Dungeon Defense (WN)

“I looked into it beforehand, and Frank usually has an interest rate of about one. ”

I grabbed the pipe and set it on fire. A fresh scent wrapped around my mouth.

“It's a little bit of interest for the government that just got in. If you ask me to lend you four quid, I'll be grateful. ”

“Ugh…. ”

Ivar shudders. Maybe he was trying to get up. However, I felt the strength of my hands on the ground, and I was lying on the ground again. I bent down and pulled Ivar onto the bed.

The girl's skin was transparent and glowing with sweat. The Vampire had something in common with the Demon King. It was that the body fluids didn't smell much. I feel good about burying my face in my chest.

“Ivar, your body smells good. ”

“…… 4 coins is too little. ”

Ivar mutters in a mosquito-like voice.

“You can't talk unless you get at least seven dollars. ”

“Huh. You're not doing a very good job of calculating money. Good. Who will follow you about business? Do whatever you want."

Ivar nods slightly.

“…… His Holiness Dantalian is modest. ”

“Yes, Inspector? Me?"

I was a little embarrassed by the appearance of words that didn't fit at all. Ivar Lodbroke was the richest man alive. Is it not a big deal for such a punishment?

“I think I'm spending a lot of money at this point. ”

“It's a bit different from what I've been told. If we look at what you have invested so far, we can see that it is Mahjong, Territory, Bribery and Military Supply. On the other hand, he is indifferent to clothing or accessories. ”

Perhaps Ivar told me he doesn't fancy me. I showed him the pipe with a bloody smile.

“I don't know if you know this, but I'm bleeding for the beginning of the year. A perfume made by hand for Alchemists. You're invisible, the Demon King Dantalian enjoys luxury more than anyone else. ”

“Excuse me, but that's the point. It's invisible to people. ”

Ivar touches the pinky fingers of my left hand.

My left hand had no stops or weaknesses. Ivar liked to touch his left hand, which had become a defect. I didn't even know what childhood needs were projected.

“Luxury people make sense to recognize. His Holiness Dantalian is on drugs... ”

“Beginning of the year.”

“… while you spend enormous amounts of money at the beginning of the year or on alcohol, you're just incredibly stingy with other people's eye-catching items. That's all I need to do right now. ”

Ivar picked up and spread a bunch of clothes lying around the bed.

“The same black top as your panties, worn out for years…… and only someone who is completely indifferent about dressing like this would wear this. ”

“Who, dummy? ”

“His Holiness Dantalian has narrow shoulders and no livelihoods, so if you don't wear the right clothes, you won't be very glamorous. ”

“ ……. ”

Why does Citri and all the girls I'm close to chew on my style? Scary.

“It severely damages your elegance. ”

Ivar Lothbrok mutters with the eyes of a hawk-like merchant.

“Really, Laffith Lazuli went halfway into the royal palace and didn't care about any of this. It's a disgrace to the name of our council. ”

She looked up at me carefully.

“That's... that's why I don't care, Your Majesty. Since the transition ended and the ball ended greatly. ”

Rarely, Ivar writhes.

“If time is of the essence...... if the words of the plaintiff do not become the lungs of one to you. So.”

“Hmm? I don't know what it is, but it's quite unusual. ”

I sucked a sip of the candle deep.

“Phew. It's you and me. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. You finally did me a favor with Frank. Speak freely. ”

“ ……. ”

A Bondi deal is a way to go if something's coming. I meant it.

Then Ivar takes a big breath. For some reason, my face was slightly red. She looked me in the eye and said that she had made her decision.

“Ho, would it be all right if I picked out a suit for you...?" ”

“ ……. ”

What the hell.

“I, His Holiness Dantalian, think that He will build a close relationship with our Chamber in the future, and that it is also the duty of the Chamber to support Dantalian in some way, or fundamental sponsorship. ”

I forgot to smoke the lotus grass and stared blankly at Ivar.

Ivar realized my gaze and became even more dizzy. My cheeks looked flushed with poisonous redness because my skin was white.

“Since you deserve the duty of self-defense, there is no other purpose or intent, that is to say, the day of going is long, and you are enjoying the leisure time like a gathering, so I'm going to unpack the burden I've been trampling on... …. ”

“Cute ears. ”

“…… Yes? Did you hear wrong? ”

I couldn't help but hug Ivar.

“How could you be so innocent! ”

“Ha, ha? ”

“Yes! This is it! I wanted this! ”

Innocence!

The overwhelming purity of even being ashamed to talk about dating a couple!

Barbatos sings to date and takes away some weird lesbian spears. Laura gets nervous about everything. Pymon always smiles when she meets a relaxed adult, and Gamekin feels like she's the one.

Citri's the only one who's ashamed, but it's a little weird.

The SM Club is the place to take me when I'm embarrassed. The level of play and play as pure as hard work beats a wicked man's cheeks to 6 bits. It doesn't make any sense.

But look at Ivar Lothbrok.

The sole purpose of a date is to buy your lover something cool!

“How healthy. How pure.... ”

I had to be moved by the tears of this soapy bubble-like existence.

“Your Majesty, why are you bleeding? The little one is embarrassed.”

“Ivar Lodbroke. Truly, you are as beautiful as a jewel. ”

“Yes, yes? ”

Ivar's ears turned red.

“The Age of Darkness by Bayah. The earth that used to be full of light now passes only wicked tricks and hypocrisy, so there was no way I could not grieve as a mere minstrel looking for me, Dantalian, and purity. ”

“ ……. ”

For some reason Ivar looked at it with his eyes and ignored it, saying, 'It's not because of you at all.'

“I'm so glad I found the Hamman Treasure here, my skull is about to ascend. Clothes? Oh, I'll buy you as much as I want. Pick up an evening dress, a party dress, a ring, a necklace, anything. ”

“I, Your Majesty. What is yours, not mine……. ”

Ivar hesitates, but ignores again.

I declared it tough.

“Today, Nibbleheim has surrendered himself! ”

My wallet rarely opens. It's a little raw.

However, once opened, Chaos Warp will open.

I grabbed Ivar by the wrist and raised my finger like an Amundsen expedition commander shouting, "I will conquer Antarctica from now on."

“Here. Let's get out of here, Ivar Lodbroke! The night of magic awaits us. ”

“Now, wait a minute. Your Majesty. I have to get dressed... ”

We ran out of the commercial building. They were both in pajamas, but it didn't matter. To be precise, Ivar exclaims, please allow me enough time to dress, but it pours into my ears. I called the most expensive wagon in the city.

“Famous clothing store for the city. ”

I climbed into the wagon and revealed my destination.

The elf horseman bows politely.

“To what degree can I direct you to the famous store, Your Majesty? ”

“Of course, it's the most expensive place. ”

“I take my orders. ”

The wagon slingshot through Nibbleheim's streets without even a beat.

We pilgrimaged from the clothing designer's shop.

“Oh my, I've never had such a beautiful guest. Your secret lover? ”

“Oh? Me, I……. ”

Ivar was overwhelmed by the designer's question. I grabbed her shoulder.

“Yes, I have a new lover. Show some respect. ”

“Ah! As expected, my lord Dantalian. I'm a sample of a bad man! ”

There was no horse that didn't recognize my face that had already become famous. A clothing store owner, Circubus, shakes his head and brings a sample of the design that suits Ivar.

“Beautiful lady. They're all made of the finest materials. What do you think? It's a good thing it reflects the latest trends and doesn't give up classic style. ”

“Ha, ha. ”

“Too modest? Don't worry, if you turn around like this, my goodness! The back is clear and sexy. Perfect for young, yet strangely mature girls like you! What do you think?”

“Hmm. Good. ”

Ivar can't say anything while being pushed by his master, and I say something cool.

“I'll buy.”

“Great, Dantalian! ”

The owner's eyes sparkle like gold coins.

“How about an outdoor dress here? Or this dress for the ball. I can't miss this dress, which specializes in sleeping. ”

“Phew.”

I smoked a lot of cigarettes. Then I scrubbed through the shelves with my fingers.

“Everything from there to here. ”

“Gaaaah!”

He turned his back on the owner of the clothing store who had fainted for a lifetime, and the wagon headed to the next destination. A Goblin owner at the necklace shop frowned and came out from the entrance.

“I'm familiar with the designation, Your Majesty. It is an unprecedented honor to welcome you as a guest today. ”

“Recommend a necklace that suits this lady well. ”

“Oh.”

The Goblin lifts his outer egg glasses. The craftsman's eyes sparkled.

“She has white skin and a pretty neck. It's exquisite, even the clavicle. The necklace would be delighted if it was worn to him. Your Majesty, what kind of jewelry do you prefer? ”

“I think you misunderstood the spell. ”

I shook my head.

“I told this lady to recommend any necklace if it suits her well. ”

“Uh, any necklace, Your Grace? ”

“Ah. Any necklace. ”

The Goblin Master swallowed a saliva. In his eyes, the craftsmanship had just vanished and the merchant's greed was shining with a rainbow.

“I'm sorry. Your Highness, I didn't realize your intentions were important. I'll be right with you.”

The Goblin has been wandering around somewhere with his assistant.

“Here you go. Necklaces made of the finest stones from Olbala Hell, all of which have been crafted over the years by famous artisans. Here. You can start wearing this. ”

Ivar tries on about ten necklaces one by one.

“What do you like, mademoiselle? ”

“I... I don't know anything. ”

Ivar is still unconscious.

For Ivar Lothbrok, Nibbleheim was the front yard of his house, but this was the first time he had ever walked around in his own body. You'd never imagine going to a women's clothing and jewelry store.

A partner's role in replacing a lover's decision if it is not made.

I punched a pipe out of my mouth and said,

“I'll take all this stuff. ”

That day, nine shopkeepers passed out in Nibbleheim.