Fake Slackers

Gu Xuelan's birthday is the day after tomorrow.

Xie Yu didn't go back to live because he couldn't bear it. He just couldn't bear the whole box of learning materials under the dorm bed.

He Dynasty heard an "Oh” sound, then came headless: "Happy Birthday. ”

“ …… ”

He dynasty obviously wanted to say “good health and good health”, so the words began, and the killer was ruthlessly interrupted.

“Okay, okay, thank you.” Xie Yu made a five-finger closing motion to He Dynasty, "he closed. ”

“You act like Shen Jie sent me an expression pack.” He Dynasty learned a little and spread his fingers away again, “let go. ”

Xie Yu: “…” Put your head down.

The language homework that Townsend has just arranged, He Dynasty, has no idea what it is.

He sat in his seat for a while and then patted the shoulder of the former classmate and borrowed the student's homework book and copied it.

The previous classmate was very confused, and the whole class knew that He Dynasty basically didn't do his homework, so he dared to ask: “Do you... want to do your homework? ”

He championed and said, “What if? I don't know, look at the fate, maybe which one of the homework looks particularly smooth, the fate can't even stop it. ”

This is probably the first time the classmate has heard such a serious "homework entourage theory” and is stunned.

He Dynasty copied two copies, returned the transcript to the front seat, and photographed one of them on Xie Yu's table: “Here, what if a miracle happens? ”

Xie Yu lowered his head and looked at the words of shit that could not be recognized on the eyeball paper. He said that he could not even read it. If a miracle appeared, there would be a ghost.

He folded up the paper, couldn't find a place to throw it, stuffed it in his pocket, listened to the He Dynasty and asked: "When's your birthday? ”

Xie Yu turned his face back and looked really upset at him. The shadow in the corridor just now still didn't go away. A row of windows, neatly poking out a row of heads, staring at them subtly.

Wanda even covered her eyes and looked disrespectful.

He grew up with no strange rumors, and found the world strange after encountering the He Dynasty.

“Students staying at school on weekends strictly follow the accommodation rules.” Townsend found a chair and sat down, looking like he was going to talk to them about school, "we have to believe in science, I almost forgot about the dormitory last weekend... Wanda, don't look down, I really don't see how you guys have that idea. ”

Calculate after the fall.

Their teacher Ben Tang's reflex arc was particularly long.

Sometimes he thought he really ignored the comparison, and when they relaxed their guard and felt that everything was over, when the wind was calm and quiet, Tang suddenly grabbed him and said: “Hey, you guys last month...”

“Say it,” He Dynasty looked at Xie Yu beside his head, also leaning down, on the same horizon as him, reaching out to touch his hair, “When's your birthday? ”

Xie Yu said: "It will die. ”

He Dynasty did not continue to cling to this question. In a few minutes, the topic changed from "How many years have you been?" Definitely smaller than me. ”

Xie Yu is now particularly sensitive to this “little” word, such as "little friend”.

So Xie Yu sat up and looked badly. "Why are you so small? Where the fuck are you? ”

He Dynasty was a year older than he was when the two men compared their birth years.

“Tell Brother,” he said with a laugh, "you don't believe me when I say you're little. ”

Xie Yu always felt that He Dynasty was setting him up.

He Chao pulled his legs back, his front foot beneath the chair curled up, his posture lazy, his center of gravity moved to the back, and the whole person looked a little shaky.

He Dynasty looked forward, his eyes passed through the back of the students' heads in the front row and landed straight on the blackboard. The blackboard was a few lines of authentic board books, and the sound of Tansen reading the scriptures in his ears suddenly kept away from him.

Half a noise, Xie Yu heard He Chao say casually: “You must be smaller than me, I've read it three times. ”

Xie Yu's first reaction was: No wonder no one in high school said he cheated on this grade.

At that time, Xie Yu cheated God's name spread throughout the grade, but He Dynasty had nothing to do with it.

So it's a reread.

It makes sense to reread, a bad grade-thief scum, rereading and shit luck, which touched the college tail.

Xie Yu looked at the scattered appearance of He Chao, holding the pen in his hand, several fingers pinching it around.

He Dynasty still had that very mathematical volume on the table. The revision was revised, but it took about two lines to walk for a while, and the letters were messy and seemed messy.

Xie Yu was a little curious: “How many years have you been rereading? ”

“...” He Dynasty said, "a year, what is it? ”

Xie Yu: “Nothing, I thought you started at least three years ago. ”

He Dynasty didn't feel comfortable saying this: “What am I like? Aren't you like me? Can you touch your score and talk? ”

Speaking room, the bell rings after class.

Everyone cheered and Wanda stood on the chair waving the test paper and shouting: "Liberated - liberated comrades! ”

Townsend's speech was interrupted, he shook his head, and he stood up and ordered the last sentence: "Don't rush away, pack your things, don't leave. Clean the classroom today on your birthday. ”

Xie Yu had nothing to pack. He stayed at school for the weekend. He sat on his chair and even waved his hands at him on his back: “Goodbye, my child. ”

Xie Yu didn't say anything. When he passed behind the He Dynasty, he kicked his foot directly up. He simply fell down: “Try calling again. ”

He dynasty instantly unbalanced, he looked at the chair to be planted backwards. He was still quick to react. When he fell, he found the most handsome landing position, one hand on the ground: “... Shit. ”

The chair went down smoothly and made a loud bang on the floor.

Wanda waved the test paper for a while, and she folded it into a paper plane and put it in her mouth: “--Go, fly, free bird. ”

Liu Jinhao saw it and folded the math paper on the table: “Dada, let me show you something more powerful. ”

Townsend had just walked to the door, and the class had messed up like this. He had his hands behind his back and held a cup of elderly and middle-aged health tea in his hand, and he was emotional: "Young man, what a passion...”

Xie Yu didn't take anything, but went back to school after two nights of sleep.

Gu Xuelan was quite impressed: “You should carry a schoolbag, bring your homework and everything, everything else in the house. ”

“I know, I'll take care of it myself.” Besides cell phones and change, Xie Yu is the miracle paper he forgot to throw away.

Out of the school door, make sure that there are no Zhong family drivers waiting in luxury cars at the door, which is why they go to the bus station.

“It's so hot that people won't pick you up. You have to squeeze people in the sun," said Gu Xuelan, "... be careful on your way. ”

Xie Yu hung up the phone.

Xie Yu doesn't really have any idea about birthdays. He has no cake for birthdays in his memory. There is no surprise or surprise, it is not a lively scene.

Only one bowl of hot noodles.

In order to save money, Ms. Gu herself has a birthday, but every year on Xie Yu's birthday, Ms. Gu gives him a bowl of noodles.

I feel so warm after eating, I can't say anything, so I just feel the whole person warm.

Zhong Jie came back this weekend. After he went to college, he followed Zhong Guofei in his internship at the company, and soon he would take over the company.

Xie Yulai Zhongjia for three years, there was no wind wave, silence, everyone knew that he could not help Ah Dou, Zhong Jie besides not happy, there was a little pleasure in his heart.

“Heard you had a good month's exam?” As soon as Xie Yu entered the door, Zhong Jie asked in a strange way.

Xie Yu changed her shoes and held her hand against the shoe cabinet. She looked down at her face less clearly: “Thank you. ”

Gu Xuelan stepped out of the living room, knowing that his son was back today, and Zhong Jie was there. She cooked several dishes herself: “The food is ready, hurry and eat. ”

Zhong Jie sat on the couch sneering and wondered what he was laughing at.

Probably influenced by He Dynasty, Xie Yu found his temper much better. Under the "you are angry with me” attitude of life, this meal actually finished quietly.

Zhong Jie discovered that Xie Yu had become more and more difficult to deal with. From a little bit, he went from blowing up to cold-mouthed shooting back. This time back, he ignored him directly as air.

After dinner, Gu Xuelan pulled Xie Yu, intending to cut some fruit plates and let them go upstairs to eat.

Xie Yu helped her wash the fruit together, the two of them squeezed in the kitchen, the water flushed on her fingers, a little cold.

There was little talk between the two people, basically asking and answering questions, and finally falling into silence.

Xie Yu washed the last apple and handed it over to Ms. Gu.

“Take this plate to your uncle Zhong first," said Gu Xuelan. "He's been very busy with business for a few days. He hasn't had a few bites to eat since he came back and stayed in the study. ”

Zhong Jie was also on the second floor of the study, Xie Yu walked to the door of the study to hear the fierce quarrel - through the door panel, some boredom, especially Zhong Guofei's powerless and angry voice.

“I look forward to you, how about you, can you also look forward to me ordering?! I appreciate your Aunt Gu being with me. ”

Then Zhong Jie said with a hiss: “What about my mum--?! Where'd she go? What is she and what am I now? ”

I don't know how this topic has developed, it hasn't stopped in three years.

Xie Yu thought the two men were talking a little loud. He lowered his head and inserted a small piece of apple with a toothpick in his mouth. He ate a little sour.

Gu Xuelan heard the noise upstairs and couldn't even wipe his hands. He went upstairs to persuade him to fight.

“Don't go," Xie Yu stood at the door of the study, holding a fruit tray in one hand and holding the other hand on Gu Xuelan's arm. “Let them argue, if they like, make enough noise. ”

How could Gu Xuelan ignore it? She hurried to push the door in.

Another night of tranquillity.

Xie Yu stood under the shower, drenched in wetness, closed his eyes and tried to ignore those sounds outside.

He lifted his hand and wiped his face, turned off the switch, pulled the door open and walked out, the water beads flowed down his hair, crossed his back, and ended up on the tiled floor with a warm light striking a tint of color.

Before throwing the changed clothes into the dirty basket, Xie Yu customarily touched the pocket for anything he forgot, and then he touched the paper that folded into a square.

It is a word that He Dynasty flies east and west, and the pen sharp hates to fly out, but it is undesirable to encounter.

Xie Yu stared for half a day and couldn't recognize a word.

He flipped the paper and found a smiley face on the other side. A curved mouth slants up a pen and looks a little cheap.

Xie Yu looked and suddenly leaned against the pool and laughed.