Dungeon Master Makeup Money (formerly known as Dungeon Master Funding)

"Ah, Mars, there you are!

When I entered the Adventurer's Alliance, my representative, Mr. Rooty, noticed me.

I can only thank you because you've been a good person since I first came to Alistair, but even lately, when I have a baby, you treat me like a troublesome brother.

"Today..."

She realized I had a girl she didn't know about.

"Hey, that one."

"Mars, right?"

"They're bringing another woman here again."

I hope you don't say it in such a way that you're bringing in different women like that every time.

"Mr. Mars......"

So, Noel was surprised, too. I hope you don't look me in the eye.

When you come to the Adventurer Alliance simply to take on a request, you are appropriately choosing someone from among me and the party members who are leaders if you don't need to come all together.

The only difference between women acting together is that they act in rotation.

"I'd like you to register her adventurer today."

When I said that, Mr. Rooty exhaled.

Why!?

"Okay? You should refrain from associating with a large number of women because you are about to become a father. If it was a girl who was born, there's a chance she doesn't like your father."

The sermon has begun.

I'm doing it, but that's not what I meant to do, so I'll skip the part where I got in and explain.

"I see. The girl I had to accept in the middle of a request I personally undertook, is"

"Exactly."

"Okay."

He accepted it because there is already a precedent called Sylvia.

It would be obvious if you would look at Noel's neck for not being a slave, and that you were living a healthy life, if you could look at Noel's body, if you had as much insight as Mr. Rooty, you would guess.

"Damn...... bigger than me"

Yeah, I think you figured it out.

Noel's size was about as big as Sylvia's. I was surprised last night because it was bigger than I imagined it was because I was tightening when I was wearing witch clothes.

By the way, it wasn't even suppressed when I was in my bedtime clothes, so I was stared at by the two swordsmen.

Mr. Rooty is never too small, and I feel like I could marry him as soon as I met him because he's beautiful, but Sylvia's somewhat busy at work and he hasn't met me.

"Adventurer registration is fine in itself. But I'm curious, so I'm going to ask you a few questions and see if there's a real problem."

"... Yes"

I tell her in a nutshell that I don't have to answer the parts that I can't answer because I have too many problems with my identity.

"First of all, you're dressed very rarely"

"Oh, this is what Sylvia made me."

Noel now wore bright red straight pants on his white blouse.

It was a handmade garment specially prepared by Sylvia because it would be difficult to do adventurer activities while in witch clothing.

Speaking of the image of Noel in Sylvia, he was like when he was performing a dance to serve God, and when I tried to make it while imagining witch clothes, it turned out like this.

Initially planned, it was going to take a few more days, but Sylvia got a new [labyrinth meditation]. It's something that dramatically improves your chore ability beyond its limits, and it also benefits you enough to complete clothes that should take a few days to complete in a matter of hours. Moreover, it also has a defensive effect, similar to the equipment, despite being handcrafted.

They have other effects, but so far that seems to be about it.

"I see. I thought you were exotic because it's an unfamiliar outfit"

"No, you will be from the Kingdom of Memphis"

That would be fine to say.

"My family was in the Kingdom of Memphis, so I took the form of a favor for Mr. Mars, but he brought me to Alistair with him."

"Is that what you mean? You did a good job, Mr. Mars."

"Yeah, well."

You depended on me, Noel.

The face is full of smiles and you can see that it is trusted because the voice was playing.

Naturally, Mr. Rooty has noticed as well.

"What do you think of him surrounding more than one woman?

"Eh, I don't think that's a good idea..."

Noel's parents are monogamous.

There was only a family nearby that cooperated with the couple because they were originally poor, and they had the opportunity to make contact with a polygamous nobleman after becoming a 'witch', but sometimes they hated it and never made contact with the family just to get it done with a brief greeting.

So what Noel makes ideal is the figure of the fruitful parents who have lived together, poor or not.

It seemed like we should think of each other and support each other.

"Seems like everyone's convinced, okay?"

"... what about you?

"Yes?"

"What do you think?

Kick-ass Mr. Rooty.

"Hehe..."

An ambiguous laugh.

That was Noel's answer.

But that seems to have been enough to convey my thoughts, and I hear tongues pounding from the male adventurers in the guild who were listening.

"So here's my last question."

"Yes."

"How was last night?

"To?"

It makes me Kyoton to the question from Mr. Rooty.

But you've been understanding what you've been asked, Noel. Your face gradually turns red.

"Yes, out"

"No, what question is this?

"Of course, Mars, I'm asking you a question to confirm your relationship with a woman."

Adventurer registration irrelevant.

"When I first met him, he was an innocent boy trying to pay off his debts for his family, but when I realized he was bringing five women in two years... your sister is sad"

"No, that's fine, so please register as an adventurer"

"Fine."

I'll get the pom pom and the necessary paperwork.

Noel just writes his name and other minimal information on the paperwork and goes.

"Then registration is over"

"It really didn't take long."

"Mars, I trust you because you're here with me, and your identity is like guaranteed."

It is the Adventurer's Guild that can be accepted by even those who have sinned in the past.

I would have been able to finish it sooner if it hadn't been for my earlier question.

"Last rank..."

"Then at least from the F-rank, please."

"Why? Oh, you're going to put me in the labyrinth"

The lowest G rank does not give you permission to enter the labyrinth.

Nothing. It's like my garden without permission from the Adventurer Guild right now, so I'm free to go in and out, but I needed just enough power to make excuses in case they found me.

As long as it's F-rank, it's fine.

"I have an example of Mr. Sylvia, so, Mars, if you're with me, I don't think it's a problem, but please keep it safe."

"Absolutely."

"For once, can I check your status?

Originally you can check the status stated on the status card and skip the rank if it is determined that you have minimal combat power.

Noel hands over his status card.

"This is... really normal"

"That's right. It's a normal village girl level."

You can't just let the status you just checked this morning look the same.

So I gave him something with an already disguised status.

"... fine. Obviously, it's disguised, but since the request is above the F-rank, I'll be able to skip the G-rank."

"Duh, why..."

"You're not adding her as a luggage holder, are you? Yet there are five A-rank adventurers lined up as ordinary people at a party...... on the contrary add a girl with nothing skills to a status that even seems lower than the average person. There's no way I can keep up with your party where I worked out in the labyrinth. All you can think about is that you already have enough status to keep up, or you have special skills that you can expect to keep up in the future. But neither of them."

Then there's a good chance he's faking it.

They suspected me the other way around because of nothing.

They were suspicious because there were five A-rank adventurers gathered in the first place.

"Please don't lose it because this one will be the Adventurer Card"

"Thank you"

"No, Mars, you're like my brother, so protect him."

"Yes!"

Now Noel is also an adventurer who is a symbol of sunshine and freedom.

For now, I have done what I have to do in the Adventurer Guild, so I'll let you go home to the Mansion.

"Can I help you?

"Yeah, there's something I need to do at the mansion."