Chapter 45 - I Joined A Group Chat Of Small Fries! (Light R18)
I woke up with Ysvéra on my chest.
She had already returned to her normal form.
Somehow, even though I should have felt refreshed after sleeping, I felt mentally drained and physically exhausted.
My limbs were heavy.
My thoughts moved slower than usual.
Was this the aftereffect of spending a night with a Succubus Vampire?
Ysvéra mumbled something in her sleep, her lips brushing against my skin.
"Hnn... I am not... a bad bat..."
I let out a quiet breath and gave her a tight hug.
My gaze drifted downward again before I could stop it.
’Damn it!’
The plans I had carefully made went to shit the moment I slept with her.
I reached for the telephone on the nightstand and connected to the hotel receptionist.
"Hello. I want to extend my booking, is it possible?"
.
.
.
Fuck.
What is happening?
Had I, Evren Sorin, become weak-minded after marriage?
Two days had already passed.
Nothing productive had happened.
Well... almost nothing.
I had learned multiple weak spots on Ysvéra’s body.
The exact place behind her horns that made her thighs tremble.
The spot on her nape that turned her voice high and broken.
The way her cold pussy clamped down the hardest when I whispered "wife" directly into her ear while buried deep inside her.
That could be called productive in itself.
But still...
"Angh~ If you want to come inside, ask for permission–huup!"
"Haa... who needs your permission?"
Plap! Splash! Splurt!
I came inside her once again.
The crest above her pussy glowed faintly for a moment, drinking everything I gave.
We were currently in the large bathtub of the house.
Hot water surrounded us, but Ysvéra’s body still felt cool against mine.
She sat on my lap, her back pressed to my chest and my arms locked around her waist.
"Let’s wash properly," I muttered, trying to sound firm.
We both stood and stepped out of the tub.
Water slid down her pale skin, tracing the curves of her breasts, the soft line of her stomach, the still-glowing mark above her pussy.
I tried to reach for the body wash.
But before I could, Ysvéra poured a generous amount of the liquid directly onto her chest.
The soap mixed with water and began to foam between her soft breasts. Then she stepped behind me, pressed her entire front against my back, and wrapped her arms around my waist.
Her slick, soapy breasts slid against my skin.
At the same time one of her hands reached down and wrapped around my half-hard cock, stroking slowly.
"Let me wash you properly~" she whispered against my ear.
HAAAA!
THIS GIRL!
I wanted to be angry.
I really did.
I wanted to scold her, to tell her we had already wasted two full days, to remind her that the outside world still existed.
But I couldn’t.
The moment her soft, cold, soapy hand moved along my cock, the dragon raged in protest.
My body betrayed me completely.
I swear...!
After this, I will tie her up so thoroughly she won’t be able to do anything.
***
This time I remained true to my words.
I tied Ysvéra’s hands and feet securely so she couldn’t move, then used a clean cloth to keep her mouth shut.
She glared at me the entire time, her eyes full of protest, but I ignored it.
Even so, her voice still slipped directly into my mind through the bond.
’Are you into this sort of thing, husband? I don’t mind.’
"But I mind it!" I snapped out loud.
I sat down on the edge of the bed with a long sigh.
My smartwatch vibrated a second later.
A notification from the Messenger App popped up–an invitation to a private group chat.
’Let’s take a look.’
It was an anonymous group chat.
The moment I tried to enter, a simple question appeared.
[Select Your Gender.]
I tapped male without thinking and finally viewed the group profile.
Fifty-seven members.
Then I saw the name.
’What the fuck is with that name? I already graduated though...’
[Group Chat: Gooning Gang!]
The name was definitely strange.
Next, it asked me to choose a nickname1.
There was no way I was using anything close to my real name.
After a short pause I decided to lean into something completely different so no one would suspect I was a man from the North Federation.
[Nickname: Strongest_Junior_Brother]
The second I joined, three closed chatrooms and one general chat appeared.
Messages immediately flooded the screen.
[Strongest_Junior_Brother has joined the Gooning Gang!]
[Iron_Lady: Welcome @Strongest_Junior_Brother]
[DefinitelyLegal: A new person joined after a long time? Are you female?]
[I_Have_A_Daily_Streak: No way lol!]
[BornSponsored: Hello... @Strongest_Junior_Brother]
[Needs_A_GF: @Fairy_Yu, please dm me your picks 🙏]
[Fairy_Yu: I will kill you.]
[I_Like_Vodka: @Strongest_Junior_Brother do you have your wine collection?]
[ThirdEyeOnline: Bro, are you spiritually enlightened?]
[WhiteFox: Konnichiwa @Strongest_Junior_Brother]
[Strongest_E_Rank_Hunter: Do you want to level up in life @Strongest_Junior_Brother?]
I stared at the chaotic stream of messages for a while.
Then, I decided not to judge them immediately, at least not until I checked what their past conversations looked like.
I typed a simple message.
[Strongest_Junior_Brother: Hello everyone, I am new to this chatroom. Can anyone explain why I was invited?]
It seemed my message was completely ignored.
Because someone dropped a link.
[GGOAT: We experience life only once, so enjoy it to the fullest. https://study_notes.com/report.pdf]
[I_Have_A_Daily_Streak: Legend has made his appearance 😭]
[Strongest_E_Rank_Hunter: The Greatest Gooner of All Times!!! My GGOAT!]
[ThirdEyeOnline: Enlightenment can also be achieved through eyes.]
[GGOAT: It has embedded links.]
[Needs_A_GF: Senior Brother!!! The Study Material is GOAT just like you! 🥹]
[Iron_Lady: Should we execute our assassination plan?]
[WhiteFox: Let’s also wait for others.]
[Fairy_Yu: I will kill @Needs_A_GF]
I closed the Messenger App.
My head already felt dizzy.
What am I supposed to make out this?
First the name of the group chat was just... well, I had no words.
Then the guys were sending links in chat.
The girls were planning assassination openly.
There was no way this was a serious group chat.
’I definitely joined a group chat of small fries.’ I concluded.
But somehow, it was fun.
Give me some nicknames for future use in GC.