Dungeon Defense (WN)

1. Root no.07: Straight to the Bottom of the Day

The third empress of the Habsburg Empire, Elizabeth von Habsburg, was sitting in the Oval Office. Recently, there has been a commotion in the palace, with the princess rotting in her hair. On the other hand, an ordinary man fell into the lake inside the Imperial Palace.

The fact that the imperial palace, which boasted meticulous security, was breached by one commoner, shocked all palaces. Furthermore, the incident may come as a political shock to Empress Elizabeth, who is making an impact on the imperial guard.

Perhaps. As Elizabeth was pondering, the prison warden who had bought it in advance told her. A layman on the lake, begging to see himself. She hopes that she might be able to use him, and Princess Elizabeth goes to prison in secret.

A young man who looks fabulous chatted like a shotgun as soon as he saw Elizabeth.

“Greetings, glorious Habsburg. To cut to the chase, the small sign is that you are full of the desire to regenerate your empire, and I will not spare your loyalty and cooperation with it. Rudolf von Habsburg first holds the sex slaves of nobles in the basement of his mansion, and if you reveal this, you will simply win the Royal Heights. And at the level that I'm contracting with Prince Ferdinand von Habsburg, the Merchants Guild is actually a group of anti-empires sponsored by the Kingdom of Brittany. If you search the Merchant Guild like a rat, you will be charged with treason. Also, Earl Decibrit, who is currently in charge of the National Guard, his two deputies are always ready to take pictures of his boss' back. Because Earl Decibrit had a wife. You look embarrassed.Of course, I don't think any of this is going to be believable. But trust me, I know that when you were ten years old, you dealt with your sister, Prince Robert, under the cherry blossom tree in the forest behind the palace… Your Majesty? Are you all right, Your Grace? You look pale. Anyway, I don't know if this is the time for the first and second princesses to be alive, but this is a great opportunity. The Parcenes in Sardinia have the infamy Laura, and she must be recruited. I need to use your" Shadows "for at least a day... Wait a minute. Your Majesty, please don't faint. If you and I work together, the continental unity is free to eat. ”

2. Root no.12: Your pattern is' Strong Drug Tough Drug '.

Baal the Great was appalled. In exactly 11 hours after entering his castle, the humans wiped out all of the Demon army, and did not fall into a single trap, and even defeated Baal himself as "The Short Man." Surprisingly, man was a "girl," and furthermore, he looked only 15 years old!

Baal barely speaks with his heart pierced by the sword.

“How...... did the human body gain such strength?" ”

“Baal the Great. Sequence # 1. Activates the unique magic of the Red Dragon when physically attacked, and the unique magic of the Blue Dragon when enchanted. However, when attacked at the same time by a large military horse, there is a pattern that removes the half-enchanted cloak, which makes it most effective to attack directly by the Magic Swordsman. ”

“Yes, you, what nonsense...? ”

The girl smiled very bitterly, not to her age.

“It's only been 89 times I've bad-ended him, dog gum. ”

3. Root no.28: On, until the end of the world

Venus Pants is filled with Zija's fury in a keyboard battle. Once the brain was hot, nobody could stop her, so Venus Pants drove the reincarnated No. 2 truck and beat the son of a bitch.

But here she made a crucial mistake. In deciding which sequence the opponent was possessed by the devil, he had to write '72', but he pressed '2' again and entered '722'. Later, Venus Pants recalled the excuse that "I drank soju last night……” but the situation was already growing.

Since there is no Demon King in sequence 722 in the world, the system malfunctioned, randomly turned random once the specified sequence was gone, and depending on the malicious and opportunistic spread and the Novelist cliché full of the world, the opponent was possessed by Baal at the top of the sequence if necessary. The most powerful Demon King ever cried out. Possessed Baal was the best of the Demon Monarchs. God and the Horsemen have won. We all won. Possessed Baal was one in the world. Anyway, he cried out. The world was destroyed.

4. Root no.29: My Korea can't be the Jupiter Empire!

Here, Venus Pants makes a crucial mistake.

There is no Demon King in 722 in the world, so the system malfunctioned, and according to the malicious, nationalistic and Novelic spread of the world, the other party was reincarnated into the 16th-century Joseon Peninsula.

The original owner of the body who was reincarnated was Lee Seung-gyung from the Lower Legion. He was a boy who would become a forefather someday.

5. Root no.50: If only Cleopatra's nose were a little lower…….

According to Novelist Clice, Dantalian has become a very handsome man.

The hermaphroditic body type disappeared and became an appropriately embedded model. The handsome power was roughly the love of the Crown Prince when he was reborn into the Romantic Water, and when he was reborn into the Three Kingdoms TSwater, Cao Cao and Yu would fight with each other, and even though they were reborn into Raid Water, they could beat 100,000 beautiful women on their feet.

After Dantalian killed Andromalius and stood at the hearing, Pymon, who was originally trying to blame Dantalian, had no choice but to whisper.

"You're so handsome! ’

A piece of marble from God was breathing down there. Barbato dropped his wine glass, and Gamejin broke the look on his face for centuries. Every queen in the place had a serious bounce on her heart.

The problem was that it wasn't just the Queen Dowager who attended the hearings. All the male Demon Kings who were there fell in love with Dantalian. Despite the almost war between the Dantalians, the Demon King's reluctant request concluded a temporary ceasefire agreement. However, this was only the beginning of a tragedy.

“All history up until now has been the history of class struggle! ”

Dantalian shouts in the midst of Bruno Plain, 100,000 humans and 100,000 Maine. He was leaving behind a historic keynote address, but none of it came into his ears.

"Here, handsome! ’

‘It's like the God of Beauty is coming! ’

I feel dizzy because I'm so handsome! ’

In the struggle for the capture of the Dantalians, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Henrietta and the kings of each country participated in a great deal. Dantalian desperately tried to stop the war, but it was of no use, and despite the age of men and women, the Monarch of all Mahjong and the Monarch of all mankind plunged into a world of shock and horror. It was as Dantalian had hoped.

Surprisingly, the last winner was Citri.

6. Root no.99: If only the Demon King was a little different…….

“Then I shall begin the hearings. ”

Marvas speaks through.

Marvas has always been in charge of the control of conflict and was proud of it, but he wanted to avoid taking on society as much as he did at the hearing today. But Marvas muttered that no one but Marvas could be the mediator, and more frankly, he was forced to leave because no one else wanted to.

“Defendant Dantalian. ”

“Yes.”

Dantalian nods earnestly.

“Do the Defendants know that it is time for our National Guard to enter the continent? ”

“I know. ”

“In other words, do you realize that at least one of the Demon King's deserts could cause fatal harm to his allies? ”

“I know that too. ”

Marvas thumps and slaps the table.

“Then why did you get the Demon Kings pregnant as a group? ”

In addition to Barbato, Agarose, Pymon, Garmigin, Citri, there were seven other queues of the Demon Queen. They stroke their bellies together as if they were lovely, but they all call their bellies a hill.

“It's slander. I didn't induce pregnancy on purpose under any circumstances. ”

Dantalian still replies with a clumsy expression.

Marvas handed over the paperwork while grinding it.

“According to the testimony, you had at least two sexual relationships with Barbato 11 times, Gamygin seven times, Pymon seven times, Citri three times, and the rest of the Demon Kings. By the way, you've had 67 intercourse in 30 days! ”

By the way, this was limited to the Queen Dowager. In sum, even humans, ordinary minds skipped three times the number in a heartbeat.

It was terrible for Marvas to read a document with these facts.

“Not even for a month, but for six months. Are you going to say that you didn't intentionally get her pregnant? Make up your mind, Chief of Staff. ”

Dantalian's expression remained the same.

“The likelihood of pregnancy is quite low, and it is even more bizarre to have a group pregnancy. And that actually happened. ”

“I'm going to get pregnant because I'm fucking around on a stupid day! ”

Marvas screams.

Horribly, the Demon Kings asked the group for a "maternity leave." If we accept this, the forces of the Moon Blind will become half-ragged. If you lose the war afterwards, historians will summarize the causes of your defeat in two words: "pregnancy." It was a nightmare.

“You feisty dog, you couldn't bear it for a moment during the war! ”

“Are you asking me to hold on to my sex drive? Excuse me, Marvas. I don't know what that means...... How can you bear such lust? ”

“Barbatos only has a 'twelve' body! Damn it! What should I do about childbirth? ”

“Your mother will always stay young, and your child will feel good. ”

Dantalian relaxed as if he genuinely thought so. Marvas realizes this one's dead.

Boom!

The messenger slams through the door. Marvas yells with an impression.

“You bastard! How dare you make such a racket here! ”

“Sin, sorry, Commander. However, there is a major ambassador who needs to report urgently...... His Highness Baal is pregnant! ”

I beg your pardon?

“Let me rephrase that. His Highness Baal is pregnant and has declared a maternity leave. ”

What do you say?

“W-what are you talking about? Baal is a man... ”

“I've hidden my gender so far, but it was actually a woman. You were using a facial transformation spell. Sir, the 7th Army is in complete disarray. The news is spreading, and the rest of the troops are panicking. According to His Majesty Baal, the child's father told me to preach to Dantalian... ”

“ ……. ”

Marvas and all the Demon Kings whispered.

Taking a look of shock and horror, Dantalian mutters silently with a face that he really doesn't understand.

“Strange. I've only done it 'once'... ”

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Among Harry Potter's fans is a piece called The Harry Potter Act of Reasonable Thinking. It's a masterpiece. One of them is called Omarke, and it's so fun to look at it that I wrote a cover like that once.

There's one problem here.

Was Baal really a woman or not?

However, since Baal is already dead in this chapter, there is no way to confirm it, this problem will remain an everlasting mystery in schrodinger Baal around the world….