Dungeon Defense (WN)

It's dawn. A dim blue glow shines over your eyelids.

It was right to get up around this time. But I put my mofo on and dug into bed. If something is right, it means you can break it if you don't want to…… Is it an ulcer? No. If something can't go wrong, it can't be right...... In short, I wanted to sleep more. I had the right. What, who has the highest achievement in the vanguard? It's this lazy. Everyone will close their eyes.

“Lord.”

Someday, Schopenhauer explored what human beings have in common, regardless of nationality and identity. The answer was simple: laziness, human nature, essence and idea. All humans were the same in that they were lazy. In other words, even though it was dawn, my current behavior was justified by Schopenhauer…….

“Lord, get up. ”

Is it really a lie unless it turns out to be a lie? Newton shouts, whistling. The apple went upside down! Apologies get tired of falling and sometimes climb up...... Newton was excited about the new truth. His partner was surprisingly the commander of Jeopardy. I wonder if Zephyr and Newton were partners. Did my subconscious recognize Zephyr and Newton as partners? I could only admire my creativity.

“Huh. Looks like the Lord's going to be a late sleeper today. ”

“Why is Commander Zephyr...? Hmm? ”

“If you don't get up, I'll do something nasty. ”

“Aristotle is a concubine...... a great chemist.... ”

“Got it.”

I could feel something twitching. It was a duvet. The duvet moved sometimes. In the world where the apple goes up to heaven, the duvet was a little wobbly. It was not strange.

“Ugh… ugh… ”

Warmth wrapped around my lower half. And...

“Shhhhhhh!? ”

The skull is dull. It gives you intense pleasure. My back is delicate, and my back is forced to collapse. Whether the brain has yet to be sane enough to give orders to the body, the body is swept away by the sudden rush of pleasure.

“Chubby... Chubby, yuck. ”

“Well, well, well, well! ”

I barely got a good look at the situation and pulled up the sheets. A blonde girl was sticking her head in my lower back. Laura. She licks at my unexploded place. The Pelathio method was very unusual, with the skin of his penis spread with his fingers. I licked his insides with my tongue as his skin spread like a petal. ― ― I've never had this kind of oral sex, and I've never felt more alive!

“Ra, Laura. Hold on, hold on, hold on. To our conversation. Wait! ”

“Huff, huff, huff, huff... huff. ”

“Hiiiiiiit!? ”

Pleasure exploded again. My back popped up like a shrimp. I was stunned and breathed on the bed. It's like a shrub on the ground with its back bent. For some reason, it's tying in my head! The sound echoes.

Laura said to me when she regained consciousness.

“Gulp.... Good morning, Joo. ”

It was a quiet voice, not unlike usual.

“I don't know if I slept well last night. ”

“I had a good night's sleep because of someone. ”

I can't. I'm trembling. I couldn't control my tongue.

“What the hell is that? ”

“That's it. What's that? ”

“That's it. ”

Laura wipes her mouth with a handkerchief. Other than saliva, a white, cloudy liquid was embedded in Laura's face. She makes her face clean.

“Well, that's Pelathio. It's not the first time I've tried it, but I don't know why I'm surprised. I thought you did it behind the barracks yesterday. ”

“That's because it's not a regular Pelathio! ”

“Aha. Indeed. ”

Laura nods.

“You must be the first Lord. That's how the girl is personally called a shell fellathio. ”

“Off, Shell Pella. ”

I copied it without my knowledge. A noble infant who grew up in the palace was not a word to be spoken. Laura proudly explained what a shell pella was, not knowing if I knew what zinc color I was.

“Once the shell is pelletized, it can only be done when the male has not been erected. It is a fellathio shell that licks the inside of the shell like this. If it is emptied, the skin will be plumped along with the meat rod, so it cannot be peeled off separately. In other words, it is possible that the shells should be stretched out like military flesh. ”

“Jaws, meat sticks, skins.... ”

Creepy. Who is it? Who made a 17-year-old girl say those words without hesitation? Instead of being 17, Laura was writing a grammar that wouldn't be strange even if she was 37 years old.

“Unlike other fellas, I've heard that this fella is a special delight. So I tested it today. I'm glad the Lord is pleased. ”

“Too much excitement. And a sleeping shell. As a girl, protect your body, your body. ”

Laura tilts her head.

“He doesn't pee or sweat. There's nothing impure about it. ”

“Ah.”

Definitely did.

Ever since I became the Demon King, I haven't had to pee without eating as much or not. The same was true of sweat. Only a few drops of sweat were needed to run until I was really close to death. I was curious to find out why, but the Demon King's body is made up of more than half of Mana. In other words, when I was a Pelathio, I had no irritation or timing.

As the excitement drifted away like a tide, the situation in front of me began to be recognized. Something was floating in the air. It was a hologram. The blue hologram contained the following sentences:

Raise Laura de Farnese's job level (sex slavery)!

“ ……. ”

I stared at the hologram in horror. The status window shows that the sexual slavery occupation level has really risen from level D to level C. I mean, the shell fellows did something and Laura's job level went up. What should I say…… It was a very postmodern way of leveling up.

“Come on, get up. It's been a while since the rooster crowed. A healthy spirit resides in a healthy body, and a healthy body arises from a healthy lifestyle. ”

“Ugh. Okay. ”

I woke up. Actually, the Demon King could sleep for a few hours a day. I stayed up all night for four days straight. I spent the last few days and nights, so I wanted to sleep a little more today. After being pushed to the roots to change, Laura mutters a gruesome word behind her back.

“Well, it works. From now on, I have to wake you up every day like this. ”

“ ……. ”

You must be mad, Laura.

After finishing my makeup, I left the barracks. I washed my face lightly with a washbasin placed at the entrance of the barracks. The dawn breeze touched my face coolly. You tuck your cheeks and look at the landscape in front of you. A vast plain. Thousands of campfires burning.

The monster army didn't need a tent or a barracks. There was enough and plenty of headaches. Some monsters disliked that even the campfire was too hot. They divide the plot between their families and their peers, and they fall asleep on the skin. Tens of thousands of blurry emotions filled my heart.

I felt the emotions of the monsters for a moment and consciously turned away. I have recently become proficient in reading other people's feelings. If I didn't want to read it, I could stop it somewhat. Excessive emotions, like the excitement of battle, are hard to ignore. It was to get used to everything.

Then a heavy walk came from the clearing across the street. There was no need to guess who it was. There was only one giant more than four meters, except an ogre. The giant waves his left hand at me, happy to oblige.

“No, look who it is. Don't you think Barbatos is a favorite concubine? ”

He was the 13th Demon King Veled. What do I think? I hated it.

“Good morning. ”

“Yes, it's a very good morning. Seeing your face, I think the good morning is about to get better. Kaaak! ”

Bellet spits on the ground. It was an easy-to-understand attitude.

I didn't feel anything. Since the day Barbato announced that he would publicly take me as his concubine, Veled has been treating me like this all along. He was the world's smallest Loricon.

“Hey.”

Bellet bends at her waist and pushes her face into my face. Don't come any closer, Ogre Boar. How can I be responsible for the smell of your Roricon on my body?

“Yes, what is it? ”

“Hmmm.”

The wild boar exhales with his nose. What, this guy? Are you hungry? Are you flirting with me to feed me? There are hundreds of smoked flesh in that tent, so eat that too. I just don't want you to have sex with me now.

“Kmm. I want to talk to you about something. ”

“…… Laura de Farnese here is my henchman. Do not speculate. ”

“No, heh. I have nothing good to hear from a woman. ”

Bellet frowns.

“You should know better! ”

I was surprised. I can't believe Veled had the distinction between a man and a woman that looked like he had half a muscle in his head! If published in the paper, the academic discipline must have turned upside down.

Moreover, this Boar used a fancy vocabulary called 'Acquaintance' …… Maybe he didn't even know that he considered himself as one person. The academic community would seriously discuss whether Boars should be accepted as part of the Demihuman race.

“Laura, I need to speak with Veled for a moment. ”

“Very well. I'll be waiting out front." ”

Laura bows her head.

As she walks over the void, Veled brings her face closer. By the way, his nostrils were as big as my head. There, a breath of hot air rushes in and out. I thought there was a fan breeze.

“Hey, you. That.”

“Tell me.”

“Kmm. Khh. Hmmm, that's it. That's it. That's it? ”

I looked at Veled with the eyes of a madman. Apparently, the Ogre - Boar Halfling child in front of him had his own special language. It's a language of directive nouns. It was all about communicating in one word. It was difficult to create a language that was more than the word 'it' because he filled his head with muscles instead of brains.

“Tell me the truth. I don't understand. ”

“That's why I slept with Barbato! ”

Oops, I'm getting a headache.

He stuttered to ask who slept with whom and who did not. You know, I don't think he's going to make it. I shot you in the voice, "How pathetic you are."

“Is that what you're wondering? Didn't you ask the same question yesterday? Someone thinks Veled is sympathetic. ”

“Nu, who is sympathy? ”

Veled leaps forward. The four-meter-long foot rolls over, and the ground shakes gently for a moment. Even a Boar was not a normal Boar. If you grill one of these, the 20,000 troops will eat for three days.

Bellet mutters in a mosquito-like voice.

“I've just been abstinent for the last 1,400 years. ”

“…… Yes? ”

“Ever since I met Barbatos, I've never held a woman. That's because it insults my heart towards Barbatos. ”

Veled is a very serious face.

What are you talking about, you half-ogre?

“I swore an oath a hundred and forty-six days ago. It was a truly historic moment that Barvatos and I met. I won't look back until the day I lose my heart to Barbato... ”

“Please wait a moment. Veled, this is a question I don't quite understand. ”

“What? I was just about to tell you how manly I am. ”

Veled's lips widen as she complains. To be honest, I thought I was going to puke, but I couldn't help it.

“In short, Veled...... hasn't had sex for 1,400 years? And you remember the time you met Barbato, not every year, but on a daily basis? ”

“Yes."

Bellet nods confidently.

“That's how real my heart is. ”

“ ……. ”

I was sure. This guy was a real nut job.