Emperor's Domination

Chapter 3561 Weird Vendor

Such a scene is indescribably weird. A butcher with a face full of flesh and a vicious look. No, it is a peddler who complains there like a little girl who has been wronged.

Regarding the hawker's complaints, Li Qiye only smiled, looking at the yellow sand outside, smiling faintly and saying, "The scenery here is exceptionally good."

In this case, it's a bit wrong. What's more, the sky is full of yellow sand, and the poisonous sun makes people crazy. How can it be said that the scenery is particularly good.

However, the hawker agreed with Li Qiye's words and nodded like a chicken chucking rice, and said: "Yes, yes, quiet, staying is also comfortable."

Hearing the two of them sing and harmonize, people who didn’t know really thought it was a quiet place, a very dangerous and fierce place, but it was a beautiful and elegant place in their mouths. This is really unimaginable. If there are outsiders, maybe you think they are both crazy.

"The scenery inside is better." Li Qiye said lightly. His words seemed to float from the sky.

"That is, that is, the Buddha's pulp is spewing, it is like the Buddha's heaven." The peddler grabbed his sparse hair, a little yearning, and said: "Unfortunately, you might be able to see the Buddha. The grand occasion, wonderful, wonderful, it must make people yearn for."

"Indeed, if you shave a bald head and put your robes on your body, you will be an eminent monk, a master monk." Li Qiye smiled, and said, "You can go on stage to teach the Dharma, promote the Dharma, and purify all beings."

"Guilty, sin." The hawker Heshi, looking like a monk, said: "If the guest said, that would be burying me. Even if I shave my head and point a scar, it is just a monk of wine and meat. Can you be an eminent monk? Kindness, kindness."

"Monk of wine and meat, what's the crime." Li Qiye looked into the distance, downplayed, and said with a faint smile: "Even the evil demon can become King Kong, let alone the monk of wine and meat."

"Goodness, goodness." The peddler turned out to be like a monk, and he bowed his head, and said, "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha."

"Unfortunately, I don't believe this." Li Qiye smiled, and said: "Those who should be killed will be killed without mercy. Even if it is repentance and goodness, it will not be worth the sins committed."

"The guest thinks, what is the person to kill?" The hawker looked at Li Qiye with a somewhat solemn expression, as if at this moment people forget that he is a man with a face full of flesh.

"I said that I should kill, that's the person who should be killed." Li Qiye said lightly while looking at the distance.

"This, this is too arbitrary." The hawker pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Maybe God can only convict people, and it's not me and other idlers."

"The heaven is the heaven." Li Qiye said nonchalantly, "I am me, I think I should be killed, I must kill it, even if it is the heaven."

In this case, the hawker can't help but startled, and those who can understand this will definitely be shocked in their hearts.

People who understand this may think it is disrespectful, but it is blasphemous and disrespectful.

Of course, Li Qiye didn't take it to heart, and the hawker was just savoring Li Qiye's words carefully, and did not refute Li Qiye's statement.

"I'm a crude person, I can't comprehend it." Finally, the hawker shook his head lightly and said helplessly.

Li Qiye smiled and said faintly: "I don't know if you are a vulgar person, but well, you must be a prepared person, you say yes."

"Heh, heh, heh..." the hawker said with a smile, "Where, where, the customer is joking, my little business, where there is any precaution, it is not worth a lot of money."

Li Qiye just smiled and didn't say much.

And the hawker didn't go to strike up a conversation either, he seemed to be thirsty, and he gobbled up water.

"Going south, do you think there is a ghost?" Li Qiye suddenly said something like this when the hawker was groaning and drinking water.

Li Qiye's understatement suddenly made the hawker's movements stiff, and immediately afterwards, he was still slurping water. When he was full, he hiccuped with satisfaction and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Said: "I haven't seen what ghosts are like, but there are always some weird things in the south, and there are always strange things crawling out."

"So, have you studied something?" Li Qiye's eyes fell on him.

"Don't dare, don't dare." The hawker waved his hand in a hurry, and said modestly: "Where there is any research, just to survive, and to save a small life, then it is already satisfied."

"However, the sages of the Buddha's Holy Land don't think so." Li Qiye said this wordlessly.

This made the hawker's expression uncontrollable. After a while, he shook his head gently and sighed and said, "How did the predecessors think, how can future generations know? Guessing it, even if there is speculation by posterity, it is just a delusion."

Li Qiye couldn't help but smile, without further questioning.

"Does the guest go south?" the hawker asked seriously.

"Yes, go south." Li Qiye raised his head and looked south, as if in this instant, his gaze had reached the southern end.

"Southern end." The vendor also followed Li Qiye's gaze. Although he didn't know where it was, he knew a general idea.

"It's not easy to go south," the hawker said: "Why do you go south for customers?"

"Close it." Li Qiye said casually, just casually.

The hawker didn't ask, it seemed that everything was so natural. It seemed that some things didn't need any words at all, because some things were hidden under this behavior.

"What about you?" After a while, Li Qiye glanced at the vendor and said lightly.

The hawker grabbed his sparse hair and said, “It’s just begging for food. It’s hard to feed yourself these days, let alone suffering him. Do a little business, come home late at sunrise, On the road, I was afraid of encountering jackal vipers and bad people. If you are not careful, you will lose your money."

Regarding the hawker's words, Li Qiye couldn't help but smile, and said lightly, "There are many kinds of small business, for God, nine days and ten places, it is just a small object on the counter.

"This is too esoteric, I'm a crude person, I can't understand it." The vendor said with a dry smile.

Li Qiye couldn't help but smiled, and then said casually: "Well, since you are all set up here, then take out something and see if there is anything I want."

"Oh, I almost forgot." The hawker patted his head and yelled, "Look at my head, so forgetful. I haven't spoken to anyone for so long, so what? I forgot."

With that said, the hawker has already laid out his things. In fact, he doesn’t have much of his merchandise. He just pulled a piece of coarse cloth on the ground and laid out his things on it in a random manner. , And they are all small objects.

"Guest, take a look, how is this copper furnace?" At this time, the vendor picked up a small incense burner. This small incense burner was made of bronze and was very delicate. Watching the corners of the small bronze furnace glowing green , It seems that this copper furnace is some age.

"My incense burner, I dug out of the Buddha's soil myself. As soon as this furnace was unearthed, it was a golden spring from the earth, with sacred lotus growing, divine incense curling around, and Sanskrit sounds endless..." the hawker vowed: "I bet that my censer is the supreme treasure of the Buddhist family. Isn’t there a rumor that there is the supreme treasure of the ancient times in the wasteland? I think my censer must be The insignificant treasure of that era."

Li Qiye just glanced at it, smiled faintly, and said: "This is indeed something from that era, and it was indeed dug out from this Buddhist soil, but well, it's just a small magic weapon. ."

"Look at this thing again, the Western Heaven is the supreme Buddha beads." Seeing that he could not move Li Qiye's heart, the vendor immediately picked up another thing, only to see that this string of Buddha beads was carved from ancient wood. There is a holy Buddha carved on the beads. Each holy Buddha looks different. Such a string of beads emits a scent of sandalwood. It seems that this string of beads has been enshrined in ancient temples for millions of years.

"This string of the supreme Buddha beads of the Western Heavens was collected when I was in the capital. I heard that it is a family heirloom treasure. It was passed down from Tianlong Temple and has received millions of high monks. With the blessings of Zai, the beads can drive away evil and eliminate evil..." The hawker boasted of the string of beads in his hand, it was a mess, as if it were really that powerful.

"Fake——" Li Qiye glanced at it and said lightly: "It's just a fake."

"--Uh." The peddler was dumbfounded and said, "This, this, is this really a fake?"

After a while, he yelled like a pig, "The bastard bastard, he used fakes to deceive Lao Tzu. He ate tiger's heart and leopard's belly. Let's see how Lao Tzu peels your skin and twitches you..."

After learning that his treasure was a fake, the hawker kept howling, and he was so painful that everyone thought he was about to use a pig knife to kill people immediately.

However, the hawker did not immediately use the pig knife to kill people. After his string of curses, he picked up another thing, and suddenly he was smiling again, a very standard hawker-like smile.

At this time, the hawker held an ancient stone in his hand, strongly recommended to Li Qiye, and said, "Look at the visitor, this stone is the death of an immortal outside the heavens. Speaking of my stone, it has a lot to come. In the era, when the catastrophe came, the sky suddenly went black..."

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