Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Episode 87: Dragon Consultation Office

Running at full speed, we reached Kaika village about enough.

The dragon was sitting by a rectangular sigh pond drinking water.

- I mean, the junction around here, it's broken. Let's get back on the stretch.

Think about making him a powerful guy who can't even get through the dragon.

The problem is that people may not be able to come and go.

"So. What the hell do you want?

"Oh, it's been a long time, Kaika. Trouble."

"You stay in the mountains or the premise of non-interference with humans will collapse"

"I know that, but I had no choice."

"Hmm. What happened?

The dragon creased between his eyebrows looking serious.

"Actually... the dungeon is incomplete."

"You don't have to talk to me about that hobby!

When I said it in disgust, they said it back.

"What a hobby! It must be the Kaikas who attacked the dungeons they created because of it!

"You're close to running out of it already.... So, what's the problem?

"I can't collect monsters with eyeballs."

"Hmm? Didn't you give up the big guy?

"Still a hierarchy when it comes to dungeons. Speaking of hierarchies, hierarchies boss! Without a rare, strong creature, you can't be at the top of the competition."

"Was there a crystal bore and a sand whale, a magic golem on a dragon zombie"

"After I knocked them all out."

I've seen it with resentful eyes.

- I don't know.

"You should paint your body now and show up on the fifth floor, the tenth floor, the fifteenth floor."

"Can you do something like that low-budget play! Shame on you!

"I don't know. I don't care about the competition or anything. The world is in trouble."

Dragons round green eyes.

"Then I think it has something to do with it."

"What?"

"Don't you have a holy sword even if you want to defeat the Demon King?

"You know very well. However, I already have guidelines for the ingredients and how to make them. All you have to do is have Edelstein's jewels."

"Hmm? You mean you got a 'silver iron' that doesn't exist in this world, too?

"Silver iron?

"The" Holy Sword of Heaven "is what you hit with jewels and dragon fangs powdered and mixed with silver iron?

"Huh. Lily didn't say that..."

The dragon warped the edge of his mouth as if he had eaten even the bitter one.

"It's not too bad about that god... there's something missing."

"Oh, I knew it. Is that what anyone thinks?"

"Hmm. Don't tell me I said that"

"I did wonder a little bit about bones and stones being the sword alone. - So, according to the story, if you win a competition, you get silver iron as a prize?"

"Exactly. That's silver iron, and I want honor and the dungeon hierarchy because I can get five tiers."

"Will it be twenty hierarchies"

"Um. I really want it for the eggs. As it stands, we have two tiers in the egg room. Don't worry about getting stolen if you don't use it!

"I see, you're smart. I found one more egg after that. Lily's got it."

"Right. That's good. Eggs are beyond my control anymore. Let's put it in the hands of the gods."

"Deus ex maquina."

"What's that?

"Well I guess it means feeling like direct salvation by God in the words of my world. It was originally one of the ways of theatre, of putting out a mechanical god to end the story."

"That's funny. A mechanical god..."

Hmm, and a dragon that bends its long neck and thinks in.

The wind shook my dark hair and ran over the fields.

I say.

"I want silver iron, so I want to help, but just tell me a little more about the dungeon. Otherwise I can't come up with an idea."

"So is that. First, we can make two dungeons in fifteen hierarchies in large part. I was a junior and a senior."

"You're advanced in our breakthrough. Is the ground floor common? There was no trap, no treasure."

"On the ground floor, the wild monsters come in on their own, so I already gave up. I'll keep that one."

Reminds me of the first floor. Ordinary dungeons. The aisle was a maze and there were plenty of empty rooms.

"You're wrong about that."

"Why!?

"Too normal, no dreams"

"Dreams...... you say? But whatever you install, they take it right away or hang it in a trap..."

"So there's nothing to trap or treasure. Instead, make the interior look like a royal tomb. Large room in the center, small empty room around it. Empty sarcophagus in the center, giant stone statue of the queen on the wall, etc."

"Whew!"

"Doing so would make it seem like there's no treasure on the first tier, but there's a good item to go back to, right? Adventurers will try the next one."

"I see... you mean to start by creating an atmosphere"

"Exactly. You can't even steal an interior. Make it one of those traps. That's a psychological trap. We make small rooms for wild monsters to live in."

The dragon makes his eyes shine and nods.

"If that's about the change, you'll have to have less DP. Let's try it!

"What's DP?

"Oh, short for Dungeon Point. I get it when time passes without repelling the intruder or being broken through. Consume DP and install traps, treasures, monsters, etc."

"I see. How many?

"Now, that's about 45,000 DP. 100 DP for a door installation, 1,000 DP for a labyrinth, so if you mess with all the hierarchies, you'll be gone as soon as you can."

"You think I'm gonna summon a goblin?

"That's 10 DP. 1 DP per gold coin. It's just that if we don't create an ecosystem, we lose our feed and we die."

"Ah, with that said, two levels were snakes, mice, and trees. Three levels were made of ants and potato worms."

"Upstairs it was tough with more rats exploding because the snake died. Adding in an intermediate monster snake will kill you."

It's bad for the dragon, but I laugh unexpectedly.

"Haha, so what happened?

"Once left alone, I started eating together and eventually one of the remaining evolved into a golden king rat"

"Good for you. Or does it evolve... it might be interesting to try to target it."

"Mm-hmm. But we don't have time. I totally forgot it was finished, but it's only a month away from the competition."

"That's fast. Then does King Rat have to turn to the fifteenth floor? Make it a complex labyrinth."

"That's troublesome. The 14th and 15th floors are the size I can fit in, and they have eggs in the stash room. Besides, I don't want to place living monsters in the same hierarchy every once in a while."

"You can't do that."

"Right? So at least King Rat is on the 13th floor..."

"No, it's not. I told him I couldn't hide the eggs in the stash room."

"Why!? Hide it or they'll take it!

"Isn't that like saying you have something important to hide? I'd bust through the wall, but I'd find it. And take away the eggs thinking it would be expensive."

"What... then, what do I say!

The dragon screamed with a crying face. It was my mother's face all this time.

I laugh nigga.

"They take it away because they hide it. Just make it a key item."

"What do you mean?

The dragon tilted its long neck.

"That is. Leaving the staircase room, the Chamber of Secrets. Leave the eggs on the pedestal. When the challenger lifts the egg with his bare hands, the door opens and proceeds. Keep a spear exiting trap from the wall or floor in the dungeon, but it won't activate as long as you hold the egg bare with both hands. You can put it on the sign around here."

"Hmm?"

"And when you install the eggs on the pedestal in front of the last room, the door of the room with the stairs opens. It closes instantly when removed from the pedestal. The adventurer leaves the eggs to pass through the door. Think of it as a key item that avoids traps and opens doors, and wouldn't think of taking it away from that hierarchy"

"I see."

"Besides, bare hands with both hands, that's the point. Let the swordsman have it. Let the monk have it, one of the parties will surely be unable to participate in the battle. Battle power is drastically reduced. Besides, if you let go of your hand, the trap will be activated and skewered to death."

"Whoa, whoa! You're a ghost! You can defend your eggs, and you can repel them! Fantastic!"

The dragon laughed sparkling green eyes.

- Mm-hmm. I'm glad you're so happy to be here.

"But you didn't use advanced?

"Sometimes, like when you guys are, it can happen. I want to keep it in mind."

"I guess we should definitely be in full swing when it comes to eggs. Then there's another way. There are ways to collect them as key items."

"Hmm?

"Leave the triangle cones, balls and cubes in pieces in the dungeon so that the doors open when you put them in the correct order in the hole in front of the goal. You should also explain this with a sign in the first room. Hints of order should be scattered throughout the dungeon."

"I see. If you want to collect it, you don't have to worry about being taken."

"If you don't put it in the hole in the correct order, you just have to move the eggs to a safe place and then acid will fall on them or an explosion will occur"

"That's awesome! I hope the holes are made soft with felt. - I see, it's taken away because I hide it. Doesn't grandeur make you realize the opposite is important?"

"Of course I have to leave about the magic of hardening on the eggs. Can you do that?

"No problem. I can make sure even the Holy Sword doesn't get hurt. We have to disarm him before he's born."

The dragon answered with a serious face.

I told you another plan.

"And then there's the hand to hide it in the same thing."

"I thought about that too, but on the contrary, isn't it suspicious? It's like telling me there's something important."

"So that's a key item too. Arrange thousands of similar balls throughout the large room so that the door opens when a real egg is placed in the arms of the statue of the goddess"

"I see."

"And when you install a fake egg, the acid comes down or you just have to blow it up"

"Oh, you're a ghost, Kaika is. Well done. A few of those thoughts..."

"It was a terrible thing to see and learn. The important thing is to try to poke the back of the psyche."

"Behind the psyche...... for example?

"Right. In your dungeon, in the waterway hierarchy, there would have been a ship in a giant chest, wouldn't there?

"Mm-hmm. I thought you'd be surprised. I installed it."

The dragon said, getting a little good at it.

But I just cut that confidence off.

"I was surprised, but that was the end of it. That's not gonna work. If you go on the boat with that, you just have to make sure that there are waterfalls and they all die. The correct answer is to turn the chest into a door behind it."

"You mean trap that ship itself......!

"If you give me a ship on the waterway hierarchy, then naturally everyone thinks this would be the way to clear it. So there was a trap in the bouncing stone up to that crate room, but you'd better take that all off. We should lure him in."

"Oh, horrible... I'm glad you're not the Dungeon Master"

I put my arms around my face.

"The Demon King is even more horrible... now even in retrospect the clear way to kill and dismantle his split buddies is still mildly traumatic"

The feeling of killing an important celica with this hand.

The more Celica and I spend time with her, the more vividly that disgusting feeling comes back to life.

It really sucks. This alone will never forgive Vernus.

"The Dungeon of the Demon King? You attacked the north castle?

"No, it's a tower of trials. Didn't I tell you? It's only five levels, but it's like this."

When I explained it, the dragon's face seemed distorted.

"Oh my... such a dungeon... makes me feel bad just listening"

"Oh, it's already true. Vernus is certainly a demon king."

"Vernus!? Vernus, you're saying God is the Demon King!?

"That, you didn't know?

The dragon leans down with a serious face.

"Nothing, because I haven't been following God's trends the whole time. But I'm in trouble..."

"What's up?

"This time, Vernus, a dungeon supposedly made by God will join us."

"Huh? He shouldn't be able to move now..."

"Mm-hmm. The Acting Administrator, Vernus, participates. Probably the first time."

"Wow... that sounds awesome. But why all of a sudden...... oh, to not let you make the Holy Sword"

- They're the ones who get in the way everywhere. We have to weaken it somehow.

The dragon said he would stretch his neck.

"Anyway, thanks for the name proposal. That's the man who became brave. Let's incorporate the ideas I just said as soon as possible."

"Good luck with that."

"I'll see you later"

"Are you coming... can't you be what people look like? That look has a lot of problems."

The dragon gave an unpleasant wrinkle between his eyebrows.

"Why do we have to imitate people, my strongest dragon?"

"Then at least get smaller. I don't care if they break the line again."

"I'm sorry about that. Be smaller the next time you come"

"Oh, well..."

- and. People came running from the village.

They rush their green hair back and bounce their huge breasts up and down. Behind it, a girl with a blue twin tail, wearing a white piece.

It was Fioria the Elf and Lapisia.

"Kaika, Kaika, it's hard!

"What's up, Fioria?

"Now my fellow elves have contacted me through the Spirit - the World Tree, he says, is dying!

"What!?

- Speaking of which, Lille said the world tree was weak.

"Please! Help the World Tree!

"Okay!

I saw the dragon.

"It's an emergency. Fly me to the world tree."

"You have no choice. Ride well."

The dragon gave in and made it easier to get up.

"Get Lapisia on board, too!

"Yeah!"

When me and Lapisia crossed my back, the dragon spread its wings.

"Kaika, hold on tight"

"I'm fine. I need you to go at maximum speed!

"I don't even need to be told"

Huh, the dragon jumped up when I laughed.

Downstairs, Fioria screams as she holds back her rolling hair.

"Please, please -!"

After a truthful wish, the dragon that put us on flew west.