Dungeon Defense (WN)

Well, even though Pymon's complexion has improved, it's probably worth it.

The fleet was robbed before they even attacked. From the perspective of the Habsburg Republic, you must feel haunted by a ghost in slumber. You will be convinced that there are monstrous soldiers here.

I'm sorry, it's too late.

“Instead of a surprise, you should wage all-out war. If I had led all my garrison troops and deployed all the Knights and Wizards, I might have changed the outcome. ”

Laura's assessment.

Nearby, the Knights are completely incinerated. Even the precious and precious wizard's power has been damaged. All the luxurious disease had been eradicated. Ogres and wizards, on the other hand, survived.

Still, I didn't give up Heidelberg Fortress.

You continue to organize the Star Troupe, aiming for a discreet gap here. Nearby cities cheered for the army. But what they believed to be a gap was all Laura's intended mistake. As the cities were dispatching their troops, they took five nearby cities from our side.

Overwhelming.

You have to put it this way.

The enemy walks into circulation as the last resort. A total of fifteen large galleys were advanced, including the Factory Ship. The enemy was no fool. It was disguised as one of the fifteen ships.

A situation that may allow the ship to approach if it is mistaken. Laura also judged Laura extremely coldly.

“I respond calmly. Depending on how submerged the ship is, you can tell if it's a factory ship or not. If it was a Factory ship, it would have been filled with brass instead of soldiers. ”

“Yes. Yes. ”

Citri gives you a big nod. Citri had resigned against Laura in her own way. You don't understand anyway, so just nod your head and we'll be fine.

“Concentrate the Lizards and Spirits on that ship. First we take out the ship, then we take out the rest. ”

“So you want me to clear the shallow sinking ship first? Okay."

Choice and focus were always right on the battlefield.

Out of the fifteen boats, they sank shallow into the river, all four of them. Hundreds of underwater monsters rush towards the four. The rowers are slaughtered in an instant, and the sails collapse badly.

Four ships lost sails and oars tangled in the middle of the river. They have become a huge obstacle, impeding the passage of other ships in the human army.

“That's it. All units, fire fire your fire arrows." ”

An arrow splits through the sky and rains down on the ship. Lizardman himself swam with his torch and burned himself. A full-filled fireship filled with greasy brass grass burns to the ground.

The rough fire slowly catches up with the other ships.

“Catch the fire! Stupid bastards-- put out the fire, not jump! ”

“Sa, help me! ”

“Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Fall back!”

Hell is spreading out on the tide.

The galleys are on fire. Despite being blocked by the obstacles, the enemy's fleet burns. Our monster army killed a human army trying to swim up the river to surround it from both sides.

One of the ships was carrying gunpowder. The ship exploded in splendor. I dragged up to three ships around me to see if I'd drowned by myself. It was a nice suicide.

Do we really need to revisit the results? We won.

“Captured knights thrive at the gates of the city. ”

Knights in heavy armor are drowned and captured by the majority of captives. You were able to get a generous ransom for your release, but without hesitation, Laura executed everyone.

I asked because I was suspicious.

“Laura. You don't want to collect the knight's head, do you? ”

“…… how the Lord sees a girl. The girl distinguishes between her work and work. This is the battlefield of the continent, not the Lord's Castle. A girl can't force a hobby. ”

Horses twisted their heads around each other's necks, full of thoughts about collecting their tentacle heads.

I looked at her with cold eyes.

“Laura, are you a pervert? ”

“…… I'm very, very angry because I hear a pervert from the Lord, not someone else. I never imagined that the day would come when a girl would want to hit the one who serves her as the Lord, but I want to hit the Master for this moment. Can I hit him?”

Laura shudders.

“Ha. Are you saying I'm a pervert? ”

“No way. That's exactly what I meant. She has never seen a pervert like the Lord in her life, and she will never see him again. ”

“Oh, my gosh! That's slanderous. ”

I went off the rails.

“Laura was nine hours with me, twenty hours of baking, and she went one step further and fucked Barbato. Since I took my body without gender restriction, the perversion of that taste will cover the whole world. ”

“What? When did she want it? Nine hours. Twenty hours. It was all forced by the Lord himself! The Lord is a pervert among perverts, and even Goddess Aphrodite will be frightened and flee! ”

Laura is not defeated, but branched out.

“By the way, how many women has the Lord fucked so far! There is also the audacity. You ignorant cheater! ”

“Hmph. Anything in the world is better than sheep. Even though I've joined 225 women, I've only slept with reason. Whereas what about Laura? You fucked a gay Barbato! Laura is much more perverted in her qualities! ”

We raise our voices so that the soldiers can hear us. Pymon, standing nearby, tries to stop the fight, but he can't stop us from turning our tails.

“Even a five-year-old child will laugh at the Lord's logic. What if the girl had slept with President Barbato? You slept with Citri! Sister Citri is benign, so she is much more nurturing than a fairy tale and a slutty girl! ”

“Don't be ridiculous! You backwards faggot! I can attack and do it like a dog! ”

“If you try, you can spread the fact that the Lord is a pervert all over the place! ”

We grunted, bumping into each other's foreheads.

“Goddamn pervert! ”

“Unanswered stockings! ”

“If you stick with your butt, you'll die! ”

“That Lord is a man with an admirable knee! This is going to be ridiculous!”

“This, this, this, this flattering outdoor exposure--!? ”

“You're a pervert! ”

Laura and I have already been there, so once there was a fight, almost no one could stop us. We look at Pymon at the same time, as it's clear that it won't stay together forever.

“Pymon! What do you think?" Laura's more perverted, isn't she? ”

“King Pymon! You're a pervert, subjectively and objectively, aren't you? ”

Pymon frowns and aches. The statue of Roden is immersed in a face that suffers enough to lightly remove it from your butt.

“To be honest…… they're both in pretty bad shape, and they seem to be getting worse. In a word, it's serious. ”

Laura and I point fingers at each other.

“So who's the bigger pervert? ”

“So which one's the more mutant ion? ”

Pymon sighs.

“…… even though the directionality is slightly different, it seems as clear as the fact that they are both inexorable. The directionality is also tilting in a very bad way. You can't hide your superiority from both sides. Well, in a way, it doesn't seem like you're a natural. ”

I was shocked.

Even though I have been a pervert, I have prided myself on being not as perverted as Laura. Are you telling me that a woman and I go away 200 times a day was a peer pervert?

“I didn't know I was such a pervert……. ”

“Why is the Lord shocked? A girl faced a lifetime of identity confusion. Goddess, was the girl so vulgar that she was treated as an equal to the lord...? ”

We are depressed because the grass is dead. I lost my will to life.

Pymon was embarrassed and tried to cheer us up by inadvertently achieving all this blood.

“You know, for me, I don't really understand why you two are so depressed and why.... Did I do something wrong? Did I do something wrong? No? I'd like to believe not. ”

Despite winning, your command is overwhelmed by defeat.

Citri returns in a moment. She was on her way to drown all the other prisoners but the Knights. The command unanimously agreed to the slaughter, because the standard prisoners cost nothing but food.

“What? What's wrong with the atmosphere? ”

Citri blinks and asks. Laura and I were riding a hyper-speed rollercoaster toward depression, and Pymon had no choice but to explain.

“Hmm.”

Citri heard the whole story. She was the face that still didn't understand.

“Hey, Dantalian. Laura, have you ever had sex with a Minotaur? ”

It was a silly question. The two of us, of course, shook our heads to the sides.

“Have you had group sex with a bunch of Goblins? ”

“... I don't have one. ”

“There's no way that's possible. ”

Citri frowned like a mathematician facing an era of difficulty.

“What about underwater sex with the lizards? Have you ever been hit by an incubator and hit by a circumference? Have you ever had an esophagus burst in a Troll's penis? What was your experience with the Serpents? ”

When we answered no to all the questions, Citri tilted her head in a more incomprehensible look.

“Then why are you two 'perverts'? You didn't do anything. ”

“ ……. ”

“Heh heh. I've done everything I can. Both of you are really ordinary sunbae! There's no need to fight. Let's make up and shake hands! ”

Citri grabbed our hands and hooked them up, smiling at the ventricle.

Laura and I looked at Citri in complete awe. The monster was there. Is it a slight misunderstanding of the meaning of our gaze? Citri sighs adorably.

“By the way, if you're interested in being a pervert, let me know anytime! I'll teach you kindly one by one! I love Dantalian and Laura. Hehe.”

We had to shake our heads with all our might.

There is an endless universe above the blue sky. The universe was so deep and vast that ordinary people would die instantly if they went on a careless journey.

Laura and I realized the truth. The riper the rice, the lower the head...

* * *

Fort Heidelberg surrendered in exactly eleven months.

They sent an envoy first. He pleaded with us, please, to save the lives of citizens. The commander leading our army was officially Citri, but unofficially Pymon, so Pymon was given the right to make a decision.

“I accept the terms of surrender. ”

Today is the day the gates are promised to be opened. While Laura was guarding the command post, we enjoyed sailing and slowly arrived in Heidelberg along the river.