Even Posing as a Hero is Easy–Why? Cause I’m a God–

Morning.

Harya came to see me, so I went to the workshop in Kaika village.

When I went inside, a doll just like Celica slept on the workbench.

Cuteness and beauty intact. If I don't know, I'm going to treat you normally.

- But.

I felt uncomfortable twisting my neck.

Gently touch the nearest body. The skin feels just like human skin, although I am concerned about the coolness.

But I don't have the abundant breasts to push my clothes up.

Seeing it, it had a small breast to the point of fitting into the palm of my hand, though not.

I said.

"You look just like Celica, but you have small breasts"

"Oh? He said he didn't need combat skills, so he did."

"What were you planning to do?"

Harya answers, muffled and snotty.

"It's a man's romance."

Absolutely, I guess I was willing to even put a boob missile in it.

"Well, can you delude me if I pack it in a pad too? How to operate?

"Put this code on Mr. Celica's head and measure the EEG before activation. When you do calculations and errands, you can reflect them more accurately - then"

After hearing some caveats, I headed to Edelstein carrying a Celica doll.

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Edelstein's Castle.

I could barely meet people and go back to Celica's bedroom.

Even the wrong people don't look for details because they know about me and Celica.

As a result, I was not noticed as a doll.

Celica was already awake in the bedroom.

He rubbed his eyes on his sleeping clothes and was moving around in his underwear. Waving blonde hair and white skin dazzle in the morning sun.

Throw the doll out onto the bed and Celica rounds her eyes.

"Oh, what is that!? My doll!?

"I let Harya make it. It's a magic doll. - I'm gonna get you up and running, so come here for a second."

"Yes, sir"

Set up as taught by Harya, EEG.

Have Celica sit in a chair and perform the executive duties she usually does in a simulated manner.

After a while, there was a sound of peas.

The doll slowly opens its eyes. Same blue eyes as Celica.

"Good morning, Kaika. Master Celica."

"Ooh, it moved. Good morning. It feels weird to have two celicas."

Celica said in a slight pull.

"I'm more of a creep...... hey, this doll?

"Ask this doll to take his place while Celica opens the castle"

"Can you tell?"

"The doll has a small chest, so you can tell right away"

"... is it just the chest"

He pointed his mouth in disgust as he held onto his big chest.

I don't know why I seemed dissatisfied, so I changed my story.

"Let's just stuff our breasts and put on Celica's dress"

"" Yes ""

Two celicas reply at the same time. You sound just like your voice.

Funny how the real celica is a little confused.

And tailored the doll to look like a princess.

"That's it. Then go to the office and get to work."

"Okay, Kaika."

Gracefully graciously, he rocked his blonde hair and left the room.

"Are you okay, Kaika..."

Celica leaning on me with a worried face.

"I'm observing now."

Follow with a thousand eyes.

The doll was greeting the different people without hesitation.

The office organizes the piles of paperwork and starts running the pen.

I checked with Celica, but the details were correct.

Even when the minister came to the morning report, he was dealing with it without any problems.

It even gives instructions on how to mine gold mines.

"This is handy. Should I have made it sooner"

"Really... I'm scared"

An anxious shadow appears on Celica's face. Hold down only your underwear chest.

I approached her and gently held her shoulder tight. Slippery skin is pleasant.

"It's okay. Whatever happens, I'm here."

"Ah... thank you, Kaika"

"I mean, I was in underwear earlier, okay?

Celica looked down at herself and blushed her cheeks.

"Hih! I was in love! - Don't look."

Apparently, he mistook me for wearing a negligee.

"Don't worry. I've seen every inch of it."

"I'm messing with you......"

Celica ran away to the next room where the costume shelf was located, shyly covering her face with her hands.

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Dollar Earth, a harbour town illuminated by the morning sun.

The best port towns on the continent have been overflowing with people's liveliness since morning.

Although it is winter, it is not cold, and a powerful hanging voice flies.

I walk the boulevard with Celica and Lapisia. The carriage is traveling lightly.

Meigna remained in Edelstein, allowing the beasts to gaze upon her. It was more of a necessary measure than the majority of the soldiers were beastmen.

Finally, I also asked for the doll's assistant.

By the way, I also thought about making a Megna doll, but I stopped because I couldn't copy it to the status of the Hundred Beasts Queen and it didn't make sense.

Celica walks next door, and Lapisia follows me with her eggs in her arms.

But Lapisia looked at the eggs with a deep crease between her eyebrows.

"If you don't walk forward properly, you're in danger."

"This egg...... porn"

- Even the kids, they'll figure it out.

"Right. Come on, purify them white."

"Okay!

She rubbed her cheeks and stroked her hand, even as she looked suspiciously at her face. Leave it to Lapisia. You'll be fine.

Then I came to the Dried Chamber of Commerce facing the boulevard. Luxurious building.

When we met, it was a weak chamber of commerce, but it was no longer big enough to set up a store on the main street.

People go in and out of the entrance.

Show the receptionist the proof of bravery and have him call for a ride.

The lady at the reception rushed to the back.

Dryde shows his face right away.

"This is Kaika. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a while."

"Long time no see, Mr. Dryde."

Celica grabbed the red skirt and bowed politely.

- You kind of have an applause for grace since you blossomed back at the princess.

"You look good. I just wanted to ask you something."

"Let's talk in the back reception room - hey, get me some tea"

The reception room was a room without windows. The walls are decorated with exotic cloth. Or the textiles of the peripheral continent.

There was an oval table, with a fluffy chair.

When we sat side by side, Dride said.

"What are we talking about today?

"Do you want to go with the public story first? Looks like work's going well."

"Yes, thanks to you. Fleet escorts are brokered very well for high-speed transport. The mermaid singing show at Kaika House is also going well. I get to stand by every day and sell out tickets up to a month away."

"The mermaid singing princess - what was her name?"

Celica gently helps me out from the side.

It's Aria, Kaika.

"Yes, yes. Aria, isn't it tough on your own?

Dryde smiles and nods.

"Yeah, if I thought so too, Aria introduced me to about three new mermaid singing princesses"

"Ho. Don't make a rotation. Good thing. Why don't we just increase the number of people and try opera and musicals?

"That's funny. Let's just make a suggestion - yes, yes. You haven't had one this month. I'll give it to you."

Dryde put the sachet on the table. Jara, I hear thoughts.

"Celica, hold it"

"Yes, Kaika."

Remove the bag with a smooth finger. I opened it and checked it before moving to Osaif.

At that time, I saw a mixture of chills and holy gold coins (5 million yen).

"Holy gold coin? Looks like you're making a lot of money."

"Yes, thanks to you. Thanks to the fleet escort, several trade routes have been reopened with islands and distant destinations, and enormous amounts of money have come in. Especially with the sugar-catching Sugar Islands and the spice-catching Greater Red Island."

"That's good"

- It was also evidence that the world was becoming peaceful.

It would also be thanks to the jellyfish girl Luna becoming the ruler of the ocean.

As soon as I finished my public conversation, I cut to the chase.

"Investigation of eggs crossing from person to person, what's going on?

Dryde's face distorts into bitterness.

"I'm sorry. We haven't discovered it yet."

"How long has the investigation been going on? I want you to tell me as much as you can."

"… it will be longer, are you sure?

"I don't mind. I need some information now."

Dryde coughed up and talked with Cohon.

"Okay. I think I reported the eggs once to the point where they were attacked by bandits and lost sight of them. The investigation then showed that the eggs were purchased by the nobles of the Kingdom of Fabrica. But when I went to negotiate the purchase, no more eggs. As a result of his research, he was being sent as a gift to the nobility of the Kingdom of Daphnes. Naturally, I went to your nobility to negotiate..."

"Aristocratic unrest during this time? You were a nobleman in the rebellion."

"That's right. The house is torn down and the property is taken over by the state. I wondered if the country owned it, but the bandits attacked me on my way to Wang Capital again. By the way, the nobleman on the sending side was a Kyoshu nobleman, and this was also punishable."

I said frightened.

"Were you attacked again? You're insecure. The bandit needs to know."

"No, because it was the famous bandits. He called it the New Gaff Bandits, and he was screwing the northwest of the country."

"Is Gaff the guy? And then what happened?

"We hired adventurers and headed to negotiate. But the Gaff Bandits were devastated by demons. Speaking to the surviving remnant, he said he was suddenly attacked by skeletons and Kimyra. But they haven't found the body, so it's possible they're enslaved."

... Something, I think I know, but no way.

No, usually that combination is impossible.

We have to pursue any possibility. Let's hear it later.

Looking beside him, Celica also looked strange with a mixture of surprise and confusion. I might look like that too.

"So, what happened?

"The Bandits' Azitos came after someone vandalized them. However, there were a lot of hairs left, so it seems likely that the beasts will work"

"The beasts have a tough life too."

"But negotiations with the Beastman District are not currently under way. And now the investigation is stopped there."

I finally laughed at him.

"Someone from the Beast Man has it. I can do this."

"That's Kaika."

"Dride, you didn't give up often enough to investigate me. Thank God."

Dryde bowed his head so deeply that he seemed to get to the table and apologized.

"Sorry I can't help you"

"You've done enough. Don't ask me to keep working."

"Yes, leave it to me"

We broke up after a brief greeting.

Then leave the Dride Chamber of Commerce and walk down the boulevard.

During the earlier conversation, Lapisia didn't talk and hung up on the eggs.

Because of that, the bottom was already whiter.

"This one's going to turn white soon. How long?

"I don't know! Maybe three or four days."

"It's the fifth one, I guess, thanks to getting used to it"

Lapisia shakes her head. The blue twin tail rocked violently.

"This egg is easy because it's just porn. Not deep!"

He wants to say that he has a shallow bottom as a person.

That's an attack that's going to rip the mind of the Earl of Demons at night. I may cry if I hear it in person.

With that in mind, I headed to Kaika House east of the city with the request door.

The straw and footprint are light. I even felt like I had solved the other half or more.

- If the eggs are in the Beastman district, they should be found soon.

Because the Beasts don't lie to Megna's questions.