Doomsday Pavilion

Lin Chou's smile was subtle and reserved, but there was an unkind taste in it.

Sikong was puzzled.

"You kid, what's the bad thing holding there again?"

Lin Shou's gaze drifted back to the mountain and put the wonton fillings on hand in the incubator.

"Well, maybe I have to wait a little longer."

...

Back mountain, pigpen.

It is said that it is a pigpen, but it is actually an area designated by the system for the black mountain wild boar.

There is no scourge of feces and urine everywhere, but green grass and flowers everywhere, which are plants with certain medicinal properties that are beneficial to the growth of black mountain wild boars into qualified food.

A drunk Black Mountain wild boar was lying on the ground, snoring loudly, with a small pile of fava beans resting on its head.

Shan Ye lay on the pig, his eyes emptied with the pig's belly, as if he was in some kind of sage time.

——This picture can be said to be quite impactful.

Cough!

As the name suggests, the task Lin Chou handed over to Shan Ye was really to "catch pigs."

Speaking of driving pigs, there is still an allusion. It should be said that the Queen Mother Galeries Lafayette is most keen on driving pigs.

She likes to eat a dish "white sliced ​​meat". It is necessary to select a piglet that is specially carefully raised. A few days before the killing, it will be fed with special Chinese herbal feed. Two hours before the slaughter, a special eunuch must be sent to take the board. Chasing pigs around the yard. Of course, the board is used to beat pigs, and can only fall on the pig’s butt. After chasing the pigs until they can’t run, the slaughter starts, so that the tuned pig sperm and blood are concentrated on the hips. The pig's rump is used to make white slices of meat and it tastes particularly delicious.

Hmm-Lord Shan was indeed cheated by someone Lin.

Not to mention that the dignified Prince Dashan did the work of a little eunuch, but this "rush" can't do it.

In order to speed up the blood circulation of the pigs, Lin Chou specially asked Shan Ye to feed some wine-soaked broad beans. As a result, Huang Dashan fed too much without paying attention.

The Black Mountain wild boar is almost the only exotic animal that can be bred non-toxic and safe by ordinary people. What is the biggest feature?

eat!

lazy!

This is the ultimate home pig with enough food to stay in the same place for a lifetime.

Do you expect it to get up and exercise when it is full and drinking?

Don't even think about it!

The good guy fell on the board and didn't have any other reaction except for two hums. He dragged his ears and ran for a long time, but his hind legs didn't bring you up.

Tossing for a long time, all the energy was in vain.

Master Shan was so angry that he throbbed hard, but the Black Mountain wild boar still didn't move-he was drunk!

But looking at the color of the butt again, it is estimated that a lot of blood vessels in it have been pumped out.

Shan Ye lay down for a while,

"Ma Maipi, I can only come back with a pig..."

This time, Lord Shan learned to be smart, so he sprinkled two handfuls of broad beans and stopped eating. He picked up the board and slapped.

"Run! It's for Grandpa Dashan to run!"

This little black mountain wild boar, who looked to weigh two hundred catties, stood upright with his big tongue thrown out, and his eyes were particularly stubborn when he stared at the pocket of broad beans in his hand.

"I said, your mother..." Huang Dashan was confused, and after thinking about it, he realized that it was wrong. "The grass...has taken me in..."

Huang Dashan suddenly had an idea,

"Yes!"

Turned around and found a pole to tie it to the pig's back, and then hung a cloth bag full of broad beans in front of the pole, just half a meter in front of the pig's head.

This time is good, perpetual motion machine appeared.

The stupid Black Mountain wild boar rushed forward with his head stuffed, and the stupid Huang Dashan rushed to chase after him. Yan returned to the mountain suddenly full of joy.

"Slap~"

"Papa~"

"Papa Papa~"

Huang Dashan looked at the fertile pig butt swaying from left to right like a short-legged Corgi who was struggling in the snow, with a lewd smile on his face... er...

"Oh, it's been a long time for Linzi to handle the ingredients with such care, tusk, just think about it, just drool!"

"Catch pigs or something is a bit more difficult for others, and only your mountain master can accurately complete tasks of this degree of difficulty, and there is no problem with your grandfather mountain..."

"Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning hahaha..."

Huang Dashan didn't feel ashamed.

It's a great face!

What is face?

How much is a pound?

Can you eat it?

Huang Dashan has even estimated a good price for himself. Anyway, he has a thick skin, and he has a lot of face. If he sells his skin, it is estimated that he can change a salted chicken in Lin Chou's place...

So Huang Dashan became more interested, and he pumped more vigorously.

"Slap~"

"Papa~"

"Papa Papa~"

"Oh yes, you can't use too much force."

This thing also pays attention to a skill, pumping is just an attitude, it has a positive attitude towards the pig, making it feel a slight pain in the back buttocks.

The board must not be heavy, or if the board is pulled down and the flesh is separated, it will be all over, and even the blood vessels cannot be broken.

This is like a whip candle between men and women. The equipment must be professional as well as professional. A slight pain can excite these guys.

If it hurts...

Get out of here, the fool will play with you.

Shan Ye feels that he is that kind of professional-although this product is not well-preserved, it is a kind of pain-who makes the queen strong.

In short, for about an hour or so, Lord Shan looked at the two rounds of the crescent-like pig's butt and finally felt satisfied.

"Hey, this is probably the ass that Lin Zi wants...Ah...Who is it to me...Ah...Lonely as snow!"

...

"My butt is here... Bah... Linzi, your butt... Bah... Linzi, the butt you want is here!!"

Huang Dashan Le Taotao slid in with two pigs’ hind legs and threw them on the chopping board.

"Look at this flesh color, rose red, look at these blood vessels, none of them are cracked, how are they?"

Lin Chou admired Huang Dashan's pan with a black face, and Huang Dashan smiled shamelessly and happily.

"Hey, walking, I chased the pig for more than an hour, I am hungry!"

Lin Chou reached out and ordered some pork.

It was very hot, and the muscle fibers were still trembling slightly.

"its not right!"

This is a bit too vivid.

Lin XX listened, and there seemed to be a faint scream of something in the back mountain.

"Have you forgotten something?"

Shan Ye scratched his head for a while,

"Where can I do it, I did everything as you said, nothing is wrong, I will bring it for you after I remove the hind legs, look at this meat!"

Lin Chou reminded me every word,

"You, forget, slaughter, pig!"

Huang Dashan suddenly realized that he took a sharp knife from the kitchen board and went out.

"I will kill the pigs now."

Everyone: "???"

Is there something wrong with this dialogue sequence...

Forgot to kill the pig?

and many more...

Where did this pair of pork legs come from??

Sikong, who lacked life experience the most, reacted for a long time, and the corner of his mouth could not help but twitch.

"Fuck! This bastard!"