Extraordinary Genius

“Uncle, Uncle, tell me a story. ”

Little nephew Li Zhixiang is over five years old and now catches up with the nursery for vacation, so he stays home every day. Such a big child, at the age of energetic and curious about everything, Li Shiqiang's parents could not control it at all, or they couldn't care less, which led to this little guy being unusually naughty and... annoying!

Feng Yu came back, this little guy immediately wrapped around Feng Yu, let Feng Yu take him to play and tell him a story. If only let Feng Yu tell the story, that's fine, but this little guy is not honest when listening to the story, he always asks that question, making Feng Yu very unachievable!

“Uncle, why don't we take you to the snowman pile? ”

“The snowman is boring. The snowman you stacked, I kicked him down with my foot, he's not solid at all!” My little nephew was very dissatisfied.

Well, in the eyes of a bear child, the snowman is for kicking!

“Why don't I take you to the console? ”

“Feng Yu, don't let him play the console!” The sister probe who cooked in the kitchen came out and yelled.

“Well, Uncle tells you a story, but you have to listen to me honestly and don't interrupt me.” Feng Yu asked his little nephew to sit beside him and think about what story to tell.

“Then you can't fool me. I've heard a lot of stories. I want to hear something new!” My little nephew spoke of terms.

“Sure, we'll tell you a new story, make sure you haven't heard of it. Uncle will tell you a story about the Battle of the Calabash Ottomans. ”

Too long story, Feng Yu does not intend to tell, otherwise these days will surely be enthralled by this little guy's death, then if Feng Yu dares not tell the back, Li Zhixiang will pull Grandpa over to teach Feng Yu a lesson!

Son of a bitch, learn to pretend to cry! The last time Feng Yu didn't realize it, he was severely reprimanded by his father. If my mom hadn't stopped me and watched Dad's fight, I might have done it.

So, Feng Yu can only make up the story now, give him a fairy tale character to fight!

“Uncle, how can a gourd fight with Ultraman? Calabash is Huaxia's, not Ottoman's. ”

“Two are not far away, you can fly by plane, and Ottoman can fly, right? ”

“The Calabash were ancient, they didn't have planes! ”

“The gourd has lived all the way from ancient times to modern times. Is this okay? ”

“Which one of the gourd and ultraman are the good guys? ”

Feng Yu, a black line, where did this little boy get so many questions!

“Whether you listen or not, I won't talk! ”

“Well, then, it's all right now anyway. ”

Feng Yu's depressed, keep my time with this little guy!

“... then Ottoman sent a vibrating light wave, beeping ~ ~ Calabash doll dodged herself, flaming in her mouth and burning Ottoman to death. Well, the story's over.” Feng Yu was very pleased with the story he had made up.

“No, didn't Ottoman come from an alien? How could he be afraid of the heat? ”

“Because the gourd spray is a trifle real fire, and the temperature is higher than the average flame. ”

“What kind of real fire is that? ”

Where the fuck do I know which three things are? I've heard them in my life. Nobody ever said which three are! Why do you have so many questions? Why don't you just listen to the story and listen to it? Where did you find so many problems?

Feng Yu found out that he met Kang. He could deal with politicians, he could deal with traitors, he could ignore engineers and scientists working for him, but how could he not deal with this little guy?

“Eh, the meal is ready, uncle will take you to wash your hands and prepare for dinner. ”

Li Zhixiang stepped on the stool and washed his hands, then turned back and asked: “Uncle, you haven't said which three are the real fires, why can you burn Ottoman? ”

The door sounded open, Feng Yu Daxi: “Hurry up, your father is back, go pick up your father. ”

Feng Yu was relieved when he saw his little nephew run out. I don't know what this little guy looks like in school. If there are so many problems, the head of the nursery is big, right?

“Xiao Yu, aren't the kids cute? When you marry Lena, be quick about the baby.” Li Shiqiang hugged Li Zhixiang and said with a smile.

“Ha ha. Later. Later. ”

How come I didn't notice?

Take him to build up the building blocks, he throws them everywhere, take him to pile the snowman, he kicks the snowman in the foot, tell him stories, his problems can make people crash!

But Feng Yu also found out, as if the little guy was usually a good boy. Isn't that right in front of me?

How can you fool a child? Feng Yu has no experience at all.

During the meal, Li Zhixiang was very quiet. There was not a single grain of rice left. Whether it was green vegetables or meat, he also ate it all in the bowl. He was a good boy.

Feng Yu thought that what might have happened in the morning was a delusion, but soon he was pulled back to reality.

“Uncle, I'm finished. Can you tell me a story? ”

“Ah, uncle hasn't finished yet, go to nap first. ”

“Mom said," If you can't sleep after eating, you tell me a story. ”

“Then go play first, uncle, after you eat. ”

“You've eaten all the food in your bowl, you've put the chopsticks down, haven't you finished? ”

Are kids so smart now?!

“Well, the uncle tells you another story about the Ottomans.” This time they're all aliens. Can't go wrong.

“Uncle, the story is not over yet. What kind of trinity is that? ”

How can this little guy remember?

“Why don't Uncle take you to buy some toys? Uncle, take you to the supermarket. There's plenty of toys over there. Take whatever you want! ”

“Can I have a toy car? ”

“No problem. What do you want? ”

After asking this sentence, Feng Yu regretted it. After all, the little guy gave Feng Yu a difficult problem.

“I'm going to be like Dad's car.” Li Zhixiang said excitedly.

“It's not a toy, you can't drive a car like that. ”

“You can make it smaller. I knew my grandmother was lying to me, and my uncle didn't do anything. ”

Oh my God, the little one can still do the trick... this is what your uncle eats!

“Wait, before New Year's, uncle will definitely get you a toy car you like. ”

“Make sure you can drive the kind. ”

“Guaranteed to drive!” Feng Yu can't believe it. A car factory can't build a toy car?

What's wrong with engineers making toys, man? I'll see who can say anything!

“The uncle is going to find someone to do it for you. ”

“Uncle, you wait, I have a painting here, you follow this. ”

Feng Yu looked at the crayon painting in his hand, very speechless, this kid even designed his own style? This is obviously premeditated, no wonder today is so impatient, this is deliberate!

Sure, Uncle won't let you down! But if you take a toy car and torture your uncle like that, then don't blame your uncle!