Dungeon Master Makeup Money (formerly known as Dungeon Master Funding)
Episode Four: Fornicating Alliance
Visit the Adventurer Guild when you finish your grave visit in the morning.
Because as an adventurer I was curious as to what kind of request Palento would have.
Inside the Adventurer Guild was idle. The average adventurer returns in the evening taking on a request within the morning. For this reason, the staff also had a decent time after surviving a busy time. Of course, I was visiting for this time because I knew what was going on.
It's not like there's nobody with the most adventurers, there were about ten adventurers in the guild. Anyone reading the materials to gather information is fine. Problem is, they've been drinking in a tavern that's been co-located with the Alliance since early on. I just want you to drink it elsewhere because it's not good for my child's education, but I don't go complaining because the place to drink it is personal freedom.
"Welcome to the Adventurer Alliance"
A receptionist sitting at the counter in the front of the entrance welcomes me in.
There are five receptionists.
One of them was in the center to deal with me, but the other receptionists didn't seem to be free, either. They seemed busy organizing the documents of the adventurers they requested in the morning.
They're all young - women our age.
The receptionist is what can be described as a face for the Alliance. For this reason, young women are often entrusted to make a man adventurer feel comfortable taking on requests.
As it happens, it's the woman with the bright chestnut hair who's in charge of us.
"You're new here, aren't you?"
The outfit is made to the Adventurer specification in order to run to and from the Palent.
If you're a receptionist who's used to seeing us as adventurers, you can see at a glance that we're adventurers.
"I'm a couple of years old, but this is the first time anyone else's been here."
I'll leave the response to Ira because of my hometown.
"Now I'll keep your adventurer card"
Give me the Adventurer Card and I'll know the city, rank, etc. where I'm currently based. That's how you give them the requests and information they deserve.
"Ah, A-rank......!
The hand of the receptionist who checked the adventurer card stops.
The other receptionists also expressed interest in the high ranks that the receptionist had accidentally spoken of when she confirmed the adventurer card.
"And all......! Oh, one was different."
At the end of the day I was checking Noel's share and stroking his chest down.
However, Noel was a little depressed by the reaction.
"I even had time to make a request to increase my rank."
Noel's rank is unfortunately still D.
I have the strength, but I still can't get the results I need to improve my rankings without making a number of requests.
"Uh... is this a party with five A-rank adventurers"
"Is there something wrong with the composition of the members?
"No! Nothing......!
Receptionist looking nervous somewhere.
It must be a rare party with five A-ranks that can be said to be the highest among the many adventurer parties.
"Excuse me. This kid was a newbie who just got in six months ago..."
The receptionist, who was next door, interrupts.
"No, it's not like something happened. It's okay."
"Thank you. Now let me check it out here."
Receptionist who keeps adventurer cards.
If you go through the dedicated machines in the back, you will be able to get more information.
"Huh...!
The receptionist who was checking for more information is surprised.
"Could it be Ira......!?
He was asking Ira, who was in the lead as he put his adventurer card on his desk wondering what was going on.
"Yes, but..."
Naturally, Ira was in trouble when she reacted like that.
"It's me, me. We used to play together when we were kids, Marcella!
"Marcella, it's been a long time."
Apparently the receptionist and Ira know each other...... that's childhood friendly too.
"Oh really, Ira!?
"You're back!?
I'll drop in front of Ira until the other two.
One of the others is a little older, and I feel like I can't help it.
"Maybe... Isabella and Muir?
"Correct!"
The two people who came together were also Ira's childhood friends.
"All three of them worked for the guild."
"Sort of. I'm famous for not being beautiful when it comes to guild receptionists. If you do this, you'll have more opportunities to get to know a man who seems more worthwhile than a high-ranking adventurer who suddenly arrived."
In fact, I was able to see the A-rank adventurer sooner rather than later.
That's what makes the three of us gaze at me.
but soon lost interest.
"Just. As far as party members are concerned, it doesn't look like we have room to interrupt."
Whatever you think, it just looks like a harem party centered around me.
It's hard for a receptionist who lives here in another city to interrupt now.
"Besides, men who even have children are a little..."
"Huh?"
Sierra held by Sylvia.
They can't imitate visiting the Adventurer Guild while keeping someone else's child, they think it's mine.
"So, it looks like we've solved the demon sword problem, and you're finally willing to come home?
"Did you know?
"I've been a receptionist for three years now. If you're talking about the destruction of the Devil's Sword, we all know it."
"By the way, I've told my other friends."
"So I thought you'd be home soon"
Ira continued to be an adventurer in Alistair without returning to Parent.
'Cause it was hard to get home.
Cleaning up the problem doesn't change that there was a problem.
I wasn't going to go home from the beginning to Ira, who popped up.
"You don't have to worry about that."
"Yes, yes. I don't care much about the old days."
"Thanks"
I knew I wanted to come home.
I was at least relieved to know that my friends would accept me.
"Have you finished visiting the grave yet?
"Yeah, we're done in the morning. So now, as an adventurer, I'm here to see if there's anything I can do for my guild."
"So far, that's not particularly true. The guilds in this city are mainly responsible for organizing information about monsters that have occurred in the neighborhood, giving them to adventurers, and buying treasures from the labyrinth at a fair price."
They don't have any particular major problems.
That's all peaceful evidence, so you should welcome it.
I mean, there's nothing I have to ask of a party with kids.
"Yes, yes."
You can't just take Sierra to a place with demons.
Someone will leave a message at the inn at that time.
"I'm not taking my daughter to a dangerous place, either."
"If you know what I mean."
"... wait a minute. Isn't she the blonde's kid?
"No, I'm not."
Receive Sierra from Sylvia and hug her close to her face.
"I mean it. I'm the one who had it."
"Shh!
"Unbelievable!
"No, you're just insisting that you're your own kid because you're a party member's kid."
"How can you not believe..."
There was no way for the three of us to believe Ira's words as they were.
"Is that so strange?
Until then, Sylvia, who held Sierra, tilts her neck.
I don't feel somewhat too early given Ira's age, but it doesn't mean she never has kids.
"That's what makes this kid stronger than a boy, even though he's been knocked into swordsmanship by his father since he was really little and he's a girl in his age. So I expected that marriage and childbirth would be the slowest of the friendly kids. I can't believe it gives birth faster than any of us..."
"With that said, I feel like we've talked about it."
I remember Ira at the time.
I guess it was a topic I wasn't really interested in if I tried it in person.
"Doesn't everyone else have kids?
"Looks like Fia's due again next month, but all the others aren't even married."
"Oh well."
Ira, who visited the Adventurer Guild, smiled and was interested in the old story.
"Damn, since when did the Adventurer Guild become a stash for women?