Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Chloe, the king's capital at sunset, is stained with a dark color.

When I passed the written exam, I walked back to the inn.

Then a "Rent Out Today" placard had been placed at the store.

When I walked in wondering, it was like a party venue inside.

A table was gathered in the middle of the tavern to form one large table.

On top of this is a line of dishes served on a large plate, one meter boiled a certain fish intact, roasted shellfish butter, fried chicken, and stabbed on skewers alternately with mysterious meat and vegetables.

They all had hot air that looked delicious.

My father at the tavern, who had carried a large plate of meat dumplings entangled in a sweet sauce, looked at me and laughed lavishly.

"Oh, you're home! Guys, it's the return of the star!

Celica smiled.

"Welcome home, Kaika."

"Kaika, brother...... welcome back"

Meña was faceless, but she seems to be smiling only with a heart.

Blessed were the other guests. An adventurous man and woman smile and come closer.

"Congratulations"

"It's amazing what third place is"

"Hi, thanks"

When praised by those who did not know the truth, it somehow lit up.

Celica rocked her long blonde hair and came to the side. White blouse on red skirt. My chest was shaking just walking because I was not wearing armor and a jacket.

Hold down that big chest and leak an inspiring exhale.

"I knew Kaika would be amazing to be third in the written exam"

Celica's smile at me was full of respect.

Third place is a race, but I scratched my head.

"Thanks to Celica for your support."

"Such is my power. What a whisper. I only had two days to study."

In fact, I wonder how many.

Let's threaten my bald father one day in his spare time to hear it out.

Celica looks straight at me with her blue eyes shining.

"At this rate, be a brave man. I can help you as much as I can."

"You've done enough to help me. Thanks."

That's what I said and stroked my head. Comfortable blonde feel.

Ha, and she had a crying smile, but she was bright red to her ears whether she was happy or embarrassed.

My father smiles and raises his voice.

"Come on, eat more and more! We still have food! You can drink all you want!

Wow, and the liquor store was full of cheers.

Dad walks in and out of the tavern and kitchen busily. I wanted to talk to you, but I didn't seem to have time.

Once, when I made a mistake, my father whispered.

"Let me talk to you later."

"Okay."

Admittedly, my father went back to the kitchen.

Instead Megna came to the side with fruit. Stick out your hand with plum-like red fruit.

"This... yummy. Your brother's."

"Thanks. - Is this sweet?

Kokoku and Meña nodded. He stands pinned so his ears can see how it is.

I took it and took a bite. The juice is overflowing. Although sweet, the refreshing aroma of citrus spreads through his mouth and moisturizes his throat.

"Yummy."

"Red juice, it's hard when it comes to clothes...... be careful"

"Okay. Tastes good, but it's a poisonous color."

When I saw it with the truth eye, I found it to be [the fruit of Rubella]. Not particularly effective. Besides the region and the price, it only said it was bright and delicious.

Don't worry, I'll put another bite on it. Careful with the freshly red fruit juice.

"... Kaika, brother"

"Yeah? What's up?

Meña stared up at me silently with her big black eyes. My ears move piccolorly. The black tail was shaking so loud that it twisted.

Then I opened my mouth.

"Be a brave man, bad people, get rid of it"

"Is that what you want?

"Yeah."

My tail stood pinned with suppleness. It was shaking fine as if it represented determination.

"Okay. I heard your wish in my name."

"... thanks, brother"

When I blushed without heart or cheek, I kept my tail up looking in a good mood and went back to the back of the kitchen of the store.

And the standing party went on.

Eat and drink while welcoming other guests. There were many adventurers and we could hear useful stories about demons, labyrinths, or the future of the brave exams.

The occasional sweet fruit liquor stained the body with pleasant drunkenness.

Celica stayed with me the whole time and she was so sweet that she picked up alcohol and food.

"I also had a feed bake made"

"Whoa. Thanks....... hahm...... yeah, this nostalgic taste is good. - I mean, Celica doesn't take care of herself all the time, so we need to eat."

"It's okay, that's all I have, and I'll be back..."

"Turn it into an octopus, feed it, this kind of thing will lose its flavor when it cools - see"

"Heh!?

I stuck a bite of the feed grill out in front of Celica.

She's keeping her eyes wide open and black and white.

"What's up? It's the best part, isn't it?

"No, no... the"

She lowered her shapely brow and looked like she was in trouble.

Bring the feed grill closer to the cuter mouth.

"Look, uh"

"Ahhh............ ahhh"

I lay down my long eyelashes and closed my eyes as I had noticed.

Open your red lips elegantly and eat them all the time.

And he moisturizes his blue eyes and looks up at me as I hold my little mouth.

Her cheeks were like hot water, stained with cherry blossoms.

... I wonder why.

I just fed him, but I felt like I was messing with him.

But I wanted them to eat before it got cold, so I took a bite to eat, and I went to Celica's again. Uh-huh. She roared in a crying voice.

Eat a single feed bake alternately.

But at the end of the day, he shook his head like he didn't like it and nodded at the spot. Blonde spreads to cover her thin back.

"Don't believe me if I lose my temper."

"What?"

I panicked and activated the Eye of Truth and saw my palm.

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[Status]

Name: Fluorescent River Bicumin

Gender: Male

Age:?

Race: 8 million gods

Occupation: God

Class: Kenhao Divine Mage

Attributes: [Purified Wind] [Fresh Flow] [Microlight]

[Parameters]

Muscle Strength: 51,110 (+1110)

Agility: 71,810 (+1810)

Magic Power: 92010 (+2010)

Knowledge: 21,310 (+1310)

Number of believers: 3

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Good, you stayed a believer...... Don't rush it.

I mean, there are more believers!?

The muscle strength 1110 is 1000 for a clean maiden celica with ten times the muscle strength of the light attribute, and 110 for two more, so Megna is 100 for a biological daughter other than the light attribute, and your father is 10.

Um, good luck with that. You should respect me more.

In the meantime, I apologize because I think I got Celica in trouble.

I like Celica's smile, and I have trouble protecting her.

I sat back and caressed her head gently.

"I'm sorry, Celica. Because I won't do it anymore."

"It's terrible... when it's just the two of us... more-"

She didn't hear the end of the story because it was small.

And his face turned bright red and he leaned down. My face hides with blonde hair.

I don't know what it is, but it seems like you've fixed my mood, so I'll do it.

Still, does Celica often blush but have erythema? Or sick or something?

I'd be in trouble if she fell.

Let's talk about the magic of "Healing" later.

The party lasted until late at night, when one or two went back to the room.

Celica seemed to sleep too, so I let her go home.

And then there was me and my father at the tavern.

An unpopular tavern. I miss somewhere in the room after the feast.

There was no public outside and it was very quiet.

Occasional winds rattled the windows.

My dad and I were sitting in line at the counter.

Drink the chilled feed grill with a pinch.

I asked what I had in mind.

"And my father. You just broke through the first test, didn't you?

"I'm among the top 32, that would be great... and then including an apology,"

The second half of the words dropped the tone of my voice.

Apologize... Which means I couldn't get the party members together.

"I don't have a choice. Unlike the usual years, the dates are faster."

"It's not honorable. Half of them didn't hear from me, and the rest got hired for a lot of money."

"Well, I think I can break through..."

Will you be able to escape the instant death trap while protecting Celica?

Besides, Chiriko couldn't use it because she looked inside the stone coffin. It's hard not to look in a straight line to the exit of the maze.

But the truth eye can be used, so all traps, hidden doors, treasures, etc. can be detected in advance.

... I'm starting to feel cheesy enough just for this.

My father drank like a lot of booze.

"But promises are promises. What a disgrace to a man for failing to keep his word. Besides, if you don't have the bandit skills, the trial tower's gonna be tough."

"Do you have that?

My father pointed to himself.

"Take Me."

"Nah! My dad!?

"I used to do the head of a bandit."

"Ho."

"Wash your feet with all this... thirteen years ago, I started doing business here."

"You seem to be involved with Meña."

Megna was thirteen years old.

My father's eyes are distressed and distorted.

"... it was my wife's final wish... to raise this child somewhere decent,"

"Really? - No way, that bandit."

I can think of a mustache that should have been immersed until recently.

My father sighed when he took a sip of booze.

"That's why I couldn't turn down the guff one. They threatened to scatter the past."

"I see. I had no choice."

When I comforted him, my father shook his head. Shake your short hair to pieces and drink up the liquor at once. I slapped the cup on the counter with a gut.

"That's not true, Kaika! I was so upset with your words!" Are you still your father? 'When they told me, I realized my mistake! Yes, before I was the father of the tavern, I was the father of Megna! And. Don't be afraid I won't be able to do business, I had to fight to protect my daughter. I really woke up. I've been desperately trying to get the store on track for the last decade, and I've forgotten the most important thing. "

"Well... good for him"

When I agreed, my father stared at me with a slightly intoxicated eye.

"So take me. I'll undo the trap."

"- Okay. I'm counting on you."

"Oops."

My father poured liquor on the two glasses.

I bumped a glass from either side and toast.