Fake Slackers

New day.

The sound of reprimand penetrates the last layer of cloud fog in the morning, shocking and refreshing.

“Stand still, come... come here, stand still. ”

“Don't fucking stare at the ground. Can you see the flowers? Don't be ashamed, don't be ashamed, your faces are long gone anyway. ”

“Chest up! Look forward, look me in the eye. ”

A dozen people stood in two rows near the bronze sculpture at the gate of Liyang II, drooling their heads low, and the schoolbag behind them fell to the ground.

The few who did not wake up were frightened by the roaring drowsiness, trembling with fear.

One of the male classmates couldn't help but looked up at the director and lowered his head again, whispering: "… mad dog. ”

‘Mad Dog' Director Kang's ear moved and caught something in vain. He raised his hand to the queue and shouted, "Who else is talking! ”

The man's chest fluctuated sharply. A pair of golden wire border glasses on the nose beam did not make him look a little more elegant and civilized. He also had a attendance sheet with his name on it recording the names of those who were late every day. If he was late more than three times, he would enter the last page of the attendance sheet - the black list.

The nickname "Mad Dog", which has been around for a long time, was picked up by previous students and passed down. It is said that no teacher can mess with this instructor named Kang, the legendary mad dog is scarier than a menopausal female tiger.

“" I'm late, "said Chief Jiang, glancing slightly, walking from the beginning to the end of the row. I'm late for my new semester. ”

He walked from the beginning to the end of the row and suddenly stopped. The other students were holding their breath and listening to Director Kang's voice suddenly rise again: “He Dynasty? What's wrong with you? ”

He Dynasty said: “Late. ”

“You've stayed here all semester, and I can still catch you in front of the school.” Director Kang instructed the others to go back to class, leaving only one He Dynasty, "Yes, the ability to violate school discipline is really impressive. ”

He Dynasty indicated that he had come out to run in the morning and accidentally took the wrong time.

Director Kang looked at the person in front of him and felt refreshed all over him. He was close enough to smell laundry powder.

Running farts in the morning, walking for the elderly is more like it.

Director Jiang was also too lazy to go on with him. After looking at the time, he had been in class for 10 minutes. He simply said: "The old rules. ”

“Review, I know.” He Chao walked backwards and forwards and said, "I'll send you to your office at noon. Goodbye, Director Kang. ”

Watching He Chao run away soon, Director Kang hastily said: “Come here later. ”

He Dynasty stopped.

Director Kang: “What happened to that joint book in your class? ”

After a wind wave, Xu Xia did not receive any punishment, but the things attached to the experiment must have been soup bubbling. She had a good attitude to admit that she was mistaken, and for more than a decade of teaching, she did not pursue it.

However, the school headache is that the three classmates are willing to change classroom directors.

He tried to talk about it at first, but I didn't think anyone in the class would respond. This class was quietly surprised by the silence of everyone. I didn't expect that everyone's opinions on Xu Xia would erupt this time.

Liu Jinhao led his brothers to support him.

“Do her!” It's a very spiritual boy, especially those eyes, who looks at people as if they will shine. "As long as our whole class is involved, even if we fail in the end, collective crime is generally lightened. ”

Liu Jinhao patted the boy's head: “All things worked out, how can you be so negative? If you haven't acted yet, you want to fail. ”

The man called "All Things Together" said, "It's not negative, it's strategy. I can give you ten such incidents in one breath - five classes last year protested against teachers taking over their gym classes..."

He Dynasty was actively lobbying Xie Yu to go with them to find the mad dog.

Xie Yu pointed to the joint book that Liu Jinhao had in his hand. He had already collected the signatures of half the class: “I can sign it on it. I already have a good face, understand? ”

Director Kang stopped him and left without saying a few words.

He Chao ran all the way back to the classroom, and while the English teacher was not paying attention, he bent over and slipped through the back door, then sat down lightly with his hands and feet. He took a cup of hot soy milk out of an empty bag over his shoulder and pushed it to Xie Yu: “Here. ”

Xie Yu looked at the soy milk and straw: “Why? ”

“Drink,” He Dynasty hung the bag on the back of the chair, "you don't want sugar-free. ”

Ever since he knew and Xie Yu held the door, He Dynasty often went to the door after everything was fine. Of course, Xie Yu did not welcome this behavior. Sometimes He Dynasty wakes up early and goes across the street to wake Xie Yu too: "Let's go and have breakfast together. ”

Then He Dynasty discovered that Xie Yu was very furry to eat, and picked very well, otherwise he would rather not eat.

“Soy milk, it's all soy milk. What's the difference?” He Dynasty asks.

Xie Yu: “I don't drink sweet soy milk. ”

There are not so many types of soy milk in the school canteen, only in off-campus breakfasts. He Dynasty wanted to thank Yu for such a big favor. He invited someone to dinner. I didn't expect to end up running errands.

“What are you doing? Topic?” He Chao Guang searched for the English book for half a day, then turned it over and was confused again, "... when was it arranged? ”

Xie Yu borrowed the homework copy of the front desk and didn't lift her head: “I don't know, probably when you were thinking about whether it was a nice lace tutu or punk leather pants. ”

He Dynasty's movement did not escape the teacher's eyes.

After writing the title on the blackboard, the English teacher dropped the chalk and ordered the name of the He Dynasty: “This late, you tell me, encounter such a question type, what to do first. ”

The He Dynasty slowly rose up and hesitated for a while, saying six words: “Give up and look at the next one. ”

Xie Yu translated the question in half. When he heard this answer, the letter c closed and confiscated. Long cut out: “...”

English Teacher: "…”

Classmates: “…”

He added: "Don't waste time when you encounter questions that you won't. ”

After the silence, I don't know who couldn't help laughing, then the whole class burst into laughter.

“Hahahahaha next. ”

“Talent. Talent. ”

The English teacher really wanted to raise his face seriously, and finally he broke his kung fu: “Sit down and listen well. ”

After studying the past, rumors of Xu Xia going to the Gao group spread in the class.

“There was a teacher over there who had a bad voice for surgery. Xu Xia was presumably going to take that class with her. Our new class director, Tang, was about to take office. ”

MasterLink listened to the corner of the wall outside the teaching office and came back to the class with fresh news. He said, "Still transferred from the key schools, the super teacher, sounds awesome. ”

Wanda, whose last name happens to be 'Wan’, always has endless trail news, and the news doesn't know where it came from. It's true and false. Moreover, Wanda herself bragged that in addition to Liyang Erzhong, half the city within the square circle, nothing he did not know, so he was given the nickname ‘MasterLink’.

Liu Jinhao was finishing his homework and said, “How dare you listen to the wall corner of a mad dog? ”

Wanda said, "You have to. If you want to get first hand information, you risk death. ”

MasterLink's intel doesn't have to be accurate once in ten times, but this time he's right. The new class director's name is Tang, and his name is very distinctive, Townsend.

Townsend looked like an ordinary middle-aged man with a string of buddha beads on his wrist and serious lectures, matching the names and faces of the class in two days.

People talk well, there is no shelf... just a little annoying, quite nagging, and one sentence can pull out some things that you can't beat together, it doesn't feel sudden.

“The class should be cleaned up by the day before leaving. It is important to sleep well in the early evening. Don't eat too greasy. If you don't want to do the questions, leave them there. You can ask, but you can never copy them. Go home and remember to care about your parents. They are tired all day. By the way, it looks like it's going to rain tomorrow. You better bring an umbrella...”

“ …… ”

After the last lesson, the residents stayed and continued their evening studies.

It was a coincidence before, He Dynasty and Xie Yu both had a high chance of studying late. Either you skipped or they skipped together. We didn't know each other were residents for almost half a month.

Most of the classmates walked away, leaving nearly ten people, doing their homework and starting to chat.

It's already dark outside.

Wanda mysteriously and secretly asked, "Do you know anything about the haunting of our dormitory building? ”

When MasterTone started this strange topic, He Chao was pulling Xie Yu together to play team games. This person was constantly immersed in his operating skills: “I'm really strong - see, a double hit. Come here, brother. ”

Xie Yu: “Look carefully, I killed that man. ”

If it wasn't impossible to attack the teammate, Xie Yu might have to push this person first.

“There have been strange noises on our floor these past few nights, especially after twelve o'clock in the evening," Wanda said, "the lower the sound,“ people said, it was only going around the first floor the other day... but since last night, strange things also happened on the second floor, knocking on the door I heard myself, when I went to open the door, there was nothing outside the door, there was a shadow at the end of the corridor. ”

Wanda said, “I don't know if I was wrong. But we had that rumor at school, you know, the jumper. ”

Other classmates summed up: "Yes, I know, the roof jumped. ”

“I live on the ground floor, and I've heard that a few times, I don't dare to open the door. But it was gone yesterday. Did it really go upstairs? ”

Xie Yu didn't listen to what they were saying, focused on playing the game, encountered two big BOSS, was about to anal, turned his head and found that the teammates didn't know when it was cold: "Huh. Aren't you trying to protect me? ”

The look on the face of He Dynasty is not right: “… What floor do we live on? Third floor?”