Dream Realizer
Chapter 477
For the sake of medicine, Xu Xian became a frequent visitor of firework women. What Li Hailong said he also came out of Tang Bohu's world. He was deeply influenced by 9527 and would not care about relationship problems.
He flipped through the transferred cheat sheet and asked, "Boss, does the official Dream Realizer have more customer evaluation systems?"
"There is a Mao's evaluation." Li Mu said, "With those sorrow skills provided by the company, and multiple after-sales evaluations, I was expelled long ago, so how can I get a chance to become a professional?"
Li Hailong looked at Li Mu and nodded in agreement: "I know that the boss has a simple and neat style, and how could he be someone who cares about customer reviews. I was shocked. If there are more functional modules, I have lost the motivation to become positive."
He looked down at the phone, got close to Li Mu, stretched out his hand and smiled, "Boss, what is the extra blood bodhi, purple golden pill, give me some!"
"What are you doing?" Li Mu asked.
"After I go back, I put it offline and store it." Li Hailong smiled, "In case I didn't pass the internship period and my memory was erased, I won't have nothing when I return home. I will learn some martial arts and be a little superman. Not bad!"
I fuck!
Talent!
He didn't even think of this way.
Li Mu looked at Li Hailong and coughed: "Hailong, you are a born dream interpreter, don’t give up lightly. There are many dream interpreters, and the earth will become more and more chaotic in the future. No matter how much cheat medicine pill you reserve, what is the use? Should you be abused in the future, or should you be abused by others, just walking forward is the bright road."
Li Hailong smiled: "If you can go forward, who is willing to give up, do more preparations to be prepared, boss, let us leave a contact information, in case I fail to become a normal person, return to reality and pull the brothers together. Hu Xiaotong is connected together, and I can be considered as being cheated by you. You are responsible to me."
"Take the responsibility of Mao." Li Mu raised his eyebrows, "As long as she can fulfill her dream, she will meet the dreamer in the future and make sure that she can hide as far as she can. Don't think that there is nothing, instead of worrying about the future. It's better to figure out how to complete the current task, or to develop the skill of blowing snails as much as possible."
"How to develop?" Li Hailong asked.
"Didn't you suspect that the buff-like spells have failed? You may be able to try the reverse buff." Li Mu said.
"What do you mean?" Li Hailong raised an interest.
"For example, if the enemy cuts you with a knife, you will increase your skill for ten years." Li Mu smiled, "The enemy casts spells on you and rebounds 100%..."
"You can try it." Li Hailong's eyes lit up.
"Furthermore, I thought about it. The chances of a big blow to the conch should be absurd." Li Mu continued.
"Isn't what I said is absurd enough?" Li Hailong frowned, "Is it outrageous!"
"The flat peaches, golden pills, and ginseng fruit you wanted before were probably used wrongly. Everyone knows how to eat flat peaches and ginseng fruit. If you eat flat peaches and ginseng fruit to live forever, you can only be called a dream at best. It's absurd and bizarre!" Li Mu smiled, "I think what is truly absurd is that you can live forever with a mouthful of water, that you can eat buns without being bad, and a fart can kill a big Luo Jinxian..."
"..." Li Hailong suddenly enlightened and clapped his hands. "Fuck, I have used the skill of blowing magic conch by mistake! Boss, why didn't you say that I asked God for three hours of flat peaches that day... "
"I didn't expect it earlier." Li Mu said, "Today, the old lady picked up the soap you threw to Wang Daoling, which inspired me..."
"Absurd, absurd!" Li Hailong rolled his eyes a few times, and suddenly said, "If I step out, all the men's pants on the street outside will disappear."
Finished.
He took a deep breath and took a step forward.
Wow!
A sudden noise came from outside the window.
The two ran to the window for the first time and looked out.
as expected.
The streets outside were all messed up. All the men, whether they were children, adults, or old men, were panicked, half-shrunk legs, and didn't know what happened!
on the street.
There were shouts of looking for pants, and screams of eldest and little wives.
Fortunately!
Most people in ancient times wore long robes. Even if they lost their pants, the important parts would not be exposed, and there would not be much riots.
"Success!" Li Hailong swallowed, eyes full of excitement that could not be concealed.
"You are really boring enough." Li Mu looked at the panicked crowd outside and shook his head helplessly. "It's because you didn't strip all the people in the city!"
"I thought that at the beginning." Li Hailong looked at the sensation he caused with satisfaction and smiled. "But isn't the whole city including the two of us? Temporary changes can be regarded as saving some face for the women. , I will return the pants to them. I snap my fingers and the disappeared pants return to their original positions."
Snapped!
There was a crisp sound.
The commotion outside continued, and the men pressed the hem of their robes and hurried to their homes.
The women are also fleeing. It's weird that the pants disappeared bizarrely. Who knows if it's the woman's turn next!
Looking at the panicked crowd below, Li Hailong smiled awkwardly: "I took a step back and the pants returned."
Li Mu's gaze suddenly froze in the distance, and said lightly: "Don't toss with your pants, Bai Suzhen is here."
"MBD, really is a chance spell!" Li Hailong complained and looked out following Li Mu's gaze.
The end of the street.
Two beautiful shadows, one green and one white, under the guidance of a child, went upstream from the crowd and walked towards Tongfu Inn.
The three of them did not deliberately hide their whereabouts, two men and one woman, and their manners were different from those of the ancients, so it was not difficult to find them out.
Li Mu quickly took out the magic book, chanted the spell, blessed himself and Li Hailong with a series of defensive magic such as body stone skin, body shield, and fire shield;
Li Hailong was also unambiguous, and said quickly: "When we stand together, the snake’s favorability will increase by 100%, the snake’s IQ will be reduced by 100%, and the snake’s harm to us will be reduced to zero; any magical attack we suffer is automatic. Transformed into our skill; in this room, any attack we receive will be transferred to the Fahai of Jinshan Temple..."
The two were busy at once.
Bai Suzhen had already walked outside the inn and looked up and saw the two standing by the window.
"Sister Bai, we are here."
Li Mu enthusiastically waved to Bai Suzhen and greeted him, as if all bad things had nothing to do with him.
Along the way, what Bai Suzhen heard was all about her and Wang Daoling's rhymes. No matter how good her manners were, she was about to lose her strength.
At this moment, her mood fell to the extreme. Seeing Li Xiaobai, she barely smiled at him, pulled Xiaoqing up, took two steps, and disappeared from the street.
In the next second, he appeared in Li Mu's room.
Xianfa-Teleport!
"Sister Bai, I saw you interacting with that Taoist priest." Li Mu preemptively said with a frown, "Although I have no intention of commenting on Sister Bai's love history, I still want to say the last sentence. That Taoist does not look like a good person. !"
"Don't mention him to me anymore. I have nothing to do with him. I suffered from the villain's calculation today, and I will be so ugly in broad daylight." Bai Suzhen looked at Li Mu with scorching eyes and wanted to follow him. There was a clue on his face, but nothing could be seen.
"My sister's Dao deeds for more than 1,700 years, is there anyone else who can count on Sister Bai?" Li Mu asked pretendingly in surprise.
"Except for you, no one else can do it, right?" Xiaoqing asked angrily.
"How could it be us? Green girl, don't frame me. You have personally experienced my charm, and it is completely different from what happened to Sister Bai." Li Mu looked at Xiaoqing and said with a serious face.
Pooh!
Xiaoqing's face blushed inexplicably, and he sipped to the ground: "Don't put gold on your cheeks, I have been tricked by you, so I can't appreciate your charm!"