Dwarf Village has Entered My Freezer

The guardian who ran down Hudadadaq held his heart in front of the fridge.

Eyes of the Guardian quickly observed the refrigerator.

A rubber magnet fills the gap between the door of the refrigeration room and the body.

Medium height in the refrigerator.

Something blurry came out between the rubber magnets.

‘It looks like a real fungus. Moss. ’

Obviously, the guards never put that in the refrigerator.

‘Let's open it. ’

The keen guardian reaches out as he observes the outside of the refrigerator.

Tuck

The door to the refrigeration room was opened with the feeling of rubber magnets falling.

At the same time, I remembered the message I was waiting for.

[Dimension TLADPFDUD010 found.]

[New target Oak Elf found.]

Start an exchange with [New Target Oak Elf .]

‘Dimensional Gate as well! ’

The Guard burst resilience into the air.

Changes in the refrigeration room were correct because of the dimensional doors.

The name of the race that appears is familiar but not unusual.

‘Besides, Elphrani! ’

Isn't that the most famous xenophobia with Dwarves?

A beautiful, forest-loving race of nature!

‘Let's take a look before we talk. ’

Getting information in advance will help build early relationships.

The guard went out quietly into the refrigerator room.

No building with dimensional doors open.

It was seen in the form of a house.

‘Elf! You have really sharp ears. ’

There was a pair of elves in the house.

They had pointed ears and beautiful faces.

Even the two were both so handsome that they were not well differentiated by gender.

While observing the elves for a while.

Elves are starting to behave differently.

In a moment.

The expression of protection is distorted.

‘Such a horrible thing..... ’

* * *

Oak Elf Village Chief Duxu.

He just washed himself and stood in front of the mirror.

‘You're in great shape anytime you see it. ’

Extended limbs.

Slim muscles like a field trench.

Even though it's a slender body shape, it's toxic to the breasts.

"Faces are the best. ’

Features a distinct, yet open-looking contour for perfect left and right symmetry.

It was such a beautiful face that I was impressed.

Duchess had been so obsessed with self-intoxication for a while.

Until I heard a voice in the room.

“Honey, are you all washed up? What are you doing without coming in? ”

Scratch.

My wife, Duchess, was hardened by the voice of virtue.

‘You haven't slept and waited! ’

I held a town meeting late at night that didn't have much to say.

I purposely washed as slowly as possible.

It wasn't just because he was a narcissist that I admired him in the mirror.

“Honey? Why aren't you answering? ”

Bour.

The virtuoso, who had been shaking for a while, had no choice but to head to his room.

“I told you to stop biting. ”

Duchess replied with a lame voice.

“I'm going to wash again soon. What are you going to do? Hoho.”

“ ……! ”

“Come here, honey. ”

Dooshim knocked on the bed.

Duchess felt drawn to the faculty.

Time has passed.

“It's okay."

“ ……. ”

Duchess didn't have anything to say.

I just shook my head and looked at the bed.

“It could be. Somehow, it might not work out for months. I'm sure it'll be fine. Right? If you don't, what are you going to do with it? Oh, but, honey. I think my husband decided to sit and pee a few days ago. I don't think a useless person deserves to dirty even the bathroom.. What.. ”

The more his wife's voice followed, the more Duchess's head stuck down.

‘Damn it. Why, why..... ’

Since a few months ago, normal nightlife has become impossible.

What was even worse was that the virtues were not the only ones experiencing problems.

‘There is a reason why the whole town is like this. ’

All men in the town bowed their heads.

It was also possible because there was implicit consent from everyone to hold a long meeting in a poor village.

‘There must be a solution. It has to be. It has to be there! ’

Duchess thought.

I think I can cut off my ears if I can get out of this terrible situation.

* * *

“It can't be that horrible..... ”

The guardian crawls out of his mouth.

Fortunately, no sound was heard until inside the dimensional door.

But the mind of the Guardian was disastrous.

“We have to fix this! ”

As soon as the problem was identified, a dimensional mission occurred as before.

The mission was not important this time.

"As a man, you can't just leave me alone when I see a problem like that! ’

The whole town is gorgeous!

Only after choosing to hide for a while could the Guardian confirm the dimensional mission.

Bowed Elves

Oak Tree Elves have been unable to have a normal sexual life for months. It is causing great discord throughout the village. Help the Oak Elf men lift their heads for peace and love in the village.

Reward: Oak Elf Satisfaction.

‘As expected. ’

When I heard the name of the mission, it said what I expected.

‘Then the method is simple. ’

I've been thinking about how to solve problems since I acquired the mission.

The Guardian hurriedly left the house.

After a while, the local pharmacy.

The pharmacist came out of the room with a large box.

“Viagra is here, sir. You know you shouldn't eat too much at once because you're in a hurry. ”

He was a pharmacist speaking with a worried look on his face.

Because the Guardian asked for Viagra in the pharmacy.

Until the dungeon was built and various medicines were newly developed, it was Viagra that had to have a prescription to live.

It is a specialized medicine that needs to be taken with care.

“Yes, don't worry. I'll tell the patient that. ”

A look mixed with the pharmacist's concern and sympathy.

‘I'm not going to eat,’ the Guardian replied.

Soon after payment, the guardian left the pharmacy.

“This is Whiting.”

The pharmacist's voice came from behind.

* * *

Elf Village Chief, Duxune House yard.

“Phew……. ”

The virtuoso leaning on the fence sighed.

I couldn't stay home because I was uncomfortable and frustrated, and I didn't feel comfortable outside.

“You're more frustrated with this damn weed. ”

A few months ago, the weeds that covered the village were pulled out, but they grew up again, and the courtyard was full of virtues.

I was tall enough to hide the sight of the sitting virtuoso.

If I look at the sky, I feel a little relieved.

Duchess lifted her head to heaven.

"O Spirit of the World Water. ’

The number of worlds that are the center of the world and the source of all life.

A mysterious world water spirit that lives on top of such a world water.

It was a legendary story for an elf with a long life span, but virtue expected it.

‘Please let us lift up our heads. ’

If it's the Spirit of the World Water.

If they live on top of the world's water, the source of life, they can solve the problem.

Duchess prays with a feeling of grasping even a jigsaw.

But then!

A voice came down from heaven.

“Hello, my name is Marshal. No offense, so don't be surprised. ”

“Huff!”

They told you not to be surprised, but you can be surprised.

Duchess vomited resilience as if her eyes were tearing open.

“Don't be surprised, I will never hurt you. I want to help you. ”

The voice of heaven, the Guardian, hastened to add.

Because Duchess was so shocked.

However, the reaction of the virtues that followed was different from the anticipation of the protection.

“Oh, my God! The Spirit of the World has responded! I was really praying! ”

Excited virtuoso thumps his head on the ground and shouts.

“Great Spirit of the World Water, please make us stand still again! ”

A desperate voice came out of the fridge.

The Guardian answered in a hurry.

“Okay. I'll get you back on your feet. Just calm down. ”

Duchess stopped acting.

“Gee, can you really get us back on our feet? Are you sure you want to calm down? ”

“Yes, I will. ”

There is no certainty that Viagra works. Because the world is different and the races are different, I don't know what will happen.

But the Guardian once said the words of virtue.

Even if it wasn't Viagra, I was going to figure it out somehow.

“Oh, the Spirit of the Great World Water. ”

Turning to the attitude, the first face is not bad.

The Elves were very excited, but better than hostile.

‘If you just solve this problem, we'll be able to start a smooth exchange. ’

The Guardian opened the door with positive expectations.

“I'll give you medicine. If you take the medicine, it will improve slightly. ”

A guardian who talks with passive nuances in case Viagra doesn't work.

However, the tone of virtue did not even come into my ears.

“Oh, come down to the great covenant! ”

It's not like a 'covenant’..

Anyway, the Guardian pulled one viag out of the box.

I took back a six-egg plate and transmitted it to Duchess.

“You see the pills? If you press it, it will pierce your back and give you medicine. Just... eat one egg before going to bed. ”

“Oh, can I eat now? ”

The virtues that had already turned their eyes upside down were not surprised when Viagra suddenly appeared in the air.

I just wanted to stand fast for an hour.

“Yes, go home and eat with the water. That way the medicine melts properly and works properly. ”

“Yes! Yes! ”

“Don't be greedy, just eat one. ”

“Yes!”

Duchess answered as she ran.

He was already halfway through the front door.

A while later.

There was a buzzing sound in the house.

“Hahaha! I am the virtuoso! Chief of the Great Oak Tree Village! Thank you!”

“Honey, honey, honey."

The guard quickly closed the refrigerator door.

It was because I didn't think I should hear it.

“Fortunately, the medicine seems to be working. ”

I think it should be tomorrow morning for more details.

This dimension of information, Elf, is a characteristic and lifestyle of the species.

I have a lot of questions, such as the number of worlds I heard about a while ago.

But the question had to be postponed to tomorrow, considering the circumstances of the virtue.

* * *

The next day.

The guard opened the refrigerator door early in the morning.

Sung Sung Sung Sung.

It's crowded in front of the house.

All the neighborhood's elder elves were gathering together to tighten their heads.

“Let's all pray to the Spirit of the World Water. Come on!"

The elves began to pray according to the call of Duchess.

“O Spirit of the Great World Water, have mercy on us and give us the covenant. ”

“Please treat us with kindness! ”

“I can't do anything because I'm not confident in everything. ”

“Living is so packed. There is no snag. Please lower the medicine. ”

“I can't live like this because of my pride, black."

I also came out with an elf that was crying because it was choking.

“Come on, don't get too excited, and let's pray earnestly. When you pray, you respond clearly. Yesterday, this duck! Instead of hiding the precious covenant and eating it alone, this chief handed it out next door! I prayed to the Spirit of the World Water. with the idea that you can cut off your ears right away. Then the Great Spirit of the World Water responded. So pray earnestly! You will be rewarded. ”

Duchess was a chief with great qualities.

Instead of eating Viagra alone, I gave it to the suffering neighbor.

As a result, the existence and efficacy of the medicine spread throughout Elf Village.

Thanks to this, the elves from the village came together in front of the house of Duxu.

“Oh, the Spirit of the Great World Water! Please take my ear and give me the covenant! ”

“Take my ears too! ”

It was an unexpected situation.

‘This is what I'm trying to do with the chief. ’

It was only for the first edition of Viagram to test the medicinal product.

I had to figure out the risks.

However, because it worked, he shared the medicine that night.

‘Rather good? ’

All the medicated elves, including Duck Soo, saw the effect.

The whole town Elves trust in the medicine.

There is no objection or surprise to the protection.

‘Now that we've gathered together, let's get rid of him. ’

There is no reason to hesitate anymore.

The Guardian said cautiously.

“Hello, everyone. ”

The static came for a while.

And then.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

There was a roar.

It was such an intense roar that the Guardians had never heard of it.