Fake Slackers

Xie Yu finished, He Dynasty did not speak for half a day.

Just when he thought the topic was over, He dynasty suddenly came along and said, "I think I am, a handsome bunch. ”

The two men lay on the playground side by side, their postures were a little wild, so they didn't have time to take into account any more images. He opened his hands in a large font and found that his body temperature was several degrees hotter than the playground.

Xie Yu did not have the strength to mock him. He had always been comfortable with this man's thick face. He moved his legs and wanted to kick his feet. He did not kick, because He Dynasty suddenly sat up.

He Dynasty added: "Really, have you ever seen someone prettier than me? People can know me like this...”

Xie Yu said: “You've got your strength. ”

He Dynasty: “Pen Xian said no. ”

Xie Yu recalled the night they were playing pen fairy self-study and suddenly wanted to laugh.

“Yes, who said no,” Xie Yu raised his mind to joke, looked at him, and lifted his finger to point at himself, "you old me. ”

He Dynasty: “Grandpa? ”

Xie Yu responded casually: “Obstruction, Sun Tzu. ”

“Fuck you, take advantage of me, kid. ”

He suddenly lost two generations. He Chao laughed and went to tear Xie Yu's collar. He pretended to be a murderer. As a result, his strength did not control him, nor did he expect Xie Yu to lie down and let him fight back.

He accidentally pulled his head over and pulled his collar wide open.

Xie Yu's skin is inherently white. After running and sun exposure, it looks slightly reddish. The blush comes out a little bit from the bottom. The teenager is skinny and even pretty.

“Who takes advantage of who,” Xie Yu patted the hands of He Dynasty, “let go. ”

He Zhao loosened up and sat still for a while. Why don't you just go back and lay down? “You... you're in good shape. ”

Xie Yu replied, “Thank you, you're good too. ”

The confusion in his mind stopped. He Dynasty quickly forgot what he was getting into.

But He Dynasty still felt hot, extending from his throat to his breathless chest, an unspeakable heat.

somewhat burnt.

He Dynasty also did not know what to think, his mind flashed, the ghost made him look at his crotch and sneak a peek.

……

Xie Yu did not know that He Dynasty's thought turned several bends and ran away. He lay down and looked at the sky for a while. He was tired and closed his eyes.

It was quiet around him, and he heard the sound of Hechao breathing.

There is a heartbeat that hasn't stopped yet.

Half a bang, Xie Yu closed his eyes and asked: "Heart rate too fast, very tired? ”

He dynasty erased his face and didn't know how to say: "Ah, yeah... he ran tired. ”

Luo Wenqiang ran about ten laps, and after running, he was paralyzed on the ground, half a playground away from them.

He had enough rest and went to the mall to buy water, and he took two bottles for two crazy students. He crossed the playground, walked to Xie Yu and He Chao, squatted down and handed the water over: “Wow, you two, 15 laps? Did you really run 15 laps? ”

Ice water, cold air.

Xie Yu: “Thank you. ”

He Dynasty sat up and picked up the water, unscrewing the cap and pouring down half the bottle: “Not strong, not afraid, say 15 laps. ”

“Awesome,” Lo Wenqiang said of his own accord, "so, the fall games, you two run long. ”

The topic changed too quickly. He Dynasty blew it and didn't react at once: “Ah? ”

It is also the first time that Xie Yu has been invited to participate in a collective event. It doesn't matter if he runs long, but the three squad members are really too active. If the sports event is not unexpected, it will take another half month, and there will be no notice.

But Luo Wenqiang shook his head himself: "Alas, life is nothing but a swing of fingers. ”

Xie Yu: “…"

He Dynasty: “…” Brother, your ideological awareness is a bit high.

After a while, several people got up and went back to the classroom.

Walking down the corridor, it was discovered that all classes had been frying pans and that the quiet appearance could not be maintained and the noise could not be achieved.

“So noisy," passed Class 8, Shen Jie, they still sing K songs, He Dynasty stuck a finger in one ear, didn't want to be tortured, and said, "How come our class didn't say a word and pulled the curtains so tight, so silent, it's not like the usual style of our class. ”

He Chao said, pushing open the back door of Class 3.

The movie is playing on the big screen, and it's just halfway there.

As class leader, Liu Jinhao was obliged to move his chair and sit by the podium. As soon as there was movement outside the door, he dragged his mouse to close the movie.

“Surprised me," saw them come in, Liu Jinhao transferred the movie out again, "I thought who, come on, let's watch. Go to Wanda's for the bets. Make sure you leave. ”

The drapes are airtight and the lights are all off, making them feel like little theaters.

Xie Yu didn't understand: “What are you doing? ”

“Guess who's the killer," Wanda introduced them, "it's a suspense film, 50,000 apiece, bet? ”

“No, it's not fair to me and Old Xie. I don't know anything about what was said earlier," He Dynasty said and praised, “but you guys are very business-minded, which I have to admit. ”

This grade party lasted less than half an hour and was broken by Director Kang himself: “Well, I'm going to batch a paper kung fu, don't you want to go through the sky? ”

Crazy dogs scolded from Class 8 all the way: “Class 8 treats the classroom like KTV, your class cinema, each one of them is very thoughtful. Know what your exam looks like, still so happy and happy?! ”

He Zhaochan reached Xie Yu's ear and said: “Anyway, it's better to die from pleasure. ”

Director Kang pointed to the last row: “What are you talking about? Didn't you run enough in 15 laps? ”

He Zhao just wanted to say "nothing", and the Chinese table next to him stabbed him directly - Xie Yu repeated what he had just said.

The whole class burst into laughter.

“If you want to die, I will complete you.” Director Kang is angry. “He Dynasty, get out of here and stand in the hallway. ”

“ …… ”

He Dynasty got used to it and got out in quite a skilled position.

Director Kang still seemed to have a few small essays left in his mouth. He Dynasty was called out for training, and he kept talking in class three. He Dynasty stood tired and sneaked back two steps, leaning against the back door frame to talk to Xie Yu: “Little friend, you are very unrighteous. ”

Xie Yu replied: “You are annoying. ”

“… we have also found a cure for the phenomenon of late stays.” Director Kang talks about staying late from class discipline, "students in this room, starting tomorrow morning, you will feel a force to get up. ”

Wake up strength.

It fucking felt like killing someone.

In the early morning of the following morning, the broadcast of the dormitories sounded in the ears of everyone, a song of loyalty to the nation.

“The wolf smokes up the river and the mountains look north, the dragon rolls up, the horse hisses ~”

“I will defend the land and reopen the country. China will let the Quartet ~”

Passionate, vibrant and powerful enough to evoke the bloody soul of every good man in the motherland! Oil-borne sense of purpose, the passion for learning is boiling!

At six o'clock in the morning, all the people in the dormitory were boiling.

They climbed out of bed and hurriedly couldn't even put on their slippers, pulled the door open and said two words to each other instead: "Fuck! ”

“What's going on, what's going on, six o'clock, letting no one sleep? ”

“Who the fuck is playing a song?! ”

He Dynasty pulled the quilt up, intending to survive a song.

At the end of the day, I got a headache from this broadcast, and I couldn't help but sit up with my hands and say, "... what the hell? ”

After a night's sleep, the after-effects of the fifteen laps yesterday came all the way up, especially the recently injured ankle, bearing the intensity of the long run still a little hard.

He Dynasty grabbed his hair, got out of bed, stepped on the slippers and slowly swayed to the door, pulled the bedroom door open, and shouted a few words: “Is it such a mess? It's very good to be loyal to the country. ”

He Dynasty has a low volume, but the voice is very recognizable, the tone is always raised slightly, and there is an inadvertent drama.

Someone saw him and stopped spitting: “Morning, Brother Chao. ”

He Dynasty did not speak, raised his hand in arrears to show the man, then waved to the other door to stop. Out of blessings and enjoy misfortune, he knocked on the door and shouted Xie Yu: “Xie, wake up, Xie... can you sleep? ”

He Dynasty's hair was quite messy, his clothes were not sorted out, no one responded for a while, coincidentally the 'loyalty to the country' stopped. He was planning to go back to sleep and go back to his cage. The door in front of him opened with a "squeak”.

“You're fuckin 'done,” Xie Yu took out the earplug in his ear and leaned against the door to look at him, "fart. ”

Even though Xie Yuhuan did not welcome him into the house, He Dynasty flashed in directly from his side: “Looking for you for breakfast. ”

Xie Yu didn't close the door. She stood at the door and looked at him. She cried out three words in her eyes: "Get out."

He Dynasty just pretended not to see it.

The song stopped on the radio, but Director Kang's speech had just begun: "Hello? Can you hear me? Ah, good morning, classmates. The so-called plan of the day is in the morning...”

He Dynasty was shocked: "Fuck, it's not over yet? ”

Xie Yu raised his hand and rubbed his forehead horn.

As a result, he could not sleep even if he wanted to, so simply close the door and turn around to wash.

“Yesterday's math, really, the math teacher will be moved to tears.” Xie Yu is brushing his teeth. He is standing against the wall and peeling at him at the door of Daiwei. “Just wait for him to praise me. I've never had such a good feeling in answering questions. I know every question...”

After brushing his teeth, Xie Yu grabbed some water and poured it over his face.

When He Dynasty said, "You will pass this time", Xie Yu wiped his face and threw the towel directly at He Dynasty's face.

If he doesn't mention this, it's okay. I'm bored with Yu Xie Yu when he brings up the monthly examination. I thought, you passed your ass.

“What are you doing?” He took the towel off his face. "Wake up? ”

Xie Yu put his hand on the edge of the zipper of his trousers and pulled his finger down a little. What was he doing? It was obvious: "Bring the door and roll over. ”

“What are you shy of? Everyone is a man. ”

He said so in his mouth, or he turned to the desk quite cooperatively.

Xie Yu unzipped his pants and ignored him.

Yesterday afternoon during the mathematics exam, Xie Yu asked him how he had answered in order to know the controlled subregion.

The questions in this set are basically after-school exercises, only minor changes have been made, such as changing the 10 to 20, and the examination is really low like an intellectual retard.

He also believed when he said it was a good answer.

After all, He Chao usually doesn't ignore classes at all. Since the last time he provoked a math teacher, his math class hasn't been so good, and his phone couldn't play, so he had to look up at the blackboard.

I don't know if he can read it or not. Anyway, this guy is fine. Just say a few words next to him: “Turns out, it's so simple. Do you understand the question? I get it. ”

He knows a... hammer.

When Xie Yu looked at his answer when he closed the paper, he knew that He Dynasty completely failed his trust.

He Chao made two rounds in the house and finally sat on Xie Yu's bed.

Xie Yu went to the toilet and cleaned Daiwei up again. When he washed his hands and went out, he saw that he had nothing to do with knocking on the door and screaming for breakfast. He Dynasty fell asleep in his bed again.

He Chao's shirt rolled up on top. People looked tall and thin, but they all deserved it.

Where the waist is attached to the abdomen, the muscle lines are clear, especially when breathing ups and downs, but the green one belonging to the teenager dilutes its aggressiveness.

He Dynasty buried his half face in a blanket.

Xie Yu moved a few wrist joints and wanted to beat people up.

In the past, regardless of your grades, you have returned to the relaxed state you used to call love life.

Students entering the school in the morning talked about idol stars and the TV drama that was on the air last night, and the mad dog stepped on the early reading bell and stood in front of the school and was late.

Erzhong teachers are extremely efficient in batching the exams. At night, they take the exams back to work overtime and then batch them, and the next day they can achieve grades.

Wanda squatted in front of the teacher's office for the whole room, crooked her head, put her ears on the door panel, and just as Townsend opened the door and took out the garbage, she stood up suddenly and turned around and drilled into the toilet.

“Wait a minute," Townsend wasn't blind either, he waved to Wanda, "come here. ”

When Townsend first took office, he heard the other teachers say that the child was particularly fond of listening to the corner of the wall. Finally, he saw it today. He carried a garbage bag in his hand and took a few steps forward, asking him: “What did you hear? ”

Wanda said, "The first and second graders in our class are in our class, but it's the countdown. The second class had the highest average score, someone in math scored full score, Xu Qingqing English exam was good... the next class language teacher is getting married next month. ”

Townsend just sat there and looked at Wanda's head. I really didn't expect him to hear so much: “You have bright ears. How many ears have you got? Anything else?”

Wanda: “No, the debriefing is complete. ”

Looking at the class soon, Townsend wanted to educate him, and he didn't have time: “Read more books, go to class, by the way - let He Dynasty come to my office at noon. ”

Wanda hastily responded.

Townsend walked out a few steps and returned. He paused and said: "... call Xie Yu too. ”

In the classroom.

He Dynasty sat in the seat with Xie Yu and played the lesson without competing for the win or loss of the low-cost homemade paper game - five chess chess chess, the last language lesson for two people 2: 2 tie.

He Dynasty's logical thinking ability is very strong, and the front line is very long. Each time Xie Yu's five children are to be connected immediately, He Dynasty can always insert a pin to break it. With the intelligence of He Dynasty, Xie Yu doesn't know if this is a mistake.

Wanda walked back with the class bell, “Chao Yu, Old Tang told you two to go to his office at noon, you two... how can you count down every time? ”

He Dynasty heard this, knowing Wanda had heard the grades, put down the question: “Me? What am I counting? ”

Xie Yu already guessed the ending and didn't lift his head.

If not, Wanda said, "One down, and you only have ten maths. ”

He Dynasty appeared to be deeply caught in a dream that he could pass. When he heard the word "ten”, he was a little surprised: “Am I just one step away from a number? ”

Wanda said, "Really, special cow, pull our class straight down by two points. ”

Wanda finished his speech and found that He Dynasty was a little low on the whole person's mood. He asked: "What's wrong with Chao? ”

“Leave him alone, he's not awake," Xie Yu said, "still waiting for the math teacher to praise... go to sleep, there's everything in the dream. ”

Wanda recently felt that she and Xie Yu were almost familiar, and said, “Brother Yu, you score 20 points, you two are no better than each other. ”

Xie Yu: “... are you looking for a beating? ”

The more he laughed, the more exaggerated he laughed.

At noon, Townsend rushed back to the office early after eating and waited for the last two students to come to the office looking for him.

He wrote several talking outlines and finally decided to play freely.

“Teacher Tang, they've been like this since freshman year." The other teachers on the side looked at Tansen and analyzed the monthly exams for half a day. They also heard that they had a lunch appointment. "You can teach them normally. They really don't listen, they can't help it. I say this either to make you give up or give up on them, or they're both... really, there's no way, there's no way. ”

Townsend continued to go through the examination papers of He Dynasty and Xie Yu, and did not directly deny the teacher's words. He did not feel that he was doing a hard and unpleasant thing. He said: "I will teach normally and teach as much as I can. - Isn't that not doing everything yet? ”

A dozen minutes later, two people arrived and knocked on the door: “Report. ”

Townsend closed the curriculum: “Go in. ”

It's not hard to guess what Old Tang wants to do. It's nothing more than criticize grades. In senior year, teachers from all disciplines have talked to them like this, that is, talk about it, what to do after talking about it or what.

He Dynasty seemed relaxed and wanted to deal with this situation often.

“You two, sit down," Townsend put the exam on the table, "I wanted to ask you," What do you find difficult in learning? Say it and we'll try to fix it together. ”

In other words, ‘how the hell could you two score so low?'

Xie Yu couldn't give any reason, because he knew the correct answer, so he avoided perfectly, and said it to scare him.

He Dynasty, to be right, replied: “Everywhere is difficult. ”

“He Dynasty, I just complimented your class director a while ago. You've been doing well in math class lately." In the talking room, the math teacher walked in after lunch and pinched a toothpick in his hand. “How did this happen? ”

He Dynasty stopped talking.

Xie Yu answered the same table: “In class, he thought he understood. ”

This time, the math teacher didn't know what to say. He shook his head back to his seat: “You... you are truly gods. ”