Dungeon Defense (WN)

At the time of Crosel's death in sequence 49. Twelve countries in the human world have spent as much time vigorously as ever.

A domed conference building with high ceilings.

Right now, this place is a mess. The nobles' faces froze. They only didn't pick up on me, but they were pouring out insults on the other side. All of them were the highest-ranking midshipman in the empire, but there was no face.

Today, they faced a setback with the military. The Imperial Court demanded that foreign mercenaries hired by the imperial court be disbanded immediately. The Phantom said, "It's a very troublesome matter." This translated into everyday language and had the meaning to “fuck you."

In this regard, the Empress answered, "What a pity," and she was able to translate roughly, “Then fuck off, you bastards." Of course, the military agenda exploded beautifully in the air. The nobles shouted at each other now, essentially a remnant of the spectacular fireworks.

“Your wife has no tits! ”

“What nonsense? My wife has great tits, ten times better tits than your wife. Your wife is the one with the ugly spots on her ass. ”

“What?"

The noble with the mustache frowns.

“How do you know that? ”

Then the fat nobleman said,

“Because I saw it with my own eyes. Not only did I see it with my own eyes, I touched it with my own hands, but I licked it with my tongue as well. She was a terrible woman, to be honest! I've always had a hard time understanding how a lousy man like you gets to have a sacred marriage, and I see your wife, and I get curious about that. It's a natural relationship.”

The fat nobleman grunts and nods. The noble with the mustache has a blurry complexion. I wonder why she hasn't been scratching her branches lately, but there was a bull breeze leaking in the back hole...?

“Even your wife wasn't very good. Big breasts, but that was it. I just said breasts were big, not faces. Besides, there were no cows who weighed so much weight. He kissed me so hard that he wouldn't rest, and I almost died. ”

A third party, a bald nobleman, intervened. He belongs to the same faction as the nobleman with the mustache. When the fact that his wife cheated on him became public, the nobleman with the mustache became distracted, and the nobleman with baldness was worse than the nobleman.

“Z, are you insulting my wife? ”

The fat nobleman's nostrils flutter. The bald nobleman shrugs.

“Why? You insulted his wife, too. ”

“I challenge you to a duel! ”

“Good.”

The bald nobleman nods.

“But you have to fight him first. That's the order I think it should be. ”

The princess who was seated at the table looked at all of these views. No, I wasn't looking. She covers her face with her hands.

Elizabeth Atanasia Evatrier von Habsburg. She was already an Earl, called a genius who was 16 years old, and hailed as the hope of the Habsburg Empire. The silver-haired princess was still desperate for a blessing....

Those nobles were the top brains leading the Habsburg Empire. Since I was a child, all of the best educated talents were graduated. In other words, they were the "best" of the Habsburg Empire. It's not a nightmare.

The Imperial Summit arrived at the entrance point.

“No...... Fighting two people at once is cowardly. ”

“Being a coward doesn't matter. I like to be told I'm a coward. Honestly, every time I hear you're a coward, I get a little nervous around the nipples. ”

“Oh my God, this is horrible.... I can't believe that bald-headed prick is a mathematical pervert. ”

Then the bald nobleman shouted.

“Don't insult Physics ―! ”

The nobles who were chattering and chattering around me were furious. They look at the bald nobleman. The bald nobleman was famous for his inauspicious remarks, but he was never angry. Fat nobles were also surprised. He stammers.

“W-what does that mean for me to have the same status? ”

“You're the one with the bad tone! ”

The bald nobleman rises in red.

“You can insult me. You can insult my wife. But I can't stand to insult the aesthetic! ”

“Hello... Are you crazy?" Physical education... It's all perverted! ”

The nobles around you nod. The empress nodded her head. Physics is perverted, and there was no argument. The fat nobleman said vigorously that he had gained confidence in the grand union of the miracles.

“Enjoying being hit by someone else and feeling sexually, what else is it, if not a pervert? I'd rather play with someone else's wife like that fatso. No, there's at least a romantic way to play with someone else's wife! Physics is just a pervert! ”

The nobles nod again. There was nothing to hide from the Crown Princess this time. The reason was simple: they belonged to one party in that they shared their wives. They were noble men, and hunting other people's wives was considered to be a noble man's entertainment.

“Hmph.”

The bald nobleman doesn't die. He snorted and said.

“Romance? It's ridiculous. You don't even know the romantic. I have no idea what true romance is! You think you have a romantic life built on childish pranks and things like that. ”

The nobles murmur. Their expressions are extremely unpleasant. They could perhaps forgive their political beliefs for being wronged, but they could never tolerate being wronged for their sexual romance.

“Get him out! ”

“How dare you mock the High Council of the Habsburg Empire! ”

“I must sue you for contempt of the Empire! ”

There was shouting everywhere. They raise their heads and turn their necks red. In this vast domed building, only one Princess Elizabeth is bowing her head down gradually. Making fun of the High Council of the Habsburg Empire is not just about bald nobles, it's about all of you, you horny bastards…….

Of course, the Empress was an exception. The vast majority shouted at the top of the nobleman's scalp right away. From the point of view of the bald nobleman, he was no more than Socrates, who went to preach the truth in Athens. The bald aristocrat felt himself as the guardian of the truth, giving a clear look without a doubt.

“Physicality, I declare, is the pinnacle of sexual romance. Infidelity, in comparison, is a truly vulgar act beyond the bottom of sexual romance. Fools! There's a great significance to unfaithfulness that only destroys the laws of society. There's no love there. ”

The bald nobleman grabs a burning hand.

“Yes, it is love. The unfaithfulness is full of selfishness that is mistaken for love. What about physics, on the other hand? Physics requires a partner who first teaches sadism to enjoy it. A sadistic partner who willingly beats me, ties me up, and tramples me. Such a partner is really rare and precious…… Next, consider the most fundamental act of physics: tying. Imagine my hands tied with a rope right now! ”

He cries out earnestly. In fact, he bowed.

“I can't do anything...... My heart is full! Yeah, it's just that my heart is so full of fear. How dare someone else tie me up and let me go...... I can't help but wonder about that horror! to allow this. Demonstrate complete trust with others. No, we trust each other! This is what physics is all about! ”

The nobles stare at each other in horror. Controversy is more plausible than I thought. They start listening to the bald nobleman. He was awake.

“Everyone has a desire to be bullied. Everyone wants someone else to conquer them, and there's a little bit of desire to mess themselves up... Isn't that right, hypocrites? ”

That's right. The nobles of Habsburg nod more honestly about sexual desire than anyone else. By the way, sometimes I wish someone would stick me behind like an animal, feeling the weight all over me... … and one Earl muttered with a dazzling glance. The baron next to me was appalled.

“Why do we rejoice in respecting the law? Why do we listen to the joy of conscience when we follow ethics? If we don't all have sadistic and philosophical nature, why would we do that? I hereby declare you solemnly. Like every ethics has a little bit of ethics, every physics has a little bit of ethics. The user listens to the target's desperate behavior and is willing to spank the target's butt. What if this is not love and respect! ”

The fat nobleman squats.

“Y-you can't...... mean I was thinking wrong? Physiology was love, not pervert...? ”

The bald nobleman's mouth is killing him.

“Yes, physics is the pinnacle of sexual romance! You're a pervert to call this love-filled act a pervert. I feel so bad for you. I feel so bad for you who don't know love. ”

A round of applause burst from the meeting hall.

The nobles were somewhat sentimental. They were very pleased to hear such a great speech in a short while, especially on sexual topics. Some commented that it was the best speech they had heard in recent meetings. Only the princess had to hold her head because her skull was sticky.

“This, I cannot admit. ”

The fat nobleman, who was driven by perverts in slumber, shakes his head. He said it out loud.

“Physics is not the pinnacle of sexual romance. ”

“Hmph, the loser is trying to get the hang of it. ”

“No! I knew you were serious in pursuit of sexual romance. I salute you with all my heart... but I can never agree that the pinnacle of sexual romance is physics. ”

The bald noble frowns.

“You disagree? Ha. So cheating is the culmination of sexual romance? That's a hell of a climax. ”

“No!”

The fat nobleman exclaims in a furious voice.

“The pinnacle of sexual romance is incest! It's also the love between brother and brother! ”

…….

The meeting chairman froze.

The nobles gasp in horror. Even the guards who have to keep their expressions intact have opened their mouths. A silent choir, called "The Awesome Symphony Song," was singing from the open mouths of everyone in the meeting room. In this remark, even the bald nobleman, the defender of mathematics, fell short.

“Stop it, you bastards.... ”

Now, the princess muttered, feeling a pain that seemed like the skull would fall off. It was a voice mixed with agony and sadness that was hard to believe that it was from a 16-year-old girl. Her glittering silver hair seems to have died of grass for some reason.

However, the Queen Dowager's murmur was too weak. No one heard that sound. In fact, he would have deliberately ignored it even if he had heard it. Including the fat nobleman who just claimed a brotherhood.

The fat nobleman gives a speech.

“The beauty of a castle is its virtue. Unacceptable behavior in society! Conduct that others find ethically offensive! They're fortified walls. Sexual romance is worth crossing that rough wall for love. Look at the love stories of nobles and peasants. Why is their love so noble?...... It's simple. because the family opposes it. The love of two people is noble because they prove that love is more precious than the wall of the name of the family, despite their opposition to it. ”

The nobles nod gracefully. I heard that, too. The reaction gives the fat nobleman strength and courage.

“Yes. The higher the walls, the greater the value of our love. The harshness of the Wall proves the value of love. When a loved one is poorer than himself, and nevertheless, when a loved one loves him, his love becomes noble. Look, is there another wall as big as homosexuality today? What about incest? There's a wall as big as incest. Is there a love that is as great and as great a barrier as the love between siblings, united by homosexuality and incest? Then is there love as great as brotherly love? Nothing. Absolutely nothing! ”

The fat nobleman's expression is endlessly sad.

⁄ How much do brothers love each other because they love each other...? Imagine how violent that love can be. Perhaps the weight of the continent will overwhelm the sorrows of that love. They will be troubled and troubled. Why would I do this? Why would I love you? I shouldn't do this, but I shouldn't do this... ”

The tone of the fat nobles was so desperate that people couldn't help but imagine their love. My heart ate up. How much do I love you?

“You may deliberately treat your loved ones with kindness. You may even run to the temple and pray to the God of Love. God, why have you given me this love? With this kind of love, hatred would be like gold. Please take this love away from me, the burning heart...... But nevertheless, it cannot be stopped...! ”

Tears fill the eyes of the fat nobleman. The nobles were moved by the loving voice. Ah, it must not be great love.

“Like an unstoppable flood! Like a summer storm that cannot be resisted! The love of two brothers is unbearable. What happens to them? Their love proves that there is no greater ethics, law or emotion in this world than love! Love shows itself above all else! In this hectic era, for political beliefs, how can the love between brothers not be dazzling in the age where the comrades killed like flies yesterday...? ”

The fat nobleman stares at the air with a tearful gaze.

The meeting room was shrouded in silence. It was not a heavy silence. The nobles were moved. Yeah, that's right. Someone said, "That's love." No matter how much society and others oppose it, it will not be broken. That's why love is so great. Yes, and people were moved and talked. I'm going to love you from now on. I'm going to love my brother. In bed, yeah, right.

“ ……. ”

The bald aristocrat who claimed that physics was the pinnacle of sexual romance moved on. He approaches the fat nobleman and extends his right hand.

“I lost. It's your victory."

“No. There is no defeat here. ”

The fat nobleman smiles brightly. The face of a fifty-year-old man was so pure and beautiful that it was hard to see.

“All of us who acknowledge each other's beliefs are winners. ”

“Hmph, is he the same...? ”

The two shook hands. At the same time, a big applause burst. A nobleman whistles. At this moment, there were definitely no Pharaohs or Wizards in this place. There was only tolerance. In the age of the imperial downfall, they were finally united after countless bloodshed and tears. There was a great union of miracles.

Just one. Except for the princess.

“…… Charles. ”

The princess calls for a knight standing behind her. The knight failed to answer. He was also moved by the speech and was clapping hard. It wasn't until the princess called her name again that the knight came to his senses.

“Charles.”

“Huh? Yes, yes! Mr. President!"

“Get those idiots out of here. Right now.”

The knight Charles is blurry as if in trouble.

“Err... Mr. President. And there's one of our princesses. ”

“Don't you know that? ”

Princess Elizabeth laughs in vain. I gave up everything. Although it wasn't the right face for a 16-year-old girl, it mattered to her no more.

“No, I don't want to know...... A man who committed incest and homosexuality is a total slut. If the Temples knew, they'd take off their clothes and dance. Maybe I'll make today my anniversary. Charles. Grab those idiots. ”

“Y-you mean with your bare hands, sir? ”

The princess shakes her head resolutely.

“No. To the club. ”

“Wealth, I'll take your order. ”

Charles bows. He immediately approached the noisy culprits. I took their collars. People, uh, dragged me away while I was doing it. Due to the strength of the knight, the two nobles were unable to resist and were dragged to the outside of the conference room.

“Shhhhh!”

“Huff-puff, huff-puff! ”

You hear a scream from beyond the conference room. It was a terrible sound. Sweat bubbles started to form on the heads of the nobles left in the meeting room. The emotion and love that had been thrown around a while ago disappeared somewhere and only a cold northwind was present.

The knight returns shortly. He graciously stands behind the princess as if nothing had happened. There was blood on the right cheek, but no one here had the guts to point it out.

The princess said.

“Moving on to the next agenda. Let's talk about the plague. ”

The nobles nod fervently.

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Part 2 begins.