Fake Slackers

B City Black Water Town Public Security Branch.

“Guardian Xie Yu? ”

“I'm his mother.” Gu Xuelan was obviously in a hurry standing in the police station. "Is he okay? Is he hurt? How much does it cost? Whatever it takes, just get him out right away. ”

The policewoman didn't lift her head, and she skilfully pulled a piece of paper from the folder on her right hand side and photographed it on the table: "These other words, fill out the list first. ”

After a while, when the woman cop was busy, she covered her pencil cover and raised her head: “Your son is amazing, one person against five, he was beaten, it was all dark wounds, can't even see without going to the hospital. ”

Gu Xuelan was stiff and didn't know what to put on his face.

The policewoman looked up and down at her and asked, "You're not from around here, are you? ”

Gu Xuelan said: "We… are from City A. ”

Xie Yu's fighting scene was not serious. Although the little brothers who called the police said that their brother had been bullied and beaten on the ground, the policemen in charge of making the statement were questioning it.

For the first time, they have encountered such “victims" after receiving numerous police calls: colorful chicken nest heads, earrings, a smell of cigarettes, and hegemonic left-hand dragons and right-white tiger tattoos on their arms. Especially through the identification number they gave themselves, young people with several cases remain at risk.

“Are you telling the truth? ”

“It's true, it's absolutely true, our big brother can't stand up right now. ”

They then turned their eyes to the man on the lounge sofa with the hateful face and a golden “dog chain” around his neck. The man covered his stomach and cried in his mouth: “Ouch, that hurts me... bully the honest man, now the child is like this... it hurts, it hurts to talk. ”

“ …… ”

Gu Xuelan filled out the form and signed his name in the lower right corner.

“All right, you wait here. Your son's not finished yet," said the policewoman. ”

Gu Xuelan held onto her handbag. She didn't really want to stay here much longer: “Not finished yet?” As soon as she received the call, she arrived from City A, a two-hour drive away.

The policewoman glanced at her: “The statements were inconsistent. ”

In the waiting room.

Xie Yu repeated for the third time: “I didn't hit him. ”

Brother Tiger has been experiencing such unpredictability in his life for not less than two hours and feels what the fuck it really feels like. The kid in high school gave him a lesson in front of him —— what is shameless?

He sat across from Xie Yu. The long table was quite wide. He slapped him on the table and yelled at his voice, as if he was going to lift the roof: "--Fuck/your mother! He's lying! ”

The policeman was not a good mess, working in the jurisdiction of Blackwater Street, and the gentler sex was sharpened out of the corner: “What the fuck, sit tight, like what! If you can't, get the fuck out of here and let you talk. ”

Brother Hu unwillingly sat back.

The policeman turned around and looked at the "weak teenager” opposite Brother Tiger, his voice dropped a few points: “Xie Yu, right? Don't be afraid, he won't dare to do anything to you with us. ”

Xie Yu said quietly, weakly and politely. “Thank you, Uncle Police. ”

Brother Hu was so angry that he jumped across the table in front of him and tore off the man's hypocritical mask: “Stop fucking acting, I'm the one who got beat up, I'm the victim! ”

The police patted the table with a folder: "If you fight again, get out of here! Look at what you've done to people and children! ”

Xie Yu shivered quite cooperatively, pretending to be scared by the gangster, although the acting was very unhappy, but the effect was remarkable.

Fake, all fake! You're blind!

Brother Hu's heart is roaring.

What kind of monster is this guy? Little ones are so good at sheepskin!

It's a fucking wolf!

By the time Xie Yu went out, it was almost dark. He didn't take any responsibility and was perfectly laid.

Under the refueling and vinegar of the aunts of the wholesale market, Brother Hu sat truthfully guilty. The wounds that were beaten out of him were also recognized as “ghosts know where they were beaten by”. He had to pay back 500 yuan. He also wrote a guarantee, deeply reviewed and swore that he would no longer be in trouble with the people of Blackwater Street, washed his mind and rehabilitated.

Brother Hu clasped his ass, lay on the table, a Xinhua dictionary in hand, if you can't write words, turn the dictionary, they still won't let him write the phonetics.

It can be said that it has been an incredibly humiliating experience in life.

When Xie Yu went outside, he was also called by Brother Hu.

The policeman held the baton in his hand and was on guard all the way. He warned loudly: "Chen Xionghu! What do you want? ”

“I'm not doing anything. You're putting me on the side. What can I do? I just want to talk to him.” After that, Brother Hu stared at Xie Yu and asked, “... which way are you on? ”

Xie Yu stopped and looked at him with a sophisticated, idiotic look.

Brother Hu repeated the question. "Which way are you on?!” He felt the social forces behind this man were unpredictable. He had to know what kind of fairy he was messing with this time, and he had to die knowing.

In Tiger's burning eyes, Xie Yu slowly opened his mouth: “Me? I followed the path of Chinese socialism. ”

Brother Hu: “…”

A familiar silver-white Bentley was parked at the police door, and Gu Xuelan sat in the car and could see her side face invisibly from the window.

Xie Yu boarded the car: “Mom. ”

Gu Xuelan did not speak.

Xie Yu continued: “Actually, you don't have to come here today. I know how to end this. ”

Brother Hu, he knew from the beginning that this man was bluffing, the real bad character would not hang ‘I've been in jail' proudly around his mouth all day, much less drink while Guangmao temporarily nobody dared to come. At the end of the day, he was stupid enough to call the police.

Silence in the air, waiting for the car to go out for a while before Gu Xuelan said: “Do you know I'm your mother? What are you doing here again? In the end, the police said you didn't... you did. ”

Xie Yu leaned back and said in an irrelevant tone: “I did it, do you think I embarrassed you? ”

Gu Xuelan's hand grabbed the edge of the plush car mat and raised his finger joint. He paused and said, "Yes, I am ashamed! Don't do anything embarrassing if you know how embarrassing it is! ”

The driver sighed in front of him, saving the scene: “Second Major, don't talk to the lady. On the way here, the lady has been worried about you, angry about what happened to you, there is something wrong. ”

Xie Yu wanted to say, don't call me Second Young Master, I'm not your Second Young Master Zhong family.

Every time he heard these words, he felt uncomfortable, like he was forced to wear them in an unfit dress, strangled and unable to breathe.

Gu Xuelan flattened out and shifted the subject: “I've got a couple of supplementary teachers for you. Tomorrow it starts until school starts. Don't go anywhere. Stay at home and study hard. You know what you're doing right now. ”

"- [sic]“ Don't bother, my grades are just like that. Don't bother. ”

Gu Xuelan: “Arrange you to leave the country, you refuse to stay in the country and see what you do all day. What do you think you're doing? ”

The car slowly drove into the underground garage, a private villa surrounded by green mountains and rain the other day, the mist was not dispersed and the humidity poured out.

Xie Yu pulled out the door and replied with a toast: “I have my own business in mind. ”

Gu Xuelan was discouraged by his attitude, and the driver persuaded him: "Rebellion, rebellion, boys, are inevitable, the corners are sharp. My kids used to do the same thing. Just get over it. They'll understand. ”

Gu Xuelan sat in the car and rubbed his temple, unable to speak.

Boss Xie, you promised to come see me, it's all in the situation, I'm fucking touched.

Did you come out of the game to get your buddy?

Sender Ray.

Xie Yu walked into the house and looked down at the text message.

He was busy changing his clothes, had no time to type, and made a direct call.

At this point, Thunderbolt should still be helping at the barbecue stall.

Sure enough, when the phone is on, it's not the sound of the thunder that goes in the ear, but it's not knowing who's saying, "Ten more slices of lamb."

“Coming, table three, ten sheepmeats. ”

When Ray finished, he pulled the apron, bent over and slipped out the back door: "Boss Xie, are you okay? Are you home yet? I'm in this situation. Ten years of rage is the same day. ”

Xie Yu just took off his T-shirt and naked his upper body: “What can I do, by the way, you ask someone to keep an eye on that dog, I fear he will go to trouble with Aunt May again. ”

“Brother Dog?” Razor thought twice, wake up, “you mean the tiger? ”

Xie Yu: “It's all the same. ”

Razor: “That's a lot worse. ”

Razor asked: “You used to do this all the time, you can't remember other people's names. Do you remember my name? ”

Xie Yu: “Zhou Dalei, are you sick? ”

“Just remember, I always feel that in your urine, maybe you can really forget. ”

Ray found a plastic bench, sat there, touched a Chinese roof out of her pocket, held it in her mouth and continued: “Where Aunt May needs my protection, she's got me covered pretty much. At best, if I were a barbecue stall prince, she would be the famous Blackwater Street sister. ”

Xie Yu noticed that there was clearly something else in his words: “Why? ”

“You left early, you didn't know. Aunt May found someone and stripped the bottom of his house. Whatever jailed or killed, it's all a bluff, he just stole something, and the owner caught him on the spot... I don't see how he can keep up on Blackwater Street, this piece of protection is so easy to collect. ”

Xie Yu left her phone on the bed and was ready to change her pants.

Ray said, not knowing if the smoke was too lonely, suddenly he felt sad: “It was good to remember when we used to be together. However, I am also happy for you, Zhong family famous trench in city A, branches all come to city B, your mother can take you into marriage... Eat and wear, don't hide from debt like before. ”

Xie Yu also took off his pants, his hands were loose, and he poured smoothly onto the bed. The chandelier shook her eyes, wondering if she was asking someone else or asking herself: "Really? ”

Thunder's end was too noisy, he didn't even hear what he said. He inhaled the last cigarette and got up: “Mr. Xie, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. Table three is starting to rush. Shit, I still have the nerve to smash the table. Be careful when I pull the charcoal out of his face...”

Call interrupted.

Xie Yu lay in bed and froze.

Half a noise grabbed her hair, was about to climb up and take a bath, touched a small block of hard bang from her pants pocket, and found out that it was a leaflet - a yellow advertisement for a grumpy watch that could not be thrown away in time.

Unexpectedly, it wasn't bare/chat software that it was going to promote, because he glanced at the four bold black fonts below the leaflet: Question King Game.

Xie Yu's eyebrows picked out and thought that this method of hanging sheep's head to sell dog meat was very fresh.

He rolled the leaflet.

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Xie Yu: “…"