Fake Saint Of The Year

Bernal was stabbed by a crow trying to protect me for nothing.

What are you doing...?

What will you do if the hero dies doing that?If you die, it's a bad end.

I had no choice but to shoot a beam into the crow and get rid of it. I pulled out my mouth and used magic to heal and stop the bleeding.

And check your breathing. If I hadn't died, I'd have been able to handle any serious injuries.

Bernell has a dark power to keep the host alive, so most of the time he won't die and it won't be a problem.

Hmm... no breathing.No pulse. I don't think that's enough.

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No, you can't. You're dead...

What? No, hey, pussy...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!?Leave me alone!

Oh, calm down! Ouch!Ouch!

It's okay, it's just a little dead.The body is still fresh, it's not confusing enough...

"No way... bell?You're lying...?

Eterna is crying in vain, but I think I'm lying too.

Apparently, even the dark power didn't work.

Well, I know a monster can kill a Virgin... and so can Bernel.

The wound was healed and is probably dead because it was instant.

Like this, your heart is pounding.

... the more you think about it.The story ends when the hero dies.

Um... uh... okay.

We should still be in time. The wound is blocked and the brain remains intact.

It's okay, it's fatal.

No, not while I'm still alive.

The human brain becomes irreversible due to hypoxia within four to six minutes of stopping breathing.

This won't help anymore, but on the contrary, if you send oxygen to your brain, it will.

Cardiac arrest is not a complete death.

The real death was when the brain died.

So if you move your heart with CPR right away even after cardiopulmonary arrest, it will still help.

Of course, there's nothing I can do about it if I get a heart thrust, so I have to die, but that's me cheating.I have healed my heart wound completely.

Okay, then... lightning spells electricity and forces your heart to move!

More wind magic with your hands on Bernel's mouth.Air is pumped in, exhaled, and simulated breathing.

Hey, come back here, Bernel!

"... Kaha"

Welcome back. Oh!

Critical Safe! Safe, Ellise!

You managed to get past the pinch of the Yawaya-maki reversal home run!

Although we managed to revive Bernell, the battle is still ongoing and Bernell won't wake up.

Nothing's going to happen anymore, but once you die from a boulder, it must be huge.

This is the first time I've resuscitated the dead, and I don't know what side effects will follow, so I don't have time to play anymore.

That's why we're firing beams!I'm sorry, but fuck all the monsters.

"Leila, get Bernell to the nearest church right away!

"Ha, yes!

I kicked the monster out, left the rest to the other knights, and Leila transported Bernel.

In this world, there are actually no hospitals or clinics.

Medical care is not developed at all because of the strange magic of recovery.

Instead, the wound can be healed at the church for a fee.

You might think it's a fee... but you need money to keep the church going.

Don't say anything there.

And since the church in this world is the faith of the Virgin, I am the top face.

So the facility is all-you-can-use.

... I'm actually the top of Haribote, and I'm actually the grandfather named Archbishop.

It goes without saying why now. The Virgin will eventually become a witch, so there's no way she'll ever truly be the top.

In short, I am an idol of convenience to the church.

Well, it's a fake.

Anyway, I mean, I can use the church all I want.

I took Bernel to bed, and I rented the kitchen for abuse.

The reason is, if we let these guys build it, they won't give us anything.

The church people are bipolar, the bottom people are basically unaware of anything, and they believe and believe that the Virgin is really the top.

I think it is a virtue to live carefully every day, so I only eat simple food.

I don't eat meat or fish, and I think animal food only tastes like cheese.

So if you let people cook at the bottom, they will give you things that seem to mistake you for being poor and clumsy.

I've been called to church a few times and I've been a treat because I'm a saint, but it's terrible.

Hard bread and a little cooked vegetables.How about serving such things as cooking?

However, on the other hand, the upper echelons are stuck in the swamp of power, so it turns around and becomes luxurious.

They eat meat and fish, and are forbidden from eating them downstairs in the first place because they simply lose their share.

In short, because only they want to monopolize delicious things, they make their own rules about eating meat, like bad things, and force the people down there to endure.

When I was invited here, I was offered a luxurious meal that made me want to say what a low-end life-saving life was.

Well, it didn't suit my mouth.

In short, this kitchen doesn't have lots of ingredients.

Vegetables, poor quality rice, some fruit, alcohol and water.Stiff bread and cheese for storage.

Rather than getting sick, letting a dead Bernel eat it like this hurts my conscience smaller than my petite tomato on a boulder.

That's why we're cooking without letting go!

First, I will have you divide the scrap of vegetables that you originally intended to throw away.

And the bottom guys and Leila and the other knights said, "You want this sick guy to eat garbage?I looked like ', but I don't care.

Then put some water in the pot and shuu it into the trash like a well-washed vegetable waste!

Sprinkle the liquor before you light it, then ignite it.The smell of vegetables disappears quite a bit after this effort.

After that, simmer over low heat for about 20 minutes.Ak? I won't take it.Trouble me.

Finally, filter with monkeys.

That's it! A strong ally in the man's life, Vejbros is finished!

Cheap, easy, fast, nutritious and quite delicious.

Hey Leila, taste it.

"Huh? But Ellise... this is a stewed vegetable scrap that you're going to throw away... in short, garbage... right?

You're rude.

Leila, originally a nobleman, must still be resistant.

But when I recommended it with a spoon, my face turned red and she ate it.

"Nh...!?This is... delicious!?

I just boiled vegetable scraps..... "

I'm sorry it was appropriate.

By the way, only the aristocrats call vegetable scrap and throw it away, and farmers living in small villages usually eat vegetable scrap as well.

In the first place, treating vegetable scrap as garbage is a narrow concept of privileged class.

The idea is not very good, and I suggested to the great man in the church to cook vegetables for hungry people.

The church was planning to throw away vegetable waste anyway, so it didn't hurt or itch.

Still, the outside of the church will be better and appreciated.If you're thankful, you can make more donations.

Good deeds with good intentions are actually quite difficult.

Because true good deeds with no intention are only given unilaterally by the donor, and eventually become stuck, bankrupt and bankrupt.

The world's give-and-take. If we're going to do good, we need to create a mechanism where returns come back.

100% good deeds with no intentions, no backs, no profits are beautiful, but is it going to last...?

That's why I think there's nothing more unbelievable than free goodwill.

Humans aren't that beautiful.

The church's great man also had a keen sense of smell, so he finally understood that my proposal would benefit him.

I was in a good mood to try it from tomorrow.

His fame will now be eel climbing, and the Church of Our Lady will become increasingly popular.

Now, I can give this to Bernel as it is... but let's give it another try.

First, the garlic used to apply the stamina is magically worn down and boiled in a pot.

In addition, the vegetable broth was also poured into the fire.

Place the rice in a boiling place and simmer until water runs out.

After that, lightly seasoned with salt... the cheese is also magically powdered and sprinkled with instant Veggie Broth risotto style or something.

It is nutritious and easy to eat even for the sick.

It is a dish that I used to eat when I had excess vegetable scrap and rice.

Too clumsy?... Ugh, how can a man's cooking be so clumsy?

I really wanted pepper here, but the boulders and pepper are too luxurious in this world, so let Bernel put up with it.

As soon as it was done, the knight reported that Bernel had woken up.

Good, good, I wondered what I'd do if I stayed asleep.

In the meantime, I made a lot of SEKKYOU about why I did such an asshole imitation to Bernell, and why it would be futile to cover for me again.

Still, I said, "Well, you're not going to fight alone, are you?Because I tried to answer in a formal way, I said clearly that there was no problem even if I undertook it all by myself in the first place.

Something, these guys take my words strangely or there's a distorted passage... so sometimes it's better to be straight about it.

I'll be fine by myself!You're weak, so pull back!

When I said that, I grew up wondering if I had endured the boulders.

Have you fallen in favor of the boulder?Now, look. Better than dead.

At the end of the day, I followed you to take care of yourself more.Mmm, I'm a nice guy who can reach where it itches.