned around,

"Why are you all stunned... can you please give me a comment!"

Big-breasted sister: "Frozen."

Su Yourong: "I can't bear to look straight."

Boss Lin: "The painting style is peculiar."

"Is it too late to cover your eyes? This scene is really not suitable for children to watch. Her fragile three views can't withstand this kind of frenzied output."

"late..."

Sigh together.

Warlock: "So what are you TMD talking about?"

"[○Д´○]"

Yes, that's right, such a pattern appeared in front of a few people.

The uncle Warlock, who is in a great mood for creating a great success, does not intend to pursue it. After all, it is different from the mortals in this shop, and the worldview conflict is quite normal.

He pointed to the "[○Д´○]" expression in the air and said,

"By the way, this thing is much easier to use than the funny, spicy carbon, silicon, and old Siji. There is no need to fill in the color to save energy and time. Reply in seconds~"

Since Master Warlock often came to Yanhuishan to get to know the potted plants and Sagong, the composition of the gray mist emoji packs are as diverse as the system mall discounts and big promotions without money, and after several major upgrades, it has been upgraded from version 1.0. Evolve to at least version 3.0.

In the beginning, only a question mark, exclamation mark, or question mark plus exclamation mark at most vertical middle fingers popped up, and then the 2.0 version came to an epoch, the funny Laoji Ji and even the ultimate upgraded version of the Chi Chi Ji series of pictures began to spread wantonly, every moment is just one Dou Da's funny shook his head, the effect is extremely brilliant, anyone who can hold back is speechless and staring...In short, there is nothing that can't be solved by the emoji reply technique. If it does, then Add the sentence "Hehe".

——Then the question is, is this not enough? Who is there to teach him emoji??

Oh shit you. jpg!

Lin Chou took a deep breath.

"Can you come down...or, put it away first?"

The skeleton monster once again turned into a human skeleton specimen form, and sat face to face with the uncle Warlock.

When the warlock raises his hand, he raises his hand, the warlock opens his mouth, and he opens his mouth...

The movements of these two guys are extremely synchronized, just like a mirror, a skeleton monster and a spirit body, the style of painting is not abrupt, but there is such a trace of harmony.

——Bah, the harmony of wool!

The warlock looked more and more satisfied. The thief he was playing with was cheerful, and made terrifying laughter from time to time, and the skeleton frame gums also fought up and down along with them.

As a result, the atmosphere in the entire small hall gradually became strange.

Big breasted sister looked serious,

"Boss...I think he might affect our business if this continues!"

Su Yourong's staring gaze, with a clear expression,

"Wet tiger, I seem to smell formalin, really."

Lin Chou squeezed his chin and thought about it.

"How do I think it’s actually quite distinctive. Before the cataclysm, there was a saying called it, themed restaurant, yes, it’s themed restaurant... ahem, just kidding, then it’s not a good idea , It hurts self-esteem, or I write a sign that skeleton monsters and dogs are not allowed to enter?"

One big and one small roll their eyes, it hurts self-esteem even more!

Su Yourong said,

"Boss, racial discrimination is wrong. Those with a large population would be killed two hundred years ago~"

"Then what do you say!"

Cold, wait for the warlock master to have enough.

Big breasted sister reminded,

"Boss, dishes, dishes! I seem to smell burnt..."

"..."

As always, everyone who saw him had a share, but Wu Ke from the mountain hut stared into the distance in a dazed manner, his eyes feeling melancholy, as if suffering from autism.

The warlock asked Lin Chou to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks and a jug of wine, filled two wine glasses, and said to the skeleton.

"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time, my friend, how about we drink this glass?"

On the opposite side of the skeleton frame, holding the wine glass

"Click, click."

Pour the wine into your mouth.

Su Yourong yelled,

"Wow, wet tiger, look, it didn't leak out, where did the wine go?"

Warlock: "Okay, good friend, good drink! Another drink!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

Warlock: "Come on, there is still a glass after drinking this cup!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

Warlock: "Come on, there are three more cups after drinking this cup!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

This guy is obviously under his own control, so he is addicted to acting alone, right?

The warlock said suddenly very unhappy,

"I always feel that something is missing...Ah...Would you like to insert a voice packet...it's pretty simple..."

It's a big deal!

Lin Chou's scalp exploded.

Accompanied by the click of the jaw, a skeleton monster with no throat and vocal cords suddenly uttered.

"Please switch the driving mode from idol group to strength group."

Full of confidence and extraordinarily vigorous, with this voice, you can definitely give three stars if you guess your looks.

The voice suddenly changed,

"I Yu Qian, I would like to smoke and drink for the Guo family for generations to burn their hair!"

Although very serious, four stars can't be more.

Another change, this time it’s a female voice,

"Zhiling wish you a pleasant journey~"

Baby voice, sugar content is more than 7,000 stars.

Lin Chou shuddered,

"If you dare to add a voice pack to this skeleton frame, I will remove both of you immediately-where did you come from?"

The warlock mumbled,

"I have provoke you, isn't this cute... The Sikong's library has not only paper materials, but also electronic versions, a lot."

Lin Chou rolled his eyes,

"Eating and eating, you can't stop your mouth even if you eat."

The warlock let out a terrible laugh, and obediently picked up chopsticks.

The dishes in the dish combine bright white and green, dotted with bright red peppers. The reddish thick soup adheres to the surface of the dishes, crystal clear, neither piled on the bottom of the dish nor feel thick, not much, not much. , It seems to be a simple dish of fried seasonal vegetables.

Savor,

"Well..."

"It feels very fresh... This vegetable stalk is crisp enough, the peppers are good, it should have a broth as a base, and the feeling of seafood... It seems that there is a hint of pepper... But my favorite is the beef inside The oil is sweet...well, it's ghee, right?"

Lin Chouxin said, don't look at this guy even if he doesn't even have a tongue, is he still a little eye-sighted?

The warlock slapped the table and said loudly,

"It's amazing! This is the best fried rice cake I have ever tasted! The fried rice cake can be made into seafood flavor?!"

"Puff~"

Lin Chou spewed out old blood.

What fried rice cake?

What kind of rice cake?

Where's the fried rice cake?

This handsome is carefully cooked in stock, and stir-fried with vegetable sprouts in ghee. Before the cataclysm, the pepper buds and purple cloud snails simmered in expensive ice wine wine, did you give a special evaluation as a fried rice cake?!

Lin Chou's gloomy gaze swept across Chi Zhi Su Yourong.

"Say it!"

Su Yourong smiled and lowered his head, his face almost buried in the plate.

Chi Chi said cautiously,

"Boss, why don't you... try it?"

I taste your sister!

Lin Chou spinelessly put a slice of snail beef with chopsticks in his mouth.

The thin snail beef is very tough, the texture is very similar to some conch meat, it is very chewy, and the meat is still rich without any juice, even a bit sweet.

After a few chews, the aroma of the wine hidden in the flesh began to haunt, giving the mouth and nose a slight illusion. The freshness of the vegetable stalk and pepper buds combined with the aroma of the wine gave people a strange feeling.

Hmm, if you have to describe it, it's like watching the uncle on the opposite side while taking the long-distance train before the cataclysm. The uncle and the cucumber dipped in the water and the white wine, the sound of "click" and "...ha..." The sounds fly together, and you can only know what it feels like if you have personally experienced it.

However, compared with Ziyun snail meat quality, these can only be regarded as foils.

The bit by bit of the unobtrusive fresh scent between the collisions of the teeth does not have the slightest escape or faintness. Instead, it accumulates in the mouth and becomes more and more intense, and finally impacts the recognition of the brain like a surging wave.

It’s hard to find a kind of ingredient that can make Lin Chou so amazing just by its own taste. After all, he can now be called "well-informed", but Ziyun snail is different, and its meat quality evaluation can be described as two. The word, "extreme".

Delicious, special and unforgettable.

Lin Chou couldn't help thinking that even if he changed any cook, he could still make popular dishes with only this kind of ingredients. The taste of Ziyun snails was too strong.

Then, a sudden thought swept Lin Chou's brain:

——Not to mention, the warlock beeps like this, it tastes so special, it really feels like fried rice cake!

Pooh...

In fact, the taste of Ziyun snails is between that of conch and snails. They taste at least two or three points similar, but they are extremely fresh.

The squishy Ziyun snails before cooking can now give people a crisp and elastic feeling, which I have to say is actually very unexpected-and, just by looking at the appearance, the comparison between the front and the back is about equal to a plastic surgery.

Without telling Lin Chou, it is very likely that no one knows what this dish is.

The warlock questioned,

"Really not fried rice cakes?"

Lin Chou is weak,

"No! Ziyun snail, snail! Do you know?"

The warlock scratched his head,

"I don't know, is it a snail? I really haven't eaten this one..."

The system prompts to kill,

"Dip, congratulations to the host for making the recognized delicacy-Sai Nian Gao."

"In the first production, you get a 120% special effect bonus, some negative effects are eliminated, and all attributes are +11."

Lin Chou exploded directly.

"I'll go to your grandma's dog beep system!"

"Baked Ziyun snails with pepper buds! Do you know Ziyun snails baked with pepper buds! What the hell is Sainian pudding!"

The current state of the fucking trough system is obviously as obsessed with codewords as a certain concept, and there is no time to talk to someone in Lin. The retina crackles and continues to brush subtitles.

"

Stunt one, patience.

This state will be activated when the person who eats this dish is extremely hungry or the source is short of the limit. The sensitivity to the negative state increases by 10% every twenty-four hours for 14 natural days. During this period, you will not die of hunger and the source of the shortage .

Stunt two, heavy armor.

For those who eat this dish, the armor of the origin will be purified once, the thickness will be permanently reduced by one-tenth, and the defense power will be increased by 10%.

Stunt three, the world is home.

Those who eat this dish will inherit the curse of the Ziyun snail race, no matter where they are, they can feel the warmth of home.

(Note: The ancients said that music here, not thinking about Shu.)

Stunt four, my eyes look good.

Those who eat this dish will inherit the blessing of the Ziyun snail race and increase their vision by 6 meters.

(Note: Due to the Ziyun Snail race limitation, the full effect will be obtained in low light, and the effect will be reduced to one meter in strong light.)"

Lin Chou gritted his teeth and roared in his mind,

"Guyue's system, can you explain the name of the dish to me now!!"

system,

"(▽)Hello~"

"Don't interrupt, do you still want to be fooled, just talk about business!"

system,

"(▽)Bye~Bye~"

The shutdown sound of the old version of Windows is unusually crisp.