Dungeon Defense (WN)

I loosened the black cloak across my body.

“ ……. ”

The girl closed her eyes. I will stop whatever happens from now on. It was starting to feel that way. Maybe I was mistaken for something because I took off my jacket.

I tried to resist the laughter and approached her. As I got closer to the footsteps, I felt how dazzling the girl was. Well, maybe a girl is just dazzling by the look of it.

Just take the pipe out of your cloak and put it in your pants pocket.

I carefully clothed the White Nazi with a cape.

“ ……? ”

Ivar Lothbrok opens his eyes slowly. She looks up this way. The eyes were saying, "I was surprised." I naturally smiled at my mouth.

“Not if the lady has a cold. ”

“…… I thought you'd covet your predecessor forever. ”

“Ha? Why would I covet you? You're nothing but a fool." ”

It was ridiculous.

Ivar Lodbroke frowns slightly.

“I beg your pardon, Your Majesty, but you were not a girl's favorite. So did His Holiness, His Holiness, but considering the girl who is a maid, he must have judged her to be your taste. ”

“Not at all. ”

Why is slander and insistence so much trouble in the world? I couldn't understand.

“I like mature women. Even if it's your taste, I'm not short-sighted enough to mock the owner of Kunkusa. Of course not.”

“Mmm-hmm. Is it true that the report was wrong? ”

Ivar Lothbrok strokes his chin. It's like having a beard in there.

I looked at him puzzled. Then he realized what he had done and stopped. Ivar Lothbrok clears his throat and covers himself with his cloak.

“Hm. It's been a long time since I've lived in the body, and I've had a habit of sticking to it. Forgive me.”

Not only did I gesture, but every accent was pure inspiration. It was fun because the little girl seemed to follow the adult's attitude in a gross manner.

“Not at all. It is my responsibility to bring you out here. Well, by the way. You're a mess to entertain our guests. ”

I sat on the couch nearby.

“I haven't had a glass of wine yet! I wonder if I'll ever get to know you. ”

“Your Grace, are you telling me that you truly marched to see me and Alcohol? ”

Ivar Lothbrok stares at me blankly, holding his cloak in both hands. It seemed that the situation was still not well understood.

“Well, what? I thought you said you wanted to see your weaknesses in person. I told you. I want to get along with you. ”

I laughed.

“I can't wait to see how luxurious a drink is when the owner of Kunkusa serves guests. Please don't let yourself down. I'm really looking forward to it. ”

There you go.

Let the games begin.

* * *

This is quite surprising, but I have never encountered a hero of Dungeon Attack!

Of course, I met a lot of female characters in the game. But no one, not even one, was a game hero.

In a nutshell, all of the characters I was in league with were members of the warrior's adversary...!

Laura de Farnese is a protagonist and hostile member of the Kingdom of Brittany.

Barbato and Pymon, Citri and Gamygin are naturally incapable of attacking themselves.

I targeted all the heroes in the game. I knew better than anyone how to make fun of them. However, of course, we had no choice but to target non-heroic women!

I smiled bitterly at the wine.

"Barbato, Pymon, and Citri all have a 50's of affection. ’

Dungeon Attack is a damn game.

All heroes have what they call a "likeness lock." This is also a fairly complex system, but in a nutshell, you'll need some quests to surpass your liking level of 50 and your liking level of 99.

This quest is different for every hero. Even though there are very few hints, players have no choice but to repeat Sannogada to meet the conditions if they want to target a hero.

But I know everything.

The main heroes had a hard time figuring out the dirty quests, so there were very few ways to target fansites, and dozens of whining topics that said they wanted to watch some HD even a day.

I know everything.

It is absurd to count 72 heroes who come together in the game, and even if the worst conditions were to break Baal, the Hidden Boss, in the case of Princess Elizabeth's Gin Ending, they would know how to attack all heroes.

But I know everything!

I am Nogada's recurring game waste because I want to see the very same Elizabeth Gin Ending.

“Haha, the liquor tastes particularly good. Kunkuska indeed.”

“I'm glad you liked it. ”

What to hide.

Ivar Lothbrok, who breathes the finest wine right in front of my eyes...... Of course, I'm one of the heroes who memorizes all the likability rocks!

Oh, goddess.

I couldn't help but be moved. As a priest of Artemis, I had no choice but to humbly give thanks for the blessings and luck that filled the world.

I sincerely waited for an opportunity like this to come. I can't believe I'm in the world of my favorite game and I've never had sex with a hero. What the hell is going on here?

“Heheh. It's been a long time since I've been drunk. Here, have another drink too! ”

“Of course, Your Majesty. ”

The night was getting creepy.

Ivar Lothbrok and I have both become strong.

They were an extremely strong clan for the Demon King, Vampires, or Alcohol. The renewal of the body prevents you from getting drunk. There was a strange competitive edge to it, and we were constantly filling our stomach with liquor like drinking bottled water.

Ivar Lothbrok simply thinks the drinking continues. We've been chatting for over three hours now. She waits without slowing her guard, knowing when to show her sincerity here.

‘I'm sorry, Ivar. The game has already started. ’

I smiled in my heart.

First Gateway to Target Vampire Puppet Master Ivar Lodbroke. A total of four conditions were tightly packed as obstacles.

Condition # 1: Drink alone with your character and Ivar Roadbrook.

Condition 2. Must have been at least "three hours" in game time since player characters and Ivar Lothbrok began to build.

Conditions 3. Must have been at least "a year" since the first time a player and Ivar Lodbroke met.

Condition 4. Player hear "specific stories" from Ivar Roadbrook.

You have to be quite fond of drinking alone with a Hiro. There's no way a man and a woman who don't like each other can be great until late at night.

The problem is that it is very difficult to raise Ivar Lothbrok's appeal. Look how I've been working with her in this world for less than three years, and still have less than 20 likes. You can imagine how difficult this is.

But...

‘I have a great position regardless of my liking. ’

A move. In the game, you can achieve something systematically rigorous by simply crossing a shortcut. By the way, how long the Hiro hangs out with the drinks is also related to his liking, but I also met this condition briefly.

‘Let's meet the fourth and final condition. ’

I pretended to be drunk.

“We're talking to each other... Khh. The Demon King is such a fucking bitch. God damn it.”

“Your Grace?"

“What. You know that, right? Look, it's been a long time since the eighth month's war ended. But I'm still the 71st person who would have done the most good work...... Do you know what I mean? ”

Ivar Lothbrok clammed his mouth shut.

It was also politically sensitive, and it was hard to tell if I was really drunk or not. I yelled at the drunkard even more realistically. In fact, I was a little drunk.

“Baal is fair? That's a hell of a sound to make. I don't know what it is, but I don't want to be promoted. Damn it. Baal or whatever, after all, the Demon King bitches are selfish and selfish...! ”

“ ……. ”

Ivar Lothbrok carefully opened his lips, looking into my eyes.

“Don't feel too bad. But isn't there someone like Barbato or Citri? ”

“Oh no. You're listening to me in vain. I told you, everything is selfish and irresponsible! ”

I showed my left hand pretending to be angry.

“Look. You don't have two fingers, do you? This was given to me by Barbato because he was different. ”

“Yes?”

“You want a token of love. You want to keep the confirmation that you're the most precious. He cut off my finger for good reason. And they're made of necklaces. ”

I grabbed a bottle of wine and blew it.

“Khhh. What should I do about the Nines? Barbato is just like my master...... I can't resist planting. I have to tell them to take their fingers, their toes, their eyes, whatever they want...... It's all selfish. Everything……. ”

“… Your Majesty. You speak too much."

Ivar Lothbrok's complexion was shaded.

The touch comes. The other person is slowly picking up the rice cakes.

“Too much, not at all! I wouldn't be the Demon King if I had a choice. The Demon King! On behalf of all the Demon's ideals! ”

I muttered.

“What a ridiculous tribe. People have to fulfill their own ideals...... That's why ideals are meaningful. The Demon King is a mistake from birth, to say the least... Of course. ”

“ ……. ”

“Honestly, what is the difference between a man and a man? Can the Demon King look into his heart? Isn't that the only thing...? In short, if there is no Demon King, there is no difference between man and man. ”

“Your Majesty!"

Ivar Lothbrok screams.

“Anything more would be too much for the province! ”

“…… Is that so? Did I overdo it? ”

I smiled bitterly.

“But I mean it. I really don't know what the Demon King is for...... I'm just a politician. Like all politicians, he plots plots, falls in love with others, provokes the public with speeches...... That's all he is. Yes, is it too much... ”

I bow my head.

“But isn't it really the Demon King who's gone too far? Many minds and magic have been sacrificed by the horseshit of the Demon Kings... Ivar Roadbrook. I think I can make it clear which one of you is going too far, even when you're drunk…… clearly……. ”

Quiet time passed. We both drank alcohol silently.

How long has it been?

You hear a voice from the side where Ivar Lodbroke sits.

“…… Does His Holiness Dantalian really think so? ”

That's right.

I smiled widely in my mind.