Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 1124 Do you want to evolve a mouth?
Si Gaoyi's drunken snoring didn't last long. The evolutionary of Mingguang's army smashed Yanhuishan with a thunderous force, and the three layers inside and outside were aggressive.
At present, the Mingguang high-level leaders are already full of turmoil, but any slight turbulence is like stabbing a hornet's nest. It will destroy all the unruly minds in front of them and crush them completely.
What's more, Si Gaoyi's arrival is as dazzling as the sun in the eyes of some powerful people who can perceive spatial fluctuations. It is almost comparable to the movement caused by the invasion of the virtual beast. If you still can't find it, you can just find a piece of tofu and kill it. Count the ball.
It's a pity that strong people like Shigai are more likely to suffer from the disaster of collapse than the disaster of extinction-
It’s useless to act in a timely manner, no matter how swift it is. People are engaged in dimensionality reduction. After the countdown is finished, the wine (Coke?) has not yet woken up and played an explosion in place, leaving only beautiful energy. Fireworks and a pool of rotten flesh.
Ok...
It really explodes...
The real one!
A big pit was exploded on the ground, and half of the evolutionary army brought by the top vomited blood on the spot.
Si Gao said, drunk and very ashamed,
"My friend Lin Chou, I'm sorry, @#!%... I usually come here in a fight, and the explosion is just a set program."
What else could Lin Chou say, saying that he used Coke to drunk a magical entity of an alien god and caused it to explode directly?
This remark obviously has nothing to do with Mingguang's senior management. There is no need for Si Gaoyi and Mingguang's senior management to have no relationship with him. There is no need to injure a few "lower carbon-based creatures" in his eyes. Who make friends.
The evolutionaries who belonged to the military had to rush to reap the team, all of them looked ugly, and the guys with the rank of lieutenant general who they had high hopes did not even dare to say a word. , Simply turned around and left.
-Ask your grandma, ask!
Believe it or not, if you ask about it tomorrow, Tyrannosaurus can let you experience a method of death that is heavier than Mount Tai?
Even these lieutenants who know the inside story better than Xiaobingyazi can't help but complain:
It is totally unnecessary!
Boss Lin is obviously on the same mind as Zhao's Leng's family, so why might he do things that endanger Mingguang?
Come on, sending us here is simply taking off our pants and farting. As expected, the high-level military officials can't count as damn soldiers anymore. They have a really dirty heart for playing politics, and what they do best is to treat a gentleman like a villain.
emmmm....
Boss Lin’s ability to get lost is superb. I heard that most of these people have a slight face blindness. I have so many people in my mind. Lin Chou probably won’t remember my face, I’m really afraid of him making trouble. My temper will give us 1024% off next time I come to eat...
These garrison lieutenants are really scared, and now to Yanhui Mountain to order a few small dishes and drink a few sips of Sancai Snake Wine, it seems like a very face in the garrison.
Firstly, most of the military evolutionaries have their pockets shrunken or even inferior to ordinary evolutionaries. Secondly, Lin Chou is also considered as the son-in-law of the military, commonly known as the military family. The place where the garrison is stronger than the sky, can you take the team to the military family’s house , The order above is also not good, will be in the foreign monarch's order, in order to climb up even the face?People will poke their spine into a hornet's nest!
Of course, the most important point:
What 1024% off, cold tyrannosaurus, these can be ignored, can't you not afford to hide it?
——What's special, some people really can't even hide, such as Lao Zhao, such as Zhao Dabao, such as Zhao Qingcang!
The defensive army can't hold back this old man Zhao's sparks and lightning all the way, and it is very likely that Zhao Er, Zhao Zheng, and Zhao Ziyu will be thrown into the main base gate of the garrison for crazy output.
Uh ...
Also embarrassed was Cui Meng.
His boss patted his butt and withdrew, so he wouldn't explode and sew on the spot and let him get in. He could only stand there and disguise as a salted fish.
Huang Dashan geared up,
"Linzi, why don't we tear up the ticket, I remember that Si Gaoyi didn't pay for the meal, and he made such a big hole again, and filled this guy like Cui and buried it in just the right size!"
Cui Meng's eyes widened in anger-with Lao Tzu's sturdy tendon meat just to fill the hole and fill the volume?
Facing a certain monster who can only become a consensus with his own boss, Cui Meng has the strength to be infinitely close to Tier 6 and dare not speak casually. He just looked at Huang Dashan calmly.
"Don't go too far, I believe in the character of Your Excellency Lin Chou."
"Huh, return your character..."
Bang~
When the pot comes, the mountain falls.
Huang Dashan roared in grief,
"Fuck, Lin Shou, you have changed, and you hit me with this pot?"
Cui Meng's cold sweat dripped down.
(Fuck, this fleshy body is so powerful? That's a magical pan that even the big boss of my own can put down!)
(But it's not right... Why did he be so weak when he was fighting in the mountains? He kept hiding?)
Lin Chou smiled slightly and put away the pot without changing his face.
"Well, don't be surprised, maybe he is more resistant to this stuff."
But isn't it, a pot every day is guaranteed, and the resistance to the basic skill of pat on the face will naturally come up.
If Huang Dashan's resistance has a rating, it must be of Upanishad Grade, very cool: Upanishad* Pan Face Resistance!
The injury reduction rate is 50%, the chance of nasal bone fracture is reduced by 99%, the duration of facial stiffness is reduced by 50%...and so on.
If you only look at this special ability, Prince Huang Da must at least be an orange flash-level boss template, which requires players to have certain skills and tactics to target weaknesses (such as waists) to group and brush.
Of course, after killing the Huang•face boss•Mountain, it is very likely that there will be a broken waist and an orange quality face that will never wear out. The additional attributes of the face are probably lucky value -10086 and carved on the face Permanent kidney deficiency.
"Face boss" and the so-called "face fighter" are two species, and one of Huang Dashan's best friends is Master Warlock, and his luck has always been unsatisfactory.
The mountain master who got up from the ground patted the mud on the back of his head and the two egg-sized, cracked stone fragments, and continued to blow it with a laugh.
Shen Feng suddenly expressed his heartfelt emotion.
"I really envy the attitude of some people. It's so surprisingly happy. Look at the smile of Lord Shan, it's not as pure as a dolphin."
Lin Chou was silent for a while,
"Are you sure it is a creature like a dolphin..."
Shen Feng nodded.
"I know dolphins very well, that's why I said that."
Lin Chou and Shen Feng looked at each other, smiled knowingly, everything was silent.
Huang Dashan was suspicious,
"Why does it always feel like something is wrong..."
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As soon as Si Gao returned to his lair, the slight pain and tingling sensation caused by drunken Coke all over the body through the space door disappeared.
"It's a taste that makes me nostalgic, linger forever!" Si Gao asked in the empty hall, "Zong Yuan, do you want me to evolve a mouth?"
A pretty figure with a human fishtail appeared in the dark and heavy hall:
The shells are woven into skirts and pearls are decorated. The front and back are very beautiful. The rabbit on the chest can barely kill an eagle: an owl.
The mermaid Zongyuan made a strong male voice like eating a weight.
"If the Lord has a mouth, it should be more fun."
Si Gao stared at Zong Yuan for a long time, and the heavy pressure made the fish's tail tremble.
"You are very good at talking, you deserve to be my housekeeper. If you weren't so ugly, I couldn't help but consider marrying your 139th daughter. She is only 10,9,600 years old this year. She is a young girl who loves to laugh and love beauty."
Speaking of this, Si Gao couldn't help showing a petting smile.
Zong Yuan wiped off the cold sweat on his head, picked up the two pearls that had turned into tears on the ground, and put them away, patted his pockets calmly to make sure they won’t be left.
"Thanks to the Lord's wrong love, Zong Yuan dare not."
Si Gao waved his tentacle impatiently, as if he was tired.
"Go down."
As he said, he closed his eyes and fell into deep sleep.
Zong Yuan Khan shook like a sieve under the rain, sighed in relief, and slowly exited the hall.
As Sgaoyi fell asleep, the dark and heavy hall began to bloom like a waking ancient creature with colorful colors, and the light drifted away everywhere, like a flowing galaxy, deducting scenes of the story and glory of Sgaoyi The illusion of the present and the elusive future.
The bizarre hall is like a stage, and on the only huge seat, there is a huge body of Sgao sleeping-a big eyeball shape full of tentacles.
It is the eye of the void and the lord of the void, the oldest ethnic group in the void race. It is the truth wherever you can see.
Legend has it that between the opening and closing of the eyes, there is a void staring fear judgment, watching who is pregnant and who is miscarried, the first time is painless, the second time is super doubled, and it is very scary.
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Yan Huishan.
Customers are like clouds, bustling and bustling.
And Lin Chou was already in the back kitchen preparing for the enrollment scene of Qinshan Physics College tomorrow.
"At that time, there will be many parents who are waiting anxiously. The cold fat house happy water will definitely make them happy."
"The salt-baked chicken product must be brought. Well, there are hundreds of them in the stove, but it's not enough."
"The pig blood soup made on site is also very necessary to restore physical strength and increase endurance."
"As for the higher price..."
Boss Lin's appearance on the stage can be regarded as a certain platform for Sikong, and he still has a lot of face.
Sikong has reserved the most conspicuous booth for Lin Chou - if Lin Chou hadn't refused, Sikong even planned to contract him the faculty and staff and student cafeteria of Qinshan Physics College.
Of course, Lin Chou will never do this kind of business.
He has been in the alley for more than ten years and has seen enough bear children who are waiting to be fed in the morning at noon and still waiting to be fed in the evening, not to mention the number of bear children in the Qinshan Physics College has turned tens of thousands of times more than in the alley.
"You will lose your life for decades, right?" Lin Chou thought secretly.
Short-lived ghosts can't do it!
It’s so hot in the world, everyone stay away from each other.Mingguang's land area must be enough...
Yourong and Big Breast Sister have already packed up the things they need to bring, such as lotion, sunscreen, mascara, lip gloss, and the gothic maid dress that can be changed and the leopard skin strap of Big Breast Sister.
"Hello...Are you going to abandon your master and boss to settle in Mingguang..."
You Rong Xiao’s face was grinning, his eyes were shining with golden light, and he stretched out Bai Shengsheng’s little hand to act like a baby.
"Wet Tiger~"
Lin Chou hesitated for a moment, and he was extremely reluctant to put a freshly marinated, steaming elbow in Yourong's hand.
"Be careful!"
"Also, you have eaten a little bit recently. Although you are growing up, you should be careful not to get too fat."
After all, he is my own little apprentice. Although he can't even cut potato shreds, he is completely adorable.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
She threw her elbows back into the pot angrily, and said in a crisp voice.
"Ligger, sister Chizhi's salary, and the Lun family wants pocket money!"
Lin Sorrow's face changed suddenly.
wage?
Pocket money?
nonexistent!
"Hmm...wait...Speaking of it, this seems to be the first time Big Breast Sister went to Mingguang..."
Lin Chou sighed sadly,
"In the counter drawer, take it yourself."
Su Yourong's eyes are bright,
"Then I'll take it!"
"I really took it!"
"I really took it!"
Lin Sorrow's roar resounded through the kitchen,
"Tomorrow stay at home and cut potato shreds. Don't even think about going anywhere!"
Su Yourong's face flushed with excitement,
"Sister Chizhi, put on the counter, tomorrow I will buy the next street~"
When Lin Chou rushed out of the kitchen, the curious and playful gaze of a room "chuachua" him like a flashing light.
Su Yourongba looked inward at the outside door, sticking out his tongue and making faces.
"Slightly~"
"Wet Tiger is stingy, but his surname is Su~"
Su Yourong opened his bag at once, and a stack of circulation point cards and several standard source crystals shone with golden light.
Big breasted sister curiously pinched a standard source crystal, her face moved and solemn,
"According to Mingguang's custom-shouldn't these be the dowry your brother gave you?"
Everyone laughed.
Su Yourong flushed immediately.
"No, don't talk nonsense, no!"
In fact, Su Yourong's dowry...Bah...Her money is all her own savings.
The Su family can also be regarded as quite a family business, the Golden Circle family, Su Yourong Tianzong Wizard has been in charge of the Su family family business for several years at the age of a child, this little private money is nothing.
Of course, when Rong leaves home, she doesn’t get a penny. These are the things her brother Su hopes to come here every time and again.
What if one day the spoiled girl smashes her mouth?
What should I do if I want to buy a cute little skirt?
What should I do when my brother's self is kidnapped?
Ahem...
Su expected to expect his sister to support him, how could he be willing to treat his sister badly.
Especially my sister works as a poor apprentice here with a black-hearted iron rooster. No one loves no one. It is like a little cabbage in the field. Just thinking about it makes Su Wangping, the brother, directly. Huh huh~!