Dream Realizer

"Dave, get to know again, I am a wizard from the mysterious East." In order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a secondary disease patient.

"I am an undefeated woman from the East." Wei Ziqi raised her head proudly, "King Haibian, welcome to join our Super Hero League."

"I'm honored." Dave straightened his body excitedly. He hammered his chest twice with his fist to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.

At this moment, Dave gave Li Mu the feeling that Little Spider had met Iron Man, and mistakenly thought that his life was finally about to rise!

"Well, Dave, take us back to your house!" Li Mu naturally asked, "We may live together for some time in the future."

...

King Hai Bian wore an eye-catching and weird green jumpsuit, swaggering in the streets, leaving from the crime scene without any experience, posting on the Internet without scruple, checking emails sent by strangers...

A series of actions are extremely stupid.

However, in the end, only another pair of righteous protagonists, Super Killer and Big Dad, found the residence.

The police in the entire NY city have countless men who have no scruples, even his own father...no one has discovered his identity.

It doesn't make sense logically.

I have to say that the home of King Haibian is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.

The protagonist halo is everywhere.

In the world of comic movies, you just need to be refreshed, no logic is needed!

"Go to my house?" Dave was stunned and said embarrassedly, "Impossible, it will be discovered by my dad!"

"No, it is not normal to invite two friends from the East to stay at home for a few days!" Li Mu smiled, "Of course, if you are embarrassed, we can pay the rent!"

"No, no, I didn't mean that." Dave waved his hand repeatedly, "I mean, my dad might find you, no, our identity!"

"Don't worry, I have mysterious witchcraft from the East, one leaf is blind." Li Mu smiled, "He will only treat us as two ordinary guests."

Blindfold?

Of course Li Mu will not, but the director will!

Dave wore a green leather suit and was about to make himself dead. His father didn't find out his identity!

Li Mu has reason to believe that even if Dave had a superhero party at home, he would only understand it as a masquerade party.

"Dave, living together makes it convenient for me to train you anytime and anywhere." Li Mu looked at King Haibian and shook his head slightly, "Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you still don't have the skills of a superhero. You can't even beat a little Lori!"

"We can compare!" Wei Ziqi turned the nunchaku to cooperate with Li Mu.

Little loli's brutality broke into Dave's mind instantly, and he was scared to regret two steps: "No, no need!"

...

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi got their wish and moved into Dave's house.

of course.

Before meeting Dave's father, little loli Wei Ziqi changed into an ordinary girl's costume.

Wei Ziqi's sweet and immature looks are inherently deceptive, and easily won the heart of Dave's father. He warmly accepted Li Mu and both, and expressed a great welcome.

Later, he disappeared into the lives of several people like a passerby.

The next few days.

Li Mu gave special training to Dave and Wei Ziqi.

The special training method is from the mysterious east zama step, walking the plum blossom pile, lifting the stone lock, the stone lock can not be found, it is replaced by dumbbells...

This is Li Mu's harvest in the world of Xiaoli Flying Swords. He has lived with a group of heroes for nearly a month. He has never eaten pork, and he has always seen pigs run.

It doesn't matter if the pig is running or not, but it is enough to fool two rookies!

"Practicing the stability of the bottom plate with the horse step", "Walking the plum blossom pile is the basic footwork for evasion", "Practicing martial arts without practicing kung fu, it ends up empty"...

Mysterious proverbs from the East, combined with more magical kung fu, easily conquered Dave, the second child.

Especially after Li Mu, who has twice the strength of an ordinary person, lifted a one hundred kilograms of barbell with ease, he made Dave a god, and he simply obeyed his words!

And little loli Wei Ziqi, in order to maintain the mystery of the Oriental Chivalrous Girl, in front of Li Mu, he taught Dave a set of mysterious oriental martial arts routines, the third set of elementary school students’ radio gymnastics, colorful sunshine...

all in all.

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically used Dave as two fools to fool you...

...

As in the movie, the videos of King Haibian and Xiao Loli quickly fermented on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.

but.

There is a little deviation!

Little loli Wei Ziqi was nervous and did not give her nickname. Netizens did not know the name she gave herself.

Therefore, netizens have given Xiao Loli many different nicknames according to their own preferences.

For example, "Guild Force Luo Li", "Breaking Egg Man", "Red Witch" and so on.

The king of Haibian was even robbed of the limelight by the young loli and completely reduced to a foil. His nickname is even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely spread is called "The Green Clown";

Such a nickname naturally caused great dissatisfaction between the two.

The two unanimously expressed their anger on the blog, attached photos of their superheroes, and solemnly corrected their nicknames, "Undefeated Woman" and "King of the Sea".

but.

With little success.

Netizens are more willing to call them "Guili loli" and "Green Clown". Although the nicknames are a bit ugly, they do not prevent people from loving them.

After all, this is the superhero around them.

Is alive!

Moreover, when the two are in the same frame, there is a new combination title-loli and pig!

...

"Uncle Wizard, I don't want to be a'weird Luoli', I want to be an undefeated woman." Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web and complained to Li Mu angrily, "I've had enough with Dave. Stupid as a partner, I want to be my partner with a super killer!"

"I think it's good!" Li Mu ate hamburgers and swiped his phone, enjoying his slow life leisurely.

Although the world of "King of the Sea" may be a little more dangerous than that of Xiao Li Feida, as long as you don't actively provoke the gangsters, most of the time is stable.

After all, this is NY City, a world-class metropolis. If you have money, you can enjoy a sufficiently luxurious life.

It's not hard to find bastards in NY City.

These nights, Li Mu took the two incarnations of justice, Wei Ziqi and Dave, and brushed a wave of presence in the surrounding neighborhoods, hitting a lot of punks who made a living from robbery, and collecting a lot of money.

Although not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangsters of the big dad and the super killer, it was enough for him and little loli to spend this time.

The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent were all good tenants. After Li Mu gave Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market price, Dave's father became more satisfied with them.Moreover, he did not associate "Wei Li Luo Li" with Wei Ziqi from beginning to end.

"Uncle, when can we meet Super Killer?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"Almost." Li Mu glanced at the empty room and sighed, "Dave came back very late these days. It should be because of the guy's identity that he got on with his little girlfriend Katie. According to the plot To infer, Katie should soon ask him to solve Russell’s problem!"