Dungeon Defense (WN)

00179 Homophobia

3 Dungeon Defense books have been published. Best regards,

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It was the mercenary commander, Zachry, who won the masquerade. He launched semen just fifteen seconds after the race started. No one could survive this flame. The title "Fastest Male in the World" was given to Zachry. Honorably.

The next day, even when we left the village, Joon-suhk's expression was always serious. As the lord calmed down, the colonists voluntarily warmed the mood. They come out to the entrance of the village and escort us out magnificently.

Three days of homelessness on the Imperial Road.

“Your Grace, it's unusual. ”

Zachry was excited and said, His face is red.

“Who? ”

“The boy you entrusted me with. I've never seen such talent before in my life, I swear to God. If you tell me one, I'll count ten, if I tell you a column, I'll count a hundred digits. He must have been born alive! ”

There was an uproar for Zachry who was solemn in everything.

I put a subtle smile on my mouth.

“Hmm. Is it that good? ”

“Yes, it's not enough to just say it's a genius. It's as if a swordsmanship veteran hadn't touched a weapon in a long time and then began to learn swordsmanship again...... I should say it reminds me of what I've known for a long time. Anyway, it's amazing."

I've left Luke's education to the mercenaries.

At first, the mercenaries reacted aesthetically. He asked me to teach him how to use a sword after bringing a boy who looked like a beggar to a coin store survivor. They could not understand why these orders were issued, nor were they motivated.

“Swordsmanship is not a game you learn in a single day. ”

“I don't know what that means, but the Demon King says so. ”

The atmosphere was roughly this.

The mercenaries were exhausted because they were wary of the front. I didn't know when or where the bandits would attack. Now that I'm stuck here with a kid's education, he probably just didn't complain to me himself. It must have been very annoying.

Day one.

The Dwarf, the last of the mercenaries, is in charge of Luke. I left my burden to my youngest. I will enforce the order, but I can't convince you. I felt like I was complaining in the same way as the mercenaries.

“Hey, kid. Let's see you swing. ”

The youngest Dwarf throws his sword at Luke. It was a cheap wooden sword.

Luke tilts his head.

“The sword?”

“If I was born as a man, I should know how to protect one of my own. ”

“Oh, this is annoying. ”

The Dwarf glanced at me. I watched them with my eyes a little further away. The dwarf had a feeling that "this is really annoying, but damn."

I grinned as I drank grape vinegar in the water. It's black.

The dwarf sighs.

“I'm even more annoyed, you miserable prick. ”

“I'm a pain in the ass and you're a pain in the ass. If someone bothers you, they only bother you to die. ”

“You know, when you grow up, there's nothing in the world that doesn't bother you. Getting up doesn't bother me, either. ”

The dwarf slaps Luke on the forehead lightly.

“Suppose a wolf or thief attacks you more often. What are you going to do?”

“W-wolf? ”

The boy's cheeky face was horrified.

“Oh, you guys can protect me! ”

“Of course I will. But if we keep you safe, there's no guarantee that you're really safe. What if we miss a wolf? What if that one comes at you? Huh? Wolves, you just endured a cold and hungry winter. Eat one of my breasts, and you'll be eaten? ”

“Ugh.”

Luke shuts off both ears, even if it's horrible to imagine. Gesture was a very rich boy. I didn't get bored just watching.

“Shhh, learn it when you say something nice. My sister was sick and she lay down, but you have to protect her if you want to. ”

“Ugh... That's right. Daisy needs my protection. ”

Luke picks up the wooden sword to see if he likes it.

For the record, Luke regarded us as the real emperor's army. As you patrol the changes, you accidentally saw Luke's village being ambushed and helped him in a hurry. While another unit leads the gunmen to a new village, we take Luke, who was later discovered... … separately in that scenario.

Why would a direct unit of the Emperor be wandering around the countryside? It was a ridiculous lie.

Now the 11-year-old, Luke, is just happy to be with the soldiers.

What can I say? As a child, it's perfectly natural. Perhaps it was because the one-year-old sister had shown an adult face that had surpassed her childhood, but Luke's reaction was obvious, but it felt strange…….

‘Well, if there's two of them, like Daisy, it's as scary as that. ’

Daisy bites and stares at it as her flesh digs and her heart aches. This child was enough for just one person in the world.

Luke wields his wooden sword in a daze. It was clear that I had held the sword for the first time in my life.

“Yi, is this how it's going to be? ”

“Oops. Top to bottom. Yeah, that's it. Feet apart. That's right."

“Like this?"

“Come on. Good job. Just hit it a hundred times. ”

The dwarf's voice was full of annoyance.

He practiced hitting during a break in the march. It was just a simple swipe of the sword from top to bottom, but it was a basic part of swordsmanship, even in plain sight.

Well, a natural path starts with a step. We'll just let him relax.

I've drawn attention and discussed where to march with Zachry.

* * *

The second day was bright.

I especially slept in the wagon. The wagon had a v. magic spell, enough to withstand one assault. I wanted to hang out with the soldiers, but Zachry and Jeremy asked me at the same time to apologize for the escort statue.

The wagon had Daisy, not just me. However, she never opened her eyes after the surgery. She's still lying dead in the corner of the wagon. Jeremy says he's still two days away from waking up.

When you get out of the wagon, the group already makes breakfast. It was soup boiled by campfire. I put butter on flour and cooked it properly. Homeless food was almost top-notch.

“Tomorrow is your bitch cooking. Do you understand?”

“Okay, okay. I'm just boiling a soup. ”

Zachry and Jeremy snarl at each other for breakfast. The two executives had neurological warfare on either side of the table. Apparently this morning, he was in charge of the mercenaries, not the assassins.

“Ugh. These burns. What are you so desperate for that you can't eat each other with just water and boil it? ”

Jacquari and Jeremy look this way at the same time, giving it a bruise due to the absurdity. Both of them had serious faces. Zachry, who looks like he's heavenly evil, and Jeremy, whose face is burned half to death, are a little scared.

“I beg your pardon, Your Grace. But this is a problem between Dwarves and Elves. ”

“Yes, the history of the 3,000-year conflict is here. ”

……. ”

You love a three-thousand-year-old conflict. What are you, crazy?

I gave up halfway to reconcile the mercenaries and the assassins. I desperately hoped that when the battle broke out later, they would not be against each other.

It was when the brains gathered together to drink the soup. Someone approached us.

“Hey, Your Majesty. Song Gu... ”

“Hmm?"

He was the youngest dwarf.

He shrugged, as if he were very sorry. I was sorry to interrupt the Demon King's breakfast. Zachry says, "No, you've seen this lunatic. 'I stared at the youngest dwarf.

“Leucan. Did you make it? Since when did my troops put their manners to the ground? ”

“I'm sorry, commander. But I think I should report it quickly.... ”

“There you go.”

I raised my hand to stop Zachry.

“Let's just hear the story. What's going on?”

“About the human child you entrusted to me... ”

The youngest wretch writhes.

“Well, I can't take that job. ”

“No. Are you sure? ”

Zachry's voice suddenly grows louder.

“No matter how extracurricular it may be, His Highness commanded it. Are you not afraid of death, Leucan? ”

“Commander. That's not it.... ”

“It's a moonlight dance. Your eyes must be wide open for the king to comfort you. The sin of disobeying the king as a witch, the sin of breaking the armor as a soldier. I'll bury it in your neck. ”

Zachry gets up on his feet with an axe in his hand. Oh my god.

“Ah, ah. Wait a minute, Captain Zachry. Sin is eternal, so the punishment will not matter at any time. Let's hear some arguments as to why Leucan thought so. ”

“... if that's what His Majesty commands. ”

Zachry takes a step back, his mouth twitching.

Zachry, the youngest dwarf, I knew it. It was all an act. The mercenaries here were all pros. I wouldn't have been able to interrupt the meal to report it unless it was urgent. Zachry was only a mercenary commander who threatened to establish strict discipline.

“Here you go, Leucan. Tell me, why can't you take Luke? ”

“The castle is in ruins, Your Majesty. And I'll be blunt with you. She's overwhelmed with me. ”

“Overflow of Boone? ”

The youngest Dwarf nods.

“Yey. At first, I thought it was just mountain bones, so I was pretty fit. And then I felt like a kid. But I became increasingly convinced, and I looked until late last night, and I concluded. ”

“What's the conclusion? ”

“Your Grace, he's a genius. ”

The youngest dwarf was charming even as he spoke.

“There's a guy who does that every now and then. who was born only to hold the sword. He's just the guy. Even though I only had to slap and slap, I had already learned how to balance my legs, my stomach, my head and my arms. ”

“Huh?”

Zachry frowns. It wasn't an act this time. I was seriously being ridiculous.

“What are you talking about, Leucan? You're not going to tell a lie just because you don't want to do something annoying. ”

“Oh my God, Zachry. Of course I did. Would you say I did? ”

The youngest dwarf was frustrated and changed his tone.

“Why don't you take a look at my hand? I've been testing it all night because I'm shy. ”

“Balance of the body is not a talent. It's a natural learning experience through a lot of practice and training. How can a human kid...... ”

“Oh, so I pretended to be crazy and told you. Would I want to interrupt your breakfast? If I don't, my brothers over there are gonna kill me. ”

At a glance, I look over the dwarf, and all the mercenaries gathered in the clearing are staring at me. Without a word, I was ready to step on the dwarf as soon as he came back.

The youngest sweeper sighs as he shakes his head.

“I'll be honest with you, this is what I report in miniature. I think that kid...... is breathing into Mana. ”

“What, Mana? ”

Octave rises from Zachry's voice.