Dream Realizer
Chapter 782 Chaos
"Have you heard? The Bull Demon King was killed, the head was abandoned in the wilderness, and the body was missing."
"It is said that the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother brought the God of Cookery to the world for a flat peach banquet and researched new dishes. The Bull Demon King was slaughtered, and after being selected into the recipe, she was swept away by the God of Cookery and disappeared."
"How come there are fakes? I saw it with my own eyes. The God of Cookery is a woman who looks better than Chang'e. She wears a neat white short skirt. The kitchen knife in her hand is made by the old man with nine-day profound iron and weighs nine thousand six hundred jin. She is all in her body. The cultivation base penetrated the heavens and the earth, and it was much better than Erlang Shen. That day, when she had just gotten off to the earth, she met the Bull Demon King, and when she saw Lie Xinxi, she reprimanded, "Hey, good meat."
After all, holding a kitchen knife, deceived him, a kitchen knife flew up and down, the slaying Bull Demon King's hands were numb, and he was defeated steadily, and finally had to show his true form and desperately. Who knows that the God of Cookery is waiting for this moment, when the Bull Demon King appears The moment it emerged from the original shape, the knife fell in his hand, and a huge bull's head was chopped off like a melon and vegetables..."
"Fragrant, the meat skewers are really fragrant. After the God of Cookery and his party tried the dishes with the Bull Demon King, they discarded a lot of the grilled meat skewers, and I snatched a skewer. I have to say that it is really rare in the Three Realms. The meat skewers, the soul is flying, as if there are many calves licking you, it feels like you don't change it for the Jade Emperor!"
"It is said that when the God of Cookery cooks, the colorful rays of light burst into the sky, and the fragrance rushes to the sky for nine days. The gods in the sky are really delicious..."
"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, chicken tongue, bear paw, donkey blood, wolf heart, snake soup... these are all ingredients that have been included in the cook's menu. If you have these relatives and friends at home, you should hide early, otherwise it will be difficult to meet the cook. Get away..."
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Li Mu led the people to build the Jingtan Temple and cultivate the team's tacit understanding these days.
The murder of the Bull Demon King finally spread in the demon world.
The movement of the Makino Bing Beef Head Meat is so loud that I can't hide it.
What's more, the cattle heads they left were also not cleaned up, and there were still many unfinished meat skewers on the scene.
The fairies did not see the truth, they heard the vague passing from the mouth of the mountain god, and the fragrant kebabs were used as evidence.
A fictitious God of Cookery was fabricated in this way.
The spread was really serious, one by one, adding fuel and jealousy, intensified.
In a short time, a storm was set off in the demon world.
All monsters are in danger.
During the Buddhist Journey to the West, a large number of mortal monsters were cleared. The big monsters with names and surnames were either taken by the gods in the sky or killed by Monkey King. There were not many monsters left.
In just a few thousand years, the monsters that have grown up again have not yet become a climate.
Looking at the meaning of the Queen Mother now, it seems like planning to clean up another wave in the name of God of Cookery...
For a time.
The monsters who heard the rumors sought a place to hide, for fear that the God of Cookery would come to the door and send them to the sky to make dishes for others.
It is also like the Dragon Demon King and Peng Demon King who first bowed to Monkey King, first escaped Yang Jian to manage the weak, and then escaped from the big monsters of Buddhism Journey to the west. fate.
For a flat peach club, the next God of Cookery was specially sent to collect the ingredients. The Queen Mother and Empress deceived people too much...
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Cuiyun Mountain, Bajiao Cave.
Shocking news.
Princess Iron Fan smashed the tea cup on the table, her face was pale, and she clenched her fists hard: "Uncle Flood Demon King, what are you talking about, Lao Niu... Lao Niu was really taken away by the God of Cookery?"
"Sister-in-law, Tuo Luoshan Mountain God saw it with his own eyes." With a pained expression on his face, the Demon King Jiao clapped his hands. The two little monsters carried a tree trunk and placed it in the Banjiao Cave. The trunk was skewered with tender meat on the outside and inside. , Now there are only two pieces left, because after these days, the pieces of meat are already a little black, but the moment they are carried in, the inside of the banana cave is still instantly covered with fragrance.
The moment she saw the meat, Princess Iron Fan's mood collapsed instantly. When she stood up, she couldn't help but shake: "Uncle Flood Demon King, this is..."
"A kebab made from Big Brother Niu's meat." Demon King Jiao lowered his head to prevent Princess Iron Fan from seeing his rolling throat, and sighed, "I was late that day. Big Brother Niu's meat has been divided up. , I killed a jackal demon who was sharing food and snatched this bunch from their mouths. I brought the skull of Brother Niu back and placed it outside the cave. Sister-in-law, Brother Niu was indeed caught by the God of Cookery. Up."
"I haven't come back for hundreds of years, and I have been exposed to such a disaster as soon as I showed up. The one who killed a thousand knives..." Princess Tiefan looked at the meat directly, and tears rolled down her cheeks uncontrollably, "Uncle, Old Niu... is he still alive?"
"Alive." Demon King Jiao nodded, "The mountain god saw him being taken away by the God of Cookery. We are investigating the trace of the God of Cookery these days, Big Brother Niu should have been taken by them to the Jingtan Temple."
"Jingtan Temple?" Princess Iron Fan was stunned, "Zhu Ba Jie's dojo?"
"Yes." The King Jiao said, "When they entered the Jingtan Temple, they never came out again. The little demon who was investigating was afraid to startled the snake and did not dare to approach. However, from the outside, he could smell the fragrance from the direction of the Jingtan Temple from time to time. It is indeed cooking."
"Damn monkeys, we were separated from mother and child for a hundred years and we couldn't see each other for a hundred years. Huoyan Mountain used my banana fan to fan out eight hundred miles of Huoyan Mountain and cut off my worship. Now we have colluded with the God of Cookery, Harm my mate." Princess Iron Fan was furious, "Quit, stop, stop, today I will go all out, fight with him to die, and stir him up and down..."
"Sister-in-law, stay safe and restless." Looking at the impulsive Princess Iron Fan, the Demon King was overjoyed and said, "Monkey Sun has entered Buddhism and studied Buddhism in Mount Emei. He has not appeared in the world for hundreds of years. I am afraid of this matter. It doesn't matter, although it is rumored that the God of Cookery was ordered by the Queen Mother to prepare dishes for the flat peaches.
But Demon King Peng and I think there is something else hidden in this matter. Pantaohui has never had a precedent for cooking with spirits, and Heavenly Court has never had the post of God of Cookery. Besides, the Jade Emperor will let him be one if he can defeat Brother Niu. The cook?Everything about Brother Niu is weird..."
"How do you say?" asked Princess Iron Fan.
"Sister-in-law, we don't think the God of Cookery is from the heavens." The Demon King lowered his voice.
Princess Iron Fan was stunned.
The Flood Demon King sternly said: "This time, I am looking for my sister-in-law. One is to send a message from Big Brother Niu for the sister-in-law; the other is to use the sister-in-law to go to the Jingtan Temple to investigate and find out the God of Food. What kind of character it is. Hong Haier is now Guanyin sitting down, and the God of Cookery doesn't dare not give face..."
After the impulse, Princess Tiefan gradually calmed down. She took a deep look at the Flood Demon King and sat back on the stone bench again: "Uncle, please come back, let me think about this again."
"Sister-in-law, take care." The Demon King's goal was achieved without much nonsense. After saying goodbye to Princess Iron Fan, he turned and left the Bajiao Cave.
Watching the Flood Demon King leave, Princess Iron Fan stood up abruptly, paced back and forth in the cave, and said angrily: "Devil Bull, you really have a group of good brothers. After the accident, you not only don't want to rescue, but also use We children are the first, with eyes and no beads, deserve to be grilled into skewers. It is better to be eaten by others than to let me eat. I will kill you bastard who abandons his wife and children..."
When she walked to the meat, Princess Tiefan paused, suddenly grabbed the blackened meat and bit it down fiercely.
Ok!?
A sound that hadn't been made for hundreds of years came out of her nose unconsciously.
She couldn't help but hugged the piece of meat, buried her head in it, and whispered, "Old cow, this is your meat...devil, huh... I really want to bite you to death..."
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The same scene also happened in Jilei Mountain, the cave house of the jade-faced fox.
The jade-faced fox was more impulsive than Princess Iron Fan, and fainted as soon as he saw the beef devil skewers.
When she woke up, she resolutely closed the Dongfu, carrying a piece of fragrant beef on her back, and embarked on the journey to save her husband, the moment she left.
In the clouds, countless eyes stared at her, ensuring that she made a mistake along the way, and eventually could not find the Jingtan Temple...
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A large piece of roasted beef was placed on the desk of the Jade Emperor.
In the Lingxiao Hall, Zhu Xianjia kept swallowing saliva, resisting the fragrance rushing to his face.
They are immortal gods aloof. They have tasted the jade liquid and delicious delicacies, but they didn't expect to lose their attitude on this piece of barbecue from unknown origin. Why is there such a delicacy in the world?The fragrance alone shakes their hearts.
"Li Jing, where did this thing come from?" The Jade Emperor twisted his long beard, took the opportunity to lick his lower lip, and asked.
"My Majesty, from the lower realm." Li Jing said.
"Of course I know that I came from the lower realm. Wouldn't I know that Heavenly Court has such delicious things?" Jade Emperor's faithful actor played a pedantic role and gave Li Jing angrily. "I want to know how this barbecue is. What's the matter? Who made it?"
Yang Jian's fist hidden behind his back tightened and loosened. He sealed all the guards of the Heavenly Court, and forcibly suppressed the incident of the seven-color light passing through the Nantian Gate. He thought it would be delayed for a while.
But as soon as he entered the High Heaven Hall, the bull devil's meat was already placed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he was instantly caught off guard.
"Niangniang, don't you know?" Li Jing looked at the Queen Mother in confusion and asked in surprise.
"Let you just say it." The Queen Mother patted the table, "What is it like to hesitate?"
"Your Majesty, Empress." Li Jing stunned for a moment, and said with a serious face, "This piece of meat is roasted from the head of the Bull Demon King, made by the God of Cookery. The God of Cookery is said to be the Queen Mother dispatched to the lower realms to go to the mortal world to collect ingredients for the Pan Peach Club. Enjoy..."
"The God of Cookery?" The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the Queen Mother, "When did the Heavenly Court have a God of Cookery?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know." The Queen Mother said, she slapped the table heavily and shouted, "Li Jing, when will there be a God of Cookery in the Heavenly Court, you can tell me clearly what is going on?"
"The lady doesn't know, and the minister doesn't even know." Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, the meat was found during the inspection of Liuding Liujia, and it was sent to heaven..."
"Then declare six tiers and six tiers." The Queen Mother said angrily, "I want to see if someone pretends to be my will in the lower realm and commits evil actions in the lower realm, and is even calling himself the God of Cookery. It's just the opposite."
moment.
The God of Jiazi sent Wang Wenqing into the hall. After clarifying the situation, he killed the Bull Demon King by the God of Eater and made it into meat skewers. All the rumors of the demon world were told.
"Is there such a thing?" After hearing this, the Jade Emperor laughed loudly, "Manny, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about this matter. I captured the Bull Demon King alive and even roasted him. This God of Cookery is also a wonderful person. I heard This piece of meat is indeed very fragrant, and my gluttons are all hooked up. Why don’t we make mistakes, we will send a will, call the God of Cookery to heaven, sing fake dramas, give him a God of Cookery, and let your Pantao meet Change into tricks and give the immortal world a different flat peach society..."
"Your Majesty said quite true." The Queen Mother said with a smile, "If his craftsmanship passes the test, it is not impossible to give him a God of Cookery. However, the God of Cookery can capture the Bull Demon King alive, and I am afraid that he will not be willing to be a cook, concubine. I thought that this matter has to be discussed in the long term..."
"The empress is too careful. If the combat power is really as exaggerated as the legend, then another reward will be granted." The Jade Emperor shook his head disapprovingly, and stretched out his hand, "Let me try his craft first?"
As he said, he tore off a piece of barbecue and handed it to the Queen Mother first, "Manny, you can try it too."
The Jade Emperor didn’t take the God of Cookery matter seriously, and Yang Jian put his heart in his stomach, but turned his head to see that the Jade Emperor was actually going to eat barbecue in front of the heavenly court officials. He was shocked and hurriedly stopped: " Your Majesty, no."
"What's wrong?" Jade Emperor frowned.
"Your Majesty, the origin of the barbecue is unknown. It would be bad if something happens to you." Yang Jian anxiously, "The minister thought it would be safer to find someone to try the food first."
"The Judicial God said that the minister is willing to try dishes for your Majesty." Nezha's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up, looking at the barbecue piece eagerly.
"The old minister is also willing to try dishes for your majesty." Old God Taibaijinxing said.
"The minister begs to try dishes for your majesty." Xu Tianshi also stood up, having to say that the aroma was too tempting, and they couldn't help it.
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"What kind of dish to try?" The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking. Yang Jian, you are troubled. This barbecue is not specially given to me. What poison can I add? What's more, I am. The body of myriad tribulations, how can you be afraid of any poison that makes people laugh. Just a piece of meat, you try a bite, he tries a bite, what else is left, don't let me eat it, I want to eat it for you..."
Finished.
The Jade Emperor tore off a piece of meat without hesitation and stuffed it into his mouth.
then.
Under the eyes of everyone, the Jade Emperor suddenly floated with a happy face: "...cow...many cows are flying in the sky...I want to ride a cow..."
The Queen Mother's face changed drastically, and Fei also threw the beef in her hand aside.
The immortals who were vying to try the dishes just now were dumbfounded, looking at the floating Jade Emperor, all of them were dumbfounded, no way, really poisonous!
Yang Jian closed his eyes in pain, and it's over, Li Xiaobai, I can't keep you!
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Jingtan Temple.
The Piandian was sorted out by everyone and turned into a research room.
When Li Mu and the two returned to the side hall, everyone stood up to greet him, Feng Gongzi's hard-core words and the law re-established their status.
At that time.
Chen Xiang was observing his saliva with a microscope under the guidance of Dr. Banner. He raised his head when he heard the movement, his eyes were blank and his face was not very good.Obviously, the substance contained in the saliva gave him a lot of stimulation. Listening to people and witnessing with his own eyes are two concepts.