Thus it began, a private school sporting event involving many adventurers, the first program of which was, as usual, the opening declaration from the march of admission of students.
Originally, this program was inspired by an event called the declaration of war from the march of the army, and it is clear that it does not look promising.
If hundreds or thousands of armies by soldiers dressed in brilliant but heavy armor cross the main streets of the capital, it can be said that while brilliant as a parade, just walking a child on a boulder is less noticeable.
The few parents who have a photographer also just capture what their child looks like and take one or so shots to finish...... but it should be.
"Oh my God... I've used up one film"
"It's early! We're just finishing the ceremony!?
The Red Group Parents' side of the spectator's seat, Kyle, Cood and Leia, who were invited to a first-class place with their boundaries stretched out, put a fierce scratch on Shirley, who exchanges films early that they can take hundreds of pictures in one.
"Did you take another hundred just for the opening ceremony? You're gonna run out of film."
"... what am I mistaken about? I'm just saying I ran out of one film with this camera alone."
"Eh?"
"Including the screening machines we had installed everywhere, we had a total of three hundred and fifty-three sharp shots."
"You're not bragging about it!?
"I mean, you were hiding the projector away from the viewer's seat, weren't you? When did you go to photograph..."
Kyle fought over the fact that it would only sound like a lie if someone didn't know that this was a human move that could be made by a parent idiot, and that he went to a movie set up to surround the stadium without even noticing that everyone in the room had left the viewing area.
"…… ha. That is…………!
At that time, he gazes at the students aligning after the march as if Shirley noticed something.
In front, Raccoon stood on the balcony in the morning and said an unusual greeting. I didn't feel comfortable trying to soften things up unexpectedly because I was afraid of the canary, but that's not the point.
'... ah. There she is, your mother. "
"Really. Mamer. '
At the end of that gaze, Sophie and Tio, who noticed Shirley's position, waved modestly. Load the film onto the projector as you gently wave back at Shirley.
"Damn, we're in the middle of an opening ceremony now, aren't we? I don't know if they are, but at times like this, we have to focus on the conversation."
"What you're saying is completely different from what you're doing, right?
Fast continuous shooting so that the index finger pressing the shutter can disappear and be seen. The only thing I'm paying attention to is my mouth, which actually seems to be where my eyes go to my two beloved daughters waving at me and not the other way around.
I didn't notice the sight of the three people who just told me to like it anymore, and it was Shirley taking pictures all over... but inadvertently, I heard a baccarat and a bone crushing from her hand.
"... Oh, I shouldn't. I ran out of film again. I would have used it a little more systematically if it was true..."
"No, Mr. Shirley!? More fingers than that! Because it's bent in some impossible direction!!
"Oh, this is the ugly part."
Apparently, at the same time as taking the hundredth picture with the new film, I couldn't stand the bones on my fingers so fast that I kept pushing the shutter and it broke and broke.
An unexpected figure appeared when his surroundings were pulling on Shirley, who bent and cured his fingers with a no-feeding face and reloaded the new film.
"Ah, there he is. Mr. Shirley."
"Mr. Yumina? Weren't you at work today…………?
It's Yumina, the guild receptionist. Wearing herself in her uniform, she hurries up or scratches the crowd with a light rough breath and runs over to the front of the seat occupied by the Shirleys.
"No, actually, early in the morning, a large quantity of clothes was sent into the Guild Women's Dressing Room that seemed to belong to Mr. Shirley... and I was wondering if maybe... Grandma... Originally, did the Guildmaster reveal something again?
"... to be honest, only as you can guess"
Huh... and to Shirley, who laughs powerlessly, Yumina lowers her head deeply.
"I'm sorry about the book... I'm sorry about the book! My grandma has trouble with you! I'll keep that guy tightly simmered over here, so please kill Shirley fully! It's okay, because killing isn't like dying!
"You don't have to tell me. I'm going to."
(((That's usually where I'm going to tell you exactly what I want you to forgive me for))
Apparently, after this, it's certain that the canary is about to be killed twice across. Kyle and the others send a sympathetic gaze to the two of them who are always struggling with canaries.
"If it's true, I'd like to return my clothes immediately... but when I do, it even has a powerful seal and we can't help it..."
"No, you don't have to worry about it. I thought it was going to be that way anyway."
"Overlapping, I'm really sorry.... but in the end, how did this happen?
"Oh, that's..."
When Shirley and Leia explain the story, Yumina gives a satisfied expression.
"I see... so Mr. Shirley has such a cute outfit..."
"Oh, can you stop saying it again............? Because I know I'm not worthy of myself or my age and I don't look good............!
Although the men adventurers around them don't fly because they're afraid to piss Shirley off, their gaze stares at Shirley's thin limbs, hips, and rich breasts as she licks her whole body around.
Until earlier, I wasn't concerned because I was busy filming Sophie and Tio, but when I had to finish that, I was so uncomfortable.
"Maybe it's not the same gaze Mr. Shirley thinks... well, whatever it is, sporting events, have fun"
Yumina said so and tried to leave, but told her as if she remembered something.
"That's right...... if you're going to simmer your grandma later, can you just give her a little bit of relief because she feels good just the way she feels?
"Hmm? Don't say it's unusual, Mr. Receptionist. Sometimes you make the Alliance Master look like a ghost."
"That's true, too, but this time Grandma's involved with all the adventurers, and she's being ruthless..."
That's what I almost said, the next moment. Yumina's uniform appeared in the same Cheer Girl as Shirley's.
"Hioooooooooooo!! That's the receptionist's luster. Yikes!!
"…………………? Oh, hey?
The parties and the Shirleys, whose eyes accidentally dot what the hell is going on, return to me when they hear the men adventurers around them cheering as they are seen with white eyes by the women and face those with canaries at the same time.
Yumina! It's not a festival where kids are cooked! Your Lord is joining our white team!! Ugh. "
Apparently drunk in the morning, Canary has a bottle of liquor in one hand and is bungling with a uniform that Yumina supposedly wore until earlier. Apparently she replaced the clothes Yumina was wearing with spatial magic.
"... I'm sorry, Mr. Shirley. Forget what I said earlier. I'm a little busy with that guy who's the president of the board and drinks alcohol on school grounds in the morning."
Yumina walks over to the canary with her hand bones rattled, floating a shining sales smile with her cold eyes not laughing at all.
... It goes without saying that a little later, Yumina, who took her clothes back and changed into her uniform, returned to the guild with a familiar black horn with blood attached to her face.
At the end of the opening ceremony, where the outfield was chaotic, a second program of athletic events began… Shirley was away from the athletic field to check the camera and wash her hands.
I was looking forward to the sporting event...... but that's just a competition for Sophie or Tio to compete in. Now that only freshmen compete, it's a meaningless competition to watch from Shirley, so it's time to get chores done and rave about our daughters in full swing.
(Still, what the hell is Canary going to do?
The president's canary should be under the operating tent, but for some reason he's sitting in a white group of guest spaces. This is very inconvenient from Shirley trying to give Sophie and Tio a victory.
You won't be able to imitate the lack of fairness in the boulder and put your hand on the contents of the competition, but I can easily imagine that the canary is so troublesome that even Shirley will be the biggest enemy in this battle.
"Is that it, Mom?
"What's wrong? Here."
On my way home from washing my hands, I met Sophie and Tio perfectly with a water bottle as I walked in the school building and worked out what to do with the canary in my head.
"That's this line...... and I just wanted to say, did you forget your water bottle even in the classroom?
"haha......... well, you two get together"
"More than that, Mother, are you asking me what a father and brother competition is?
"That's everyone's eyes. Thank you. The only thing Canary says is that when that happens, we'll announce it."
It is Canary's statement that the information will be fresher and more exciting to announce shortly after.
"Looks like you're both safe now."
"Yeah! I made up my mind as soon as my mom told me she was an adventurer."
"Then I can win too…………"
"What's wrong, Mother?"
Suddenly Shirley stops while ridiculously returning to the athletic field, pressing Sophie and Tio to hide behind the dumpster. I followed my mother's gaze as they doubted but peered through the shadow of the dumpster, and there was a canary and a figure of a female student.
"Ah... I'm sure she is."
"Mm-hmm. Class kid next door"
"What the hell are you doing......?
Is it blackmail or something? Shirley, who has a bad image of Canary, made such predictions, but the atmosphere between the two of them was somewhat calm on the back.
'Grandma, thank you for coming today. Your father and mother were too busy to come, but I'm glad your grandmother came for you.'
"Ha. I wonder what I'm going to say now... I don't want to thank you for that. From a concubine's point of view, most things are final. Your lord is one of the city's granddaughters, and you can count on her."
Saying so, Canary brutally strokes her head from a height only slightly higher than that of a female student. The floating expression wasn't like a mockery to show at all times, it was a jolly grin as if it were a boy.
"Seems like one of the descendants of the Canaries to observe from words and deeds…… this is……………………………………"
"With that being said, I think a friend of mine has told me that the child's parents are too busy to come to a sporting event..."
The question of why Yumina has told us to add to or subtract from the canary only today inadvertently depends on Shirley's brain.
"But I was surprised to make the athletic party so lively. Yumina, I think your sister pissed me off, but were you okay?
"That's the stupid question! I told you, this year your Lord's parents are going to make it an athletic event they will never forget. Let's start with a battle dance that brings together the beauty of the city.
The canary, whose physical changes stopped as a toddler, tends its thin chest as she speaks boastfully somewhere. Apparently, the "Golden Witch", which really makes the world notorious, was trying to boost the sporting event for a normal girl who had nothing to do with it from the public.
Involving adventurers is, of course, part of forcing Shirley into a battle dance. Shirley is, of course, confused by Sophie and Tio in a canary that looks really rare and just doesn't seem to have a back. We've been dating for 10 years, but I've never seen a canary like that.
'Ah, it's time to go. I'll see you later, Grandma.'
'Um. Well, let this concubine handle the father and brother competition. Brilliant, let's lead the white team to victory.'
Saying so, she dropped off the girl who was rushing to the athletic field and turned her heel back. The canary... Seeing how Shirley and her mother and daughter were doing from behind the dumpster, she hardened.
A strange silence flows, and no one can speak out as one. Shirley doesn't even know what to say, and she's seeping weird sweats from all over her body up to the canary. It was Sophie and Tio who changed that situation.
"……… Mr. President, you have a surprisingly good point."
"Yeah, yeah! I don't know about all the forceful things, but I honestly reviewed them!
I am sure that I did a lot of things that were not praiseworthy about this case, but if I thought it was all to think of descendants who are also grandchildren, I feel somewhat forgivable. When I pointed that out to him out of the blue, Canary screamed with a bright red face like he had been starred.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!? What are you talking about, you fools? In this case, the concubine is my concubine's concubine. I was just going to throw a little fun at a sports event for the concubine!! I didn't even bother to join the concubine herself, I just wanted to entertain the adventurers blinded by greed in their spare time... hey, why do you turn such a raw and warm gaze...? Mi, don't look... don't look at the concubine like that...!
"It's okay, 'cause I know everything."
"There was something nice about the chairman, too, because we know that."
"So tell me not to look at you like that, you little girls. Ahhhhhhhhh!!
A canary bored all by the gaze that seeps even mercy, as if you understood everything. The usual words and actions are just words and deeds, and they are intolerant of this hand's response.
So Shirley walks up to the front of the canary without a sound. And a word...... I also said this to him in return for the constant revenge of being swung around from time to time and being told that he was a parent idiot.
"Can't you tell me about people too... grandson fool"
"Uhhhhhhhh!! He was treated in the same line as Shirley. Then ahhhhhhh!!
Can't stand the shame anymore, the canary running away crying.
"Oh, remember, Shirley!! Because your lord is going to make you look so much worse in the father and brother competition!!
It was a canary throwing up such a discarded dialogue, but it was Shirley who I didn't think was surprised and scared.