Dungeon Defense (WN)

“That's okay. Everything's going to be okay now. ”

I leaned back comfortably on the couch. I stroked Ivar Lothbrok and pressed her face against my face. That's why I was covered in her tears.

It was still time to lie.

“Like a camel walking in the desert…… slow, but not one step behind. After a long night, dawn slowly comes from afar. Everything will be fine. ”

I whispered as sweetly as I could. Like a shaman hypnotizing a girl. Like I'd take you for granted.

“Everything, really everything. Ivar Lothbrok. Pride and joy. ”

“ ……. ”

Suddenly, the girl glanced at this side with a wet gaze. It was dark around us two. The candle darkens the darkness. Her purple eyes were shining only at me.

The girl mutters incredibly.

“… Your Majesty. ”

I wasn't blunt enough to not know what it meant.

Men and women who understand each other. The two of you swore to walk forward together. A dark room, candlelight, and a sticky aroma that melts your whole body. I nodded. Slowly took my face close to hers.

“ ……. ”

Ivar Lothbrok closes his eyes. The light pink lips looked smooth. I, however, did not head there, but just kissed the little forehead. Ivar Lothbrok blinks.

“Why……. ”

“I'm not rude enough to get drunk on a precious girl like you. Ivar Lodbroke.”

I smiled brightly.

Otherwise, the red girl's face became redder. The tone of the effect sounded confusing.

Ivar Lombard, the Vampire, likes 14 more!

Her appeal really rose for the first time. I can't believe I've gained 14 likes from a higher horseman at once. It was clearly affecting my liking limit.

Ivar Lothbrok begins to ramble, avoiding his gaze.

“Hey…… that's not what I meant…… I'm sorry, but it's just……. ”

“You're pretty cute now. ”

“ ……! ”

The girl blushes once more. It seemed to be trying to show us how far the human has access to the red. I further recalled the hologram notification window that the appeal was up 2. It really was a great party.

Ivar Lothbrok moves his arms away from me. It didn't do any good. I was drunk and my hands were muddled, and I couldn't push myself, so I slipped easily.

“I, Your Majesty. The night is too deep. I mean, the thing is, ― Hu-huh!? ”

She couldn't finish her sentence. I stopped him on the way.

Pushes gently when approaching, and violently chases away when retreating. That was my favorite tactic. Ivar Lothbrok shakes his arm, his eyes wide open in an unexpected blow. The resistance was weak.

“Hehe... heh, heh. Wait... ugh. ”

Lips overlapped and tongues entangled. Every moment a gap opened, a hot breath flowed through it. Ivar Lothbrok's mouth was as luscious as the Americas that drank all night. At some point, the girl's arm, which pushes me away, is collapsing.

I saw it and slowly opened my lips.

I whispered playfully.

“How are you? You're a little sober now. ”

“ ……. ”

Ivar Lothbrok bows his head. She mutters in haste.

“Well, please take good care of it. ”

Even his voice is red in shame.

It is important to distinguish between two cases if a woman has given her consent, whether she has truly given her consent or whether she has given her permission in an atmosphere. It doesn't matter if I want to spend the night with this woman. But if you're going to build up a long time, you have to start to make sure you don't have any regrets.

It is usually very difficult to judge. Especially if each other is drunk. But…….

Ivar Lombard, the Vampire, likes 14 more!

There are people in the world who realize the truth in really strange ways. It's me.

“Hmmm... ”

I stroked the girl's cheek and kissed her again. This time there was no resistance at all to push this way. We were naturally drawn to gravity and lay on the couch.

That night, a girl who had lived forgetting a man for thousands of years remembered what pleasure was.

* * *

Ivar Lothbrok was spread out on the couch as a Nazin.

“Hmmm... Hmmm... ”

I groaned in my sleep for the aftermath of pleasure. The violent traces of spermatozoa poured down his thighs, hair, and crotch. The white body that sparkled on the candle was rather dazzling. I stood up on my feet with her head a few times.

“Phew.”

I washed the candles.

“...... Was it bad for the guy who just came back as a woman? ”

I felt a little overwhelmed.

I honestly admitted my mistake. As I usually deal with Laura, the threshold rises too high. Now, Laura, whose sex slavery level shocked me, was able to pass out a couple of times even though she mixed her body all day long.

Laura and I had a six-hour basis. When I got used to it, I ran off without being considerate of the other person. Gosh, I should have considered Ivar Lodbroke's return to a woman's body for the first time in thousands of years!

The results are self-evident. Ivar Lodbroke is at a loss.

“Ugh. I've planted too many violent memories in my first experience. ”

Stupid idiot.

Obviously Ivar Lothbrok wasn't a virgin after all. The reason I swore to avenge the Demon King in the first place was because of my past lover.

But thousands of years have passed. In other words, there was an expiration date for virgins, so if I had not experienced it as a woman for thousands of years, I should have just treated it as a virgin. Like a thousand years of sympathy, like brother Veled still sympathizes.

I should have been more considerate, bitter. When I saw the full hero of the game panting in my arms, the brakes were crushed by rats and birds. Something exploded.

Looking at the girl who collapsed helplessly on the couch, I scratched her back.

“... at least give me a bath. ”

I set the fireplace on my hand.

I retrieved the appropriate canister and filled it with water. Then you plunge the stone on the fireplace into the cistern. As the water vapor rose, the water warmed. Hot water complete!

I tore the cloak and temporarily made a towel. I soaked this towel in hot water and gently washed Ivar Lodbroke's body to prevent him from waking up.

“Heheh heh heh heh. ”

A nostril came out by itself.

It was not a particularly painful labor. Rather, it was pleasant.The man who refuses to scrub the body of a beautiful girl must not exist in the world.

“Hmmm... Hmmm... ”

Ivar Lothbrok groans in the middle. I washed my thin forearms, smooth calves, and swollen breasts with warm towels.

This was a perfectly natural courtesy.

Let's say a woman runs violently and loses her mind. I woke up so hard, I couldn't believe it. His body is covered in a sticky, slippery liquid. It's gonna be the worst day of my life!

“Ugh.”

God, it's horrible to imagine....

May every woman in the world have a refreshing morning.

At least I was obligated to serve her a 'good morning' when I was distracted by last night's frenzy. Well, even though the script was drastic, if you feel good when you wake up, people are like, "That was awesome last night! 'Cause I believe it.

In short, this is all about working in advance so that the other person has a good image for me.

“Cleaned! ”

A moment later, Ivar Lodbroke is cleared. My skin turned white and slippery from fingertips to toes.

You put her on the couch, and then you hold her palm up like a shrine.

I bowed my head naturally.

“Thank you for your meal. ”

“Hmmm... Hmmm... ”

“It was really good. ”

I give thanks to the Goddess of Olympus, who has also provided me with food today.

Yesterday Gamigin, today Ivar Lodbroke, tomorrow Pymon and Citri are scheduled. So this is the blessing of the goddesses. What else is there but grace?

I am a humble servant of Lady Aphrodite, but I will practice and cultivate love as she has commanded me in the world. If there is anything trivial in me, give me generosity, and if there is anything to praise me, give me even more grace.

“Amen."

I painted a tight-knit object with a hand gesture I learned as a priest.

In fact, I am not a priest of Aphrodite, I am a priest of Artemis, and to Lady Artemis there is no such thing as Amen, and even though she is not only a guardian of virginity and purity - I interpret the will of Goddess according to Reformation as follows: 'Harvest it with all the virgins and virgins in the world.'

Originally, every religion needed a reformed interpretation.

“Well, it's over. Perfect.”

I put a little blanket over Ivar Lodbroke.

Then I left the commercial building with my body slighted.

“Heheheh. Let's march, son and daughter of our country. ”

I wonder if the goddess is kind enough to follow her faithfully today.

After the meeting, my steps were very light and refreshing. I smoked a cigarette walking down the street in a pleasant way. It was a mixture of cool morning air and aromatic freshwater to make me feel the best.

“Grab the spear, fellow citizens! Ahhh, lead your troops! ”

Sunlight hit my body brightly.

Every time I do this, I think about not taking the world more seriously than it needs to be.

Isn't the world beautiful like this?

* * *

“ ……! ”

Ivar Lothbrok takes a deep breath and raises a furious upper body.

She looks around as if she's possessed by something. But there was nothing in the room. As the girl frowned and tried to remember last night, a sudden, overwhelming headache struck her.

“... Ugh. ”

I was hungover.

It was only then that the bottles on the floor of the room came into view. Thirty, fifty, seventy…… As a merchant, I counted things according to my van habits, but my headache interfered. She counted to 72 bottles and gave up.

My head doesn't spin at all.

Ivar Lothbrok had a long experience knowing what to do with it.

“So… seeing King Dantalian…. ”

The girl began to think with words, not accidents. I tracked down what happened last night step-by-step, using the power of what was spilled out of my mouth.

“Making bets... drinking... and.... ”

And I remembered what I had done.

“ ……. ”

Ivar Lothbrok grips his head with both hands and groans silently.

What the hell are you doing?

You must be crazy to mix your body with the most dangerous molecule in the Demon Prince's army! No matter how drunk you are, how foolish you can be, Lodbroke! Idiot!

“…… No, no. It is not just a 'trade' that suffers losses. ”

The girl said to herself fearlessly.

“Yes. If we have a deeper relationship with His Holiness, we can intervene in the Demon King's army on the other side." That's exactly what we need to use from now on... good. After pretending to be a virgin in love and deceiving you... ”

Maybe it's because I struggled too much.

Something shifts and slides from the body and falls to the ground. Ivar Lothbrok looks down, and there is a rather luxurious cloak.

“ ……. ”

The girl picks up her cloak and lifts it. This was also memorable. It was the cloak of King Dantalian. She opens her cloak with both hands and stares at it for a while.

Ivar Lothbrok brings his nose to the cloak of Slummy. I smelled the cloak without a word.

“ ……. ”

Luckily, no one saw her.