Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Episode 130: Status Report and the Beastman District

After the dungeon competition, I borrowed a hammer from Lapisia when I went back to the mansion.

Then we head to the blacksmith workshop where Grandpa Heml is.

I was still working on the branches of the world tree.

"Oh, brave man. What's the matter with you? The branches are this way. It's not over yet."

"Keep going. So, let me ask you one thing."

"What?

I pull out my knife and show off my glowing blues.

"Can we infuse this sword with the powder of the dragon's fangs and jewels?

Grandpa Heml roared with all the wrinkles in his wrinkly face.

"I can't mix anything with a finished sword."

"Even with this creative hammer?

Stick out the hammer you had in one hand.

When Grandpa Heml opened his eyes, he made sure to snap and grab the hammer.

"Whoa! This isn't a replica, it's not real! Oh, my God! I didn't know the day would come when I would have the artifact of the Creation God in my hands while I was alive! - Hey, okay? Can I use it?

I'm going to run my eyes blood and ask, so I just had to answer as I pulled the dong.

"Ah, oh. Because you seem to be the best at using it. So, are we going to get mixed up?

"Mm... practice and you'll figure it out"

"Well, I asked. Tell me when you can."

"Leave it to me! Uh-huh!

Grandpa Heml ignored me and started hanging on to the blacksmith.

- You look okay....... hmm?

"No, wait! Not until we finish processing the branches of the world tree!

"Shit, I know. Wow."

I've been staring at Giro with my tongue pounding.

Now, you've definitely forgotten, this guy.

I left the workshop even though I was a little worried.

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Returning to the mansion, he took Celica into his room.

You two sit in bed side by side.

Talk with your hands around your luxurious hips.

"The dungeon competition is over. It also came with the eye of the Holy Sword. I want to think about what's coming."

"Good day, Kaika. I was second at all costs, but it's great to be second even though that's all I had prep time for."

"Sort of. There was a difference in the preparation period. I can't help it. But I've got the Holy Sword. Good for you. So, from now on,"

Celica leans her neck gently and thinks. Blonde hair flowed sarcastically.

"Right. Now on the way are auctions, Kaika Harbor construction, Beast District liberation, Demon King's Army general attack, Geadorf."

"The auction participates. Kaika Harbor will be at the disposal of Lionel and Melvius for the time being. Geadorf is hiding. Where are you? The Demon King's Army General Attack still does even though it wiped out the undead?

"I hear from Mr. Tilt that the Demon King's Army appears to be attacking the human country with its existing power. We have orders to focus on taking food, so why don't we take it for food shortages?"

I lay my hand on my chin and get sick.

"I see. I could read your soul gall. If the Demon King's Army can take away human food, that's fine, and even if it fails, it can be muted. I guess that's the idea."

"I have the same idea. So I think we should think about how to deal with it from now on. If they attack at the same time, where to defend them..."

"Hmm. I'd rather attack you than protect you. When it comes to defending, the range is too wide. Let's also attack the liberation of the Beastman District. Maybe we can get a lead on Geadorf."

"Right. That's Kaika."

He looks at me in honor of the sincere light in his blue eyes.

The condition was so elegant and cute that I hugged her tightly so that she could clasp her hips.

Celica dyed her cheeks and gasped.

I laugh as I let go of my hand.

"Well, why don't you and I head out for lunch?"

"Yes! I'll have it ready in a minute."

When Celica stood up in a hurry, she flipped a red skirt and left the room.

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I came to the fairy kingdom through the fairy door after lunch when I had dinner.

Head out into the basement corridor and look for the door to the Beastman district.

The corridor, made of white marble, had a majestic atmosphere with stained glass of light falling on the floor, even though it was still underground.

I watched a door (tablet) lined up all the way on one side and a fairy about 30 cm long with wings came talking to me. It was small but in excellent style.

"Good morning ~. Brave man, are you looking for something?

"Oh, was it Nilvi for sure? I want to go where the beasts on the north side of the continent live."

"Wow, thank you for remembering your name. So, the north side of the continent, the Beastman district, right? Perhaps!"

Nirvi flies with wings all the time.

We walked down a tight corridor after that.

"Still, you've heard it somewhere, saying 'maybe'. Is that your voice when you used the door?

"Yes, it is ~. Someone who can speak the same voice is in charge of the voice of the fairy door. It's an honorable job."

"You mean we're in a family?"

"No, I try to practice and have the same voice. Accurately go to voice fairy colleges and training centers to gain accents, intonations, and also acting skills. Finally, if you can belong to Voice Fairy Productions, you can work."

"Every world is so intelligent..."

"Sure, the magnification is amazing, because there are some talking weapons and magic prop blowjobs. It will be an audition. There's a lot of demand for voice fairies."

Nilvi wings in a good mood. I saw white pants because they flew higher than my face.

"Are you saying yes - not that the fairy was hitting the tool's voice. I thought if you were conscious, you'd talk on your own."

'Cause it's not a vocal cord on a tool, is it?'

"You sure do. But it's a pretty delicate job..."

blocking my words, Nilvi said in a momentum.

"Niche work is what's important to creating the atmosphere! Because I hope God dwells in detail!

"Yeah, good luck with that"

"Yes - Oh, we're here! It's this door."

I pointed to a single tablet.

"Thanks for the guide. Thanks."

"No. I look forward to using it again."

Flew away across the sky. Quite early.

We knocked over the door as instructed.

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Dim skies. Desolate lean earth.

He went out through a large forest stretching north of Kaika village. Behind you is a big rock instead of a door.

If you walked from the village, it would have taken a week.

"Well, where are we going?"

When I groaned as I looked up into the sky, Meña, carrying a large package, took the map out of the witch clothes nostalgia. Detailed map made in Harya. When I took it out, I saw a black bikini.

I heard a long time ago on the map, the villages of the Beastman district are written.

"Lizards if you go east...... cats in the west"

"Was the lizard better than the Demon King? Look down today, so can I have a cat village?

"Mmm... no problem"

Meña answered without hesitation. But my ears were all over me.

- He still cares about going home to his own hometown.

I said casually.

Let's go, then.

"Yes," "Okay."

Celica and Lapisia answer well.

We walked west.

By the time the sun could tilt, I reached a small village.

There are about forty crude cabins lined up.

It's not lively and I miss it somewhere. There should still be a few people living there, but it was giving an atmosphere of ruin.

Enter the village.

Walk down the dirt road.

All the wooden bungalows standing on both sides of the road seeped under dim weather, either because they were exposed to windstorms.

Then Meña stopped at the sieve, making sure to stand on her toenails, and smelled the air softly.

"What's up, Meña?

"... I kind of... smell nostalgic"

"Hmm? You've been here before?

I was just a little surprised because I thought I was born in Bandit Ajito after all.

But Meña shook her thin head quietly. Smooth dark hair flushes saggily.

"It's my first time. But I know. Probably smelled it at birth - very gentle smell..."

"You remember when you were born!?

"Just one. Oldest memory. An unknown woman tried to hold me..."

"Like what?"

"A very beautiful woman gave me... Ah."

- Doss!

Suddenly, a dull sound rang from somewhere in the village.

"What noise?

"It's from over there."

Celica points to the center of the village with her sneaky fingers.

I took a look at the cabin in Chili Eye.

Then, in the biggest hut, I found the cat beasts laying fur and sleeping, and the first demon waving a whip towards it. Three old men and two injured.

I saw it in The Eye of Truth.

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[Status]

First Name: Mongros

Race: Monocular Giants (Cyclops)

Occupation: Commander of the Western Regiment of the Demon King's Army Beastman District Auditor

Skill: Demon Lv41 Spirit Lv19

Attributes: [Wind] [Demon Frost]

Attack: 2500

Defense: 1800

Vitality: 3000

Mental Strength: 1300

[Skills]

slap

Tighten

Vacuum Whiplash (Sonic Wip): Releases a sharp slash from the whip.

Whirlwind Snake Whip (Snake Spiral): Rip and roll your opponent.

Hundred Wings (Hand Red Waves): Become countless whips and chop up opponents.

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You're short for a giant, only about two meters.

Or what is the Demon King Army doing!?

I ran listening to the conversation in Heard More.

Cyclops stood beside the old woman and said as she shook up the whip.

"Hey, Granny. All right? You just have to go a little further south to the village of the brave and throw the pills into the well. It'll be easy, won't it? Only cats and foxes seem to be allowed in at the moment, so why don't you hurry up? If you don't do it, I can't go home."

- You're going to put poison in Kaika Village's well!

Apparently, the Demon King's Army is going to cut the front and stop fighting and go into operation.

The bumpy old woman remains lying down, shaking her head weakly.

"Yes, no... back off..."

"I wonder why you know? It's been a long time since I've seen one of you. It's not bad, is it? Ahem?"

"Whatever they say, I won't do it...... roll it"

The old cat woman stared at the cyclops. One eye was swollen to see if he had already been beaten many times.

Cyclops scratches my filthy head.

"Damn, let's just... how about this bubble now? - Then die."

When I shook up my hand with the whip, I shook it down with great speed.

Huh - Pachin '!

The old woman thought of the last moment or had her eyes tightly closed.

But you doubted anything was going to happen. Probably opened your eyes - and opened them.

"Hey, what the heck!!

I jumped into the cabin in the dugout and grabbed the tip of the whip.

Cyclops screams.

"Oh, my God! Who the hell is this? Who the hell do you think I am? You're the next candidate for the Four Heavens! - 'Cause it doesn't work! Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!

I threw the whip in his face.

Hit him hard and he fell.

"Look, I let you go."

"Huh! You bastard!

Cyclops standing up with their faces bright red while rubbing the first.

I pulled out my knife and stopped moving.

It was because the cat beasts sleeping on the floor stopped in my eyes.

If I kill you here, you'll get bloody dirty.

Then I laughed out as Cyclops bruised about what I was mistaken for.

"Hihaha! I can't even notice now! You can't live without instant judgment about how awesome the guy is in front of you!

"You're a pretty talented laugher."

"Huh? - Ugh!

When I approached the Cyclops in an instant, I grabbed the chest barn and threw it away.

He rolled out to the outside as he destroyed the wall next to the entrance.

I'm going outside, too.

I command the celicas who were coming just beside the cabin as they head to the Cyclops lying on the village road.

"Celica and Meña hunt the enemies around you! Lapisia's gonna recover the people in the cabin!

"Yes!" "Okay" "Yeah!

Each moves out as directed.

From inside the crude cabin, Lapisia's chanting "KIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" I heard an odd noise.

Is that a spell already?

However, thanks to the triple magic ring and proficiency MAX, 216,000 people were starting to recover instantly at a time.

A level that allows you to recover instantly even when stuck in a truck.

Well, that's something like God.

The unpaved dirt road, the cyclops that were rolling, rises rattling and trembling.

"Hih, hih! Cat woman for blondes, white kid for chickens - a brunette with a song knife, no way - brave, kaika!! Wow!"

I turned my back and ran away screaming.

When I ran lightly to catch up, I slashed my ankle from behind him.

It breaks down and the giant rolls.

"Ghaaaa! Ouch! Ouch!

Standing beside a rolling giant, poking a machete.

"They tried to throw poison into a well in Kaika Village, didn't they?

"Oh, I didn't even think about that!

"You're not a good liar."

Zan slashes his right knee.

"Uh-oh!

I was holding my leg. Cyclops hitting around.

"Got it? If you get it, be honest."

"I say, I say! Geadorf ordered me not to fight the brave men properly, he told me to use my teasing hands!

"Is it also Geadorf who told you what we look like?

"Oh, yeah! That's what he said!

"Huh. What else was he going to do?

"Uh - Wow, don't! Don't wave up your sword, because I say! I threw poison in the waterway for you!

"What the hell! Past form means I already did it!

"It's not me! It's the others!

Cyclops pleaded desperately with his hands together.

In a hurry, I saw the village in Chili Eye.

There was no abnormality in the waterway for use. I'm fine with the pond.

The "Truth Eye" was also used in combination to look in detail, but there is no abnormality in moss or aquatic plants. I did not see any anomalies caused by the poison.

- I hear you haven't been thrown down yet.

Even if the breathtaking things of the Demon King's Army are on their way, it will generally take more than a week to get through the Great Forest.

You'll be able to prevent it if you go home and deal with it soon.

"Anything else?

"Ho, and more. He set up an operation to set fire to buildings in the village, like attacking people leaving the village. I'm not lying!

"Right..."

I picked up a whip that was falling.

The color of the eyes of the cyclops changes.

"Hey, what the hell..."

"How many times have you hit your grandmother?

"Heh...? Hey, once! You only hit me once."

I found it to be an absolute lie, but I rode the word.

"Right, once? Then beat him with a whip only once. So I'm gonna end it."

"That's true!? You're not lying!?

"Oh, even if it's true. I swear to God, I'll end it in one."

"Heh, no. Hold on."

Cyclops laughed out at Niyaniya.

I shook up the whip.

And wave it down as much as you want.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The tip of the whip exceeds the speed of sound, and the path of the village recedes round with impact.

"Phew! - Hooray. Yeah!

After the cyclops were cut in two with Zuba, the giant was shattered and scattered by the shock wave.

I said as I threw the whip away.

"See? You did it in one go, didn't you?

Splashing pieces of flesh around, shaken by the wind and shaking.

I looked around.

Celica came this way when she defeated the little ghost that kept the darkness together.

Meigna was still fighting. He had truncated the lizard and twitched and crushed the wooden monster.

He scowls his blonde hair and comes to the side.

"It's over, Kaika. - What do we do now? Do you want to go help Meigna?

"No, fine. More than that, Celica needs to go back to Kaika Village. An operation is about to be carried out to throw poison into the village waterway. Tell Harya, Kristia, and the village chief to take care of it."

"Wow, I get it! I'll be right there!

Celica flicked her red skirt and ran off at a great speed.

After I dropped him off, I headed to the cabin.

Then a beautiful cat beast man appeared who had never seen it from the inside.