Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 953 Wave board candy, eight thousand important questions (three in one is very long)
Xu Shi felt a little bit. In a classroom of Qinshan Martial Arts School, Gourd Baby, who was biting her pen and staring at the test paper, suddenly sneezed twice.
"Who is scolding me?!"
The children of all sizes in the classroom all have the same sad expressions as the gourd children, and some monkeys and monkeys are whispering.
"Will it?"
"Emmmm..."
"The answer is here~"
"boom!"
The ferocious firelight accurately turned the small paper ball into fly ash.
There was silence, and the entire classroom was chilling--the radial bullet holes on the scorched black wall at the back seemed to be clamoring with difficulty.
On the podium, a cute female teacher with long legs and a huge pink pig ear that almost covered her head stuck out her tongue.
(Eh, forget that this is not the Haiqingshi classroom anymore!)
(Calm down, calm down, they are still kids...)
(I'm just an invigilator... um...)
(It’s just a proctor, don’t be afraid, not nervous, not shy, Yin Yingying, you are a strong girl! You are great!)
She threw the huge fellow in her arms aside and made a loud noise.
Said, "It's forbidden to whisper, answer your own."
Answer it!
Gourd Baby's tears came down, and her pen almost broke.
Examination subjects: The relationship between the catastrophe and the history of modern and modern geological changes (revised edition)
The last 25-point fun answering question-is it not fun at all, is it good? The passing score is 76. How can you make the gourd baby interesting?
It is obviously full of malice...
Qinshan Martial Arts School has never been the kind of school where the industry’s conscience writes a "solution" and points a colon, no!
Huluwa continued to read the questions a dozen times.
Well, it's actually a copy of a paper that is said to be excavated from a ruin before the cataclysm.
"𠃊Hai*** College Entrance Examination XXX is a model", incomplete handwriting.
According to senior seniors, because the fuzzy half-words resembling "earth", "", and "", leading to "History of Geological Changes (Revised Edition)" and "Physics (Second Revised Edition) )”’S substitute teacher helps quarrels and fights with gangs all day long.
For nothing else, I feel that this question should belong to the teaching category of their department.
Fortunately, there is no such thing as "criminal investigation" and "reasoning" courses in high school.
Fight, kill one and one less.
The title is incomplete. Fortunately, the title is clear, although the students hope that they will change positions.
Gourd Baby still couldn't control her emotions, and the poor pen finally broke in her mouth.
After racking his brains, he didn't know what to do. He had no idea at all—he swears that no matter what subject the teacher absolutely never taught such a thing.
So Huluwa wrote on the curled face like her fate, the only physical bear he had seen, whose real name he knew:
"Sword-toothed bear in the forest, black and white flowers."
Huluwa thought, if there are actual references, would the scoring teacher be more interesting?
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love, just give it to a branch, just say~
After coming out of the examination room, Huluwa was in a state of "nothingness", floating.
Erhu and Qin Sheng waved at him all the way, but didn't see the baby, they almost ran into the two of them in a daze.
Although Erhu Qin Sheng and Huluwa are both in the low-level class, there is still a difference in the timetable. Today they did not have an exam.
Erhu frowned,
"Calabash Baby, what's wrong with you?"
The gourd baby was crying, her tears rolled in her eyes,
"After the bird is finished, I failed my subject! Only one question is missing! A big question of twenty-five points!"
Erhu asked,
"Isn't it a geography exam? Your kid's culture class is never bad. What questions are so difficult?"
The gourd baby mumbled quickly,
"A bear fell into a trap. The depth of the trap was 19.617 meters and the fall time was exactly 2 seconds. What color is the bear?"
Two-faced dumbfounded: "???"
Qin Sheng became very sympathetic and patted the gourd baby on the shoulder.
"Let’s change the sorrow, it’s normal to fail a course, isn’t it—hey, your kid is a'specialized student', and you don't have to pay the make-up exam fee to cry!"
Huluwa was very young and showed signs of alienation. Mingguang as a whole is very famous. There is no need to pay tuition, textbooks, accommodation and supplementary examination fees. On the contrary, there are scholarships.
The gourd baby whispered and said,
"I, my mother will kill me..."
Erhu and Qin Sheng are nowhere to be seen. The Calabash Baby is too young. It hasn't been long since weaned. It is not as important as a punctuation mark in the mouth of the mother.
Qin Sheng coughed,
"Cough, what? Let's go, I will show you to buy candy to eat~"
I heard that babies who have just been weaned have to get something and bite in their mouths.
It's not too simple to coax children or something.
The gourd baby was really happy when he heard that there was candy.
"Sugar? What kind of sugar? What taste?"
Qin Sheng said boldly,
"The most expensive one is called Bobantang, whatever you want!"
"Long live Brother Sheng, yeah!"
Qin Sheng fell into the memory:
Speaking of this wave board candy, it has always had a history.
Huluwa actually had a little girl early in the morning, well, one or two years older than Huluwa, the relationship between the two little guys when they are still milky and milky.
The conditions in the little girl's house are relatively good. After a month of pocket money, Huluwa barely enough for a quarter of the corrugated candy, which is pitiful, but the little girl did not hesitate to make up the rest.
Mainly highlight a lavish!The little friends in the Calabash class are so envious that they can't take care of themselves and wet the bed!
The candy also has a name, what is it called-"Lewaiwaiboban, a big sugar man??"
In Qin Sheng's opinion, it was almost like a flat mosquito coil villain, ugly, but children still believe this.
The slogan called 666. The original price of 38 is now a shocking discount. The promotional price of 58 is limited to three days and immediately returns to the normal price of 88.
If you buy candies, you can buy them. As a result, something went wrong when the cucurbit baby and the little girl were sharing the sugar to eat—he actually beat the little girl.
When Xia Yu, Qin Sheng and two tigers hurried over, the gourd baby was holding the sugar man and wiping away tears as she was wronged by the little girl.
"Hey, doesn't it hurt? Here you are, eat your head~"
The little girl had a bulge on her forehead, which was flushed and very rosy.
A fat baby bun's face is covered with the words I am angry, I am angry, I am very angry.
The little girl hummed proudly with her waist crossed.
"Don't eat!"
Still learning the tone of the gourd baby,
"Why do you eat the head and I eat the feet? Can the head and the feet be the same?"
Qin Sheng and Erhu can be said to understand, think carefully, and draw them out of breath.
Co-authored with you kid because of the question of who eats sugar people’s head and who eats sugar feet, the little girl is cut off?
What's your promise?!
The grievances of the gourd baby turned into tears and fell down.
"You eat the head, the head is delicious, I eat the feet, I eat the feet and feet..."
The little girl's eyes lit up,
"Really?"
Gourd Baby wiped her tears and said loudly,
"Ok!"
The little girl looked excited,
"Really? Really?"
"Hmm ↘" The confidence is obviously insufficient, and he endured the pain, "Na...na...give...give me a lick..."
The little girl stood up suddenly, facing the gourd baby's face,
"Wood~!"
The old is loud, and the teachers and students' parents in half of the classroom, as well as the Erhu group, are all dumbfounded.
The capacity of the large manger in everyone's head was already flashing red, and the threshold did not run.
This sudden gigantic trough couldn't beep in front of the children, and everyone was sad.
Huluwa is still complaining,
"What are you doing, it's all saliva, dirty..."
Little girl: "Huh??"
"No...it's not dirty...just eaten Lewaiwaibo plate, big sugar man...sweet..."
"Hehe~"
Anyway, it doesn't matter what the result is, the whole house, except for these two little guys, almost collapsed collectively.
Qin Cheng kissed his heart and kissed him, how big they are, what a big deal!
Well, but I can't tell Sister Hu, otherwise the calabash baby will be labeled as the seven calabash brothers.
afterwards.
Qin Sheng and Erhu are eagerly eager to use physics to let the gourd baby understand what is meant by "a good man not fighting a woman"-isn't it possible to start with a lesbian?What a shame!The impact is extremely bad!
Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng's mouths became dry after taking them to the small forest for an education.
As a result, Xia Yu said lightly behind,
"So, this is the reason you two are single?"
"Come over, gourd baby, ignore those two single dogs, my sister will take you to buy sweets to eat~"
Qin Sheng + Erhu was caught off guard at the time: "???"
Not to mention that time, even now that things have passed for a long time, the two of them couldn't understand what Xia Yu meant.
...
Qin Sheng, Erhu, and Gourd Baby squatted and watched the students, big and small, rush to the cafeteria, meadows, and dormitories like ocean waves, while waiting.
"Why isn't Sister Yu coming out yet?"
"Um... take the exam..."
"I heard that the square face from Intermediate Class 39 next door is looking for Sister Yu again."
"Coder, thump her at night!"
Then Erhu and Qin Sheng sighed together,
"Oh, confidant is a disaster~"
Xia Yu didn't wait, but the little girl in the corner was chasing up.
"Hi, snore!"
The little girl’s powder-resistant powder-tolerant, baby-fat snow-white face, two cupola twists are tied very thickly, and there are two waist-long ponytails hanging from the top of the bun—what a make The amount of hair that people envy.
The little girl greeted Qin Sheng and two tigers who were familiar with each other.
"Go snoring, take you to buy sweets~"
Erhu and Qin Sheng winked.
See you there, 88 pieces of big wave candy can be bought every day!
Is this a number that a five-six-seven-year-old child can grasp? Isn't it a little girl? What kind of family do you have, or what about mine?
Calabash Baby said timidly,
"No... don't mess with it, Brother Sheng said to buy me..."
The little girl looked at Qin Sheng very imposingly.
It was obvious that she was almost one meter shorter than Qin Cheng, but her eyes revealed a condescending feeling-this little girl's aura was at least two meters high at this time.
"Cough cough," Qin Sheng touched his pocket casually, "Oh, I forgot to bring my wallet, gourd gourd little snoring cheese, what else, tomorrow?"
The little girl opened her eyes and smiled.
"Walking~"
The gourd baby immediately followed the same path with no spine.
...
At the entrance of the candy store, the little girl was standing on a triangular-legged chair higher than her, patting the counter with her little hand.
"Boom boom!"
"What? No more? What does it mean to be gone? What does it mean to be bought out by an old man?"
"Do you mean that there is no cash or credit card? Can't have it?"
"Your store manager! Call your store manager out! I want to complain that you discriminate against children!!"
Three meters behind the little girl, the gourd baby Qin Sheng and the two tigers looked from a distance, dumbfounded.
The little brother of the sales clerk in cartoon clothes was so pitiful, he was trembling and hiding in the horns, trying to find the warmth of the quail by the little girl's aura.
"Calabash, Hulu, this girl also..."
"How many times have you said that, don't call me snoring, that girl loves to call me snoring."
"Received! Tsk, what a nickname, in fact, I know your brother Sheng~"
"..."
The little brother of the candy store finally finished speaking under tremendous pressure.
"On that street corner, not long after walking, the old man carrying a big sack, wearing a very strange animal skin waistcoat and animal skin apron, pulling a pair of rain boots, is particularly conspicuous-he comes to buy'Lewai Wai Boban Big big sugar people'! All!"
"Unreasonable," the little girl clenched her silver teeth, "chasing!!"
What else can I say, the little brother three is very dogmatic to keep up.
After chasing for several blocks, every time I saw the figure of the old man carrying a sack and wearing an animal skin waistcoat and animal skin apron and pulling rain boots swayed and turned again.
"Run! I see how far you can run!"
Of course the little girl continued to chase.
Qin Sheng and Erhu's minds became more active.
"It's not right. How can there be such a coincidence that I just happen to see a figure shaking from behind every time?"
"I just watched an old movie called "Pattering Flowers" at the entrance of the alley a few days ago. Don't scare me!"
The two looked at the surrounding scenery, where is this so special...
Why is it so desolate all of a sudden?People?Where did all the people on the road go?
Three brothers panicked a little,
"Then, who..."
Before the little girl could respond, she heard a series of aggressive and loud questions from the front corner.
"Okay, old man Gao! There are so many tricks! Are you ashamed or shameful when you are so old? Do you still want to monopolize the industry chain of Mingguangbo Bantang or why?!"
"Grandma, I'll just tell you, I've been paying attention to you for a long time! I have shares in this wave of candy!"
"You let me go...you can't even spend money... let go!"
Qin Sheng and Erhu widened their eyes.
"How do I hear this sound... a little familiar..."
"me too."
"I knock, what's so special... the'wanted criminal' on the day of school celebration!!"
"High, blast furnace?"
The eyes of several people reflected the low-pitched face of Blast Furnace, and the dazzling green of the master who was aggressively questioning.
"Hey, Xiao Zuozuo, Xiao Chenchen, don't be angry~"
"There have been fewer children coming to Lushan in the past six months, so don't I have to think of a way!"
"Furthermore, your grandfather I'm really unhappy these days, let a shameless kid kidnap my Gao family ancestor's treasure, I have to go shopping a few times to release the pressure, one It’s not worth it to have a myocardial infarction, a cerebral infarction, a spiral infarction, or something..."
People all over the world know that Blast Furnace has special loli fate, and the old man Gao has no resistance to them at all—the big killer like Bobantang is always carried by his old people without exception.
Do you dare to believe that the Gao family led the water from top to bottom?
My Gao family is so strong and prosperous, there is no such big family who knows how to be a big girl?
The beloved stove exploded and one popped out, and it turned out to be abducted by others. Do you dare to believe it?
——Holding granddaughter, granddaughter and marrying granddaughter have all become obsessions + knots + long-cherished wishes of the old people over the years.
Well, I don’t have one in my own home, so I can hug someone else’s home~
You see, Mingguang is very humane. There is no shortage of loli of all ages and different personalities and tastes, so the old man did not beat his unsatisfied sons to death.
but.
Gaojialu Shanwu is so dark that it smells like soot and heavy metals, and there is a layer of granular black clouds with slag falling straight under the yellow clouds. The place is hot and sturdy. Is this a suitable place for little loli?
Is the style of painting right?
Therefore, in addition to the expert [Novice Village NPC Blacksmith + Village Chief Grandpa's Gentle Smile.jpg], Grandpa Gao is the one who can best accomplish his later leisure life.
This wave of candy is the most dazzling touch of color on the curtain of his later life. It's old and important.
For Luo... what justice, worth!endure!
Zuo Mou's green eyeball turned,
"Old man Gao, how long have you been doing this?"
"One week...er...one month...well, half a year..."
Zuo Moulu took out a calculator that was more than 20 centimeters long and cracked it.
"Customer sentiment...additional loss...direct loss...look at it, look at it, round it up, it's almost 100 million! You lose!"
The blast furnace trembled.
This older loli is good at everything, just this strange hobby can make him painful + liver pain every time.
Blast Furnace: "I..."
Zuo Mou's green eyebrows almost stood up.
"Go back to Lushan and settle accounts with you!"
"Back, back to Lushan?"
"Well, do you want to make your bare Lushan bird's whispering flowers and green grass, which can't even grow a serious tree?"
The sound of the blast furnace suddenly rose up,
"Are you serious?"
"Of course! My awakened bloodline is also plant affinity! Do you understand that green water and green mountains are Jinshan Yinshan?"
Old man Gao said in his heart, oh, if the style of painting changes, how many little Lori can be fooled hahaha...
Obviously I was still complaining just now. Hey, could it be said that this is the so-called drowsiness and someone gave a pillow?
"Then what are you waiting for, walk around, and go back to Lushan Mountain as soon as possible!"
The atmosphere gradually became harmonious and harmonious.
——This little girl who has been watching for a long time in the back seems to be stunned. There is a nest of snakes and rats.
"You guys! Give back my bobantang!!"
The gourd baby weakly poked her head out from behind the girl's shoulder, and then shouted 666 as the background cloth is more than enough.
"Yes, return us bobantang!"
A certain high-end potted plant seemed to have just discovered a few people. Looking back, with a little surprise and surprise,
"Left-style convenience store will serve you, no lottery, no discounts, so young and old are good for everyone!"
"My child, do you want this peach-sweet orange-flavored Lewaiwaibo big sugar man, or do you want this blueberry and gardenia-flavored Lewaiwaibo big sugar man?"
"88 one, credit card or cash!"
"..."
Gourd Baby struggled for a long time, frowning and having an ideological struggle.
After a century has passed, he said with difficulty,
"I want a sweet peach and orange flavored Lewaiwaibo plate."
"Deal!"
So Zuo Chen and Blast Furnace crossed their backs and walked away.
Qin Sheng and the two tigers stared at each other for a long time and didn't come back. As for the little girl and the gourd baby, the two little guys licked the sweets with each bite. They were licking them with joy, not taking it seriously.
Erhu grabbed his head with the huge metal claws that were still, continuing, and still in the process of alienation, and grabbed a handful of newly grown green stubble.
"She just asked us to tell Brother Sorrow about what's going on. It's not what she said,'Don't forget to hold him for eight thousand a day, it's eight thousand a day."? I always feel that the'wanted criminal' is going to do something weird. same..."
Qin Sheng didn’t answer—his eyes suddenly deepened, and he fixedly looked at the saliva-filled bobbin candy between the two babies.
"I'm thinking about a very important question. Although I don't know why it is important, a man's intuition tells me that in my life, Qin Sheng, apart from his father who wants to marry the little vixen, there has not been a more important issue than this question. ."
"You said just now that there are two flavors of "Peach Sweet Orange Flavored Le Wai Wai Bo Pan Big Tang Ren and Blueberry Gardenia Flavor Le Wai Wai Bo Pan Big Tang Ren" two flavors, a full bag, gourd Why did the baby only buy one in the end."
After struggling for a long time, I understood what Qin Sheng said so much about what the whole beach was, and what kind of candy can you remember?
Then Erhu was also stunned.
"Yeah, why only bought one!"
The two of them looked at each other suddenly and said in the same way.
"This-is the reason why we are single??"