Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Episode 34: Plan Ideas and Clothing Purchase

A luxurious inn dining room like a hotel.

After breakfast, I called the waiter who was sitting at the bar counter.

While removing the flat silver medal [Testimony of the Brave] about the palm of your hand from your nostrils.

"I need to ask you something, okay?

"Yes, what is it? Brave man."

"I heard there were more demons in the ocean and they were in trouble, but it seemed like they were prospering for it. You know what that means?

The waiter exhaled small as he polished the cup with a cloth.

He said, "Well, you heard me. A demon came out about a year ago, and the ship was attacked."

"There's a demon king, you know that."

"But it's terrible to do it. You catch about five ships, and then you destroy only one. And let the people on the ship decide that one."

Barten put the cup down. A cold noise rang with the cuttlefish.

Meigna seemed to have a quiet breakfast, as if it didn't matter.

I whispered my tongue inside.

It was something cunning demon kings were going to do.

Let us choose our own companions to kill and give them spiritual fear.

Guilt that we chose. Next, the fear that if you get caught, you will be sacrificed. Scared. Doubtful ghost.

People become incredible to each other.

I exhale so much.

"I see. Did you frighten people not by the act of destroying ships, but by the fear of letting them choose sacrifices? - That's why the Brave Lassan Festival is celebrating so much with the thought of being the guardian of the sea."

"You're right, brave man."

The waiter started polishing another glass. No heart or power is squealing cuckoo.

I said it after I thought about it.

"But you are. Isn't there a lot of commanders out there with that much control?

"Rumor has it that one of the Four Heavenly Kings, a giant squid - Evil Squid, is coming"

"The Four Heavens King..."

I shut up.

Of course it would be easy to win.

Until now, however, he has come as a "brave man who cannot defeat the Demon King because he is not a light attribute".

The Demon King doesn't know if he's noticed or not, but he's not paying much attention to me.

Except if you kill the Four Heavenly Kings as brave men.

I'm sure it'll be on the Demon King's "Alert People List".

It's annoying.

- For one thing, kill the Demon King first, and then you'll be a brave man when you see fit as you do your own selfies?

No, he's the one who's sealing or grudging-up the gods of this world.

No wonder he has some power to limit God's ability.

Is it safer not to fight until you remember [Demon King Kill Flash "Artemas Rush"]?

- For the time being, I just have to hide the nature of God and pretend to be a brave man.

With that in mind, I've been talking to you from the bartender.

"Evil Squid says he can't scratch one with his sword."

"Well, that's not the problem. I can take him down."

"Shh, great confidence. But, brave man. The arrogant mind creates a gap. Please be careful."

"I know. Advice, keep in mind - do you know where Evil Squid appears?

"I don't even know where it is"

"We have a record of where and whose ship was attacked."

"The sailor's guild, the mayor, the consulate will have accurate information."

I looked back and looked back at the restaurant.

Ask as you watch the merchants sitting scattered.

"Are there any sailor guild officials in this?

"Yes, you are subscribed because that man and that man are the shipowners"

"Thanks"

I rise from my seat.

I talked to other merchants and heard a lot about them, mainly the two merchants I was taught.

Places attacked by demons or the number of ships captured. The owner of the item or ship he was carrying.

They said no matter how much they rerouted, they'd be targeted.

The merchants spoke of the monster's horror in their mouths. He looked totally desperate.

But as I thought about the whole story, I thought it might be different.

- Isn't someone running information out back?

When you leave the port, you must deliver where you are going. If you are going to another country, you need to obtain an entry permit from a consulate.

The information is being circulated.

There are collaborators in this town. If the competitors' ships sink one after the other, they can make their own money.

But if they weren't after me alone, they'd be suspicious.

Aren't we letting humans choose so that it won't be discovered? It is also conceivable to have them aim only when the load is cheap.

They also told me where the blame was.

They're trapped in the mayor's mansion.

They're going to feed the demons as sacrifices on the last day of the festival.

I finally asked if there was a sandy beach where I could swim.

Same answer as Celica's, that no one swims in an ocean full of demons.

But they told me there was a cove right next to town that turned into a demonic nest.

Gradually, the plan has solidified in my head.

Plans to defeat demons, save blame, and uproot the name of 'Kaika the Brave'.

But the last day of the festival is only six days away.

The preparation period is overwhelmingly inadequate.

What to do.

Celica came in when she was worried. Red skirt on white jacket.

He is holding hands with Lapisia in a white piece.

"Kaika, hey!

"Good morning, Lapisia - Celica, we'll go shopping after breakfast"

"Ha. I'm looking forward to it"

Celica, who smiled, answered by letting her voice play. Blonde shakes for fun.

My heart, which was getting dark, only brightens up.

Looking at Celica eating breakfast with her graceful tricks, I thought I'd enjoy shopping.

Bright morning sunshine.

It is lit up against a white wall of lacquer.

Walk the cobblestone boulevard. It was busy with people during the festival.

There were also entertainers and monstrous fortune-tellers performing dewstores, stalls and sword moves.

It was hard to get to the destination as Megna and Lapisia would soon stop and start seeing.

Finally got there is a clothes store on the back street.

The sign says' Madame's shop '.

The Merchant's Dride taught me. A store that doesn't seem very popular.

When I came in, the store was huge there. However, clothes and fabrics were stacked narrowly.

There was a woman sitting in the back of a dim shop.

Madame, an elderly woman wearing thick makeup. He had round ears over his head and black and yellow striped hairs on his hands and feet. Looks like an animal man.

The figure of one sheet of thin silk seemed clear to the ripe woman's body.

"Oh, there you are. Who would you like me to introduce?

"I heard it from the Merchant's Dride"

"Well, you're introducing Mr. Dride. What the hell are you looking for?

"Let's start with Celica's change of clothes and underwear. Then I want you to make this kid's clothes. - I heard you're good at tailoring."

I took Migna's hat. Pico pointy ears stand.

A fright runs on Meigna's thin body. Make sure you hug me on my back and hide.

Madam chuckled though.

"You're one of us. … let's just get it in order"

Madam stood up and walked up with her hips twisted.

Celica and Madame were consulting as they took their clothes and cloths in their hands.

"The blouse to wear under the armor and... the underwear"

"This one looks better on you than that plain."

What Madame had in her hands were purple clear pants and chest underwear. It was embroidered with flowers and had a luscious atmosphere.

Celica dyed her cheek and waved.

"Oh, I can't do such embarrassing underwear."

"Oh? You can't seduce your wife without wearing this, can you?

For some reason, Madam, you're flirting with me.

Celica clogs her voice.

"I can't believe it's temptation."

"Now you're still being taken care of the most. That's why I can afford it. What a migratory man, so if a better woman shows up, she'll be dumped?

"Ha... eh. I'm sure you'll be fine."

Celica has seen me in tears.

I couldn't find a word to give back, and I was silent.

Madam says as she leans against Celica.

"Keep it. It's not too late, is it?

Celica turned her face bright red and seemed to think about it then.

I say while looking at other products.

"Celica."

"Yes, what is it, Kaika!?

"You can buy everything you want for Celica."

"... Kaika. Thank you."

Celica laughed happily with her blue eyes narrowed.

When Celica is finished, Meña is next.

I speak to Madam.

"So it's this kid's clothes, can you make them similar to mine?

"Oh? Not clothes for cat people?

Madam hiccups round ears.

Megna's pointy ears are either frightened or kept on the ground. But I made it clear.

"This is good. Kaika, with your brother... yes."

"That's why. You'll probably never see my clothes before, so I want them to be made to order."

"I don't mind that. I'll make any ethnic costume just like that for you. But, hey. I was wondering if you could show me the lining and sleeve making.

"I don't mind. If you want, why don't we take it off and leave it?

"That's more certain."

So I took off my kimono and changed into a white shirt and brown trousers. From the neck, chain down the [testimony of the brave]. I looked challenged at once.

Celica is laughing at Niyaniya.

"Pfft. Kaika, you look great, heh."

"Why are you laughing?"

"I was used to looking mysteriously dressed, so it's fresh the other way around when I can wear regular clothes. Phew."

Put your hands on your mouth and laugh gracefully.

The feeling, I don't even know, left it alone.

More than that, the question is how to convey a woman's kimono.

Tell Madam.

"So, you know, the clothes I was wearing are actually different shapes for men and women. Erm..."

Various explanations were given using Japanese clothing spread over the fabric mountains.

However, the long hem gets in the way of the fight, so have it knee-length.

I really want a knife and a sidebar too, but they just didn't think I could get it.

Explaining it with his mouth didn't quite get the guidelines, so at the end of the day he touched Madame's head and magically sent the image in directly.

With her eyes round, Madame nods.

"I'm not going to do the same thing, but I can do more or less the same thing."

"So please - can you ask for it as soon as possible"

"It's a favor of the brave. We'll tailor it with the highest priority."

"Helpful - but there's one more thing I'd like to ask you to do as a top priority"

"What could it be?

I took the underwear I found when Celica was choosing.

Chest underwear for women, which was kept as a sample - says as she spreads her so-called bra and pants.

"I want you to make this out of fabric wet in water but impermeable"

"What do you use it for?

"To swim in the sea."

I answered with a rough breath.

Celica opens her blue eyes.

"Hey, wait a minute, Kaika!? They tell you to swim in your underwear!?

"Naturally. Clothes get heavy when you inhale water, and you get tangled up in your hands and feet and can't move. I want to be able to move my joints as freely as possible - this is my swimsuit in my hometown!

Celica rebuts by turning her beautiful face bright red.

"Such an embarrassment, I can't!

"... there are other swimsuits like this - Heart Projection"

I touch Madam's head and send in the image directly. Bikini, squash, paleo.

Madam wasn't surprised if she was used to it, and nodded Hmm.

"Mostly I got the image. Sounds like underwear, but you need materials and sewing that can't beat swimming. That sounds interesting."

"I want you to make that for these three. Oh, mine sounds like shortbread to me, so I don't mind, anyway, swimsuit as soon as possible."

"Oh, I can't wear such an embarrassing thing."

Celica still bright red her face and refuses.

I saw Megna and Lapisia. Lapisia was wearing pants from her head. There was a blue twin tail coming out of the hole that put my leg out.

"You two wear swimsuits, right? I mean, Rapisia is absolute."

"If Kaika wants you to wear it...... wear it"

"Lapisia, whatever!

"Okay, great, both of you"

I stroked two heads. Meña narrowed her eyes as she felt good, and Lapisia smiled.

Celica bit her lips with regret,

"Wow, if I'm not a little more embarrassed..."

"It's only time to swim anyway. If you go into the sea, you hide, and on land, you can weave something on top."

"... or let me think"

Remember I had another one and tell Madame.

"Oh, yeah, I forgot. You don't have a bathing suit for three, there's another one. I'm a god beast, but my upper body is a woman, and my lower body is a snake. The size of my chest is about this size, and underneath - I can't seem to wear pants, so a short skirt would be nice. If possible, it might be made of leather or something, considering your defense."

I show my size with my hands, remembering Yetulia's body.

It was for this reason that I stroked it.

Madam nodded Hmm.

But Celica twinkles her thin brow.

"When was it touched...? It's kind of nasty."

"Don't say that. Because it's for her."

Madam said.

"Well, you can count on me. What's the delivery address?"

I gave the name of the inn.

"So when can you do it?

"I wonder if the swimsuit prototype could wait a couple of days tomorrow for the cat child's clothes."

"That doesn't matter. Very helpful."

"Of course, I'll take the money for that."

"I don't mind. - Then I asked for it."

I said thank you.

Celica pays several large gold coins.

Then I left the store behind.

Near noon, the hot sun falls.

We walk down the festival boulevard with a lot of people making a scene.

"Well, do you enjoy the festival after that? Let's buy and eat at all kinds of stalls. Don't hesitate to tell me if there's anything else you want with weapons, protective equipment, or accessories."

"Wow."

Lapisia raised her hands and rejoiced. Glitter your golden eyes and start looking for stalls.

Migna takes care of Lapisia when she tries to run out. Like a sister. It's so helpful.

Meanwhile, it seems Celica walking next door is still angry. I was swelling my cheeks a little.

"Sometimes, Kaika, you say and do incredible things. Oh, my God, don't you just want Lapisia to grab you and make you jerk off? It has nothing to do with the brave anymore."

"No, not really"

"What do you mean?

Celica has looked up with doubtful blue eyes glowing.

I said as I watched the poster of The Brave Lasan Festival strewn all over town.

"We need swimsuits to uproot the name of the brave Kaika in this city. If my visibility remains low, this country will now be protected from the demon king... because I am the brave man of this kingdom of Daphnes."

"Ah..."

Celica stared at me with her mouth open adorably. I'm losing my word.

A small Northwest country is the Kingdom of Edelstein. Celica's hometown.

I hear Celica understood my intentions, and she's been arming herself to lean in. Big breasts are pressed.

"Kaika thinks so much... and yet I am only caught up in what is at hand. You're going to be able to spread your name, gain popular support, and increase your voice by creating a custom of wearing swimsuits."

"That's all, then, no. I'm also thinking of a more definitive way. Well, leave it to me."

"That's just great, Kaika. I'm sorry I disagreed earlier. - I will wear my swimsuit with all my heart."

With that said, Celica's been holding my arm tight. The blue eyes looking up are moist.

I said, making a smile.

"Wouldn't be helpful if a beauty like Celica could help us."

"I can't believe you're beautiful..."

Celica blushed, squeezing her face against her shoulder.

Long blonde hair tip touched my skin and tickled.

I enjoyed the festival this day. It was night when I went back to the inn.