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"Mr. Mars the Adventurer, is...?

"Yes, but"

"It's based in Alistair"

"Yes."

Show the Adventurer card, which is your ID, to the gatekeeper in order to enter the city of Krashel.

There must be nothing strange about it because it is what we do in every city.

Necessary to avoid poorly inviting criminals in. So I don't see why the gatekeeper is confused.

"Is there something...?

"Fake? But..."

Gatekeeper staring jizzily at my adventurer card as I say bumps.

"Hey, what's going on?

and a colleague's gatekeeper approached who was suspicious of the slow process.

He should have been going through the Iris and Melissa procedures, but it seems you're already done. The two were waiting out of hand.

"That's what I came here to offer you a fake ID."

"Huh!?

My colleague's gatekeeper is speaking up.

Even I want to raise my voice.

I've been using this adventurer card for over a year since I became an adventurer, but I've never had a problem with it before.

"This is it."

Show the adventurer card to your coworker's gatekeeper.

"... there's nothing strange about it, is there?

"What are you talking about? Aren't you famous for Aleister's A-rank adventurer Mars, the giant man?"

What, why is that happening?

My height is not big enough to be said to be a big man of something that is in the 175cm and long standing category, and it's not like I'm a giant because my muscles are only attached there.

"You... he's Mr. Mars himself."

"No!?

It's like I can't believe it! Gatekeepers who are surprised by things like that.

I guess I can be mad at you for not being nice.

My colleague's gatekeeper is angry and sweating when he realizes how I am.

"Also, I'm sorry. He's a newcomer who came in after the war, and he's poorly educated."

"No, that's fine..."

"You can go through now that we have confirmed that there is no problem."

Senior gatekeeper lets me through.

"What's wrong with you?

Sylvia and Ira didn't seem to have any problems either and it looks like they all have no problem getting through.

But there's something I really need to check.

"Who told you about my appearance earlier?

"Huh!?

Place your hands on the shoulder of the rookie gatekeeper and intimidate him just a little bit.

He ran out as a soldier. He couldn't stand it, so he shook his body and attached his buttocks. I will forgive the fake ones because I have tried my best not to leak them.

"Ha, forgive me"

The senior gatekeeper is laughing at the ugliness of the rookie gatekeeper.

"He believed the rumors that were running around the city."

"Rumors?"

"That's right. An adventurer on the battlefield said he was a giant man with a big, slit army unit in one swing."

Too bad. It's guillotine, not daimyo.

It's impossible to smash a unit in the first place with a wave of Daiju.

"I hear you were throwing other single, penetrating, inflexible military men in chisels. I'm a soldier in armor. There's no way you can be such a thin person."

I'm not fingering people.

Besides, I didn't just throw it in the hole.

"You... I was assigned to the East Side back then, so I know, but this guy is definitely real."

"Oh no..."

Newbie gatekeeper collapsing with a snare.

It kind of makes me feel sorry even though I didn't do anything wrong.

"I'm sorry. There's something about this guy that I admire about you and he was working out."

"I'm sorry I did that."

I'm sorry to be such a thin-bodied adventurer.

"Your admission is fine, so you can go through."

"Thank you"

When I dive through the gate, four of my family follow me.

"What do you want to do now?

"You don't have to go to the guild with all of us."

If you just want to listen, you just need to have a minimum of members.

The content can be easily shared thanks to [Labyrinth Tone]. The rendezvous can also be contacted from a remote location, so it can be easily accomplished.

"Then me and Mars will go"

"Me too?

"If you're a leader, it's rude not to go talk about what you asked for."

"So is that."

Ultimately, I went to the Krashel Adventurer Alliance to talk to Ellis and me.

We'll have Sylvia and the others take a look around the city. After the war, some reconstruction was needed, albeit with not so much impact on the city. I wanted to know the status of the reconstruction because I only lent a little help.

"Oh, um...!

Turning to the voice I heard from behind, the rookie gatekeeper was up.

"Silver-haired woman. You're the Sage, aren't you?"

"... it's different"

Deny that Melissa is different in the two names mentioned.

But I'm not deluding you because your face is bright red.

"Oh, that's not true. It's not just about Mr. Mars, it's about his people, it's about the people he's been with."

Illis is also depressed to know that he has become famous in his hometown.

"What about me?

"Oh, me!?

"... which one is it?

Sylvia and Ira are depressed by the newbie gatekeeper's reaction.

They wanted to try to be famous as opposed to Melissa and Illis.

"I'm also sorry about you two. I have spontaneous conversations about Sage and Illistia, who was originally in Krashel, when it came to the two of them..."

I didn't go out because it was plain.

Still, I wonder why I didn't become famous even though I was in front of the southern gate I'm using now.

"I resent myself for being indestructible"

"Right. We were basically just standing around against the Imperial Army, so it was plain."

Melissa made such a flashy attack that she used magic to turn it into scorched earth.

I slaughtered a massive number of soldiers unlike the north or south. Besides, most of the slaves who are supposed to be working in the city are like I captured them.

I hid from Melissa and I.

"Oh, give me that sign...!

"Come on!

Finally, the senior gatekeeper knocks me out and takes me to the stuffing room.

I just want you to get mad at Cotteri because it's like I was trying to skip work and get close to someone I admire.

Break up with the three of them and head to the Adventurer's Guild with Illis.

"Well, shall we go and see how the reconstruction goes?"

Mr. Sylvia is about to walk out along the city's outer walls.

The war is only taking place outside the city thanks to us in time. Still, the peripheral part was terrible because it didn't mean there was no damage to the city at all.

So if you want to check the damage, you should go from the outside.

But I'm going inside the city.

"Is that it?"

"No problem in the city."

We've already confirmed it by letting the magically created wind flow through the city.

It's not magic to know the details, but at least we know that the wreckage of a collapsed building isn't in the kind of state where it's still abandoned.

"So what do you do?

"It has been decided"

Two names not worthy of me.

"How far is it spread? I'll go check on the specific situation."

"Yeah, okay...?

"Don't you see how I feel being noted for being given two names!?

Besides, 'Sage'.

I would never want to be named after myself because there is so much to be done, and most importantly, I don't want to be known to the "Great Sage" himself, such as I am called that way.

"We're not even familiar with the Great Sage, are we?

"Fine. I'll explain to you how wonderful Master Big Sage is."