Fake Holy Sword Story ～I Was Taken Along When I Sold My Childhood Friend～

"Well, then that's it. There was a chance you'd forgotten about me, but I can't say enough, and I lived in this abandoned village without being able to go home. I was skipping farm work and stuff and thought it was a shitty labor... no, no, you feel so refreshed when you do it yourself. Labor feels good...... no, acting for yourself was such a fun thing...... That's what I thought."

The taste of the crop made while sweating was exceptional.

At first, I thought it was farming. It's tough, it's hot, it's tiring, it's dirty.

But if I don't, I won't live in the first place. Being a man who had no choice but to hate when he was cornered, I began to do the farming that was faintly remembered.

Of course, if I had done it the normal way, I wouldn't have been able to reap anything.

But if you stabbed the Devil's Sword in the field, after you discovered that it was growing at a different pace and taste, you'd already be indulging.

He said it was just vegetables. That's why he also did something like fishing in a nearby river.

It wasn't very good, but I've been able to fish a lot lately.

When I baked and ate my first fish I caught myself...... I was impressed......

Yeah, well, I made a simple sauna, too.

Because boiling a bath every time on a boulder is a hassle...... The sauna, which just needs to be watered on the heated stone, was very good.

I guess it was when I was thinking I'd have to do something about my worn out place, too, when they made me pick up Christa.

Well, she didn't have any trouble at all, so it wasn't a bad thing.

If Christa was laughing happily ever after, I'd dust her too.

Then, the two of us slowly improve our lives...

"That's why we're here."

…………

Magali, who heard my explanation, was silent for a while...

"What are you so comfortably enjoying your slow life!? I'm kidding!!!!

"What? Huh!? Ku, he's strangled. He's strangled......!!

You strangled me over the table...!

Thin fingers are eating into my neck...!

This guy, where is this power......!?

That's when the Savior still showed up to help me out.

"Don't irritate Alistair, sexual evil!

"Oh, you know, fucking gah...... Miss. I'm not sexually vicious or anything, am I? Either this guy is scumbag better. So I didn't do anything wrong."

This guy almost called you a fucking kid about Christa.

I start wearing a cat with a respectful smile now, but it's too late.

"Liar! He wasn't such a sweet character! It was more slaughter and blacker! I don't trust sexual evil!

"Gu...... Huh!?

Krista stares at Kick-Ass Magali.

Magali leaks a bitter voice. Looking at her like that, there's something coming up......

"... Phew."

"What are you laughing at? What happened to your education?"

"It would be great, though."

Me and Magali staring at each other.

It's been a long time since I've had anything like this... well, it's not like I want to do anything else.

"Ha... well, fine. Look, I'm just gonna go back and kick your ass, Flor."

Magali stands up saying as a matter of course.

I can only look up at it flashly. What are you talking about, this guy?

"Huh? Why?

"What? No, 'cause... you're the one who makes everyone forget about you, and you're like a piece of garbage sipping what you've been piling up? Aren't you angry?

Angry? Why?

"Sure, it's pissing to be used of what I've piled up, even though I hate it... otherwise I'm not angry or grateful..."

"This one, this one..."

If you've been trapped in a King's Capital full of problems all along like that, it's not something I've figured out how long you'll continue to be terrified of by the Devil's Sword.

My dream of being parasitized by a rich woman will never be fulfilled, and these days I've been made to fight monsters more often, so seriously, I can die.

From that situation, you saved me somehow... that, Flor? Appreciation for such a thing couldn't have made me angry.

Magali staring at me like that with a garbage eye.

Shit, can't this just be it? If…….

"Look. Um... I was shocked to be forgotten by everyone. I'm afraid to go back to Wang Du..."

"Liar."

Magali performs a famous act with hollows and tears, but she comes through lightly.

Huh, don't do it. The boulder is a cat wearer.

"Alistair, are you okay?

It is Krista who shelters me like that.

When she confronted me, she hugged me with her little body.

"Hey. You spotted me, but Alistair can't spot me or something? Wouldn't that be terrible?

"That's okay, Alistair. You can run away from something you're scared of or you don't like."

"No, you can't. Not good for me."

Overwhelming inclusiveness. What, this is going to be stupid.

Sweet enough to make my head tease. Sweet poison.

But besides, I can't resist...

"Angel......"

"Wow, creeps..."

I would have eyes now, as if they had been used by angels before when they worshipped angels.

The sound Magali is pulling at all costs, but it doesn't bother me at all.

Krista is an Angel......

"Alistair helped me, didn't she? So, that's okay. You'll always be with me."

That's what I said, Krista hugging my face to my chest tightly.

The symbol of motherhood has barely grown, so it hits the gorilla and the bones... but its inclusiveness was tremendous and I was clearly relieved.

What the... what the...

And I reach one truth.

"Oh, this is..."

Feel the bubble and champ...

'No, I don't think so!! And you should stop because you're sick.'

I heard a deafening voice.

Looking at you, there was a demon sword that was supposed to be stabbing him in the field.

Don't come back like a curse doll.

Why are you here, Sayamako?

'Cause it's not Katsuyamako! Because it's a holy sword! Magali brought it to me.... I was dragging you.'

If you look at it as chilling, muffled chest stretching Magali. I don't have any milk.

Shit, do something extra again.

This guy really seems to do anything I don't like.

"Anyway, I'm not going back to King's Capital. I've decided to sing Slow Life with Myangel here."

"So, but..."

"I'm the only victim of this one. Nothing. Doesn't mean the guy who replaced me is using his position to do something evil and outrageous, does he? Then you're saying I'm the only victim of it, so that's fine. People help theory won't work this time."

The Devil's Sword that silences itself in my words.

What you are saying this time is true. No one but me is the victim.

I've just been replaced, and nothing else has changed people's lives.

Brave men still exist, and they all live lives no different than they did when I was there.

So, because of the Devil's Sword, there is no such thing as manipulating me to help others in the red.

"Demon Sword!

'Ugh, um... but surely this time there are no distinct victims other than Alistair... Even though that Alistair says he doesn't want to...'

Magali waves on the Devil's Sword like she panicked, but the Devil's Sword is on this side too.

You've never been useful before, this guy.

"Shit, it's useless. Yes, I was told by the man who replaced you, wasn't I? Wouldn't this make me a victim, too?

Magali makes her face shine after pointing her eyes at the Devil's Sword like she sees trash.

Heh. The eye-opening guy attracted to this guy was besides the area and the hellge......

She's going to look at this one as expected......

"You can do anything you want."

'Well, sure. Looks like I'll do something good myself'

"Hey."

I, of course, am this reaction even to the demon sword of the man who absolutely helps others.

I thought it was important to do it everyday.

"Oh, that's why. Look, I just left. I just left."

"Ugh..."

Kah-uh. Kah-uh.

Me slapping my hands on rhythm like that. Krista's a pleasure, too.

Magali distorts her face in bitterness. She couldn't seem to do anything about it, either.

Perhaps you were going to pull the Devil's Sword into your side and force me to manipulate you...... sorry to hear that!! My win!!

It was time we were declaring victory that way.

"Alistair!!

"What?"

With the voice of the Devil's Sword, my body moves suddenly.

Oh, my body again if I suddenly can't move like that......!!

And right after that, Zudon! My slow life base blew away with the awesome noise.