Dungeon Defense (WN)

“Sir, I need you to review the report. ”

Thud, and the young man put down a bunch of papers.

Looking at the mountain of paper piled up on the desk, the woman frowns. I was about to read a funny comic book. The protagonist who has been toying with women all the time has been turned into a woman for some reason, and on the contrary, I was just reading the most exciting and thrilling scene in the comic book.

The one that the woman hated the most in the world was the one who interrupted her reading the cartoon. The second thing I hated was the man who gave me a job. Coincidentally, the young man in front of him met both conditions. So the woman crouched her face like the Four Thousand Kings at a time.

“Ahh? You want to snore in the Chamber of Assassins? ”

It was not hard to stare at the young man.

“Ahh... ”

The blonde boy sighed.

“It's a very hard report, this. ”

“Whether you work hard to build a tower or spread poop, there's no duty for me to take care of it. You want me to pour pink paint on your head? Well, then maybe you can do something about your gray, white brain stem, Ang? ”

“Senior, if you don't take care of the deadline..." ”

The woman covers the comic book.

“Ha, yoga. Look at you. You set a deadline? What time did you leave your mother's womb? When the cubs ripen, everything flourishes, so if they're not on time, they won't even be able to stand up. If it's such a good day, I'll make sure you're screwed. Huh? I was wondering when your baby's due date was, so how have you been living and breathing? How's your face? I was wondering, personally, if I have one or two of your balls, would you mind if I checked for myself? Aww?”

The young man thought to himself,

Scary.

The woman was a beauty. The black-haired woman insists that she not only has hair, but she is quite luxurious. Take care of her. I wore a gray hoodie to my work hours, but it was all over her body, so I didn't envy the queen's dress. Since such a beauty is a calf, it was hard to get used to the idea of mastering humiliation.

"Oh, I won't back down today! ’

The young man swallowed the saliva. Even though he is a skilled person because of his personality, he will be pushed away from the center, but he will be demoted to the outskirts of the village.

Usually by now, he would have apologized for interrupting his reading and then left, but I wanted to see the battle today.

“Commander! When are you going to look at the report, then? ”

“I don't know. When did your mother give birth to you, you ungodly bastard? I'll read some books, and then I'll think about it, so just zip it up in your mouth and stay in that corner. ”

“I'll read and think about it yesterday, I'll read and think about it, I told you I'll read and think about it yesterday! How long do I have to read all his books? ”

The woman answered coldly.

“Until the day I lost my comic book to read. ”

“No, comics are new every month……. ”

“Then let's read until the cartoonist disappears. ”

“Do you even want to work!? ”

“Nothing. So don't make me do anything. ”

It was clear. His boss was an unthinkable piece of junk. If I drowned in the sea in front of Incheon, I must have spit it out because the sea was frightened. If you throw it into space, the galaxy will run all the way to Andromeda, leaving Earth alone in horror...

Upon realizing that, the young man seemed to be heartbroken. Once upon a time, I prided myself on being a woman's boss. But now it's just a matter of resignation and disappointment. If I had not been prepared to sacrifice my body for the environment of the earth and the universe, I would have been hanged by the neck of the whole body. But why do I have to sacrifice? …… the young man had already consulted tens of millions of times, but he couldn't know. One thing was clear. You're the only one who can beat this rotten boss's ass, whether it's God's prank or fate.

A young man snatched a comic book off his desk. She, uh, opened her mouth.

“The comic book is confiscated until you read the report! ”

“ ……. ”

The woman stared at the young man. The young man also did not avoid looking. You hold the comic book in the air and don't move.

It's been a while.

“Good.”

And the woman said,

“I'll take care of it.”

“I mean it! ”

The young man's eyes opened wide because he couldn't believe his success. I was moved at the same time. If I was intelligent, I was impressed. Even though she was a human garbage and a salarywoman and a salaryman, there were no trees that were not cut down ten times or a hundred times.

“Thank you, sir! I hope someday the director will recognize my sincerity... ”

“If you don't do something, you'll die. Really.”

“ ……. ”

It was a problem because it seemed like the tree was going to crush the woodcutter as it came over.

The woman's posture is corrected. I glued my butt to the chair and straightened my lower back. She pulls her head slightly, and hands you a piece of paper with both hands.

It didn't take me five seconds to hand over a single document in the first place. However, the slower the page went, the more he stayed on one side for more than five minutes. The young man stood in front of the desk so that if the woman asked him a question, he could answer it immediately.

Thirty minutes have passed.

“…… hmm. ”

The woman looked at the last chapter. She glanced at the young man with shrewd eyes.

“I hope the life expectancy increases. ”

“Thank you."

“I never thought I'd be so successful using my acting skills. ”

The woman threw a bunch of papers on the desk. and leaned back against the chair. With an obtuse angle to almost lie on. The woman continued to look up as if something interesting had been attached to the white and dull ceiling. The young man also knew that it was deep in his mind.

“How long have you been watching? ”

“Since the tutorial. Since then, this player has been incredibly efficient at harnessing their own features. ”

“I thought you were dead. ”

The woman kept her mouth shut. After a while,

“I've always liked horses. ”

After saying that, I closed my mouth again. The young man waited quietly. However, after twenty minutes of the woman staring at the ceiling, the young man was in a hurry.

He said.

“There's a real possibility. This player deserves to be ranked high enough. That's exactly what our branch is doing. ”

“ ……. ”

“No matter how hard you send it, it doesn't mean you don't have aftercare. No, you have to be more considerate. Just tell me, and I'll let you know what I need. I am confident that points will not fall. ”

“No.”

The woman shakes her head.

“Sir!"

“Don't get me wrong. I found your report interesting. ”

“Yes? But why.... ”

She glanced at the young man.

“Don't give me any information. Even the smallest amount of information. The fact that we are in contact with players decreases points. I will prohibit any further discounts on this player's points. Don't interfere at all. Leave it alone."

“Yes, yes? ”

“The difficulty is now in frenzy mode. Hmm. Is there anything more difficult to try? ”

When the woman crooked her chin and tried to think, the young man was embarrassed and said,

“Hey, boss. I don't really understand. Why don't you give us a little bit of information? ”

“You don't understand a word. You leave 10 points as soon as you make contact to provide information. ”

“…… it's only 10 points. ”

“Oh, Bob. ”

She sighs.

“Do you know what the score difference is between the top player of all time and the second player? 132 points. 132 points. You say you'll give me at least some information, and once you start intervening, 100 points will fly away. ”

“But that's, like, the real top players. It's not a big deal in a thousand anyways... ”

The young man gasps as if he realized something while talking.

“Wait, you don't think this player is the Hundred Percent? ”

“Are you crazy?"

The woman smiles.

“If you do well, you will also receive ten powers. This is why you can't. I've written all my papers, but I can't figure out what kind of player I am. ”

“Huff. Poetry, ten prestige!? ”

The woman stood up and touched the young man's cheek.

“It's obvious what you think. Hey, you know why he didn't ask Pymon for a felony? ”

“That's it...... Isn't it because Pymon is so pitiful? ”

“What? Compassion? ”

The woman opens her eyes wide and grabs her belly button and smiles. I almost fell off the chair with a smile on my face.

“Kuhahaha! Compassion! Huhaha, how pitiful! ”

She laughs for a long time.

He blushed because he thought the young man had been insulted. He asked again, a little busy.

“Woo. What is it, then? ”

“High, Buddha's grandfather came, but there was no way to save him. You don't know shit about sickles, just like you. Hey, what's he got against Pymon? Pride? Monetary reward? There's something far more valuable next to it. The support of the High Demon King. You'd better get your pride up and get your reward. But who would look at the Demon King who gave the Demon King a good look? I'm glad we didn't get sidetracked by the Demon Kings. ”

“Are you saying it's all calculated? ”

“Of course.”

The young man's face was unconvincing.

“I don't think players are that calculating. Look at Jack Orland. You could have killed him, but you didn't. ”

“Speak plainly. I didn't kill him because he was a loose cannon whether I killed him or not. ”

The woman's smile darkened.

“Don't judge a human by its appearance. Just because he didn't kill someone, does that mean he's a good guy? Killing a man means he's evil? Psychology. Read human psychology in the deepest sense. ”

“But look. The next time Jack died, the player was clearly sad! ”

“If you die, I'll be sad, too. ”

The young man tilted his head. Immediately, the young man blushed his face, thinking that she had expressed her affection for him.

“Oh, yeah? ”

“But if you have to kill, kill. Without hesitation. ”

She smiles.

“ ……. ”

“Character is colorful. It may not look like much of a sari, but it's done inside him. Anybody would. Ahh, it's been a long time. Compassion? Huh-huh. I'm sitting here with a pouting baby fly. ”

The woman looks up at the ceiling again.

“This is why Humans are fun. It generally shows the possibility of being boring, but rarely even thinking about it. That's what you bet on. You dare to talk to me about the system of Dungeon Attack, and I thought it was more than I thought... Hey, put up everything you can to increase the difficulty. ”

“Well, sir? It doesn't have to be. It's in Lunatic Mode. ”

“He can do it. ”

She insisted.

“My eyes must be. It's his.”

“Then there's a higher chance of hostile relationships, too many events. Well, the affection with people you've already met won't change, but... ”

“It's gonna be tight. What's the big deal? You want me to take a shower in the Jordan? ”

“Hah. Got it. ”

The young man returned to his seat and knocked on the computer keyboard. to raise the difficulty.

He apologizes to the player inside. Sorry, I liked you, so I thought I'd loosen up a little, but I put the load away. But it was a force majeure.Please forgive me....

The young man raised his head after finishing his work. The woman sets her feet on her desk and explores the comic book in the most comfortable position in the world. The young man raised his voice because he thought he was working hard like this.

“Another comic book? Please stop reading. ”

“I read comics when I'm bored. ”

“You always read comics! ”

“I see.”

After that, the woman adds nothing.

I just followed to lift my mouth slightly.