Dream Realizer
794 What to do if the enemy invites you to dinner
When Li Jing spoke.
Nezha looked at the Jingtan Temple below with great interest, the legendary Bull Demon King who was made into dishes, the four princesses of the East China Sea, the Fairy Baihua, the messenger of the Jingtan...
Such a group of people who couldn't beat it was actually organized by the God of Cookery, and there were also this chain of Jingtan Temple, and the wreckage of the plane that he had never seen.
If there are no ghosts, it would be strange.
prior to.
He thinks that the Jade Emperor has made a big fuss and there is no room for others. Now he doesn't think so.
Maybe, this time I really caught a big fish.
Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels, holding a fire-tip spear, and staring at the God of Cookery who was dressed like his, his fighting spirit was boiling.
If it were not to solve the problem of the Buddhist Envoy of the Altar, he would have long waited to rush down and fight the God of Cookery with the swordsman!
There hasn't been such a powerful monster in the Lower Realm for hundreds of years. If you don't find someone to practice, his flintlock spear will rust!
...
Zhu Bajie was about to speak but was cut off by Li Mu. He raised his head and looked at Li Jing in the sky and asked: "Li Tianwang, dare you ask us what crime we have committed? The Jade Emperor wants to take us?"
"Causes the world." Li Jing was already prepared to say something, but what else can I say, I can't say that the Jade Emperor ate barbecue, and the result was ashamed and angry!
"King of heaven, since I came out of the mountain, I have been doing my duty and have never disturbed the people." Li Mu smiled, "Troubled the king to point out that the people in which county and government have been messed up by us? So that I can confess guilt willingly. !"
"You rely on magical powers and instigate flying magic weapons to sway the market, which is disturbing the people." Li Tianwang didn't change his face, he looked at the Bull Demon and the others behind Li Mu, "It is trouble to make evildoers. It is right and wrong. You wait for the sophistry, and you will not rush with me, and escort me to the Heavenly Court, waiting to be sent."
Hidden in the dark, Yang Jianqi sneered, shook his head in disdain, and could not help contemptuously in his eyes when he looked at Li Mu.
...
It's really unreasonable!
Li Mu sighed secretly and looked around: "Who is the enchantment that Li Tianwang refers to? Fairy Baihua? Or is it the messenger of Jingtan? Or the four princesses of the East China Sea?"
Li Jing frowned and said, "Naturally it is the Bull Demon King and a bunch of little monsters on the ground."
"That's wrong." Li Mu smiled, "King of Heaven, since you led your troops to arrest us, you should naturally understand that they are just a dish I captured. At that time, we arrested the Bull Demon King. I've seen it all, and I will know the matter as soon as I check it out. Let me ask, who will be with the food that I imported? Li Tianwang arrested people for this reason, and I am afraid that I will laugh at others' teeth!
"..." The Bull Demon King was stunned. He didn't expect Li Xiaobai to say that. He couldn't help but trembled. You are the vegetable, and your whole family is the vegetable!
Didn’t it mean that I asked Lao Tzu to analyze Xianshu?
At the beginning, I laughed at us for being timid, but when I met Li Jing, I changed my mind. It turns out that you Li Xiaobai is also a bully!
"The king of heaven, the people regard food as the heaven, and turn the monsters that linger in the mortal world into food for the benefit of the world. Speaking in detail, the heaven should still praise us!" Li Mu smiled and continued, "If we really make evildoers, With the skills of the Bull Demon King, seeing you lead your troops to encircle and suppress, how can you only dare not move, I am afraid that you would have rushed to kill you to turn upside down in order to survive."
"..." Li Jing was stunned.
There was a squeak in the Bull Demon King's heart, and suddenly a bad premonition was born, damn, Li Xiaobai's shirk that night was hated by Li Xiaobai.
Li Mu looked back at the Bull Demon King and suddenly said, "Heaven, to prove that I am sincere, how about I invite you to dinner?"
The voice did not fall.
Makino ice's hand is already on the shoulder of the bull devil.
The Bull Demon was shocked: "Li Xiaobai, you..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
next moment.
A big white cow of more than a thousand meters appeared out of thin air, covering a large area of Jingtan Temple.
Makino ice, holding a kitchen knife, flew up, and in front of the fifty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals who were familiar with the road, used the technique of loosing the oxen.
The sudden scene stunned everyone.
"This..." Yang Jian, who was hiding in the dark, was dumbfounded, his head couldn't turn around a bit, what kind of a thing is this?
Just now, isn't the Bull Demon still having dinner with you happily?
Isn't he your comrade-in-arms?
Why turn your head to eat it in front of the enemy?
this way.
Who would dare to give you his life in the future?
"Master, Li Xiaobai is a lunatic, don't provoke him." The black hairs all over the snarling dog exploded and said tremblingly, "If you want me to say, give him agarwood, then grab him, the next step Maybe it's me who is being stewed!"
"..." Yang Jian gave a sudden shock, as if he understood Li Xiaobai's intentions.
...
The four princesses and Zhu Bajie were pale and trembling, and they reminded Li Xiaobai that night when they were able to fight against tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers!
I'm afraid that at that time, Li Xiaobai will kill them!
"The hearts of the people are united, and the mountains are moving. It is very easy for all of us to move our hearts together. It is still easy to lift the roof. The premise is that everyone is broken and not left for themselves..."
"If anyone dares to attack our brothers, it will be a big deal, and our brothers will go to the Jade Emperor and wipe out your group of rebellious evildoers..."
What Li Xiaobai said rushed to their hearts, and at the time they thought he was just talking.
did not expect……
He actually did that!
But, they haven't done anything yet?
Is this the price of retreat?
Looking at the bull devil who was cut open with one knife.
The intestines of Fairy Baihua, Bajie Zhu, and the Four Princesses of the East China Sea are all ruined. I knew Li Xiaobai was so cruel.
What worries them the most is that the pot for boiling meat for a while was made by the Bull Demon himself!
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sky.
The banner stops, the drum goes out!
Fifty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals watched Muye freeze the cattle together, silently.
What if the enemy invites you to dinner on the battlefield?
Should I take a knife or chopsticks next?
Li Jing swallowed, and reached out his hand to wipe the non-existent sweat on his forehead: "Nezha, do we really misunderstand God of Cookery?"
Nezha pursed his lower lip and squatted: "I don't know either! Dad, there must be a ghost in it, but I can't tell you exactly where there is a problem! I only want to ask my father one thing now. When the beef is cooked, should we eat it or beat it?"
Li Jing looked blank, and muttered: "Yes! Eat or fight?"
Nezha: "Father, what am I asking you?"
Li Jing came back to his senses: "I don't know, I have never met such an opponent on the battlefield! Moreover, he killed the Bull Demon King, and I couldn't find a reason to catch him for a while. Oh! I can’t really tell the Jade Emperor’s meat eating! Don’t catch them, the Jade Emperor’s business is not easy!”
Nezha was silent for a moment, and said, "Father, or else! Let's eat first and then fight!"
Li Jing: "I can't explain it!"
Nezha swallowed his saliva and said, "Father, do you remember the Jade Emperor's behavior after eating the meat? After we ate the meat, we said that the food was poisoned, that he murdered the great court official, and arrested him and asked him guilty..."