Dream Realizer
Chapter 532: Ask the Zen Master to Speak Well
"Boss, there won't be any problems!" Checking the roster, Li Hailong casually threw soap into the middle of the yard. After a while, a dozen yuan had been lost in the middle of the yard.
Looking at the soap scattered all over the floor, Li Hailong's face turned pale, and the hand throwing the soap trembled slightly: "Is it a bit bigger? My eyelids keep jumping."
"Don't be afraid. How bold people are, how productive the land is." Li Mu said, "We don't have so much time to fight the mortal monks, taking advantage of the fact that the gods in the sky can't get down, we frighten them all at once. A stable rear is good for everyone."
Today, there is everything in the yard.
There are brothel women laughing and playing, ready to take a bath; there are mirror images of themselves; there are also a group of dark-brown, ugly-looking earth element warriors...
In order to be safe, Li Mu put all his cards out and built the Palace of the King of Chou like an iron bucket.
Xiaoqing's knuckles were slightly white because of the force he held the sword.
She is even more nervous than Li Hailong. She is just a snake demon who has practiced for hundreds of years. Although she usually likes to cause trouble, she does not fight against so many monks at once like Li Xiaobai!
Especially when Bai Suzhen and Hu Meiniang were still captured by the opponent.
If this matter is not handled properly, not only can't go to the sky, but also can't stay in the world.
With Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing once felt that life was ordinary, but with Li Xiaobai, life is full of thrills and excitement at all times, and I can't stand it!
Hu Xiaotong did not stand next to Li Hailong, but chose Li Mu. As the main attacker this time, Tang Bohu's side was too dangerous.
She secretly looked at Li Mu, and kept swallowing her saliva, knowing from the city god that the gods in the sky could not get down, Li Xiaobai was even more crazy!
She couldn't imagine how she had the courage to bargain with a lunatic like Li Xiaobai?
I hope that Tang Bohu will give you some strength, and he will be able to tide over the current difficulties smoothly!Hu Xiaotong prayed silently in her heart. Now she can see that Li Xiaobai’s approach and skills seem to be better than Tang Bohu’s, but she does not regret her original choice. Li Xiaobai was too crazy to be with him, even if she dedicated herself to life, she didn’t. A sense of security!
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"...The problem is that you are too busy and you don’t have time to care about him. If you really wanted to talk about snatching, I would have done it a long time ago, but I have never. It was you who took him step by step to my arms. Push in..."
From the beginning of the Prince Qiu Mansion's arrangement, to the present, it is only an hour in the past. In the sky, the soap operas of Buddhist guardians have never stopped.
Li Mu didn't dare to stop them at all.
As soon as he stopped, Guardian Wei Tian burst into golden light all over his body, trying to cast down demons and slay demons, obviously he hadn't fully understood...
In other words, Li Mu's mental power is high enough to handle many things at the same time without intermittent, and he won't get tired. If he is replaced by Li Hailong, it is estimated that the game will collapse long ago.
Classic soap opera clips can be short or long, three to four minutes long, and one or two minutes short.
One hour, the three guardians of Buddhism did not know how many classic plots were performed, and there were no repetitions. Li Mu was amazed. I have to say that there are really many sand sculpture plots on earth!
At this time, Yasha played a standard green tea bitch this time. Every time he said a sentence, the children playing on the streets of Qiantang County would imitate one sentence. I don’t know that, following these classic sand sculpture plots for a long time, this generation of children grew up. The King Kong, which will be sharpened later, is not bad, and it will still collapse for a whole generation...
...
From time to noon.
A bright yellow figure suddenly flashed in the courtyard of the King Chou's mansion, and rushed towards one of the soaps, breaking several other soaps along the way.
Well, this is an accident, and I mourn for the latecomers!
Li Mu greeted for the first time: "Xiaoqing!"
Xiaoqing ejected and started, raising her palm to the back of Fahai's head.
boom!
A golden light burst from Fahai's robes, and actually flicked Xiao Qing's hand aside.
The moment of electric flint.
Fahai reached out and picked up the second piece of soap that belonged to him.
Xiaoqing unwillingly slapped another palm, this time with a cracking sound, obviously much stronger than the first palm.
But as her strength increased, Jin Guang became stronger and stronger.
Xiaoqing couldn't help crying out in pain, and he flew out and fell to the ground.
Li Mu was taken aback and stood up: "Xiaoqing, no need. The robes on his body is a Buddha treasure, which will automatically protect the body. When he finishes picking it up, I will talk to him. If he still insists on opposing us , It’s not too late to figure out a way to deal with him! You save some skills to deal with the people who follow..."
Talking.
He winked at Li Hailong.
Li Hailong understood, and in the wooden barrel in front of him, he picked up a large handful of soap slag and held it in his hand.
moment.
All ten pieces of soap belonging to Fahai were picked up by him, and he also regained consciousness.
Look around.
When Fahai saw Li Xiaobai on the opposite side, he was stunned for a moment. Soon, his attention was drawn to the three guardians of Buddhism who staged a soap opera in the sky.
After watching it for just a few seconds, Fahai's face was red, and he immediately retracted his gaze, and glared at Li Xiaobai: "Fox demon, you insulted my Buddhist guardian so much? I..."
Li Mu also grabbed a handful of soap scum from the wooden bucket and faced Fa Hai with the most sincere smile: "Master Fa Hai, please speak up."
Fa Hai's voice came to an abrupt end. He looked at the soap scum in Li Xiaobai's palm in horror. The unbearable past instantly broke into his mind, and his pupils shrank suddenly: "Fox demon, dare you?"
Li Xiaobai was eager and smiled: "Master, believe it or not, if I loosen my hand, will you pick up soap and find the old man?"
Dense beads of sweat leaked from Fahai’s bald head, shining densely in the sun. He looked at the two fox monsters opposite and the wooden barrel in front of them, and he felt bitter in his heart, thinking if they were. Throwing out the soap foam, he rolled the robes, can he catch the soap scum in the shortest time.
But when he looked up and saw the soap bars in the yard, he pressed his heart about to move again. He didn't dare to bet, unless he could kill the fox monster on the opposite side with lightning speed, the initiative would always be on the other side. Hands.
The magic of evil spirits is too bullying!
Xiaoqing walked past Fahai and gave him a look of sympathy. Holding the Qinggang sword, she stood by Li Hailong's side. Although she could not break Fahai's robes, she still had the responsibility to protect Tang Bohu.
Once Tang Bohu had an accident, it would be over.
Li Mu calmly said, "Master, can we talk about it?"
"Humans and monsters are not at the same time, what is there to talk about." Fahai pretended to be tough. "Fox-monster, if you wreak havoc on heaven and earth with the body of a demon, aren't you afraid of heaven?"
Li Mu glanced at Fahai and said with a smile: "Master Fahai, do you see the hot oil pan over there? You can throw soap in; do you see the dung bucket in the corner? Soap scum can be spilled in; see Are the women behind the tent? Don’t hide the truth from the master, behind the tent is a prepared bath tub. Those women can start taking a bath at any time, using our soap! If the Zen master can’t speak well, he can choose one of these three places. Picking up soap!"
The bureaucrats looked at Fahai enthusiastically and glanced at the tent from time to time. Although the methods provided by Li Mu were very ornamental, two of them were dirty and the other miserable. They actually wanted to see Fahai. Master Hai rushed into the tub to pick up soap, maybe they could take this opportunity to feast their eyes.
After all, their salary is not high, and those oiran ladies have only heard of them on weekdays, and have never seen them before, let's play with them!
In an instant.
Fahai flushed, finger Li Mu: "Vertical, deceive people too much!"