Fake Slackers

After listening to the comfort of his colleagues in the office, Xu Xia felt that the clogged breath in her heart had finally cleared up, so she got up and went to class with the roster. A dozen minutes had elapsed since she left the office.

Xie Yu didn't mean to be late. He took a moment to go to the teaching building after finishing everything. I was ready to be stopped in front of the class, but I didn't expect the head teacher to come later than him.

Xie Yu had just passed the window and the original loud classroom was suddenly quiet. Everyone sat upright and looked ahead, although there was nothing on the blackboard.

“Classmates, the despicable name is Liu Jinhao, yes, Liu Jinhao. I'm sure you've heard more or less of my stories on the river and lake. Last year I held the position of Senior Class Leader, and I had a lot of experience managing the class, but I hope that later, if you want to select a class commissioner —— don't pick me. ”

Everyone was quiet as a chicken, only one boy stood, with his back to the window, and he kept talking.

A talkative boy who can't help but stroke back and forth in the air as he talks: "Don't pick me, leave the opportunity to those who need it more, especially those who have never been a squad leader in this room, and I think it's very important to give them a chance to exercise themselves. ”

Someone around him blinked wildly to suggest that he looked out the window, but this Liu Jinhao did not understand the meaning of this: “... anyway, don't choose me, what are you doing, don't look at me, I have no plans for early love. ”

Until Xie Yu raised his hand and knocked on the door panel.

Liu Jinhao looked over with his voice and said silently for a moment: “..."

He lowered his voice at the same table and said, "Brother Ho, it was so obvious that you were still drunk. ”

Liu Jinhao had a thousand words in his heart that he didn't know how to say. He could only sit silently and pretend that nothing had happened: “Can't you just fucking say something? Blink something. ”

Xie Yu became famous early.

Back in school, because of the storm plagiarism, there was a cheating god in everyone's mind.

At the beginning of the discussion, the direction of the discussion was: This man is bullshit, bullshit can't do it, middle school exams dare to cheat, I heard that his original grades can't be doubled to second grade.

Later, Xie Yu fought with people outside the school due to skipping classes, one against five, the whole school announced the disposition, the large paper posted on the bulletin board for nearly the entire semester. World War I became famous.

Xie Yu stood at the door and wore a schoolbag on one shoulder. Her hands were still in her pants pockets. There was no expression on her face.

The class was already full of people, even if the sick leave did not come, when I heard about the class division, I also asked the classmates who knew each other to take up positions, and I was afraid to sit next to a living king when the school started.

Xie Yu glanced twice, only the last row of two seats in the second group were empty, so he didn't slowly back out.

A classmate meets up and says, "How about we just let them sit together? The so-called" one mountain is not acceptable to two tigers ". In case of any chemical reaction, would they blow up the class? ”

“Why don't you go sit down with Xie Yu? ”

“… I don't want to die yet. ”

After about five or six minutes, Xu Xia finally went to work with her book: “Are we almost there? Who else is missing? ”

Liu Jinhao said that he was inappropriate to become a class leader, but he became accustomed to being a class leader. His body was not controlled by his brain. Conditional reflexes raised his hand and stood up: “Teacher, one is missing. ”

Xie Yu also drank a little wine last night and is still dizzy. She fell asleep directly on the table with her arms resting.

Xu Xia glanced at someone in the last row for a while, frowned and looked away: “Never mind if it didn't come. We'll pick up the book downstairs after Ben's meeting. You know where to pick it up? Next, let me briefly say that a few shifts will be important...”

Xu Xia didn't want to worry about the late, but she was late and swaggered to come to the door.

“Report -” He Dynasty stood at the door, very polite, “sorry I was late. ”

The person at the door was picky, black T-shirt, dark blue jeans, the ankles folded up, a little careless laughter when talking, at first glance is the popular figure that was robbed by the little girl on a weekday, it belongs to the type of offense to look at him a few times to quench his anger.

Not at all like those lazy, loose, seemingly unorthodox gangsters, quite spiritual.

Xu Xia was a little surprised.

She had not taught Xie Yu and He Dynasty before, but she had heard all about the circulation, and the brain repair in her mind had always been a boy who walked loose, learned nothing, kicked a table and chair if she couldn't move, and couldn't even dress properly.

I saw it all today —— although I only had one back head impression of Xie Yu.

Xu Xia's children are about to go to junior high school. There are not so many little girls' minds. Should I look at them or not? I was about to take his anger out. He ran to his mouth and before I could say it, I saw He Chao reach out and pull someone out from the side: “Please allow me to tell you why I am late. ”

The round frame fell and was dragged directly out of the side by He Dynasty: “Hello, I am Senior Class 28 Shen Jie, I had a sudden illness in the corridor today, thanks to the courage of my fellow students, I have chronic... Eh, chronic...”

I suddenly forgot what kind of disease Shen Jie Jie was going through for half a day.

“Chronic nonatrophic gastritis," he warned. ”

“Can't you just set me a little simpler?” Shen Jie said.

He Dynasty: “The name is a bit longer and looks awesome. ”

Xu Xia was not angry.

Do these two people think she's stupid?

“You guys are singing together, are you singing?” Finished, she pointed down to the stage, "I don't want to waste everyone's time. Find a spot to sit down, that's it, on the side of the bed. ”

As he fell asleep, Xie Yu moved. He probably heard something or felt dozens of eyes gazing. He sat up with his head up and slowly opened his eyes: "...”

He Dynasty: “…”

The atmosphere is a little strange.

It's also subtle.

Liu Jinhao handed the table a note and wrote: Are you going to fight?

Same table: I already feel the energy fluctuating in the air, very fierce.

But in the eyes of all, He Dynasty only said two words: "Friend? ”

Xie Yu: “…”

“Fate.” He Dynasty said, "What a coincidence. ”

Though I don't know what's going on, and I don't know when these two brothers actually crossed the East and West floors to build friendship, the senior second and third squads were both relieved without an appointment.

They all had their brains fixed a frightening, bloodbath.

Xu Xia briefly said a few things, seating arrangements, shift committee elections, and left several subject prep assignments to hopefully close the first round with a new look to welcome the new semester.

“There's still a little time left for me to follow the dot roster, come to class and briefly introduce myself. ”

In a round of applause, He Dynasty also accidentally shot several times.

Xie Yu was dizzy and bowed his head again.

“ …… ”

“My name is Wanda, I have many interests, such as reading, sports...”

“Hello, my name is Xue Xinsheng, and I hope that we can all work together, work hard and make progress. ”

“Fu Pei. ”

“Ding Lianghua...”

After listening for a while, He Zhao clapped Xie Yu's shoulder with his hands up. He asked overhead: “Hey, do you know which Xie Yu is? ”

Xie Yu lay on the table and looked at him: "Ah? ”

One of the classmates on the stage was chatty and spoke like a mosquito. He held up his hobby for half a day. Finally, he held out the word ’swimming’. The moment he walked out of the stage, he was relieved.

He Dynasty added: “That's the nonmainstream idiot on the west floor, wearing black nail polish. ”

He Dynasty was a little curious about the legendary western building boss, Xie Yu in the western building a lot of great achievements He Dynasty didn't care much, but I don't know why, he remembered the plot of black nail polish especially deeply, he stared around in class, can only exclaim that the real person is not revealed, nail polish said to unload and unload, hard didn't see which is which.

Xie Yu looked at him with a complicated look.

“Friend, do you know,” He Dynasty questioned, "... In fact, I am quite interested in him, I would like to consult with him if I have the chance. ”

Xu Xia shouted on stage: "Next, Xie Yu. ”

Xie Yu slowly stood up and did not go to see what the look of He Chao was. He walked up to the stage and wrote the words' Xie Yu ’on the blackboard with chalk. The pen is sharp and pretty.

Then he threw the chalk into the chalk box, clapping off the dust on his hand and introducing himself briefly: “Xie Yu, besides, I don't apply black nail polish. ”

When Xie Yu said his last words, his eyes were on some idiot, but that idiot with the name He was not embarrassed at all. Even in a silence where people don't know what to say, the idiot took the lead in clapping and gave the same table enough: "Okay! Well said! ”

Xie Yu: “…"

Fuck.

When Xie Yu finished introducing herself back to her seat, He Dynasty stared at his hands uncovered. Xie Yu was writing a stroke on paper, and was stared at and dropped the pen: “Are you sick? ”

He Dynasty said, "Are you sure you didn't paint it? That's not what legend says about you. ”

In the legend of the western building boss, nail polish occupies a very important part, at least He Dynasty really remembered the name Xie Yu because of non-mainstream nail polish.

“... pass a dick. ”

He Dynasty went straight to grab Xie Yu's hand: “Don't move, let me see. ”

Xie Yu didn't expect him to come out of here directly. When he regained conscience, his hand had been caught in the hands of He Dynasty.

Xie Yu's hand seemed quite sophisticated and even a little gentle.

Clean, long, clear bone joints and neat trimming of the nail cap.

When he was a kid, the house was in good shape, and Gu Xuelan offered to let him learn the piano, saying that his fingers were thin and long, quite suitable. As a result, Xie Yu Yu was delighted. Almost every day, parents run to their homes with their children and tell them what happened to your children and how to beat them.

Gu Xuelan never mentioned the piano again.

He Zhaogang had just caught his hand before he could study it carefully. Xie Yu directly blew up the whole person. He drew his hand back: “... Fuck, what's wrong with you? ”