Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

(About Chapter Two)

Bottom of the ocean one day.

In a giant undersea cave, there was Evil Squid, a giant squid that made him the demon king of the four heavens and ruled the sea.

A large desk with about a house beside it. The paperwork is piled up.

Ten tentacles, 20 metres long and as thick as a marutai, each had a huge pen, paperwork, requisition, vacation notice, marine maps and materials books, and magnifying glasses. Paste it on the suction cup.

I say with two empty hands, squeezing my head (torso).

"Noah! He wants supplies transported to the Demon King's Army Western Squad again! The guy from Geadorf, in the meantime, didn't you just send him! Yeah, someone must have left it alone! Shell, put a club unit on him and let him watch! - Approval,!

Press the solder on the petan and the paperwork.

"What's next, emergency supplies transport to the peripheral continent!? Ah! Did you forget to send it last month!? Come on, what I've done - approve!

Petan and Hanko are pressed.

"Said I was wishing for a vacation from Swordfish Squad... yep, going to play in this busy time, etc! I haven't even taken a few years off this morning! - Kuh, approval!

Petan.

"Additional Orders for Equipment!?... No more budget for this fiscal year, let it fall into next! - Rejected!"

Write a big bat with a pen.

"Norma of merchant ship sinking cracked year-over-year!? Kuh, don't let the budget get cut, even abandoned ships sink and twist together! - Sure, here and there... go with the Metal Gladius squad!

Run a giant pen on paper looking at the map with a magnifying glass and write a directive. At the end of the day, press Petan and Hanko.

Wipe with tentacles all the way over your eyes.

I look at the paperwork that piles up at my desk with fed up eyes.

"... is this all you still have? Or not more than yesterday?

My men's fish, who grabbed the paperwork with fins like their hands, swim by.

"My God, Master Evil Squid!

"What?

"Dollar Earth's cove occupation forces have been wiped out by the brave! You may have escaped."

"Hey, what the hell!... have you turned your busy, neglected troop formation... give instructions to the emperor jellyfish to reoccupy - hand dolphin squad push the jellyfish"

Wrote instructions on the paperwork, pressed Hanko and ran back to his men.

- and.

Half fishmongers and more rush into the fish, shrimp, and chachi. There were more than ten of them.

"Master Evil Squid! There's been a riot in the unit!" "There are reports that the Naga tribe has begun to live in Dollar Earth!" "The Chachi squad has been wiped out by the Virgin!" "We have a crusade order for the brave men who are in Dollar Earth!" "The slave traders in Industria demand demonic slaves!" "Looks like the blame will be used for the Dollar Earth festival!" "Evil Squid! -!" "Dear Evil Squid......!

Surrounded by his men, Evil Squid exclaimed as he wielded his tentacles.

"Wow! Too much work, hands around! - I want ten arms!!

"" "Yes Yikes!!

It was Evil Squid getting total scratches penetrated by his men.

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Evil squid a long time ago.

Late at night, after work, I headed to the coast.

Unpopular rock.

A man in a swallow tail suit stood obliquely on a black cape over a few metres of shoreline wearing a wave.

Evil Squid said, snooping at his face under his torso.

"You kept me waiting, Marquis."

"Well, when you are, it's not worth the wait! My whole life just looked out at the ocean! Thank you!"

Evil Squid makes an apology while smiling bitterly.

"I'm sorry. Thanks for your concern... by the way, could you reconsider?

"Talk about it again? The booze sucks! - But let's give him every barrel of wine we can take this year! Drunk and full of gaps but good!

"Oh, new liquor. The Marquis is just fine. Thank you."

I held it with my tentacles stretched out into the barrel of liquor behind the marquis.

Apply another tentacle suction cup to the plate on the barrel and unplug.

Lift your body and drink gleefully from the mouth below.

"Hmm. You smell rich and good"

"Heh, naturally. I gave you three kinds of fertilizer, made with new farming methods."

Grubbing, Grubbing, and Evil Squid drank.

When a rough wave hits a giant, it becomes a white splash and crumbles.

Pu said - exhaled a hotter breath.

"Hey, Marquis. Why don't you join the Demon King's Army because you have the power to control your men, that you can make this much booze? I promise you the status of the Four Heavens."

"Hmm. My students don't take orders from anyone! It's the only thing that's ever happened! Isn't the chair of the Four Heavenly Kings of Demons buried?"

Evil Squid shook his head.

"Grewhades is just a muscle strength idiot. I don't know what it means to lead my men. It's just rampant. The other one, Barrymook, is just a puppet. It's supposed to be about captain."

"You mean a few matches without talent? The Demon King's army has fallen apart. I didn't know there was no substitute for Jotun, King of the Frost Titans, or the Dark Knight Falkan."

"I have no words to give back. Geadorf is smart, but he thinks of himself best. I need you to think a little more about what happened after the demon king was resurrected. It all creases on me."

Huh, and a giant squid sighing. The triangle of the head drips without force.

The Marquis laughs niggly and mean as he tilts his wine glass.

"Then shall I be the Demon King for the rest of my life?

"No... that's... no. You can't betray the Demon King."

"After all, that's the kind of guy you are"

"I have no choice. I fell in love with the wisdom of the Demon King. I'm sure the demons will be happy if we follow this one. I thought I could manipulate humans from behind and follow them like slaves."

"The demons may be the same as the manipulators."

The Marquis drank with a distant eye.

Evil Squid lifted his eyes for a moment but quickly pulled out his tentacles. Bring the barrel to your mouth.

"... maybe so. Ever since the Demon King went into hiding, I've only been a little worried. That's why I want my men to be happy."

"Huh! That's sweet, Evil Squid! You don't deserve to live in something weak! The weak have to crawl around for the rest of their lives savoring the pain of hell! - In hell with my life!

Ha ha, and a marquis laughing softly.

Does Evil Squid know the Marquis' Hell entity, drinking again with a bitter smile?

"Hell of a Marquis... I guess it is"

"Naturally! These days, craftsmen who have served more than a decade are allowed to travel to their peers, who are rumored to be the best. So you think about the overwhelming technological difference and smash your confidence and fantasy of becoming a corner figure into a piece of wood dust! What do you say, it's about time! Ha-ha-ha!

That's not just a technical training or inspection trip! and Kaika would have put in a scratch.

"That's the Marquis. If we'd met sooner...... no, nothing"

"... Evil Squid, let me give you one piece of advice. It doesn't matter if you're a squid or a vampire! The most important thing is how you enjoy this world yourself! I don't have time for the weak! We've got the power to enjoy the world better! Huhaha!"

Evil Squid laughs bitterly again.

"Marquis always sounds like fun. - I'm sorry, but I didn't ask for help to have fun."

"Hmm? So it's just a squid getting stronger for what?

"It's for my countrymen. For the Soft Demons like squid, octopus and jellyfish."

Stirring the barrel for a long time exhales hot liquor breath.

The Marquis frowns.

"What do you mean? I can't really read the story. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to."

"The Marquis wouldn't mind saying...... When I was a child, the ruler of the ocean was Meteowhale"

"A giant whale descending a meteorite? That was quite strong."

"That's right. You know what whale feed is?

"He's like a shrimp with a bearded whale, and a toothed whale - I see"

A strong wave hit the shoreline, making a noise and collapsing.

"Exactly. Whale feed is squid jellyfish. Natural enemies stood at the top of the ocean. Childhood was a day of escape. I wanted someone to protect me. I wanted your help. - But no one could help me. And -"

"What's up?

"One day a squid village was found in a row of metheowhales. Only my brothers and I were hidden in the sand, and my mother swam prominently as a decoy. Meteowhale is overwhelmingly strong and my mother's counterattack ends in vain."

"It's a world of weak carnivores. I don't have a choice."

Marquis turning the wine glass around.

"Oh, yeah. I have no choice. I don't have a choice, but! When I saw my mother being eaten all over in front of me, it was the first time I noticed her in tears. No one can help me, he said. So I made up my mind. If no one protects me, I will protect my family! We need to get you stronger than anyone!

"... you're strong. If you can't beat someone else, you won't lose."

"Take it as a compliment. - Come on, we've had too much chat. Looks like my drunkenness has turned."

Evil Squid turned the liquor barrel up. I was drinking a barrel.

As soon as an empty barrel is placed on the shoreline, the tentacle is extended to the second cup.

The drunkenness really caused me to add or subtract my strength, and the barrel snapped.

The Marquis looks at the wine glass that turns boring.

"Is there such a way of life... the best thing is that you..."

I'll hold my mouth there. I tried to say that you were going to be the Demon King, because I realized it didn't make sense to say it.

"What, Marquis?

"Never mind. It's just bullshit."

"Really? Well, does the Marquis care about his own hell? But you can always tell me if you want to join the Demon King's Army. I'll leave the Marquis' place empty."

"Huh, let's do it. If you feel like it, I'll be the Four Heavens King."

That being said, the Marquis put up a glass of wine.

Of course both Marquis and Evil Squid knew it was a meaningless promise.

Evil Squid lifts a newly opened liquor barrel and hits it with a wine glass.

There was a crisp, dry sound of a toast.

And he drank again.

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Late at night.

Evil Squid was in a submarine cave.

Make a noise and put the Demon King monocle in your right eye.

Looking into the huge mirror, I checked right, left and face.

"I miss this gear too. Geadorf told me it was for the Demon King... but it never happened."

- and.

"Mr. Evil Squid... are you going?

Suddenly, I heard a voice from behind.

Kristia the mermaid swims as she twirls the lower body of the fish. The purple hair was flowing like a wave.

Look back at every giant and see a mermaid as small as a gem.

"Oh, there's been a transmission from Jean, the insider. With the wisdom of the brave, it seems that the sacrificial ones have been swept away."

"... be safe, come back"

"Say what. I am the ruler of the sea. Nobody loses."

Hahaha luxuriously laughing evil squid.

But somewhere it sounded vain and caved.

"There are also those kids..."

Cristia goes back down. A very small jellyfish headed child stuck like an isoginchuck at the entrance to the cave.

"Ooh. Luna, Merlin, and Plura. - Whenever I look at you, you look adorable like my mother!

"" "Oops!

The runners swim as they glide and cling to the soft giant.

Haha, and Evil Squid shook his body and laughed.

From the point of view of Evil Squid, little children, like at the tip of the tentacles.

He narrows his eyes as his jellyfish head swerves and looks fun.

"Don't get up to me when your family's fine. Good boys."

"Yeah!" "I'm fine!" "Oh!

The little loonas jumped around over my father's giant.

After a while, Evil Squid gently moved his tentacles, causing the children to leave.

"Come on, from now on, Dad's at work. I'll see you around."

"" "Yeah!

The children had sparkling eyes and looked at their esteemed father.

Evil Squid has huge eyes and says, staring at Luna.

"Luna, you're going to be strong. Enough to protect my siblings and my mother."

"Huh? - Yeah! You're gonna be strong, like an old man!

Luna shook her red jellyfish head and laughed cutely.

"Merlin and Plura live hard."

"Leave it to me!" "Let it go!

Evil Squid stroked the heads of my three children with his thick tentacles, soaking towards the entrance.

Squeeze like a solitaire.

"I'm sure you can't count on my squid kids."

There were little squids who had the same body as Evil Squid. In it, only three runas were born in a completely different body. No, I didn't feel like a warcraft by nature either.

That was the only thing that worried Evil Squid.

It stops for a moment as it carries a giant to the entrance.

"Yes, Cristia."

"What is it? Evil Squid."

"Sometimes you should try a return home to Mermaid Island. Take these kids."

"Huh... Huh!?

Cristia holding her mouth to an end.

Evil Squid smiles niggardly with one giant eye as she turns half and looks back.

"What's up? My wife forced me to bring her here. I'm more than happy."

"... if you really don't like it, you could always get away with it. Evil Squid is all about work."

"I'm sorry about that. - Until the Demon King returns, we must work hard."

"Yeah, I know"

Cristia shook her purple hair and nodded.

"Okay, I'm coming... I'll take care of the kids"

Evil Squid slid the giant into the entrance. Blow water and accelerate at once.

At the bottom of the dark sea, the distant giant grows smaller and smaller.

Cristia whined softly as she swam and cling to the entrance wall, to her weaker and smaller back, which should have been very big.

"... you're not coming... you"

Did the voice arrive or not?

Evil Squid ate and tied his teeth and never looked back, heading to the port town of Dollar Earth to shake it all off.

Maybe I couldn't look back.