Doomsday Pavilion

This "~" is very flavorful. What's more flavorful is that the white-faced little girl added a "~" in the back

Lin Shou's face is black and black, he wants to speak but he stops.jpg

Sister Hu laughed forward and backward, and the plump and abrupt curve seemed to others to show a bit of aura.

For example, in the eyes of the little girl with her head tilted, there was a sort of longing emotion.

As for Lin, forgive him, he is still a child, ran from the wilderness and has little knowledge.

"Little Jiang, don't you plan to let my sister-in-law come in?"

The little girl quickly opened her slender...er...thin body, in short, she was very thin, very thin.

Lin Chou suddenly felt that a certain brain circuit had been connected again.

"Old thief Jiang Nan, he's utterly conscience-"

Before he was ten years old, Lin Chou often said this to his lips, and was catchy, so he was often chased by Jiang Nan in the alleys with "army".

Jiang Nan's thin lips curled up slightly,

"Huh! Lin Xiaodan!"

emmmmmm, the real friends are often so close to each other's simple friendship that has not been seen for many years.

Yes, I haven't seen it in years.

Since Lin was nipped by the 16-kilogram big goose "Little Garlic" raised by Comrade Xiao Jiang over some embarrassing parts, the innocent friendship between the two began to decline.

Friendships before the age of ten have always been simple and fragile.

Of course, as a man, Lin is not particularly careful.

What really broke the friendship was that after a small dispute between the two of them, Xiao Jiang shut Lin and other terrible creatures such as "Little Garlic, Green Onion, Little Star Anise and Cumin" in the same room-two full Hours.

What a cruel behavior!What a wicked act!

Xiao Jiang didn't know if he thought of the same passage like Lin Chou, covering his mouth, narrowing his sullen eyes, and smiling inside.

Lin Shou's face darkened.

Stepping into the yard, I heard Sister Hu say in front,

"The goose raised by this girl is really handsome (zùn)~"

Lin Chou raised his head—the entire courtyard was full of tall and slender necks, and his side head stared at the visitors with one eye. Individually, the leading goose, who looked particularly tall, slowly stretched its wings, and the whole looked huge. More than three or five times, they hung their heads like a slender Yanling arrow.

"Ball, sack of balls!"

Attacking attitude...

Lin Chou was confused, this, this, this script is wrong.

Huh~

Is this group of domestic evil beasts facing a bloody executioner, a professional cook with such a presumptuous attitude??

Lin Chou's heart was agitated, and his mentality was upright and peaceful.

He looked at them as if he was looking at a lump of meat on a cutting board--but for Mao Linshou, he felt that their eyes looked like they were looking at some delicious food?

So the question is, according to the standard conversion formula, the combat power of an otaku is equal to 0.5 goose, does Lin, as a particularly cow-beep evolutionary, have the power to fight against this yard full of goose?

ridiculous!

You are looking for a dead end!

You are hitting the stone with the pebble!

This is... this is...

Xiao Jiang closed the iron door with a bang, and said helplessly to Lin Chou, who was sticking to the door like an octopus.

"Let me, you are blocking me, the goose will run away without the doorbolt."

"Oh oh." Lin Chou's movements are very professional. The palms of his arms stretched out to buckle the door. To tell you, this is actually a secret, which can bring more security, palms outward It won't work. When the palm of your hand sweats and the cool breeze blows, you will feel that the whole heart will follow the cold.

When Xiao Jiang turned around, he was also shocked.

"what happened?"

The more than one hundred big white geese in the entire yard are all in the same shape as they are ready to go. Even if they usually come, the people they particularly hate are at most just a few leading big male geese.

Had it not been for their owner Jiang Nan who happened to be within the effective killing range, perhaps the tragedy had already occurred by now.

Jiang Nan looked at Lin Shou with a weird expression.

"You really... haven't changed at all..."

This person, recruit the goose.

Lin Chou trembles-no, I have changed, I have become more hated than before, all avian creatures force the hostile buff to understand!

By the way, I only think about it now, is it too late?

Jiang Nan opened his arms to protect Lin Chou behind him.

"It's okay, they don't dare to jump up and screw you with me."

"What about twisting that doesn't jump up?"

"You stupid, you can't jump if they don't jump! What are you doing! I made you jump up and hide!"

"Quack~Quack~!"

"Ah... Am I pretty... Ahhhhhh..."

Ten minutes later, Lin Chou stood in Xiao Jiang's room embarrassedly, and Sister Hu and Xiao Jiang picked him all the goose feathers.

——The mentality completely collapsed.

Jiang Nan is still complaining,

"Let you stay still, what are you running? You hide behind me, they won't pinch you!"

"..."

Lin Chou was silent for a full minute and said fiercely.

"You geese, I want them all!"

Beep,

"I'm looking for a car, you are responsible for sending me to Yanhuishan."

Jiang Nan snorted.

"That's not okay. You can only produce one-third at most, and they are not yet mature. These are all two years and two months of goslings. A batch was just sold last month. You have to wait. "

Jiang Nan said,

"I heard that you have become an evolver, do you open a restaurant outside, evolve also eat this ordinary food?"

Lin Chou rubbed his face, always feeling that his entire face was stretched by those pliers-like mouths.

"What's wrong with the evolutionary? It's not just a nose and two nostrils, their mouths are more greedy, and each of them is a genuine'meal bucket'."

Jiang Nan said,

"I heard that you have always been a first-order eh, will they bully you for being weak and eat the king's meal?"

Lin Chou waved his hand, if it weren't for the feathers all over his body to fly like snow with his movements, he would look very imposing.

"Those who don't exist, die them tenderly."

Jiang Nan just smiled and didn't believe it at all.

She talks a lot, but it can be seen that the little girl usually doesn't talk to people much, and many common sense things are not clear.

"My goose is at least 12 points per catty, no bargaining."

After speaking, he looked at Lin Chou with a very mischievous look.

Lin Chou twitched the corner of his mouth.

"According to the standard of the big male goose I just clamped, I will give you five hundred jin."

Jiang Nan was speechless,

"That won't work. You have to keep it for trampling eggs. It is the backbone of the goose group. It is eleven years old this year. Also, you don't know it. It's a small garlic!"

Lin Chou pinched his legs and felt chill in his crotch.

Am I pretty, mmp, do you hear that I am not pretty!

"It, it, it, it... the old man... is it still alive??"

Jiang Nan smiled and said,

"Of course, the current geese can be counted as its offspring. I said it before. The garlic is already forty-six kilograms, and there is glue on its head."

"Last time someone with a surname came over, and I was not willing to sell it for 3000 points."

"Humph, Xiao Suan grew up with me since I was a child, so I won't sell it."

Lin Chou pinched his chin and said,

"The last name is Fu...Is it someone from Yishanfang? Even if they have the foresight... They didn't pay attention just now, Xiao Suan... Has glue on his head?"

Goose gelatin is also the crown part of a goose. Except for some species, some common elder goose crowns will also produce gum, but it is very rare to grow to a edible size.

Jiang Nan nodded.

"The person with the surname Fu said that Xiao Suan may have mutations, so the life span will be very long. Even Xiao Suan's offspring crowns are larger than other gooses."

Speaking of his geese, Jiang Nan talked endlessly. After the two of them had been talking about various meaty textures for a long time, Sister Hu was a bit strange.

"Now childhood sweethearts are popular to talk about this kind of stuff?"

Jiang Nan groaned,

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about!"

Thought about it,

"Every time I come to regular customers, I will let them try the dishes. I will kill a goose and wait for me!"

Lin Chou smiled.

"If you have thin arms and legs, it's a question of whether you can move the goose. You don't need to try it. Just a glance is enough."

Lin Chou asked,

"Do you have a fixed source of customers? How many geese can you give me?"

Jiang Nan was taken aback.

"Can you ask for a lot? I have 30 young geese every year, 20 adult geese and 10 old geese."

Lin Chou suddenly choked up.

"What are you talking about? Only sixty in total!"

Sister Hu was shocked.

"Twelve points a catty, a goose can cost more than ten catties, God... this girl is too profitable... will lay golden eggs... cough cough cough...

Is Lin Sorrowful,

"Too little, can there be more?"

Jiang Nan pursed his mouth.

"Yes, yes, but...they are edible, I...I..."

To put it bluntly, Jiang Nan couldn't spend so much money to expand the scale of breeding. Her geese might eat more than free grass, fish and shrimp in the pond.

Lin Sorrow understood,

"It's nothing."

Touching his pocket, the circulation point card given by the snow dumpling boss happened to not be placed in the counter.

"You take this card. The evolutionary appetite is generally very big. I can sell as many geese as a deposit."

The three words "one million" on the card almost suffocated Jiang Nan and Hu Dasao.

"This this..."

"Linzi, don't you do anything...not very good business..."

Lin Chou waved,

"I don't have any cash, so let's use it with you first, let's talk about the rest, can you just give me the goose in the future?"

It's not that Lin Chou is showing off, but he only has the card without cash. The cash in his pocket will be immediately confiscated by the system and turned into a number on the panel. As for the circulation point card, it must be entered at the counter. Maybe the system is also There are certain procedures to go through.

Jiang Nan didn't know what to say. Since she was ten years old, she hadn't seen each other and hadn't said a word, "Faxiao" suddenly became a huge rich, making her little head overwhelmed.

Sister Hu simply said neatly,

"Is it an evolutionary? It's different. This card alone will last your sister-in-law for two lifetimes."

Lin Chou was smiling sneakily.

"Well, when the gourd baby reaches the second level, there are more than this amount of medicinal materials for body refining every year, not to mention all kinds of expensive exotic animal meat."

Sister Hu opened her mouth in horror.

"so much??"

Lin Chou nodded,

"Any evolutionary who doesn't want to climb to a higher place is considered to be less. Mutants are no more economical than Awakeners and Warriors."

Sister Hu patted her heart.

"Stop talking, your sister-in-law's heartbeat is not enough. This is too scary."

Ordinary people don't know the "market" of the evolutionary, most of them will only selectively filter out some information they are interested in and talk about it.

For example, the people in the alley only know that becoming an evolver can get a "salary" of 7,000 circulation points every month, an iron rice bowl, but they don't think about what the evolver will pay for this.

emmmmmm, maybe life, maybe the head tax.

Sister Hu said to Jiang Nan,

"I heard that, don't put the card away yet, Xiaolinzi will be your gold master from now on, the kind of Jinwu Cangjiao~"

"If you can't pay back with a goose, you can still pay with someone~"

Sister Hu is really...

Regardless of whether Uncle Tiger Lin Chou or Jiang Nan, they have only a complete defeat in front of the overbearing and explicit Sister Hu.

Jiang Nan blushed and said seriously,

"I will write down every cost and post it to you at that time."

That said, Lin Chou had never touched money before, and he was not interested in money at all!

(Crying, oooooooooo...)

Lin Chou was actually very happy, he was very satisfied with the quality of these geese, and even the movements when twisting people were so elegant and violent.

——This kind of beauty must fully bloom on my Lin's chopping board, eh!

"Okay, that's it. When will the first batch of geese be delivered to me?"

Jiang Nandao,

"There are 21 days left for the young geese recently, and the adult geese and the old geese are also around that time, within a few days.

"Okay, waiting for your good news, when the goose is out of the hurdle, let the gourd baby and Erhu call Bao Er over, he knows what to do."

Sister Hu smiled.

"The business is over? Let's go to my sister-in-law's house for dinner. The little annoying spirit in our family happened to be away today. Have a drink with your sister-in-law.

"Well, wait for me to catch a goose..."

"No, someone sent me something on the way, it's all ingredients."

"That's right, wherever you go to your sister-in-law's house, you can still bring things." Sister-in-law Hu said mysteriously, "Sister-in-law has good things that you can't usually eat."

Lin Chou was curious,

"What you can't usually eat? What is it?"

Jiang Nan's eyes are bright.

Sister Hu bought a pass,

"You'll know when the dishes are ready. Go, it's almost dark. Uncle Tiger doesn't know if he will return today, old fellow!"

Lin Chou said,

"Sister Hu, when will you and Uncle Hu's yard get through? I don't think the soy sauce tank in your yard can fit.

Sister Hu's eyebrows are all raised.

"Little bastard, have you entertained your sister-in-law? Are you tired of living?"

"Huh? How can it be said to be pastime, this is a real business, a truly serious business!"

Jiang Nan snickered.

Sister Hu muttered,

"Little bastard...Your sister-in-law, I'm thinking about it... the old guy, I want to face and suffer."

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"

"Ah...cough...nothing, nothing..."

"I seem to hear someone who wants to save face or something..."

"Shut up, believe it or not I will sew it for you?"