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"Hey, I knew you couldn't just sneak it home?

No, sir.

After defeating Silverfang, he was carrying it back to Alistair as he pulled that giant back.

I have a toolbox (item box) if I just want to bring it back so I can easily bring it back.

But it was Melissa who didn't allow it.

"You have to tell the people in the city that Silver Fang has been crusaded."

In Alistair, a vigilant attitude is still being laid as to whether silver fangs will come under attack.

Besides, the Adventurer should remain standing by near the gate for an emergency request sent out to defend the city.

City dwellers, adventurers.

The facts that have been crusaded for all sorts of people should be told.

"Well, I know that."

It is also necessary to show the crusaded figure of Silverfang in a visible way from afar in order to give much of the crusaded fact. In that sense, it was just fine to take him.

And it's impossible to sneak it back.

Silverfang, who crusaded this time, intends to give it to his grandfather, a merchant.

That would result in a flow of silver fang corpses to the market. We're talking about nature and where we got the silver fangs from, and I don't think we can hide the fact that we crusaded through it.

Then you should let them know a lot from the start.

However, I am also dissatisfied.

"Exactly. This size is heavy."

"We can't have as many women as we want."

I can't hold it, but it's hard to carry because of my big body.

No, I know what Melissa's trying to say.

If Ira, a swordsman, were to be seen by the city folks carrying him to Sylvia the Repellent or Melissa the Wizard, who is generally supposedly weak in arms, what would I look like?

(Well, at least you'll be certified as a livestock bastard who lets women hold heavy baggage fine)

As much as it seems that way to the people in the city who are going to continue to live in it, it's no big deal to have some patience.

"Are you okay over there?

Ask Ira with the head of the silver fang she slashed off, just like me.

I just couldn't afford to carry it to my head while carrying my torso, so I decided to leave it to Ira.

"I don't have a problem with the weight either, but there's a situation where I'm carrying a corpse this big..."

I know how that feels.

It's hard on us that we're not used to carrying the body as it is, even though we drain blood where we defeated Silverfang and the decapitated surface of our neck is magically frozen and processed to keep the corpse rot from going any further.

"I think this is the same experience as the normal adventurers"

I wasn't used to carrying a body because I was able to get a storage ring from quite early on.

Ira also worked individually before joining our party, but she wasn't used to handling demon material she defeated because of the centrality of escort requests and violent demon crusade requests.

"That's kind of noisy."

I finally got to where I could see Alistair after spending over an hour walking from where the battle was.

But it's noisy in front of the gate.

In front of the gate, dozens or so of adventurers watched us as we solidified, and behind us, the city guards were bewildered.

"Okay. It's because of this."

This - because of Ira's holding silver fang head.

"You know what?"

Ira was walking to the city with her head in front of her chest.

Because of this, the city folks found Silverfang just head first. And if you look for the torso somewhere, it's right next door. You can see me carrying it as I pull something together.

"If you try them, you don't know when they'll attack you, because it's like the object of fear appeared with its head and torso amputated."

The people who were in front of the gate were in a panic because of it.

It wasn't a mistake to do what Melissa said if it's been a mess so far.

In the meantime, moving to the front of the Alliance Master, who was partitioning the adventurers to explain the situation, lowers the silver fang on his back to the ground, and Ira puts her head down too.

"I'm done crusading Silverfang"

"... did you really crusade Silverfang"

"It's not a fake."

"Of course I'm not suspicious. I know because I've fought about ten years ago too, but this guy's definitely a real silver fang."

The adventurers who were in front of the gate boil down to the words of the Alliance Master.

He thought there was no way Silverfang could really be crusaded if the S-Rank Adventurer party couldn't even crusade more than one.

"I'm sorry. I imitated you to take away your urgent requests."

"What are you talking about? Emergency requests are mostly dangerous. There's no such thing as getting mad at me because I've been cleared of my request. On the contrary, I want to thank you for not imitating the danger of dying."

"Thank you"

One of the senior adventurers will answer.

Other adventurers looked somewhere relieved.

"By the way, did you defeat Silverfang?

Alliance Master asks.

He thought Silverfang had also been defeated by me alone because he had defeated 1,000 demons when I was alone before. But this is a feat for the four of us. Because of this, let me use it.

"No, I normally knocked him down at the party this time"

"And the ladies?

"Yes, I am."

Adventurers who get noisy.

If you're an adventurer working in Alistair, you're somewhat familiar with my accomplishments, but in their case, it only tells me that Ira is a strong swordsman.

Get them to recognize they're strong around here too.

"Right. Then we'll have to consider ranking them up."

Ranking up makes me unable to move freely, like this one, subject to urgent requests, but not all bad things to think about in the future.

If the Alliance Master is going to give me a rank up, I'm going to thank you.

Sylvia seemed embarrassed by the cheers of the adventurers, and Ira was responding by waving her hands. Melissa is just smiling lightly as she listens to the Alliance Master next to me thinking about what's going to happen.

"I'm sorry, can you let me know what's going on?

Count Alistair came with his brother Calaris as he spoke to the Alliance Master.

I know my brother, a knight, is in front of the East Gate in an emergency, but I didn't expect him to even have a lord, the Count. I was tired and neglected to sense the signs because of a lot of people.

"Count Alistair."

"No, you can keep it that way. So, did Silverfang really get crusaded?

"Yes."

My brother and colleague's knight were observing Silverfang's body.

I am particularly interested in the severed neck.

"Can I ask you how you knocked him down? In the future, I would like you to refer to Silverfang when he shows up in the same way."

"I don't care how you say it, I'm only doing what I see."

A few attacks slowed him down and briefly explained that he had severed his neck with a sword while he was magically stopping the movement, not only Count Alistair, but also the adventurers he was listening to began to look subtle.

What the fuck?

"Silverfang didn't get a blade to his body, and I heard that even if he wanted to stop moving too fast, the effect of his skills or this one would make him stop moving... I don't even think the S-rank adventurers were lying"

Oh, are you also knowledgeable about the skills Silverfang had because he had heard so much about how to fight Silverfang from an escaped S-rank adventurer?

"Slashers just worked because they had that kind of skill. They also used the skills to stop the movement, but surprisingly, something could be done."

"Is that what it is..."

He convinced me that it was surprisingly easy.

He just looked more subtle when he saw the Sylvias snorting at my words. It's like saying they were fine, too, and a knight seems to know that it was by me and Ira that they subtly slashed their necks off different cutting surfaces.

"Anyway, let me express my gratitude for saving the city. I want you to receive it at a later date because I'm going to let you offer temporary rewards through the Adventurer Alliance."

"Thank you"

This crusade not only resulted in the availability of demonic meat, which was not requested but even called the Lord, but also increased in ratings from lords and guild masters, making it an excellent achievement.