Fake Slackers

After studying late, Wanda presented her thoughts mysteriously and solemnly.

“What do you say, do you want to add some colour to your flat weekend life? What the hell is going on in the dormitory? Aren't you curious? Shouldn't people keep challenging the unknown? All right, you guys, I feel cold like this. ”

Xie Yu looked at a few people in the class. Apart from him, He Dynasty and Wanda, there were only two boys who usually didn't talk much in the class.

Xue Xinsheng didn't lift the head from beginning to end, and didn't notice.

He is still struggling with the problem of hyperbola, learning only two words in his body and mind, and everything around him seems to have nothing to do with him.

The other boy is called Ding Lianghua. He usually answers questions like a mosquito. His character is silent and he looks very timid. Wanda has heard that this person has a mild social disorder, but doesn't know if it's true or false.

Only Xu Qingqing gave him a little face: “Duddy, although my sister is very interested... it doesn't matter if my sister is interested, you are the boys' dormitory. ”

Wanda: “What's wrong with the boys' dormitory? You can always be my Qing brother if you want. ”

“...” Xu Qingqing threw over a piece of rubber, "you die. ”

Wanda thinks there really is a big gap between ideals and reality, and his fantasy of ghost catchers shouldn't be like this.

Xue Xinsheng did not dare to go over and disturb him. He could only go to haunt Ding Lianghua.

He sat in front of Ding Lianghua and noticed that Ding Lianghua's whole person was shaking for a moment.

Wanda pulled forward, Ding Lianghua ducked back: “Brother, what do you think? I repeat, this is a man's adventure. ”

Ding Lianghua: “…”

Ding Lianghua was not very good at communicating with people. He said he didn't know if he was Ken or not. It was quite hard to talk.

Xie Yu and Zhou Dalei had a fight or not, bullshit.

Big Thunder sent a picture of a fat orange cat and a little titty cat, and the little one looked like a pussy, covered in fine soft plush, and the two cats looked at the camera in the same position as the twisted neck.

The background is the Great Thunder Family Balcony.

Zhou Dalei: Haven't seen him for months. He looks like a fat thief, so he decided to call him Fatty!

Xie Yu smiled and pressed Save.

This fat orange cat is a Black Water Street pet who comes to life as a mystery.

It wasn't that fat and skinny when it first arrived. Probably been wandering for a long time, running away when they see people, and they don't know where they usually sleep.

Blackwater Street cats and dogs come and go a lot, Aunt May Ray mother they habitually mix leftovers together, if there are fish bones, will also be incorporated, in unused iron pots, put aside at the door.

After a long time, Orange Cat settled down on Black Water Street.

This orange cat has character and doesn't eat white rice. Whoever ate the meal, stayed there at night to catch the rat, grab it clean, and like to carry the mouse corpse to the door and put it in a company.

Zhou Dalei: My mother has made a blood book and specially cooked a fish for her. She said that it always felt unclean in the last few months when she was away... Aunt Wang next door also cooked, two people steaming one red burn, who can stay fatter tonight.

Xie Yu: You, reflection, think about why you're better off than a cat.

Zhou Dalei: …

Wanda haunted Ding Lianghua for half a day and wondered if it was because he was too annoyed. Ding Lianghua finally nodded.

He Dynasty was still wondering how to get away. He flashed more than a dozen scripts in his head, and found out that Ding Lianghua also participated: “Him? This guy who's shaking all the speeches on stage? ”

Xie Yu doesn't have any impression of Ding Lianghua, nor any thoughts.

“Even he goes.” He Dynasty threw his phone and leaned against the back of the chair, suddenly aroused a fighting spirit.

Xie Yuxin said not to look at people like this, always feel stronger than you.

When Wanda finally walked to the last row to ask the two bosses, He Dynasty patted the table: “Men's adventures, not men's. Don't be afraid, there's a chaperone. ”

Wanda: “Brother Chao, from now on, you are my own brother. You are so handsome, you are a man among men. ”

Xie Yu grinned on the spot.

Four people are scheduled to gather at the He Dynasty dormitory at night, waiting for a knock after midnight.

Xie Yu was close to the He Chao dormitory. He was not in a hurry to do another set of exams, but just after he took a bath, he was called by He Chao several times and shouted to let him go.

Xie Yu is still wiping her hair, and the water drops continue to flow down her hair: “You're not bored. ”

He Dynasty said: "Come here and show you a big baby. ”

This guy is really annoying.

Xie Yu was wearing a towel around his neck and slowly walked through the hallway. He pushed the door open and said, “What the hell? ”

“Almost done.” He Dynasty was writing something, he didn't go back, the movement in his hand was very open, the text was ugly, and now he couldn't see what exactly he was writing.

Xie Yu approached, and saw a long strip of paper on the table. The paper was curved around something that looked like something else, with a Yin Yang symbol in the middle.

“ …… ”

Xie Yu reckoned that his hands on the hair stopped: “This is...”

“Folk exorcism, the strongest move, ghost charm.” He Dynasty said.

Xie Yu's hair was wet and she wore a simple T-shirt. She grabbed a towel in her hand and put it on her head. He Chao looked at him and thought that his eyes also looked wet, wet and soft, but felt cold against his eyes.

Xie Yu looked at the “ghost charm" for half a day and opened his mouth: “Ah, you're awesome. ”

Wanda was the third to arrive, he changed his cartoon pajamas, yellow SpongeBob pattern, carried a bag, and dragged a flashlight in his hand.

“Brother Chao, I'm here. Wow, Brother Yu arrived early.” Wanda pushed the door open and walked in, "I brought a flashlight, and it would be better if you had one, and if that thing was powerful, it would probably turn off the lights in the whole building. ”

Xie Yu questioned the classic plot in the psychic novel: “Why do you think the flashlight won't be affected? ”

Wanda: “…” I don't know what to say for a while.

It was too early for the three of us to do anything together and play a sniper game.

There is only one chair in the room. If you don't sit in a chair, you can only sit in bed. Wanda dares not touch the bed of He Dynasty, so you can only turn your eyes to Xie Yu: “Brother Yu, can you not wake up for a moment? I... I like sitting in a chair. ”

Soon Wanda realized how bad it was to play games with these two people.

Xie Yu plays with the feeling that the third row can play a single row. He is slutty and doesn't care about freedom. He doesn't care about the other two teammates at all, and He Dynasty doesn't care about Wanda at all: “I have good things here, old Xie come here, people, come and get them. ”

“Brother Chao, I, I am also your teammate," Wanda wants to cry without tears, "Granny I, I am poor. ”

He Zhao just took a look at Wanda's position and gave this teammate some attention, but after reading it he said, “It's too far away, you can work on it yourself. ”

Wanda: “…”

Almost 11: 00, Ding Lianghua arrived.

“Thought you weren't coming. Sit down.” He moved to the side and patted the bed.

Ding Lianghua usually did not have much contact with He Dynasty. He stood at the door a little helpless. He subconsciously went to see Wanda, Wanda HeartLink Society, and divided half the chair to give him: “Do you also like to sit in a chair? Come on."

Ding Lianghua sat carefully.

He Zhao couldn't touch his head: “What's wrong with you two? ”

Xie Yu's hair is almost dry. Remove the towel and put it on the table.

“Then let's draw up a battle plan for tonight,” Wanda was very excited, "Speaking of which, Brother Yu, you really surprised me, I thought you wouldn't participate...” After all, it was so uneven.

“I watched the play.” Xie Yu said.

12: 30 in the morning.

The windows are dark and the dormitory building is surprisingly quiet.

The weekend holidays essentially ran out of half-builders, and the echoes on the ground seemed to be louder than usual, looking over from the end of the corridor, staring at the ever-expanding hallways and doorplates, with a slight dizziness.

Wanda slows her breathing and takes the lead in pushing the door out.

‘Squeak’.

The sound of the doors being opened was a little strange because of the atmosphere.

He Dynasty did not move.

“Brother Chao, what are you doing?” Wanda said back.

Xie Yu platoon was behind He Chao. He couldn't get out of the road. He patted him on the shoulder: “Cover me... Chao brother. You're the man among men. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

He Dynasty made a lot of noise tonight. I don't know if that soul charm brought him courage. I waited about half an hour, and it was boring, and they started chatting all the time.

“Ding Hua Liang, you...”

“His name is Ding Lianghua. ”

“ …… ”

“I'm sorry, I don't remember. ”

“ …… ”

“But I bet old Xie doesn't even know your last name. ”

Wanda was laughing and asked Xie Yu if he really didn't know. He told him not to take the pot that he dumped at random. There was a silent knock in his ear.

No one talks anymore.

Just as Wanda was about to say, "It could be a phantom hearing," she shouted again.

Sounds distant.

It's boring and light, but it passes through empty corridors and winds up the stairs.

“It wasn't the third floor that knocked tonight,” Wanda sounded a little trembling, "downstairs... ”

After a long time, Xie Yu remembered her high school career. She will not forget this evening. The development of a series of mentally retarded plots and the end of mental retardation is second only.

A big idiot who was scared of shaking his hand and stuffed the charm paper in his hand.

He Dynasty painted the thief a few ugly townspeople charms into Xie Yu's hand, the charm paper has been wrinkled, and the temperature of his palm is still on. He Chao stared nervously at the direction of the stairs. A series of actions were subconscious. He raised his hand and patted Xie Yu's head: “Don't be afraid, brother will cover you. ”

Xie Yu looked down at the paper and was a little furious.