Dungeon Defense (WN)

Whether she took it out or not, the card was unexpected.

“There are several Goblin districts in the vicinity of our Democratic Castle. We need to use those Goblin villages. ”

“You're using the Goblin colony as an army? ”

I was somewhat surprised and asked again. I was really surprised this time. After the conversation started, Laura stabbed the point where I didn't think it through.

There are definitely Goblin villages nearby. Before I went on vacation to Nibbleheim, I returned to the Human Village worrying about the invasion while I was away. What I gave for the dough was' Goblins will not attack the village anymore. '

I frowned.

“Laura. It's almost impossible to use untreated monsters in the army. It's true that they are essentially favoring me as the Demon King. But I doubt they'd give their lives for me, like the monsters under my command. ”

“Just because you're a vigilante doesn't mean you give your life for adventurers. ”

“Hmm.”

The reason a vigilante joined the Adventure Party is not because he is loyal to something. They're after their own interests. If it benefits the Goblins like that, the Goblins will also participate in the battle. ― Laura was saying that.

“The Lord has forbidden human hunting in the Goblin quarter. To bring the human village to our side. There's a simple logic to it. You can hunt as many Human villages as you want when you return to the enemy. ”

“Hunting and war are a whole different level of problems. We can't force the Goblins to go to war just because they allow us to hunt. ”

Laura shakes her head.

“The premise was wrong. ”

“A premise?”

I asked interestingly.

“What premise is wrong? ”

“Why do you think we should force war on monsters? Lord, this is a girl's motto. The Lord is too kind to monsters. Just now, the master thought he was going to fight monsters for a while. What a horrible mistake. ”

Laura points at a fairy sitting on my shoulder.

“Don't take this the wrong way. Monsters are not your pets! Monsters are inherently ferocious predators like Humans.They are warriors who jump into battle whenever it suits them. ”

Her work digs deep into the brain.

Unexpectedly, I recalled the advice Laffith gave me at the old slave auction house. I was angry when I saw Humans doing what they wanted to do. Then Laffith said.

‘Too much empathy is not wise. It's not appropriate for the king to share his or her understanding, the judgment of a court judge. ’

‘The king must understand but judge. ”

I thought I had accepted it enough. But did I still have a habit of thinking monsters are on my side?

“You can bet. The Goblins will voluntarily participate in the war even if we volunteer not to. Lord, please calm down. In the long term edition of war, both human and monster, there is only one word. ”

I admit Laura was right a hundred times.

One corner of my mind, Enga looked at the monster with a clear look. I just wanted to tear the villages apart so that the seventy adventurers could perish. I had never considered using monsters.

But I was happier than ashamed.

‘The role of a bookkeeper is to supplement what the monarch has overlooked. ’

I didn't think I was going to do everything anyway. If I did, I wouldn't have recruited Laura in the first place. I was a more insecure kind of human being than I was confident about myself. Laura was filling that anxiety right now.

“Lord.”

Laura's green eyes are straight ahead. I was pushing for an answer.

“... Let's assume you're using a Goblin section. What benefits will move them? ”

“It's simple, too. ”

Laura said without hesitation for a second.

“Humans and monsters look bigger than others. ”

* * *

An orderly, densely grown forest. The young chief, Parsi, hurls his staff at the bush and goes forward. Every time the skin touches the twigs of a tree or the edges of a sharp grass, Parsi spits out an insult.

“Oh, Emperor Hall. You fucking bugs! ”

He looks at me. It adheres to your forehead as if your forehead were thick.

“Sir! Please, let me ask you something. ”

“Ask questions. ”

“Why me? ”

I said, comfortably following the path Parsi set clear.

“You are the youngest and the strongest. You can't use an Elder as a guide. ”

“Then you can pick any hunter in town.... ”

“And I like you quite well. ”

“Eg."

Parsi hated it.

But that was it. He shudders his cane to make sure he has nothing else to say. He was ashamed of everything he wanted to say directly to others, but when he heard a word he had been honest with himself.

“Cute.”

“Ear, cute? Did you say cute, just now? ”

Parsi is colourful. She jumps up and down. He acted like a mountain boy. It made me laugh again. I couldn't help but be glad when I saw someone who showed up boldly like Parsi.

“Ah. I don't know about you, but you're pretty cute. ”

“Fuck! My mother never said I was cute! Are your eyes open? You said you didn't have them, but now that you've told me, I can't believe you have them! ”

Huff, and Parsi shrugs.

“By any chance... is that your preference, sir? ”

“Your taste? ”

“Why would a man like...... a man like that? ”

Ugh.

I stared at Parsi with my pathetic eyes. Then he scratched his back.

“Huh, hum. I'm glad you didn't. I was just wondering. ”

“Rest assured, even if I were a man of color, I wouldn't go after your back hole. ”

“Back hole? What do you mean back hole? ”

I only knew that this mountain bone boy was a man, and it seemed like he was unaware of how a man's color would be made.

I smiled.

“If two men are willing to love each other sincerely and sincerely.... ”

I detailed my intellectual mission of informing others of the unknowns and my consideration for mountain bone youth. My descriptions were specific and delicate because I had been diligently studying gender education at the university. Honestly, it's not as selfish as this. I had only a purely intelligent mission and consideration.

The more I explained, the more Parsi's complexion became blurry.

“Well, I can't! ”

He shouts with almost falling asleep. It was like a five-year-old boy who first realized that a woman had no penis.

“So, now, I mean, we're going through with it, you know!? ”

“Just to be clear, the anal.... ”

“Enough! Gmaaan! ”

Parsi screams, his palms blocking his earholes. The reaction was that he was a male bachelor. You're so arrogant, you haven't even tasted a girl yet. It looked even cuter.

“Please don't use such vulgar words! ”

“I don't know about you, but I've heard stories that really excite me. ”

“I don't want to believe it! My common sense, common sense! ”

“Common sense is to be broken. ”

I said it cool.

“Young man, open your eyes to the new world. ”

“I hate that world! ”

A simple young man's scream echoes through the green forest. When I told the story, I found out that this fur was only 16 years old. Laura and I shared a tremendous amount of presbyopia.

There was plenty of green in the forest. It rained a few days ago, and the green was terrifying. There was no moss, and there was no tree that covered my body with leaves. Whether it was trying to hold on to the summer that was coming to an end, the forest became more persistent and green. It was spring that came into this world, but the summer was already ending.

─ Ker-dub, Ker-dub.

─ Ker-dub.

Numerous steps behind us have followed.

“My gosh. ”

Maybe he's trying to get the conversation somewhere else. Farsi glances behind us.

“I never thought I'd be siding with a goblin my whole life. ”

About a hundred Goblins.

The battalion was following us in two lines. Goblins pinched some pretty primitive weapons, like axes and stone spears. What was unusual was that there were many dialysis soldiers. While trembling, he shot a rabbit or falcon while marching. By the way, the weapon I carried was a bolt. It must be the most luxurious weapon here.

I was joking.

“I don't know how to fight with that. ”

Parsi protested with an impression.

“What do you mean? I don't want to be afraid of other Goblins, but I don't want to be afraid of those who sell rope. ”

“How strong can a rock be when it's strong? ”

“Sir, you don't know the taste of stone. The scariest thing in the world is stone. If that thing hits, no matter how tough he is, he won't get fed up without going to the highway. ”

I wanted to. To be honest, it was hard to imagine that the masonry would be so powerful, but Parsi said it fairly, so he just walked away. If Parsi's advice is correct, the battle will be profitable. I hope the Goblin dialysis soldiers will dispense because there is nothing harmful.

After leaving the army, the march of a hundred Goblins was spectacular.

“It feels strange to be on the side of monsters. ”

“Scared?”

“You're weirder than scary. ”

Farsi twists his mouth as if he didn't deserve it.

“Who would believe that humans and monsters fight alongside each other? You'll hear the bruises to stop the delusions. Honestly, I still can't believe it. ”

Delusions.

I wiped the sweat off my forehead. There are two kinds of people in the world who seriously discuss delusions. One is a revolutionary and the other a fool. So far, I've encountered both types. Jack was the latter. He's dead.

“Who's coming? ”

Farsi said he was pointing behind me. Turns around, Laura is running back on her donkey. She passes by a group of Goblins and arrives at me shortly.

Laura was graceful in front of me.

“Lord.”

Her riding technique seemed to have reached its limit, even to my knowledge. The problem was that the ride was too extravagant compared to the skill. The inscription did not cover the brush, but the donkey was too much.

Laura fell at my feet, not caring at all about such things. The fairies that were flying around her came to me.

“There are no Goblin tribes who have left their ranks. ”

Laura used a shark. He said there was a Parsi beside him. I also thought the construction should be clearly distinguished, so her respect was a little awkward, but it wasn't.

“Well done. Farsi, how much further to town?" ”

“Huh? Oh, we don't have much time. ”

Parsi, who was obsessed with Laura's face, replies fearlessly. I lived in the mountain valley and saw the peacock's beauty, and I was out of my mind.

“Well, you're about a mile from the ceremony. ”

“Good, Laura. Make this your last report. ”

I patted her on the shoulder.

“From now on, march beside the package. ”

“Respect.”

I ordered the Goblin troops to march quietly. As Parsi had predicted, the path of the forest ended shortly after.

A man from afar was surprised to see us. You appear to be a woodcutter. He screams for you to leave the sky and throws you off the cliff. You are too far away to shoot with a bolt or stone thrower.

“The raid went over the water. Would that be okay?”

“No worries.”

What am I supposed to do now that all this shit is getting ready? We went straight to the front of town.