Dungeon Defense (WN)

“Oh. With all due respect, what did you see and think of us? ”

“Five years down here and 10 years rolling around. ”

The adventurer taps his forehead with his fingers.

This man who appeared to be mid-30s was bald. There's a long cut on the right eye, and I think that's why I'm wearing a leather eye patch. The skin was well baked in the sun and brown. Going bald and cuddly, it was pretty gangsta.

“I have a hunch. Who is a glowing puppet and who is a pearl door squeezer, sobbing, and itching. Those guys with the big voices in front of the reception desk. ”

The bald man points to the crowds at the shrine.

“They're the babies who'll go straight into Castle Marwan and then go rogue. I heard that I caught a few Goblins in the town.My husband and I ran away from farming. It's obvious. ”

“You're very confident. ”

“That's what I did. ”

The bald man grins. It wasn't a rude smile. It was a very intelligent smile, in the sense that intelligent men acknowledge and care for others.

Then the bald figure changed greatly. A wild aesthetic emanating from the muscular body, a pirate ship captain emanating from the adorable eyes, or an outlaw atmosphere. I embraced this gentleness. I know it's kind of funny to say this, but baldness seemed like a gentleman gangster.

“Most novices like that die in virgin fights. Yeah, let's say about three halves die. And in the first experience, Hall got scared and gave up. ”

The bald man spreads four fingers.

“Hall 4. You got it, bro? Only four halves of beginners remain in this industry. Their lives are very simple. One of two. Either you die on the bottom of the Wild Castle cave, or you get syphilis out of a whore and hook up with it. ”

I noticed that I was interesting.

“Hmm, don't you ever survive? ”

“I feel better if I don't think so. If you're incredibly lucky, yes, you can survive at 50. But what would you do? Where would we have saved our lives, for old time's sake? ”

Baldy told the waitress who was passing by the table.

“Miss, bring me three barley beers. ”

“Just three beers? Okay."

The waiter sticks out his palms as if annoying. Baldy gave me five or six fairy tales.

‘Hmm.'

I highly rated the adventurer ahead of me in my mind. Bald was skillfully buying Jeremy and me drinks. I want to try something with us. Not only did I say it, I showed it in some way.

This kind of man is a giant or a fraud. It doesn't matter if you're a big man, but the problem is that you're a fraud. A gentleman's smile is a common trick used by fraudsters. What does this person look like…….

“You know, adventurers die all the time. Maybe tomorrow my head will say goodbye to my torso. Think about it.If I die, what will happen to the money you saved up in the Guild Storage? ”

The bald man shrugs as he spreads his hands.

“It's all going into the air. That evening, the guild executives will toast to beers... It's a good thing to save your life even though you're old. Then it's chee sar? sar. It's wise to shout.) ”

Baldy was right.

No woman will marry an adventurer about 10 million light-years away from a stable life. There is no family. That's why the adventurer's eternal love is only a whore... who is found on the side of the road.

I live in luxury for a few days in the dungeon once and for all with that money. Spend a lot of money on luxury windows and enjoy drinking expensive food. It's perfect to gamble here.

Whores, booze, gambling. When three things overlap, the pocket of money shifts in one moment. Then, just as a few days of luxury were a dream and a dream, the adventurer returns to his troubled routine.

I starve to the stomach because I can't get a hard rye bread. The citizens eat food and fill their bellies with wells. I only want to spend another gorgeous day, and I stand around like a thug in front of the quest for the Guild Hall.

Success, luxury, hunger, success again, luxury, hunger…….

“And then one day he dies. Our adventurer.”

Sometimes it's just bad luck. A stone blown by a Goblin hits the head.

Sometimes the adventure team makes mistakes. The Hunting Ground Ranger (Ranger), who should act as a scout, has not been able to find the Ogre and is still in desperate blood.

Humans are weak. I don't have to be careless to die easily. Chances are he won't die. However, if you repeat your adventure dozens of times, the low probability will pop the jackpot.

The garbage life at the bottom. There's no better way to describe an adventurer.

The same is true of the warrior characters in the game. After the quest is over, you'll stop by the window to meet. Here's the damn system, where the protagonist has a 0.01% chance of getting syphilis if he has sex with a prostitute.

The Dead End is on the loose!

What's worse is the latent phase of game syphilis. It occurs exactly one year and six months later. Even if you stumble on a 0.01% chance and become infected with syphilis…… it's only after you've played the game for a year and six months.

Of course, you have not stored game data in the past 1 year and 6 months.

It's always a dead end.

I have no choice but to cast insults here. Fuckin 'developer bastards. Damn bastards. That's twice I've raised the bed end because of syphilis.

I'd rather be scavenged by the Demon King, Nimiral. Then maybe you can make it as a newborn save-road. Where do you get the data from a year and a half ago? If you have one such data, you have to play the game again for a year and a half. Motherfuckers who dipped their fucking conscience in their own poop and shit!

If you've been level-up nowadays for the past year and six months... it's over.

I did it.

Honestly, I wanted to kill myself.

This bizarre system bought tremendous originality. The players' protest continues. Then, the answer from the developer was problematic.

The chance of getting syphilis is 0.01% by default, but the odds are increased if the player is abnormally high compared to the current level. Please refrain from playing so-called level-up nogada.

I was told to level up the quest step by step. You bastards!

Of course, the players were terrified. When I was level-up Nogada, I got syphilis and the data flew away, and a report was often posted on the bulletin board.

Players eventually had to give up level-up nogada and move on. This contributed to the enormous increase in difficulty of Dungeon Attack. It's not really a pervert game.

Ah, I'm getting ten!

I'm pretty sure that dog system was planted by Venus Pants. No evidence, but I'm sure. I can say all the bad things in the world are his fault without hesitation.

I think baldness is wrong about me.

“Ho, do you feel empowered by the adventurer? ”

“…… God, I'm ashamed. I'll show you ugly. ”

“No, the younger you are, the angrier you get. ”

The bald puppy nodded in a way that he understood.

He changed his gaze to favor me. He seems to think he saw a human side of himself. Well, I didn't need to be proofread, so I let it continue to be mistaken.

“Just three beers. Fabian, get me a beer sometime. ”

and the waitress nervously served me a beer. The bald man shrugs. That was his habit.

“After I rob Dalian Castle, I'll give you 300 beers of wheat. ”

“You know that's all I'm saying right now? Derdalus left with an adventure party yesterday. Fabian, you're already a late learner. ”

“Derdhalus is a man of fortune. ”

Baldy holds the beer in his hand and says,

“It's time to kiss the ground. You want to bet with me, Fleur? He's getting married to the Goddess of Earth in three days. You don't know who's wearing the bride's uniform because her backbone is so white. ”

The waitress laughed.

“If you can't say it, you'll hate it! Guys, don't take this guy's word too seriously. He may not be a con man, but he's worse than that. He may look fine, but he's completely insane. It's famous for his sixty gold wins in one night last year. God, I've been playing with every high-end prostitute on the outskirts! ”

“It was exactly 82 gold. ”

The bald head nods.

“It was a great night. ”

“You're crazy, man. ”

The waiter laughed.

“It's not nonsense, Fleur. From that day on, I don't think I'll have time to die. But don't you think there's a big quest coming? The goddesses must be looking down on me. I'm going to rob my hands and set up an arms dealer this time. ”

“He's dreaming. Get me some beers, Mr. Fabian. ”

The waiter gestured to say goodbye and left in a gunfight. I felt a fluffy, pink hair.

The bald man raised his head toward us as soon as she left.

“Brilliant. What do you think, guys? ”

“What? ”

“Fleur. Pretty charming, isn't it? ”

The bald man whispers.

“The placenta of a prodigal scoundrel in and out of the Guild Shrine is against Fleur. She's the daughter of a red-grade adventurer who's been doing that kind of hustling ever since her father died. You look beautiful, not only because you like the ecosystem of adventurers. However.”

The bald man waves his palms left and right.

“I haven't slept with anyone more than once because of my pride. I mean, I can fuck once because I feel right, but I never get into bed with him twice. Strange.”

“Oh, you must be sleeping with her, too, huh? ”

“Second most amazing night of my life. ”

The bald man pours in a beer glass. We raised our glasses and toasted. The beer was warm and tasty, but it matched the atmosphere of a noisy shrine like the market floor.

“That's why I want to join this clown parade. With about 500 gold coins, you can start a new life right away. I have connections with the guards here, so I can set up a small arms dealer. Then we can greet Fleur as a priest. ”

Gulp, gulp, and the Fabian wants a beer.

“Khh. This quest is all about my dignity as a human being and my happiness as a dick. Where can I find an adventure party? The more urgent you are, the quieter you have to hide the jade. A skilled adventurer knows that.... ”

Fabian looks at Jeremy and me alternately.

“But look, a couple of men and women are sitting quietly on the table. observing the adventurers of the temple. It's like trying to figure out which one is useful. Hey, lady. Especially you. ”

“ ……. ”

Jeremy laughs all the time after Fabian is seated.

Fabian raises his mouth.

“I can't stand the smell of blood. Only the person who has escaped the maze several times can air the grass around the lady. I knew right away you guys were the same as me. If I don't get the right partner, I won't leave at all... Well, am I wrong? ”

I drank a sip of beer. And I said,

“Yes, Mr. Fabian. We were looking for someone we needed. ”

However, it was not a colleague, but a tasty prey.

I smiled quietly.