Dream Realizer

"Pig Ba Jie, the Jade Emperor is mediocre, the Queen Mother is arbitrarily authoritative, let's go against the heavens!" The Bull Demon King looked at Zhu Ba Jie and played a careful trick.

He came with the purpose of eating pork, how could he make Zhu Bajie return to Li Xiaobai smoothly? How could he have to be like him and get a knife.

A word stunned Zhu Bajie.

Li Mu squinted at the Bull Demon King, and a smile crossed his mouth. In the end, he was going to have a showdown with Zhu Bajie.

To him, Niu Devil and Zhu Bajie are both plot characters and do not have any preference for whom.

The beginning of the tragedy is when the dreamer touches the characters in the plot and brings personal touch.

Because, in the eyes of the characters in the plot, the dreamer is a stranger, and a dreamer like him may be classified as an extraterritorial evil spirit.

He first accepted the Bull Demon King. Therefore, compared to Zhu Bajie, the Bull Demon King is his own. Li Mu allowed him to recklessly let him find a sense of belonging to the organization.

For a long while.

Zhu Bajie returned to his senses and looked at the Bull Demon in amazement: "Old Bull, are you crazy? Don't entertain Old Pig if you are crazy. Old Pig is now a Buddhist man, and the Jade Emperor is not faint, and he doesn't have any money with me. Relationship, you guys go quickly, don't come to disturb the old pig's lunch break. I heard what you just said, I didn't hear a word."

Talk about it.

Zhu Bajie stopped paying attention to everyone, and with his ears drooping, he planned to return to the chair in the shade of the tree to continue to sleep.

Heavenly Court, Buddhism, Zhu Bajie's life has ups and downs, has been brilliant, has not fallen, has gone through too many ups and downs, and has seen many things early. The so-called ebb and flow, but it is all powerful people who are making plans. Everyone They are all pawns on the chessboard.

Therefore, after becoming an envoy of the net, eating, sleeping, and teasing beautiful women became his lifelong pursuit.

Disputes outside?

Love so and so!

He doesn't bother to blend in!

...

"Master Bai, he doesn't agree, kill the pig!" The Bull Demon King succeeded in his small trick, smiled triumphantly, and turned his head to Li Mu.

"Niu Devil, don't think that the old pig can't beat you, so you're afraid of you." Zhu Bajie exploded his hair again. He held the nine-tooth nail rake, turned around abruptly, and hummed a few times, "Lao Zhu is now a Buddhism People, if you really dare to move me, if you don’t say that the Bodhisattva and the Buddha can’t live there, my monkey brother can’t spare you..."

"Fantastic Orc." Dr. Banner muttered while looking at Zhu Bajie with interest.

The last time he turned, he broke his clothes and also broke Stark's smart glasses.

At this time, Dr. Banner went to the village to follow the customs, wearing a scholar shirt like Liu Yanchang, half-drawn glasses tied to his head with a rope, looking nondescript.

But this did not prevent him from exploring this strange world. As he came into contact with more and more things, the more he felt that the spells of this world could help him solve Hulk's problems.

after all.

Dr. Banner witnessed the transformation of the Bull Demon King with his own eyes. After he became a big bull, he did not lose consciousness, and he could grow back even after his head was cut off. This ability was already stronger than Hulk.

What attracted Dr. Banner most was that the Bull Demon King could switch between the two forms at will.

The half-pig in front of him should also have this ability.

After figuring out the principles of these orcs' transformations, maybe the Hulk problem can be easily solved.

...

"Marshal Canopy, the old cow is teasing you!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "Lao Niu is a bullshit, how can he be brave to fight against the heavens. The reason why we are here is because the marshal has eaten all the food in the world, and he must have a great deal of food. Deep attainments.” He has always been Mu Yebing, “Our brother Mu, devoted all his life to food, and determined to become the God of Cookery in the Three Realms. Therefore, he came to use the tongue of the marshal to help the brothers Mu’s cooking skills. Some valuable comments."

"Is he a man?" Zhu Bajie looked at Mu Yebing and was stunned for a moment. Then he laughed and put away the nail rake. "After a long time, I asked the old pig to eat. Let me just say it. The Bull Demon can't even beat Nazha. , And addicted to beauty, and hooked up with a saucy fox, unclear, how can you have the courage to rebel?"

"Pig Bajie, you are enough." Niu Devil King has been exposed repeatedly, his old face is as black as the bottom of a pot, but Li Xiaobai now, he dare not make too much trouble, snorted coldly, and said, "Don't look at what you call Huan now. When you regret it, you will be slaughtered later, the old cow will eat you clean."

"Old pig is waiting for you to slaughter." Zhu Bajie smiled and looked at Mu Yebing holding a spatula, "Brother Mu, I think you are not an easy one if you carry a pot with a spatula. Old pig is most willing to support the younger generation. It’s not that I’m telling you, the old pig has lived for thousands of years, flat peaches, elixir, ginseng fruit, nothing has been eaten, have never seen anything, and become an envoy of the world, all kinds of food offerings in the world, nothing but the mouth of the old pig. You want Cooking, looking for the old pig for tasting, I really found the right person! Heavenly Court really lacks the position of God of Cookery, brother, work hard. I am optimistic about you..."

It's not that Zhu Bajie didn't doubt Li Mu, but it was really weird that this group of people were walking together. The Bull Demon King, Brother Meishan, and a few mortals couldn't fight.

Moreover, the Niu Devil called the young man Bai Ye, and the Meishan brothers did not respond, which is even more strange!

Who is he?

but,

Practitioners, no one goes out carrying a spatula, and still picking a few boxes of vegetables!

It can be said that Zhu Bajie is completely confused. He knows that this group of people is not good.

But he also knew that he really couldn't beat the Bull Demon King.

Could it be that he was really beaten, and then find a monkey to avenge him!

Heroes don't suffer from immediate losses, so they will fool around first.

"Marshal Canopy, please give me your advice." Mu Yebing smiled with a fist, and methodically laid out the wok, cutting board, and various condiments.

Chen Xiang and Liu Yanchang helped, and the two guys occasionally looked at Zhu Bajie's eyes, showing such a trace of sympathy.

However, these little details were ignored by Zhu Bajie, who was worried.

Young Master Feng looked at Zhu Bajie with a sweet smile: "I heard that Marshal Tianpeng once was in charge of the Tianhe Eighty Thousand Squadron? He also used to resist the decree and send back the weak water that ravaged the world for the common people of the world. Tianhe!"

"That's it." Hearing the praises of beautiful women, and talking about his heroic past, Zhu Bajie's guard is becoming more and more intense, but the praise of beautiful women still makes him feel a little airy, "It has passed, it is all the past. My son, I have forgotten the old pig, and my sister still remembers it so clearly. I really have a heart!

Even after becoming the envoy of the net altar, Zhu Bajie still had a fascination with Chang'e.At first sight of Young Master Feng, who was a bit more beautiful than Chang'e, it was inevitable that there was a lot of imagination in his heart. Even if he knew that Young Master Feng had ulterior motives, he even gave birth to the idea of ​​giving in.

Greedy and lust has always been Zhu Bajie's weakness.

Becoming an envoy of the altar, clear rules and precepts did not wipe out his weakness. Looking at the moon all day long thinking about Chang'e, on the contrary, this weakness became weaker.

In the world of Baolian Lanterns, he was badly injured by the fox demon's grandmother Xiaoyu, who inhaled Yang Qi twice. If he didn't push halfway, how could the fox demon succeed so easily!

"The marshal is a real hero. At that time, everyone praised the god Erlang and the Three Madonnas, thinking that the water control was their credit, but I felt that without the marshal to coordinate from them, they would not be able to control the weak water! In my heart, the Marshal is also a great hero." Young Master Feng smiled, "Sometimes, I even think that it is not Monkey King, but the Marshal who made a noise in the Heavenly Palace. I really hope that one day, I can see Ba ​​with my own eyes. Brother Jie, like Erlang Shen and Monkey King, make a fuss back to Heavenly Palace!"

"You can't make trouble, you can't make trouble." Zhu Bajie glanced at Master Feng and waved his hands again and again, "Little sister, now I am the person of Fangxian, I can chant and practice on weekdays, and I can't take care of the heavens!"

Li Mu waited for Master Feng to finish drawing the future for Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile: "Xiao Feng, what a mess, don't tease the marshal. We still have business affairs!"

"If you don’t have anything to do, you will steal if you don’t mean it. You know you have no good intentions!" Seeing Li Mu and Feng Gongzi standing together with Pi, Zhu Bajie was ashamed of himself, and the beauty inspired by Feng Gongzi was instantly suppressed. Going down, he snorted dissatisfied, "What's the matter, let's talk about it, let's say it in advance, the old pig has limited ability, and can help if he can help, I will never help."

"It's not a big deal!" Li Mu smiled, "The marshal's eyes are like torches, and we can see through our cultivation base at a glance. This time, we came to the marshal to make a bet with the marshal!"

"Say." Zhu Bajie said.

"Betting on food." Li Mu said with a smile, pointing to Mu Yebing, "just bet on the dishes my brother Mu made."

"What a gambling method?" Zhu Bajie came in interest.

"Brother Mu's cooking skills are already perfect." Li Mu smiled, "Every dish is perfect without flaws. If his cooking fails to impress the marshal, we will lose. The marshal sent. If the marshal is impressed, how about one thing the marshal promises us?

"I can't help my old pig say whether the food is good or not! You dare to propose this kind of unbeatable bet? It seems that you have eaten the old pig!" Zhu Bajie smiled, his eyes swept across the cow The Demon King and others asked, "They are yours too?"

"We won all the cooking, otherwise you think, why would they go together?" Li Mu smiled, "Marshal, no one can resist the temptation of the ultimate gourmet, they are convinced that they lose."

Won?

Looks like the past!

It can be said that the Meishan brothers are honest people, he still believes, Bull Demon King?

Zhu Bajie sneered, and when he wanted to speak, he suddenly frowned. The Bull Demon was dishonest, and he walked with them willingly!

Things seem to be more serious!

He swallowed and asked, "Did the Bull Demon King and Meishan Brothers both lose?"

"Both are lost. The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers are honest people." Li Mu nodded and smiled, "If the Marshal wins, you can also order them to do things. If the Marshal doesn't dare to bet, we turn around and leave. Marshal Tianpeng was not the only one. However, at that time, the Buddhist Envoys of the Jing Altar, who used the name of eating, were afraid of losing, so he dared not eat a bite of the food delivered to the door, for fear that it would spread to the Three Realms."

The Bull Demon King timely passed through his contemptuous eyes: "Master Bai, this is a courageous pig, don't talk nonsense with him, just tie him up and give it to the shepherd to cook."

"Lao Niu, first salute and then soldier." Li Mu smiled and said to the bull demon king.

"..." The Bull Demon was speechless.

The Meishan brothers were speechless.

Zhu Bajie's heart trembled, this bastard really wants to hit him!

He looked at Muye Bing intently, his breath was muddy, his feet were heavy, he was just an ordinary person no matter how he looked, and the talking boy and the beauty were not very cultivated.

Among their teams, the ones with the highest cultivation level are his acquaintances, the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers?

Even the dog's cultivation base is higher than that of the cook?

How delicious a mortal can cook, even the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers have conquered it!

impossible?

The main force of this group of guys is definitely not Li Xiaobai, but I'm afraid it's the Bull Demon King, or Brother Meishan...

Is it Erlang God?

But he hasn't argued with the world for hundreds of years, and he has entered Buddhism again. What can Erlang Shen do to find him?

Weird!

Zhu Bajie is puzzled. The most important thing is that he really can't think of the reason for losing.

After taking a deep breath, Zhu Bajie said, "Okay, the old pig is betting with you. Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, old pig my mouth is very awkward, Zhenyuan Daxian's ginseng fruit doesn't taste much. For a while. It’s not tasty, I can say anything, and I won, so don’t deny it, old pig, I have someone behind me."

Can't see clearly, can't see through.

Zhu Bajie decided to go further and see what they wanted to do. After all, he was a person with a card, so there shouldn't be any danger to his life.

"Marshal, please wait a moment." Makino Bing smiled slightly and took out a few eggs from the basket. "The first dish is relatively simple, called omelet."

"It's just an egg." Zhu Bajie said disdainfully, but before he could finish his words, his gaze was attracted.

When Makino ice picked up the egg, it was like a different person.

The egg was in his hand, the egg white and the yolk separated lightly, and even the egg shell fell from the air, drawing a beautiful parabola, as if shining brightly...

The blue flame of the wood fire burned the bottom of the pan. Under his control, the flame seemed to have life. He stirred the yolk of the hand, and the red sauce fell in the sun and fell on the egg skin. It's like a combination of strength and beauty...

Just watching his cooking process, Zhu Bajie's throat couldn't help but began to roll, secreting a lot of saliva, full of expectation for the unheard omelette that was about to fall into the plate.

He has lived for thousands of years, and he has never seen anyone do something like him. It is so gorgeous.

Damn it!

The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers wouldn't really be cooked by him!

Zhu Bajie had such thoughts involuntarily in his heart.

"It's so fragrant!" Zhu Bajie was stunned, and a white plate was already in front of him. On the plate was a slightly trembling ohm egg with golden light, exuding a seductive fragrance.

"Marshal, please enjoy." Makino Bing humbly pushed the plate in front of Zhu Bajie, smiling.

Gudong!

Zhu Bajie glanced at Muye Bing with a weird expression, took the plate without using a spoon, and directly put the omelette on it into his mouth.

"Woo!"

At the moment when Omdan entered, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and all his braids exploded.

At that moment.

He just felt surrounded by countless bubbles.

In his mouth, the ohm egg that he had prepared countless praises and criticisms did not even wait for him to chew, it slowly melted away, went directly into his stomach, disappeared, and left him endless. Aftertaste.

"good to eat!"

As soon as the two words were uttered, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes again, but when he saw Li Mu's narrowed eyes and the axe that Wagyu Demon King put on his neck, he knew he had lost.

Because of a mouthful of eggs, he let go of all his vigilance, and if he can speak against his will, there will be a demon.

"Marshal, you lost." Li Mu waved his hand, and the Bull Demon King retracted his axe in a serene manner.

"Well, I lost." Zhu Bajie nodded.

"One thing." Li Mu raised a finger.

"Yeah." Zhu Bajie pursed his lips, looking expectantly at Mu Yebing, "Come on."

Makino ice smiled and returned to the stove.

Stir-fried vegetables, fish noodles, oden, egg fried rice...

One after another, the dishes that shone with various colors were fried. The pig bajie was full of joy, full of ugliness, and the nature of the wanton releaser. He forgot about the bet, and he looked forward to eating the next food...

It wasn't until Makino Bing used up all the ingredients he brought that Zhu Bajie really recovered. He was disappointed. He looked at Makino Bing, "I lost, I am convinced, you deserve the name of God of Cookery."

"The Marshal lost to us thirty-three things." Li Mu pointed to the plate next to Zhu Bajie and asked with a smile, "Would you like to admit it?"

Zhu Bajie relaxed completely and said with a smile: "I have enjoyed the ultimate beauty of life. I am willing to bet and give up. Just mention anything."

"Marshal, then we are not welcome." Li Mu smiled, "The first thing, for some time in the future, we will stay in Jingtan Temple."

"No problem." Zhu Bajie was taken aback, as if he didn't expect such a simple thing, he looked at the crowd, nodded and agreed, staying overnight, he could just eat.

Li Mu smiled and pointed to Chenxiang: "The second thing is that Chenxiang is the son of the Three Madonnas. You are responsible for teaching him martial arts and martial arts, helping him to split Huashan and saving the Three Madonnas..."