Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Finished my meal in the Dragon Cave. I went into the hot spring.

Of course there are no mixed baths.

The man went in first because the woman would be longer.

An open-air bath above the cloud sea.

There is a far glimpse of the earth from the gap between the clouds.

A starry sky I've never seen above.

The hot springs are bigger than the pool. Probably for the dragon to get in. Deep down, I couldn't get my feet on.

Now it would be great to have a mixed bath with the three celicas instead of four men.

But the hot springs entering overlooking the magnificent scenery were exceptional.

Then an odd voice came up and Tilt ran to the hot tub. Boy-like skinny body. But the muscles were firmly attached.

"Cha-cha!

Zavan...... and the water column goes up.

Dirk, who showered his shins decently and clouded his glasses, held Tilt's head down and sank into the water as he blinked.

"Ohh, guhh! What the hell, Dirk!

"Playing in the hot tub is against manners."

"Shut up! You said the dragon could swim."

"That's deep beyond."

I'll talk to the two of you.

"I've thought about it since we were in the dungeon, but we're both close."

"Where is it!" "Where is it!

Dirk and Tilt shouted in solidarity.

I'm close from that kind of humor already.

Leo talks to me. I thought he was a skinny young man, but when he took it off, his chest plate was surprisingly thick. A body as tight as steel.

"Mr. Kaika is going west after this."

"Oh, find and protect the Virgin"

"We're looking for eggs, aren't we? Which one do you want me to look for?

"If you ask your fellow demons, do you know where the Four Heavens King is? So I'm gonna go take him down."

Leo looked at Tilt.

Tilt nags with a dark face.

"One of you is at the World Tree."

"Was it? Then..."

Tilt shakes his head.

"You can't go. Neither magic nor physics work. You can't defeat your brother or that girl."

"Wow. If it doesn't even work with the wrong digits of attack, is it enhanced by physical attack disabling or something?

"Probably. The Four Heavenly Kings Barrier Mook is a monster in the shape of a person created by the study of the Demon King... Wow - it's an obnoxious one, let the guy who has challenged me attack him three times first. You can afford it, and then you can kill it."

"Doesn't poison or gas work?

"Even elves are not stupid. I tried every way I could. Poison, paralysis, sleeping pills, drugs, fire, earth, thunder, icing. I could even stand the fire of the Spirit King. Whatever you do, it's no use. It's suspicious that even a warrior can defeat a demon king."

"Phew...... If you fight properly, you don't seem to win."

Something caught on, but I flushed it.

"Later is fine. Find another egg."

"Lapisia, the Virgin, two Four Heavenly Kings, where else would it be?"

"Did Grewhades not have it? My fellow demons told me you were dead."

"Oh, you didn't have an egg when I killed you."

"Behold! Was Kaika even defeated by Greuhades......!

"But I didn't look because I didn't know the egg existed then. Maybe he's still rolling into the Great Forest near the northern border. Ask your people if the Demon King's Army has recovered it."

Leo scratches up his wet blue hair.

"Yes. If I haven't recovered it yet, I'll look for it. I'll look for another one if it's been recovered. Should I report it to Mr. Kaika first if I find it?

"Do that. If you have a lot of people in trouble and if you knock them out, I'll knock them out. I don't know how much you've hidden, but if Leo had any of his qualities, he would have done it."

- Well, the biggest reason is that Leo is very active and I have trouble selling my name and not getting more followers.

There was no way I could say such a personal reason.

Of course, it's not a problem because it's true that Leo would be in trouble if his qualities were sprayed.

Leo, who doesn't know my insides, bowed his head honestly.

"It helps. - If I find him, where do I tell him?

"You should let me know if it's Kimmelik's Inn in Wangdu or the village that went north from Wangdu. On the south side, I'll pass it on if you ask the high-speed Naga guys for a message."

"Okay."

He then went up from the hot springs and took turns with the women.

I glanced a little with a thousand eyes, but all three were exposed to white nudity under the starry sky, relaxing and stretching out their hands and feet.

All three of them have thin lines, but this way they realize that Celica is rounded overall. Especially the chest.

Says Meña as she pokes Celica in the chest.

"How do I... get bigger?

"What... I don't know that"

Meña rubs her own chest. Plumpy chest about to swell.

"I want to be big...... Kaika brother, because I like big breasts"

- That's not true, I'd like to think.

"Meña is cute enough as she is now."

"Mmm..."

Celica stroked Megna's head. Meña sounded her throat in a pleasant manner.

Lapisia was swimming on her bumpy feet deep down.

Sounds fun and above all.

I stopped surveillance and tried to sleep because there seemed to be no danger.

Then the dragon spoke to me.

"Kaika, I'd like to hear how you broke through the dungeon."

"Ah, that's..."

I told him all the itineraries from the first floor to the fifteenth floor.

The dragon sighs.

"Was it such a way? He said he had a ship for you."

"That's a good idea. It was a bad idea to get the snake floor out first."

"Mm-hmm. We need to rethink it more. It's hard to bring the same monster, so we have to come up with an idea."

"Really?"

"Lower or intermediate monsters can be collected for money or summoned by magic, but the senior must catch them himself."

"That's tough. Why don't we build a hierarchy like a trail that will kill you as soon as you get in?

"If you make an impossible dungeon, you disqualify the Dungeon Master. Convenient features entrusted to you by God become unusable"

Ask remembering the Tower of Trials. Because I felt the same way systematically.

"Is the Demon King also a Dungeon Master?

"It doesn't. Only what God trusted me with. Registration screening is very strict"

"Right. Looks like the demon king's breath is hanging on the tower of trial."

"The Tower of Trials should have been registered as a possession of the entire Vernus religion"

"I see. I figured the upper management was rotten - if you're going to be God's proxy, you can't do it directly."

"Right. The demon king of evil is absolutely unavailable because it's a necessary evil for people not to run wild. We have style beauty. Once every ten years, there's a dungeon competition going on, and they're racing their arms."

"I see. Is that dungeon for the competition? Well, if it's an idea, I'll give it to you. Puzzle system or simultaneous destruction system. submerged or something."

"Like what?

"How about this?"

I have to push the buttons in separate rooms at the same time, but when I do, the door in the room closes and a large demon appears. If I divide it into two PTs, I will struggle, and if I leave only one person in the first room I attacked, that guy will surely die.

When I gave him some other ideas, the dragon changed the color of his eyes.

"Oh, that's hilarious! Let me use it - you work all night today!

"That's good. I just need you to get to the border tomorrow."

"I know. Don't worry, you don't have to sleep for a year or so."

The dragon went somewhere.

I'm sure he even went messing with the dungeon core. I don't know how a dungeon in this world will be created.

Then I lay down and closed my eyes.

Starting tomorrow, look for the Virgin.

Let's just protect it and go back to the village.

And it's time to start gathering the faithful in earnest.

I wish I could build a foothold when I go to the West.

I was thinking about that, and I went to bed before the celicas came back.

◇ ◇ ◇

The next day I rode the dragon to the western border.

The greeting broke up there too. He wants to make a dungeon soon.

I'm going down the road to the checkpoint. Besides the large gate, two buildings are built.

soldier's quarters and a passage tax and customs payment bureau.

A soldier stood along the road and checked his luggage, calculating whether he was paying a toll or not and the customs duties on his luggage.

This road is the biggest trading route and is a significant source of income for the country, so I am looking into it quite carefully.

In addition, national permission was required if large quantities of supplies were to be brought in. If I hadn't applied, it would be confiscated.

- But it doesn't concern such a brave man.

I'm going to show you the [proof of bravery]. The opponent is a young soldier with acne.

"It's Kaika, the brave man of the Kingdom of Daphnes. I'll let you through."

"Huh!? Brave man? Wait a minute...... Oh, yes. That's real! The party members are three of these women... are the only ones carrying the luggage?

"That's all."

"Really, then come through - welcome to the Kingdom of Fabrica"

"Nice to meet you. By the way, didn't brave men get tariffs for one carriage?"

"Yes, it is. You don't have to apply anymore to get in and out, and you can stay as long as you want."

"You did. Thanks."

- Whenever I cross the border, I apply to enter the country, and even if I chase demons and demon kings, I let them escape. A system of preferences that could have been made for that purpose.

It doesn't seem like a big deal, but if one carriage is loaded with spices, that's all it takes to make a fortune.

It would be such a desirable preference for a merchant that he could get his hands out of his throat.

I won't do it because it's troublesome.

I asked.

"Yes, yes. Didn't you see a woman in a white nun costume called the Virgin? She was a beautiful woman."

"Uh... no... what is it?

Suddenly the soldier let his eyes swim.

- I definitely know something.

I turned my arm around the soldier's shoulder while taking out the proof of bravery that I had once missed.

Say it in a whisper.

"Nothing. It's none of my business and I have no authority to blame you for bribing and passing through people who don't have permission. But the Virgin is the one being targeted by the Demon King and needs protection as soon as possible. If you know the whereabouts and hide them, then you must dispose of them as the hand of the Demon King.... you know what I mean? Come on, say it."

"Yes. Brave man. The woman you were looking for passed about five days ago."

When you started attacking the dungeon?

"Did you say where you were going?

"No, especially...... ah, they asked me where to buy gear to cross the desert. I told them about the town I was in about three days northwest"

"Well, thanks for the tip."

"So am I to be punished... the woman, help me because the bad guys are chasing me, they give me money not to tell anyone, and I follow..."

"No, I'm just prioritizing the protection of the Virgin. No problem."

"Thank you. It's a pleasure to help."

The soldier was sweating cold with a faded face.

I couldn't seem to hear any more, so I slapped him on the shoulder and let him go.

I look back and say.

"Heading to the northwest town. We're in a bit of a hurry because we want to catch up before we cross the desert. Celica, Meña, are you okay?

"Yes, you're Forrest if you're northwest of here. Let's go."

"I'm okay."

Megna nods, carrying all the food and ingredients. The specially made backpack was about three times inflated.

He also seemed to abuse something, so he shared it and tried to hold it, but Migna herself said, "This is my job" and didn't give in.

The Beast Man seems to have no problem because he is stronger than people, so I left him there.

And we followed the busy checkpoint and headed northwest.