Fake Holy Sword Story ～I Was Taken Along When I Sold My Childhood Friend～

"Well ..."

I was sitting in a fluffy chair that would be gorgeous.

In my house, of course, nobody in the village has it ... that's the best sitting chair that even the village chief doesn't own.

The glass in my hand is also a good thing. Honestly, I don't know the quality of tableware.

However, the liquor in the glass is soothing and tasty, and would be worth more than a year's work in the village.

Put it in your mouth and breathe through your nose.

I breathe out ...

"Great……"

Of course, the taste of sake, but also the furniture and treatment.

The room in this inn where I was was one room and it was bigger than my house.

The furniture was all luxury, and the chairs and beds were in my house, but the comfort was different enough to wonder if they were the same thing.

And above all, the built-in employees who ask me to bow down ... the happiness of being able to bow down from people was wonderful.

This treatment is the right thing to have a handsome alister.

Oh ... the world is money.

You have to catch a rich woman who treats you like this. Sure ...

No, but when I was detained by Magalli, I thought I'd kill and run away, but ... I was right!

She is the culprit who stopped me so far, and she has been taken to Ojo.

Am I talking to the King nowadays?

Who can never be rude ... I'm worried about Magari's stomach. I'm worried about my smile.

"I'm not worried at all ..."

You've got a cursed sword.

A voice other than me arrives and distorts my face blatantly.

But, of course, there is no other person in this room, dedicated to me.

He is talking about an evil sword leaning against a wall.

It's definitely not a sacred sword, as you can tell from talking directly into the human brain.

"If it's a holy sword ..."

A magical sword that says to be stunned I want to be amazed.

And what is it for?

I felt like I was getting the treatment I deserve, and my tension has dropped.

"Oh, I think it's going to be a long relationship. I'm going to talk a little bit about me

Long relationship? I'm kidding.

It's the shortest relationship.

You can hit it on the hard ground right now through the windows in this room.

"That's it, I won't break"

A magic sword that emits a proud voice.

He's a bit dangerous and dreadful, stubbornly believing in himself as a holy sword, but if it were to be true, he might certainly not break even if he hit it.

Alright, try it?

When I grab the magic sword, I open the window and lean forward.

"Wow! ? It won't break but you're not saying you can throw it! ?

Ichi-Nino-san! Do you throw in?

Alright, Ichino ...

"And, even if you throw me, you'll be back soon! Because I'm connected to the fitter, no matter how far away I can come back in an instant! !

But, isn't it a cursed sword?

I had such a terrible ability and I was able to meet a holy sword.

I stopped leaning out of the window and laid my evil sword on the ground, pulling my cheeks.

Curse doll version sword that returns even if thrown away.

"No, it's a very useful skill for a swordsman! ? Even if you pick up a weapon, you can get it back in an instant. ''

Really. I'm not a swordsman and I don't want to because I'm not going to be.

From now on, he will return to the village and enjoy a life without Magari and find a suitable woman.

"Huh ... oh no. Anyway, you can't escape fate. '

Don't say ominous things, evil sword. I'll destroy it.

What is fate? I'll repaint it easily.

"And the rest is to do good with me. Specifically, we will help those in need. "

Having said that, I laughed at my nose.

It's fun, you're absolutely disgusting.

Rather, people around me should help me, but what happens when the opposite happens? It is overturned.

"If you say ..."

What? what? Yan?

I am weak, but defeated by inorganic substances.

"Ugya aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa!

The next moment, I was screaming.

Hold your head and knock around the ground.

Oh, the carpet is also a good material and soft. !

Oh, it hurts like a broken head! ?

"If I try to do something that goes against my will, I will have a headache."

"That's really fun, Temeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!"

I take my anger and grab the evil violent evil sword and try to throw it out of the window.

It's the first time that I have felt so painful! !

With my twink face and a cat wearing a hat, I've been so disgusted that I've disliked the pain of beans that I can do in farming, but what a hell! !

"Cho! ? Stop it! Nothing is gonna hurt you! But it's like safety when you try to pretend not to look or do something wrong ...! !

This guy is really a magic sword! !

Which mouth was hitting the name of the Holy Sword! ?

I told you to pretend not to see me, I! !

"Well, well, don't worry. Even if things go wrong, they will never lose. '

I frown at a magic sword that speaks confidently.

Why can you make it?

Boasting, I'm a man who has never been trained in combat, hasn't had any experience in combat, and even has to do farm work.

To be honest, there is a confidence that the thugs will be disturbed.

"It's not something I can boast about ... See what you said? I control your body. I have the experience of fighting the heroes of the past. It's possible to act as a pretty strong man, even a bastard like you!

Who is the bastard. You're totally a magic sword.

If you don't do what you say, you'll have a terrible headache, and you'll declare yourself fighting by manipulating the human body ...

Well, but it might be nice to fight.

Even if I was thrown into such a bad situation by my own power, it would probably just be goodbye.

But is that so? He's an all-time hero.

I'm not sure, but those guys would have sacrificed themselves for others.

Absolutely not with me.

When I was thinking about such an irrelevant thing, I noticed something.

……that? Wait a minute.

The body is manipulated not by my will but by the thoughts and experiences of the evil sword.

There's no reason to be forced to move your body. There is no such good story.

Keyword ... Yes, the keyword I thought was mysterious ...

...... Move my body with the experience of a hero?

"Hey, wait a minute. My body and the body of the hero are totally different. If those movements like monsters are my body ..."

Humans ... No, creatures vary in their abilities.

Men and women generally feel that men have stronger muscles.

…… What would happen to my body, which had been battling the movements of successive heroes, even doing farm work?

……………]

"I guess it's okay !!!!"

She screams again because she speaks too nervous.

Absolutely terrible, my body! It breaks!

Shit! It's a sword cursed seriously! Worst of not being thrown away!

I was so angry, but sadness came suddenly.

Oh, what am I doing ...

However, I just wanted to catch a rich woman who was spoiled properly and try to live comfortably.

When I am sorry for the calamities that have fallen on me who is a good being ...

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A woman's voice was faintly heard from outside the opened window.

… Well, you close the window and sleep.