Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 903
Outside on the hillside, the two big and one small and three women get along well—
At least it did not output tons of damage to the living and non-living objects around him like when Leng Han and Big Breast Sister got together.
The big-chested sister was incomprehensible to Qing Yu's behavior,
"Why marry those useless and dirty male creatures? Women should form partners with stronger women, so that they can produce better offspring!"
Sister Qing Yu blinked her eyes quickly. With her IQ that was beyond Lin Chou's rank, she didn't think about the meaning of the burly woman with a big bust.
Su Yourong supported her chin with one hand in distress, covering her face.
Big Sister Chizhi often instilled such "advanced ideas" into her on weekdays, and Yourong's ears almost heard the cocoon coming.
It's a pity that even the easy-to-understand "how men and women reproduce offspring" is a pity at your age, not to mention the inscrutable proposition of "women and women reproduce better offspring".
The big-chested sister saw that even Qingyu's sister was stunned, and took advantage of Barabala to give a speech, telling the magic of the Tiankeng Blood God tribe.
Wei Qingyu suffocated for a while,
"So what kind of tribe's children are all Kogun? Kogun is the child's father!!"
Sister Qing Yu's eyes widened, her eyes and expressions can be said to be quite frightened.
She didn't even dare to think anymore-with a billowing body, hahahaha~
Su Yourong's eyes widened as well. The woman's instinct told Xiao Yourong that not only was this sentence huge, but also, definitely, something was wrong.
Big breasted sister staggered,
"No, it's not... this is a... uh... um..."
At this time Chizai couldn't understand a bit.
There is a sentence how to say-when the book is used, I hate less!
No, it is how necessary to master a foreign language.
Although the tribal and Mingguang languages are common, there are so many differences.
Big breasted sister danced for a while,
"It's not that, it's... conceptual, yes, conceptual, spiritual, symbolic... the child is not really a blood god!"
Wei Qingyu curiously said,
"So whose child is it? Where did it come from?"
Big breasted sister choked,
"Uh...this..."
This is not right...
It shouldn't be like this!
The point is obviously that women and women of the Tiankeng tribe can also reproduce offspring!Not who owns the child!Where do I know who the child is!!
Big breasted sister was pricked by exclamation marks in her head, but she couldn't tell, she said angrily:
"Hmph, no wonder you Mingguang women must marry a man. It seems that this is the punishment of Lord Blood God for your mediocre IQ..."
The big breasted sister suddenly sucked her nose, her face changed drastically.
"Oh... what smells... it smells..."
Su Yourong said without hesitation,
"Of course it's a fish, it's a big smelly fish that the wet tiger is catching."
The big-chested sister insisted unyieldingly,
"That's fishy, not smelly--the smell that's passed on now is the smelly! It's like the dirty stench of 10,000 stupid, nasty male creatures who haven't bathed in years!"
Su Yourong's nose moved. As a result, the nose was full of fishy, and there was no other smell at all.
Wei Qingyu said,
"Except for the fishy smell, I don't smell anything..."
The big-chested sister suddenly turned her face, staggered a finger at a thin figure who came up from the mountain, and shouted sharply.
"It's you, don't come over, vomit~! It smells so bad!!"
Across the hillside, Wu Ke looked around innocently and blankly, and pointed to his nose.
"Uh, me??"
The big-breasted sister hid her mouth and nose behind the pavilion, as if she would be attacked by a suspicious smell when she showed her head
"It's you, Lord Blood God, vomit, what did you do... the smell on your body... vomit..."
Wu Ke scratched his head and smelled it on himself.
"It doesn't smell, really, I took a shower when I got up in the morning~"
Big breasted sister shouted,
"Anyway, you can't come over!"
Wu Ke was speechless,
"Yes, but I want to eat, I'm starving to death..."
"No way!!"
Wu Ke yawned and his eyes were red, and he looked too tired, and his posture was strange.
"Sister, can we stop making trouble, what can I smell..."
"I'm really going to starve to death. I ate your food yesterday and my whole person was about to burn. I had to sleep until the early hours of the morning and I was scared to the ground by Sister Wei's voice from the bed and almost fell to my death... ."
"If you don't let me eat now, I'll be unconscious and show you..."
"Boom~"
About the height of Wu Ke's whole body hit him in front of him, and several black cracks broke out on the ground.
Being in a coma shows that the threat level is serious enough for others, because they may plan to watch him lead a dog.
Wu Ke swallowed his saliva--
Well, I heard that normal people are hungry for ten days and a half months and sprinkle water...
Forbearance?
Or from the heart?
"Hey...haha...you guys talk first..."
Life-saving is important, and Wu Ke is ready to slip away.
Suddenly his eyes rolled,
"Ok?"
He heard from Brother Sorrow that the whole Naxiang red bean can "suck the fragrance and taste" to purify the air, especially the fruit on it, and the effect is so good that it bursts.
So Wu Ke picked up a few freshly-beared little fruits, blue and the size of glass beads, and put them in his pockets, even tucked a few into his pants belt.
Although he didn't admit that he would have any strange smell on his body——
It's not that our side is too weak, but the enemy is too strong.
Wu Ke pleased him,
"Ahem, there is always no smell now, right?"
Behind the pavilion in the distance, the big-chested sister carefully sniffed.
"It seems... really gone..."
You see, sometimes IQ can't be eaten, but it can make people eat it.
Wu Ke strode forward, it was called a chic.
Ran goose,
"Hey, hiss..."
Comrade Xiao Wu's face was blue, blue and green, his expression was distorted, he cursed something, and "twisted" like a duck and walked up the mountain.
This product, I'm afraid it's not too much stride, and it's really a mess.
As he walked, Wu Ke's gaze could not help but floated to the three women above.
Na na na-
This is the eldest sister Qingyu who is known to all the regular customers of Quanyan returning to Shan, and can clearly state that 36D is a verb, saying that the thief who is dressed up today is on time!
Oh, sister Qing Yu is holding Su Yourong?
Comparing the two, the altitude of this little goth loli is really a bit scary. Hey, but, knock Naith~
Then Wu Ke saw Chizhi.
"hiss..."
Wu Ke felt that his nose seemed to have been hit by an Armstrong maneuver to accelerate the Armstrong air cannon, and the steaming nosebleeds might rush to the sea without returning.
Press the gun to press the gun, press the gun quickly!
If I press the gun fast enough, things like women's eyes and sixth sense and seventh sense can't catch up with me at all!
——Two of the three women have sharp eyes.
"nausea!"
"Dirty!"
Wu Ke's legs trembled, and the two terrifying murderous auras almost made him cry.
Big-chested sister and Wei Qingyu are counted as one, which one dares to show a little disrespect in front of these two who have eaten Xiongxinbaozi's courage?
So, this is a little bit of ambiguity, really ready to let Wu go to the rhythm——
Knock, pill~
Wu Ke really didn't know what happened to him today, he was wronged.
From the moment I entered my hut last night, the whole person was going to burn with blood flowing backwards, pointing at the dantian, and looking in the mirror, I looked at the mirror and the whole body was two or three points redder than the freshly cooked prawns.
At that time, Wu Ke felt wrong instinctively, saying he was poisoned, but it didn't look like it.
My mind is messy and blank. How do you say that feeling? I think that the bed I often sleeps in is double eyelid, so beautiful~
Where is this?
Therefore, as a young man with lofty ideals, Wu Ke just relied on his super willpower to recite the number for the whole night on the bed...Ah, it was actually a number.
But he was working hard. With his back, he could say that he bowed his left and right hands and fought with each other. His back was sore and he was sore in the cold breeze.
I woke up in the morning with dizzy eyes and pale face. No, my hands are still cramping.
As for now--
Misunderstandings, misunderstandings, all misunderstandings!
Wu Ke, I am really not that kind of casual person, we are principled and qualified!
Wu Ke's eyeballs turned around quickly, man, he who is as proficient as the gun-pressing technique must count the broken mouth.
The guy opened his mouth,
"No, no! The two heroines are forgiving, listen to the little explanation! I really don't have any rude thoughts!"
Without waiting for the two to react, Wu Ke "bite back".
"I was poisoned. Really, I must have been poisoned. Big Sister Chizhi, you are plotting against me!"
Chi Zhi panicked for no reason,
"Wha, what a trick, stop joking..."
Wu Ke almost rolled on the floor with tears.
"I ate something you made yesterday, and I felt wrong when I returned to the room. The blood was surging and the whole person was going to explode. You have a high fever, at least forty degrees! I tossed me for the whole night. , I, I, I, I didn’t talk nonsense, I just said about it—there is a problem with that dish, it’s really a problem!"
Wu Ke cried, stroking his neck.
"It's just like taking medicine X!"
If it weren’t for the people in front of me that were too fierce and powerful, Wu Ke would even want to add: “Someone who covets the handsome face of a bachelor’s degree is drugged in the food, but it’s a pity that Wu Ke would rather die than succumb to the iron bone. Come here" or something.
Wei Qingyu: "???"
Sister Qing Yu is also a wonderful person, patted and winked,
"Is he true..."
The big breasted sister almost slapped the pavilion to pieces.
"Wu, you are looking for death!!"
Wu Ke shrank his neck, pretending to be pitiful.
At this time, Huang Dashan came out of the car and yelled impatiently.
"What's the matter, what's the noise in the early morning, and let Lao Tzu not sleep-scared, hehe, when did Master Qing Yu come?"
The two skinned faces of Lord Shan had already cultivated to the point of seamless connection.
Fellow male!This is my mountain master!
Wu Ke seemed to have seen the savior, and said the facts of the case so quickly before the big-chested sister "killed".
Master Shan's mouth opened wider as he listened, and his sharp teeth were shining brightly.
(Hey, let me go, Lord Shan, I am most happy to solve the case~)
"Come and come, stretch out your hand, right hand, and watch your grandpa Dashan give you a pulse."
Wei Qingyu doubted,
"You? Get your pulse? Can you?"
Shan Ye squeezed Wu Ke's wrist in one hand, tilted his head and listened.
"Hey, how can I say that there is also a Shen Feng next to us. Although the strength of that product is not reliable, but the martial artist is really good, I know how much medicine this stuff is."
He disgustedly threw away Wu Ke's hand and rolled the eyelids of Comrade Xiao Wu.
"Nothing wrong, it's really not X medicine."
A wave of surging violence rushed to Wu Ke's back, and the source was the big breasted sister.
Wu Ke was scared to pee.
"I'm wronged, I'm really wronged, Dou E didn't have me wronged!"
Shan Ye Chong Chi only waved his hand,
"Wait, wait, it's not that medicine X is better than medicine X~"
"I said that eldest sister, you are also true. With Wu Ke's dry and thin physique, you are not afraid to make up for him directly?"
Big breasted sister is inexplicable,
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"There is no mess at all, only spices. Our tribe's dry roasted venison is made with the original flavor and secret recipe. It has always been this way. No one has ever had a problem with it. You Rong ate it yesterday.
Su Yourong jumped out and said,
"Yeah, venison is delicious..."
Huang Dashan glanced at Wu Ke.
"Then the effect of this spice is awesome. What kind of spice is in it. If you tell me, I will learn... Well, I mean to study whether there are side effects.
Big breasted sister broke her fingers and said,
"There are corn vines, male goblins, spatholobi, horn flowers, yellow-bone wolf...nothing, they are all the spices that our tribe often uses.
Huang Dashan took a breath,
"My God, do you just eat like this over there?"
Shan Ye looked up and down at the big breasted sister, muttered,
"No wonder it can grow into this...amount...cough cough cough..."
Shan Ye coughed for a while, serious,
"Similar to what I thought, the name is different, it's actually just one thing."
"Morinda cistanche, Cistanche, Cuscuta, Epimedium, Cynomorium... Admire... You actually use these things as spices..."
"Really* can't afford to offend."
"This is something that was fed by the origin in the era of the cataclysm. Wu Ke, a pure ordinary person who ate these things, is not to say that it is a springtime. If he doesn't want to burn his body and explode, it is considered God's eyes open."
Wei Qingyu snorted and laughed, and the trembling of laughter couldn't stop.
The big-breasted sister scratched her head, her face was puzzled, and she wanted to talk.jpg
Wu Ke: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Lin Chou walked over with Wei Qingyu's food and wine, and said seriously.
"What about Epimedium Morinda citrifolia... I am not talking about you, Lord Shan. You can't eat that stuff indiscriminately. Maybe something will happen!"
Shan Ye almost laughed, "Hmm", the little chicken nodded frantically like pecking at rice.
The one on the back of the pot is actually a bit happy.
Shan Ye patted Wu Ke's thin shoulder,
"Well, if you don’t die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing. Maybe from today, your white white waist will evolve into a legendary colorful waist. How can I say that it has experienced the cataclysm era. …Oh no…the big waist of the baptism of spices, most people don’t get this treatment~"
Wu Ke, who has a big waist and super-evolved, was totally unhappy, crying with two nosebleeds.
——I just want it, but can you let us rest?