Fake Slackers

Xie Yu often called him a fool, a retard, and all sorts of offensive words. The only one who can describe him as a brother is a "Brother Huo", but that doesn't sound like a good word.

So Xie Yu said, "Brother Chao”, the tone was even, there was no ups and downs, but He Chao stunned for a while.

Almost couldn't hold the chopsticks.

By the time he reacted, the last piece of corn branding had been grabbed by Rowenqiang with his hands.

Rowen Qiang stepped on the chair, the whole person was unusually luxurious. In order to eat and do his best, simply give up the chopsticks and start directly: “Brother Hahahahaha, admit to losing! ”

Xu Qingqing said: “Sports Committee, I really didn't expect you to be like this. ”

Liu Jinhao shook his head as well: “I didn't expect it either... In order to eat it, you told me that you really only didn't eat yesterday's dinner, you were afraid you didn't eat all day yesterday. ”

Rowen Qiang chewed on the corn branding and defended himself: “Not so much, I just have a big meal. ”

He Chao Qing cleared his voice and was about to say what to call Brother.

So Xie Yu said, "I don't like to eat corn branding. ”

“I didn't get it either," he said, “so which one do you want? ”

Xie Yu pointed to the hot soup of the pan across the street.

There was already a mess on the table, a plate of green vegetables and even a few shrimp piles, and a small piece of rib that didn't know it was flying out of the plate.

He Zhao stared at the wolf and said, "Don't say a bowl of soup, let me do anything!"

He Zhao reached for the plate, turned half a lap and suddenly came up with an idea. He paused his hand and said, “Want to eat? Call again if you want to eat. ”

He Dynasty finished, thought this little bastard was definitely not so good. Probably would kick him directly, upset and lift his sleeve, give him three words very coldly: “Get out. ”

But the little bastard shouted again with no burden: "Brother Chao. ”

“ …… ”

He Chao sensed his throat was tight.

Almost everyone I know calls him Brother Chao.

But the words came out of Xie Yu's mouth, unlike others.

screamed, my heart collapsed together.

He had a lot going on in his head, and at the end of the day, a thousand words came together to say, "Fuck, that's against the rules."

Xie Yu is also confused.

He stared at the soup for half a day and stirred it with a spoon.

In fact, I don't dislike the corn branding, and I don't really want to drink the three fresh soups.

So what do you really want to do?

It's pure, I don't know which nerve it touches, do you want to call him?

“Want some more wine?” Liu Jinhao asked.

Rowen Qiang said while eating: "Let's go! That wasn't enough to sew your teeth in. ”

These people, hard to come by, nobody cares, they are like little adults, ordering food and ordering wine. Especially when it comes to drinking, there is an unknown circumstance, as if drinking alcohol, and usually those frames disappear all at once.

He Chao just blew several bottles with Liu Jinhao.

Xie Yu also drank a little too much, seems to be drinking too much.

Liu Jinhoding's hotel service was quite thoughtful. When the birthday cake was pushed up, the lights were automatically turned off in the luggage room. Xie Yu was still drinking soup, and suddenly the surrounding area darkened.

Someone shouted, "Is there a power outage? ”

The next second, the bakery door was pushed open by the waiter, and the dining car was filled with a large cake of seventeen candles, which emitted a faint light and swayed with the wind as the dining car moved forward.

I don't know who started singing happy birthday songs, then everyone started singing together: "Happy Birthday to you ~”

Xie Yu also sang two words, their voices were covered by Wanda, He Dynasty was close, but he heard a few syllables.

Pretty good.

After singing, everyone clapped and shouted, "Make a wish! Blow the candles! ”

Liu Jinhao closed his eyes and made a wish. Then he blew the candle, his breath still hasn't blown. The others helped each other to blow together. After the blow, Rowen joyously came: “Cut the cake! ”

Liu Jinhao smiled and hurt him: “Are you fucking not eating enough? How do you usually spend your time in school canteens? ”

“Well done,” said Luo Wenqiang, "… two meals a day, what can we do? ”

Everyone laughed and made a scene, and then everyone split a piece of chocolate cake.

Wanda secretly grabbed some cream from the small half of the cake left in the dining car, circled behind Liu Jinhao, lifted the cream of Yang's hand and blinked at them.

Everyone knows the Divine Society.

Liu Jinhao was unraveling the gift, obviously it was from his thick face. The moment it was unraveled, it still showed an uninformed surprise: “Wow, my God, isn't this the gift I've always wanted! My dear Da, you really know me too well..."

Didn't finish, his dear Da just smeared a cream on his face.

Wanda made the headlines.

The cake team is getting bigger and bigger, and the last group of people are in the bag room and you chase me.

Xie Yu cake hasn't eaten a few bites yet, He Dynasty withdrew from the Great Mixed War, never had fun, saw the child sitting alone, walked over, patted Xie Yu's shoulder, while Xie Yu looked back at his kung fu, put cream on his face.

Xie Yu: “…”

“Xie, you can't hide,” he said, "the cream should still be wiped. ”

Then Liu Jinhao watched as the two big men in their class started fighting again.

But this is a cream war.

Xie Yu grabbed a bunch of cream and greeted Ho head-on: “Are you fucking -- are you having fun, Gao? ”

Although Xu Qingqing is respected by everyone as Qingqing, after all, she is a girl. She is basically the only one who wipes someone else's share. She is tired. She pauses and takes a break. Then she takes out her phone and takes a picture with a smile: “Hey - Shall we take a picture? On the count of three, two, one, everyone calls for eggplant. ”

He Dynasty has a natural desire to behave in front of the camera. Even if it is rubbed on his face and hair, he still snaps Xie Yu's neck and wants to pose: “Eggplant! Old Xie, look at the camera. ”

Xie Yu obviously didn't want to cooperate: “Look at my ass. ”

Xu Qingqing didn't care if they were ready or not. Anyway, she was ready herself. “Click” to press the shutter.

Class leader's seventeenth birthday.

Everyone's face was rubbed off, especially Liu Jinhao himself, and only two eyes remained on the outside.

There are two boys in the last row, one black and the other white.

Xu Qingqing suddenly thought, good.

I have seen so many youth reading books, although my daily life is not as fierce, flat and unexpected, for exam troubles every day, I write my homework in the middle of the night with the lights on... but it is really good.

After eating and the cake was ruined, Xie Yu smoked a few napkins to wipe his face and found them sticky and unclean.

He Dynasty proposed to go to the toilet to wash. Afraid that the bathroom would be overcrowded later, the two people slipped out the back door.

“You're too harsh," He Zhao chucked his head directly under the faucet, washing it and saying, “Where else? ”

Xie Yu quickly washed her cheeks and nose. After washing her hands carefully, she looked to the side and said: "Behind the neck. ”

He Zhao lowered his head and touched it backwards: “Here? ”

“No,” Xie Yu said, "a little further down. ”

He Chao hadn't touched it for half a day. He bent over a little tired. His hands stood at the edge of the pool and said, “Are you kidding me? ”

Xie Yu reached out - he still had water on his hand, ice cool around He Chao's neck: “Here. ”

He Dynasty: “…”

Liu Jinhao wiped them with paper towels for half a day and found that they couldn't wipe them clean, and their back legs came.

Seeing that He Dynasty and Xie Yu were both in the bathroom, and both of them looked strange, I couldn't help but wonder: “What are you two doing? ”

Xie Yu didn't speak, gave up his position and went outside the bathroom.

He Chao blinked his eyes and hung water dripping from his hair on his eyelashes. He raised his hand and wiped his face: “Nothing, that... wash it, you guys. ”

Liu Jinhao didn't have time to think about it, because Wanda and Lo Wenqiang had rushed over and grabbed two empty spaces, and he said, "Can you two take care of my birthday star? ”

Rowen strongly shook his head in his mouth, hey hey hey, head in the sink, but perfectly staggered from the current.

Wanda wasn't much better, and he started waving in the mirror: "Music, music. ”

Liu Jinhao found something wrong: “You can't, are you drunk? ”

Ben was a good singer, and at the end of the day, there were a few drunkards on the team who had to do it.

“Rat, you and Ding Ding take the physical committee back," he said, holding Wanda aside, "I'm in charge of this with Old Xie, we'll take him straight back to school. ”

Wanda floated, heard the words "back to school”, and said goodbye to the class leader with his last sense: "Consumption, rats, happy birthday. ”

Liu Jinhao held on to Luo Wenqiang, a little hard: “I thank you, so let's do this... I'll go, how can these two people drink so poorly? ”

“Forget about the poor amount of alcohol," Xie Yu said, "I'm quite upbeat to howl a thousand glasses on the table without getting drunk. ”

He Dynasty also said: “These two people have no idea what their real strength is. ”

A bottle of wine is also called.

I don't feel anything when I howl about this wine. I'm sure it's the legendary thousand glasses that don't get drunk! Go on, do it!

I took a taxi, and luckily Wanda's drinks weren't that bad, and I stopped fussing about dancing and fell asleep when I got in the car.

“Master, go to Liyang Erzhong. ”

“Second-class, okay.” The driver looked at the route and concentrated on driving.

Wordless all the way.

He Dynasty had a good amount of alcohol, but he drank a little too much with Liu Jinhao today. Now he calms down and feels a little hot all over.

The stomach is also burning.

He tried to open the window for some air and turned his head to see that the little friend around him was asleep.

Xie Yu's hand was right beside him - the hand just touched his neck with water. And the freshman checked in on the first day, and he grabbed “black nail polish” hand.

Outside the window the view whistled past.

He Dynasty felt that he had been desperately pressing down all day, at a time when these seemingly insignificant details suddenly erupted.

Like Shen Jie said, it's going to blow up.

Xie Yu had a headache. She felt worse when she got in the car and got bumpy. She closed her eyes and planned to slow down. She was very clear in her head. But slowly, his hand was suddenly caught.

But this time it's different, it's a ten-digger snap.

The boy's fingers are stiff and a little harsh. He Dynasty held it carefully, like he didn't want to disturb him, but couldn't help but push hard. And the incredible temperature on his hand, even a little bit with the heartbeat.

Xie Yu felt like she was burning too.