Doomsday Pavilion

"Really cleaner than a dog licked!"

Only a straight boy like Sikong would say such things in front of everyone-the patriarch, Prince Huang Dashan, doesn't want face?

A group of people sneered and laughed as if they were leaking.

The wanderer was not happy at the time.

"Hey, please don't wear tinted glasses, what's wrong with dogs, dogs have dignity! Our dogs never lick plates!"

While speaking, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.

Oh, you guys run wild, and my dog's innocence has been tarnished.

Huang Dashan suddenly yelled,

"Hey, hey, see what I do! I never lick plates..."

Sagong quietly said,

"Master Shan, can you please say that, the Queen?"

Huang Dashan: "???"

Am I... pretty... Ma Maipi heard... am I pretty...

Is this Nima the Sikong I know? The soul under this smelly skin is really interesting~

Frightened Huang Dashan quickly fastened his seat belt.

I just welded myself to the car today, please step on the accelerator at will!

The wandering demon didn't understand what he said wrong, why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?

The Wandering Demon is now a person who has broken away from the low-level tastes-especially the circulation point, which is both vulgar and accompanied by a strong copper smell.

Don't think that Lord Dog King is so good, the sky sees the sky guarding a group of energetic demon kings who have nowhere to vent. He has to worry about everything except urinating and defeating, and Lord Dog's heart will be broken.

The wandering demon couldn't help looking at the sky.

Lord Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like himself who has been full of food from his birth until now, his family is not hungry, but he has hundreds of mouths around him, and the whole person will collapse.

One thing is true, the wandering demons are now improving rapidly.

Hundreds of numbers "Only you can't think of it, you can't find it in their stomachs". The little brother who nibbles the world and nibbles the air in the middle of the earth is filial. The mess includes but not limited to the meat, bones, magic plants and other things, his The strength to stand still has become a wishful thinking.

Anyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, and some people need a little help.

——And the Lord Dog Wandering Demon is the object of "helped by the poor".

The resources in the wilderness are so rich, and there are hundreds of younger brothers for Lord Dog King to spend his waste.

Cough cough cough...

The bad news is that in addition to his sturdy strength, the wandering demon has not even saved half of his private money on his body, and his faces are clean.

In the past, I could save some animal skins and sell a strange animal meat, but now, at most, this dog's hair is used to weigh the scales, and there are no other ones. The great cloak of animal skins had to be pierced from the alien beast every so often.

Don't talk about what gold always shines.

Can be pulled down.

It's true that gold always runs out.

There is a saying that the words of the art and literature say:

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

The Wanderer agrees very much.

It was a person who was full of emotions-the weight of poverty is really-overwhelmed.

"Old You, I'm so witty... Fortunately I didn't roast the iron pig... and didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."

Beautiful!

After eating the food and grilling the meal, he poured three bowls of soup in a row. Not only did the wandering demon not hold on, he even wanted to drink a big bucket of Fat House Happy Water.

This damn thing is life~

The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,

"Linzi, when I was walking in the wilderness a few days ago, I ran into a strange place. There was you...huh...what happened to you?"

The wandering demon yelled several times, and Lin Chou was staring at the bowl in his hand.

The wandering demon is speechless,

"Lin Zi, this is... Don't you have some disease..."

Huang Dashan mumbled,

"Well, black heart cancer, it's hopeless."

Of course Lin Chou didn't have black heart cancer, he was just looking up at the barrage.

system:

"Dip, congratulations to the host for making the recognized food-iron bone pig set meal.

"In the first production, a 120% special effect bonus is obtained, some negative effects are eliminated, and the strength value is +13.

"Zhengzheng iron bone:

1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed with the power of iron-bone pig, the defense of the snout and nose will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will increase by 20%.

2. Increased willpower. Under any circumstance, they will insist on their own opinions and stay unmoved by foreign objects. Any malicious unit will reduce the effect and success rate of torture, arbitrarily, and defrauding trust for those holding this status by 6% hundred.

3. Pain tolerance increased by 30%.

(Note: The iron bone status of those who eat this dish doubles the effect on their female spouse, but the possibility of being beaten as a price rises to 1,200%.)"

"Dip, the temporary task iron-bone pig package, completed. Comprehensive evaluation, acceptable."

"Reward calculation..."

"Essence fusion degree +2.5%, all attributes +22, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentice exclusive dishes [Cooking eggs]*1."

"Special first-class smashed eggs (basking eggs).

Special effect: foundation building.

Egg-basking uses the power of this system and devotes itself to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance their innate physical fitness and martial arts roots for their direct descendants.

Target crowd: pregnant women.

(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate to hold the child to eat under the warm and loving eyes of its male lower primate spouse. The three races must be exactly the same.

PPs: According to the genetic law of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related subject theories of the compound host worldview, the degree of mismatch between father-son and mother-son DNA fingerprints shall not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise it will be perfunctory There will be no effect.)

Production Method:.......

Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo sun, iron-bone pig crispy bones, fish maw, penguin eggs."

Lin Chou rubbed his temples after reading the barrage of Master System.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hehe~

It really is a dog beep system that knows how to do tricks.

What a clumsy iron bone!

This is not a clambering iron bone, you should be called "my mouth is very hard"...emmm..."my head is very iron"?

Okay, after being scammed so many times, the boss of Lin University still has expectations for the system...

Simply naive.

So this dish of you is specifically designed to provoke family conflicts, isn't it? Lin Chou is so afraid to think about people such as the famous little expert Huang, who is afraid of his wife, and Bai Qiongshou who eats and drinks here. Back at home suddenly hardened.

It will definitely kill people!

I, Lin, is just a cook with a super handsome appearance, and I don't want to be a bloody executioner. Hey!

The brain hurts.

In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg and dog beep system is not so conspicuous...

Isn’t it just when you’re eating food to check if your father has a cross-racial relationship?

emmmm...

What's this, don’t bite if there are too many lice, worry about debt?

Lin Chou sighed.

"Huh? Did someone talk to me just now?"

Wanderer: "..."

Chatting or something, now I have completely lost the interest in communication.

outside.

Yanhuishan has already ushered in a catastrophic and very familiar scene.

The dogs all over the mountains dig out countless pits and gnawed away the Naxiang red bean fruit that had just been set up with the potted plants in a few days.

After looking at it, Lin Chou said that he was rather blue and thin and wanted to cry.

However, in the yingyingying voice of the snow dumpling boss, there is also the most excited guy at the moment.

The four dogs wailed and called.

Oh my god, there are hundreds of dogs, what a familiar smell, what a kind scream.

You have to say hello if you haven't seen it for many years. It's about politeness and quality.

So here comes the question-how can it make the little friends who used to advance and retreat and bite the world can smell its ass?

The size of Si Gouzi that can be said to cover the sky causes its ass to hang ten meters high in the air. Then Si Gouzi has already smelled other dogs' ass. What about its own ass?

Coming and not being indecent, this is a cordial and friendly tradition with a long ethnic history. If you don't let the dogs smell it, things will be big.

It will make other dogs feel that its dog's quality is worrying, how can it be married in the future...

Worry!

As a result, in the eyes of everyone suffering from illness, the four dogs lay on their backs on their backs with their limbs flat, exposing a sphere-like belly and a N-meter-long tin.

The wandering demons' subordinates rushed from all directions, and instantly covered and drowned the four dogs.

"..."

Lin Chou spewed out 18 meters of old blood, feeling that all the face on his body was completely stripped by the dog.

The pan with red and blue flames whizzed past,

"Bang~Boom~"

Half of Si Gouzi's body did not move, and the half of his body including his head seemed to have been chiseled from the front of the meteorite. The whole body was below ground level, and the two hind legs were still twitching.

Even Leng Han looked dumbfounded at the black of the start, his mouth opened into an O shape.

"I won't be beaten to death..."

But it's not that everyone has the thick skin of Shan Ye, ah, of course dogs can't!

Lin Chou arched his hands at the crowd with a serious face.

"The discipline is lax, just laughed, everyone don't leave at night, the dog meat pot walks away."

What is the tonnage of Lin Chou's hand strength?And in addition, add the predominant power accumulated for 20 years of being single. If you can’t believe it, maybe this guy can cultivate Martian when he cultivates the Five Dragons and Pillars~

Si Gouzi was bombarded. Such a king bombed the whole dog. The posture really seemed to be called by a meteor. It took about tens of seconds of reaction time to get out of the pit. Turning over, the four paws scratched the ground frantically, yelling,

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Qin Sheng murmured,

"Life is not easy. One of the two eldest brothers is a fool. I don't care about hacking, and the other...why...why make people swollen...can you leave a way out? .."

"Boom~"

There was another blasting sound from afar, and the ground trembled.

Qin Sheng was dumbfounded.

"Yes...this one still brings echoes..."

In a moment, the top of Yanhui Mountain suddenly darkened.

A huge black vortex appeared close to the crown of the dome, which quickly expanded to cover the sky and covered the entire mountain, which was quite destructive.

Qin Sheng Erhu and a group of students have seen this posture before, and the heavy pressure of order almost directly pushed them down.

With a move of Huang Dashan's hand, two giant axes larger than the tabletop were already lifted.

"who!"

Huang Dashan sneered in his heart, we have Lin Dali, Cold Tyrannosaurus, Billowing adults, four dogs, small hairballs, and even you, Shane, and I am here, what desperate bastard dares to make trouble!

Everyone stays far away, isn't it okay for everyone to live well?

Lin Chou said,

"A familiar breath... this is..."

At the center of the whirlpool, a huge pillar as thick as a mountain smashed down in an unstoppable force, as if the dome built by the master of the system was nothing.

"Boom~"

it's dark.

Leng Han's figure was suddenly coated with a dazzling light, and it became as unreal as a flower in a moon mirror in the water.

At the same time, the voice of dialogue came from everyone's heads,

"Have you found the boss? Don't bring any weird things back this time."

"Shut up! Are you there, are you there... Something happened... Close your eyes and watch out for "motion sickness"... Huh..."

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, it seems like the lady boss, nah, I said our boss is going on a date. You still don't believe it...hehe... the lady boss comes to play often~"

"Scared, the lady boss is here too? Madame, Xiaomi is here to give you New Year greetings in advance~"

As the giant column retracted upward, Leng Han's figure dimmed like a candlelight about to go out.

She opened her mouth, as if she had said something, but her voice could no longer be heard.

Everyone can see the true appearance of Juzhu clearly.

Huang Dashan is now Spartan,

"Is feelings a well?"

You dare to believe that the wellhead is stronger than a mountain!

Lin Chou frowned,

"Sisters of the Mi family left their hometown... Is something wrong with Hei Shenhai again..."

There was another movement from far away,

"Boom!"

The direction is still dark.

Afterwards, a certain ball swooped over from the back mountain and plunged into Lin Sorrow's arms.

"Keep chuckle! chuckle~!"

An urgent thought spread to Lin Chou's mind,

"The skin... the body... was stolen..."

This mysterious and mysterious "idea" communication method was transmitted to Lin Chou to the effect that "the body skin was stolen".

The huge wooden "skin" where the fur ball sank on the bottom of the coastline was stolen...

Lin Shou's face was instantly black as blood from the bottom of a pot filled his pupils--what kind of fucking operation is this?Can a thing bigger than a mountain be "stolen"?!

Lin Chou chopped his hand and threw out a small blackboard, and the small blackboard with words such as "Closed" plunged directly into the stone with a "chong" sound, and sparks shot straight.

Everyone was frightened, Lin Chou exploded?

Um, that's right, it must be the case if the boss of any house is robbed...

Boss Lin growled angrily,

"No one can take anything from me without spending money, no!!!"

A big iron chain was skillfully tied around his waist, and then with a wave of his hand, Boss Lin was flew away by a convenient shovel tied to the end of the iron chain like a fluttering flag under the baptism of everyone's gaze.

Lin's great transfer technique-I throw myself!